When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian 

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” This line is just too damn good.

When Steven dad is a substitute... “Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”

“When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂

2:05 “When He Was Young He Used To Be Scared Of His Own Fart” Had Me Dead 😂

"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive" Now that's called good counseling.

"I said find X not find your last brain cell" "No when you get the number you divide not disappoint" That's a lotta damage

"You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five" -Stevens Dad

“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?

"When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business." I almost died laughing on this.

Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL

"When I was 9, I was 25." Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.

“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line

Steven's friend: This is Spanish class. Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.

I love how he went from 1+1=2 straight to the answer of a complicated math problem like the student must have unknowingly blacked out and missed everything makes me remember my college years

“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...

“Don’t do drugs, they too expensive” *Task failed successfully*

“I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard

1+1 = 2 And that how you get 7.44

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five." -Steven Dad Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"

We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.

*Jo Jo poses* “Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?” I can’t 🤣

“I said find x, not find your last braincell!” “FAILURE!” “No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!” “STOOPID!” As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚

“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.

The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.

I just found this channel 3 days ago and I am glad I did, these videos are making my days much better. Been drained from work this past few weeks and I am having a much needed laughs from these skits. Thank you Steven!

Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔，傻女）. I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.

"today i teach you the quadratic formula" "this is spanish class..." "numero uno"

“I said do divide not disappointed” “I said find X not find your last Braincell” I died 😂🤣

“If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs” Ok, finally a good message “Too expensive” Valid.

“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!

“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated

Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

“So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.

"Don't do drugs. They too expensive" "A calculator?! Are u high?" "You're all failure" Me to my future kids

“When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021

"so stupid he got a B in Lunch" I NEED to use that!!

“Today I teach you the quadratic formula.” “This is Spanish class…” “… NUMERO UNO,”

"i tell you what i tell all actors" "Venti latte please" that had me dying. XD

"I walk up a hill on one foot." "My other foot was starting a business." Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.

"so you get 7.44 " "What the fl.." "Oh you guys not used to this" Loll🤣

I love your videos. I'm not Chinese but my family was similar and it really gave me ptsd. Thanks for making me laugh. I don't often.

''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.'' Stevens dad- 2021 ''He didn't even know he had a but'' Also Stevens dad- 2021

"I said find X, not find your last brain cell" This dude just doesn't miss.

“Don’t do drugs! It’s too expensive.” That’s a better anti-drug slogan then “WINNERS DON’T TAKE DRUGS!”

😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.

“Dont do drugs it’s too expensive” Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons

Parent: “how would you describe your kid as” Another parent: “kind” Another another parent: “strong” Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”

This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤

Please, we need more teacher like this!

"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD

"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint." My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.

"I tell you what I tell all aspiring actors, okay? Latte with caramel, please." 😂😂😂

I love when this guy says "go start a business" in that accent 🤣

"If you want to be failure, then go be failure." "But don't do drugs." *"They're too expensive"*

“Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

You know he scared of his OWN FARTTT that really caught me off guard 😂

i remember i had like a chinese substitute teacher teaching us english and she was talking in that "asian" accent (not trying to be rasist) and the whole class was just trying not to laugh the whole lesson lmaooo

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” Cracked me up 🤣🤣

Teacher: "Don't do drugs" Also teacher: "It's expensive" Me: No no no, He got a point

He said I can get that for 3 cents😂😂😂😂😂

I read the title as when your substitute Asian is a teacher 😂

" I teach you quadratic formula " "this is Spanish class" "...numero uno" makes me laugh uncontrollably all day

If Steven's dad made harry potter: Hagrid: You're a faliure harry! Harry: I'm a what? Hagrid : A faliure!

I love the blank expression on Stephen's face when his teacher says something ridiculous. 😂

"My other foot was starting a business" 🤣🤣🤣

"my other foot was starting a business" I literally can't get enough of hearing this line bc it's so funny

“What the flip?” “Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”

"Is that a calculator" "Are u high" 🤣

i love the way he says "FAILURE, DISSAPOINTEMENT,...." he makes me lol everytime😂😂😂

“Steven what you doing in school” “Dad I’m nine” Steven’s dad: we’ll be right back

"Don't do drugs...it's too expensive" He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

You divide not disappoint😭😭 Failure...💀😭

Omg thank you for this! Lights up my day 😊

"Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂

I’m in the middle of my piano class

'youre finding x, not ur last brain cell' R.I.P. Steven's last brain cell

“When you get the number you divide, not disappoint”

"Don't do drugs, it's too expensive" should be on a t-shirt

“Don't do drugs.... They're too expensive. ” That pause before delivering the punchline was so genius. Stephen you are a genius.

Love your stuff!! Thanks for the laughs!! 🥰 We all need more laughing right now.

“1+1=2. Then you get 7.14” why is that how I explain every single math question.😂

I had a Chinese physics teacher who would alternate between calling the entire class "highly intelligent" and "so unbelievably stupid" in the same sentence. And he was probably right.

I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”

Steven's skits heal my anxiety and help me with *failure management* and my *emotional damage*

"I said find x, not find your last brain cell" That line is a KILLER

"When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old" "When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business" *GOLDEN WORDS*

"Today I teach you the quadratic formula" "This is Spanish class" "numero uno" loved that one

“When I was nine years old I was 25” 🔛🔝

"I said find x not find your last brain cell" was by far my favourite.

" You Know Steven so stupid he got B in lunch" I'm dead 💀

"Don't give me your papers, your all failures." I love this line lol

The classic “wHEn I WAS YOur AgE” love it you did this so well!

1:33 "When you get the number, you divide - not disappoint." By far my favorite quote xD

"You guys are not used to this???" going from 1+1 directly into far more advanced stuff was exactly my experience with a Chinese prof in college. Frustrating to say the least. I can def relate to that.

that quadratic picture was actually really helpful when I was studying for my test! Thanks Steven!

“Don’t come home until you have a job” *an Uber ad has appeared*

"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That's some next level math shit