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Why TSA Takes Melons More Than Anything. 

Joe Bartolozzi
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@jiongxina1510
@jiongxina1510 2 года назад
It is scientifically proven by the top scientists that when Joe posts it is the best time of the day.
@Dj7dust
@Dj7dust 2 года назад
fax
@jiongxina1510
@jiongxina1510 2 года назад
@@Dj7dust ong fellow chad
@sl_complx3378
@sl_complx3378 2 года назад
fo shooo
@imtoxic8703
@imtoxic8703 2 года назад
I like men
@Batman-ns4cm
@Batman-ns4cm 2 года назад
Yes
@roanvanbree3078
@roanvanbree3078 2 года назад
Watching joe at night is a diff vibe
@Tpushingp
@Tpushingp 2 года назад
Fact
@noelojukwu9977
@noelojukwu9977 2 года назад
Fr tho
@Grahhhhhhh163
@Grahhhhhhh163 2 года назад
Just did till 2 am last night
@carlitojones2082
@carlitojones2082 2 года назад
It’s day rn dummu
@CJ-rx9mh
@CJ-rx9mh 2 года назад
It's 6:16 wtf are you talking about
@11inchestall
@11inchestall 2 года назад
hes actually been getting so good and so funny in videos lately
@BlakeOps56
@BlakeOps56 2 года назад
Cap
@steven62882
@steven62882 2 года назад
He’s always been funny
@Lyxskii
@Lyxskii 2 года назад
he has always been funny
@11inchestall
@11inchestall 2 года назад
@@LyxskiiI agree im just saying its so funny to be watching his videos now a days and I'm so happy to see him growing!
@cn_games9522
@cn_games9522 2 года назад
It's always a good day when joe uploads
@o_-smalls
@o_-smalls 2 года назад
Joe I would personally like to thank you for helping me though a hard time in my life and now I’m doing well so thank you
@moistshroud4689
@moistshroud4689 2 года назад
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm and joe barto watchers being joe barto watchers or your truly thankful
@historybois7758
@historybois7758 2 года назад
Joe is just the most quality thing I’ve ever seen
@slam402
@slam402 2 года назад
Fun fact my aunt one time brought back a bag of 26 mangos from somewhere I can’t remember, they made her throw it out and she was only allowed to take a picture
@Vampiricangel-n0w
@Vampiricangel-n0w 2 года назад
that such bullshit that they made her get rid of her mangos I would have sat there infront of all 0f them and ate it
@PastPositive
@PastPositive 2 года назад
@@Vampiricangel-n0w They already state that you aren’t allowed to bring food from abroad, they can carry parasites.
@reverbtumbleweed9429
@reverbtumbleweed9429 2 года назад
It's the most awkward thing just sitting there waiting for your bag at the terminal for 15 minutes when you're like the first person in front of where the bags come out.
@palvelusmusic
@palvelusmusic 2 года назад
That vegan teacher is the type of person to smuggle an avocado to another country
@colepanella8751
@colepanella8751 2 года назад
Joe my favorite streamer to watch during homework
@Sarcasm510
@Sarcasm510 2 года назад
I USED TO DO THAT SO MUCH
@vc_reflex8369
@vc_reflex8369 2 года назад
All the homies love joe bart if I met you irl that'd be insane, you're a real amazing influencer.
@reivax6368
@reivax6368 2 года назад
As a melon enthusiast im devastated by this news
@IronsightErik
@IronsightErik 2 года назад
Ur deadass my favorite person on RU-vid, I literally have not enjoyed videos this much in literal years
@jeli1207
@jeli1207 2 года назад
4:01 One bat soup joe…. One bat soup
@timdalt
@timdalt 2 года назад
always a good day when joe posts
@progamerkevin3946
@progamerkevin3946 2 года назад
It’s always a great day when Joe posts
@jorgieon_water3670
@jorgieon_water3670 2 года назад
Bugs can flipping multiple faster than rabbits I swear. Thats why you cant bring any foreign fruits. It has a big effect. It is a giant deal.
@_kenn
@_kenn 2 года назад
Joe was beefing with a dog named Biscuit 💀
@thedennisrosier
@thedennisrosier 2 года назад
9:45 this is Joe's "I am the one who knocks" moment LMAO
@Antonio-ot4cv
@Antonio-ot4cv 2 года назад
Joe next time you go on vacation put a singular grape inside your socks that are in your suitcase and see if they find it.
@xmemomaster1952
@xmemomaster1952 Год назад
I think the reason why they don’t allow food is because they think it’s poisoned OR the food could rot on the plane and do something (these are the other two reasons, but the first reason is correct)
@andrewross8908
@andrewross8908 2 года назад
The avocado shit got me dead 😭😭😭😂😂🤣😂😂😂
@JaaferAlnoory
@JaaferAlnoory 2 года назад
“Please don’t take it I’ll make some guacamole right now” 😂😂😂😂😂
@falcona4826
@falcona4826 2 года назад
Joe always post at the right time
@PikachuComments
@PikachuComments 2 года назад
I’ve brought old avocados from Maui to Oahu, TSA guy found it in my bag and put it back; I was too bashful to tell him I not only didn’t want them back, I forgot I had them (and I don’t remember why I had them)
@user-pv9fy1bz1d
@user-pv9fy1bz1d 2 года назад
Bro u made me fall to my knees in a Walmart
@mateuszskrzyp1007
@mateuszskrzyp1007 2 года назад
I like Joe cause he doesn't give as about what people think about him and so he is very truthfull whit every word
@hypoxia_lover
@hypoxia_lover 2 года назад
every time I see joe, I SWEAR it teleports to my hand 😩🥲
@probablyjoe_
@probablyjoe_ 2 года назад
TSA are like irl discord mods. Also biscuts a loser and spikes a narc
@Ridiculousnessness
@Ridiculousnessness 2 года назад
The ohh when he peeped it was to keep insects away 😂😂😂😂😂
@zmzmzmzmmz7540
@zmzmzmzmmz7540 2 года назад
04:26 Im an immigrant so when I come back from my own country we always bring cucumbers and tomatoes back because in my own country we grow them ourselves so its 100 organic and it tastes way better than the ones in the grocery shop so ye
@PastPositive
@PastPositive 2 года назад
The ones in the grocery store are all organic and grown, so there’s literally no difference lol. It’s fruit and vegetables, they’re organic.
@zmzmzmzmmz7540
@zmzmzmzmmz7540 2 года назад
@@PastPositive nah,they forsure do a lil sum to make it stay longer, growing yourself out and eating like that has a way big difference
@kaeyasnut2212
@kaeyasnut2212 2 года назад
the fact I was watching his videos and he just posted this.
@jonesbbqfootmassage3590
@jonesbbqfootmassage3590 2 года назад
Me too
@balloondagger0
@balloondagger0 2 года назад
I went on a cruise last month to the Bahamas. At one of the ports, we took a tour bus around the island, and the tour guide let this kid climb a tree and twist a coconut off of it and told him to keep it. The kid named it and everything. I know for a fact they didn’t let him back on that ship with it. 😂😂😂
@taco4052
@taco4052 2 года назад
That was the best way to end off the video with that clip.
@destructionoftheend6747
@destructionoftheend6747 2 года назад
"please ill make gucamole right now with it!" DECEASEDD
@isaiahv9494
@isaiahv9494 2 года назад
I may be sick and my brother may be missing but Joe makes me feel better
@user-iv3my6sn4v
@user-iv3my6sn4v 2 года назад
Awww :(
@lemer2935
@lemer2935 Год назад
Lmao find your brother instead for watching joe
@MarkPrus23
@MarkPrus23 2 года назад
" I'm The ten percent" lmao
@user-sr724
@user-sr724 2 года назад
Another great video as always. That last minute had me dying lmao
@crunchy1243
@crunchy1243 2 года назад
Bro this man is so close to 1mil last time I checked he was at 300k IMA just waiting for that 1mil stream
@prestonscarbrough5680
@prestonscarbrough5680 2 года назад
When you censor your f bombs for awhile and then say fuck it
@mcdontcare9106
@mcdontcare9106 2 года назад
Hate it when someone hijacks a plane with a bag of walnuts.
@Zombietoes273
@Zombietoes273 2 года назад
Joe you should make some of your videos long because I’m loving them
@Fearless_gaming117
@Fearless_gaming117 2 месяца назад
I was at Hershey park and the security guard went through my mom’s bag. We had a can of Coca Cola and a banana. And we was looking at it like it was a bomb😂
@chemismarquez1155
@chemismarquez1155 2 года назад
Bro I watched the route 96 stream and didn't even get to finish the end because I fell asleep then woke up to a raid then went back to sleep 😂😂 love the vids bro
@15thdoctor40
@15thdoctor40 2 года назад
Congrats on 1 mill!
@GhostlyGGS
@GhostlyGGS 2 года назад
Bro I came back from out of the country the other day and 2 hours after the flight the baggage claim started working I literally pissed myself cause there was a single family bathroom between 500 people.
@Daw.
@Daw. 2 года назад
this deserves a like.
@jonesbbqfootmassage3590
@jonesbbqfootmassage3590 2 года назад
The way it slipped into the hotdog buns
@Wooble_Deathnote
@Wooble_Deathnote Год назад
“Who tf brings a mango?” Jamaicans
@rileylynch1876
@rileylynch1876 2 года назад
If the dog biscuit sniffs out food and is named after good the dog spike should be named after like crack cocaine or heroine because I feel it kind of fits into his name because he sniffs out drugs
@3773_
@3773_ 2 года назад
i watched this stream but had to leave early furing this part. glad you made it a youtube vid!!
@Isiah_stuart
@Isiah_stuart Месяц назад
Well it’s very important to keep parasites out of our country so any crops and harvests we regularly export is not infected. An example is the time the banana industry had to switch to a different banana but wanted to make it seem similar so they chose a similar yellow banana and waited to see if America would notice the difference between the new and old one
@reganholland1532
@reganholland1532 2 года назад
“If I shove that horse meat in a shampoo bottle”
@beanboy6842
@beanboy6842 2 года назад
Me and my mom got stopped because we had peanut butter in luggage and then the TSA agent asked if my mom wanted to take a second to eat it keep in mind this was a FULL JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER anyways I wish I could say we sat there and ate it but we did not as people were waiting for us
@hannahbanana570
@hannahbanana570 2 года назад
Loool
@Twanskiii
@Twanskiii Год назад
“After 9-11 we starter arresting fruits and vegetables ”
@elijahwilson113
@elijahwilson113 2 года назад
Joe underrated on RU-vid
@figero4691
@figero4691 2 года назад
Great video Joe!
@thechildwhosobsessedwithan6303
Rip joe fly high
@SanchezV7
@SanchezV7 2 года назад
Bro that grinder is a forbidden frukt salad bro
@thornunnaley6365
@thornunnaley6365 2 года назад
It's a good day Joe post
@Chris-qn1tu
@Chris-qn1tu 2 года назад
Joe wanted all the smoke with biscuit 💀
@Ethanprspr3
@Ethanprspr3 2 года назад
I went to Puerto Rico and I broke my leg and at the airport they had to like pat me down because they didn’t trust a 4 year old
@katelyn7028
@katelyn7028 2 года назад
The TSA stole a banana I was eating
@jessebeayon4918
@jessebeayon4918 2 года назад
Buys a $500 peice of wagyu and they just wont met me take it in💀
@owomonty1650
@owomonty1650 2 года назад
why is joe daddy material
@Jj-px5sx
@Jj-px5sx 2 года назад
Dis what the GTA Ops be doin lmao
@treyvormathews6818
@treyvormathews6818 2 года назад
this guy is funny af. i’m subbing
@FreedomThunder_alt
@FreedomThunder_alt 2 года назад
This is the funniest vid joe ever made 🤣
@galactic_ant8037
@galactic_ant8037 2 года назад
Bro he’s probably my no.1 Content creator
@margaretdowd7330
@margaretdowd7330 2 года назад
Joe is the reason I’m breathing
@fazeboocester4426
@fazeboocester4426 2 года назад
What I thought about is that you could hollow out a fruit and store drugs or money in it. That may also be why
@spookz_nyeyt2585
@spookz_nyeyt2585 2 года назад
May God bless you guys with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain
@hellomynameissle9076
@hellomynameissle9076 2 года назад
I just watched how the mafia stole 40 dollars from you.
@ChampEnzo.
@ChampEnzo. 2 года назад
Let’s be honest joe is the goat
@lunaanderson4891
@lunaanderson4891 2 года назад
my mom's friend brought a coconut back from the Bahamas and a day later there was a new coconut parasite
@Caysonator007
@Caysonator007 2 года назад
1:45. That dog is worth around $50k. Maybe even more.
@03sear99
@03sear99 2 года назад
Most ppl prolly just wanted to a snack on the plane and didn’t want sum crusty peanuts
@Zach_velazquez
@Zach_velazquez 2 года назад
I accidentally had kinda legal fire crackers in my luggage, they never found out
@exosteI
@exosteI 2 года назад
"What if they just keister the orange" someone in chat said 💀 5:35
@maximilianohiddalgo6410
@maximilianohiddalgo6410 2 года назад
Bro has beef with dogs💀
@essi_mou
@essi_mou 2 года назад
Bro our country we hardly check bags 😂
@dipstick_58
@dipstick_58 2 года назад
I been in the hills
@believeit445
@believeit445 2 года назад
I had the most good EST sleep my butt cheeks ever gotten and now too see this video best time
@noahabdelati9706
@noahabdelati9706 2 года назад
JOE LETS FUKCING GOOOO
@ihasbody
@ihasbody 2 года назад
"I am the 10%" - Joe 2022
@mohamedkhalid5730
@mohamedkhalid5730 2 года назад
mangoes from different countries have different tastes so it makes sense
@jorejoti
@jorejoti 2 года назад
aye joe the man for making me laugh this late🥹❤️
@A.Lop17
@A.Lop17 2 года назад
Fear not Joseph, I have arrived
@Vampiricangel-n0w
@Vampiricangel-n0w 2 года назад
Actually you can pet police dogs at a football game I was in the band me and my friends were walking to a concession stand and we asked a police officer to pet his dog and he said of course I told my friends to hand there instruments to someone else so the dog didn't think it was a weapon
@reachtonix9378
@reachtonix9378 2 года назад
The end made the whole video
@charm6598
@charm6598 2 года назад
I am absolutely petrified by dogs
@SPACE_VHS
@SPACE_VHS 2 года назад
Another Great video, almost a mill subs. I know you couldn’t give two shits about my opinion but I’m happy to see u grow so fast on your channel
@Whip001
@Whip001 2 года назад
Bruh what’s Joe’s secret? How dose he make those faces on his thumbnails! Next thing you know he’s going to be the next Jim Carey🤣
@skyi3188
@skyi3188 2 года назад
I was in Porto Rico this week they flag one of the thing the plastic containers I get but the flagged it over and over ,over 9 times and you may be wondering what was it it was my fucking pair of crocs and nothing else was on there
@synx7271
@synx7271 2 года назад
Joe is the one who knocks
@Minty_09
@Minty_09 2 года назад
Yes melons agreed joe
@jerry8025
@jerry8025 2 года назад
hello joe i love ur content keep up the good work
@SusOhioman
@SusOhioman 2 года назад
FBI finna be on joe
@lasagna665
@lasagna665 2 года назад
I'm running out of videos joe, is there a way I can watch your vods on RU-vid since I'm too lazy to make a twitch account?
@bzerk8309
@bzerk8309 2 года назад
Joe play snd it’d be funny hearing the convos and arguments
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