Why You Wouldn't Survive The Green Inferno 

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Bruh i may sound triggered but seeing you in the comment section in most of the videos i watch makes me irritated for some reason.

why don't you have a mustache?

Agree

gg

YEP

realize there's natural resources to be gained, colonize, stonks

Where's the fun in that?

Randel not being eaten alive>fun

Nah imma brought a full army armed with guns and all of them being a russian combat wise and killing all of them because they're canniblism.

You can say, it thankfully it worked out with everyone. Also what's the name of this tribe?

@@algireaux1364GOOGLE EXISTS FOR A REASON

@@algireaux1364 it might be the Callanayacu tribe unless that’s the name of them in the movie

The movie is blatantly racist in the way it depicts us Peruvians.

⁠@@raissavivar8390it's not depicts normal peruvians , it's depicting isolated tribes with backwards, cruel religion/tribal practices

Was there a translator? How else could they have understood the process of being actors in a film lmao

​@@lt8400 I think they were hypnotized or sum'

​@@lt8400they had to conceptualize what was going on in the movie and explain it

Heres something more moronic; due to differences in body immunities the activists would be killing every tribesman by bubonic plague, measles, basically anything actually. Someones entire group was going to die either way, I think I side with the indigenous people on this one, spreading the black death is worse than getting eaten alive/killed and cooked

@@sylviapuppysticker8664 Getting eaten alive is the worst way to die besides drowning.

@@neton2146 ye straight up I would rather be eaten alive

@@diobrando1491 why

Net On nah I think being burned alive is the worst way to go, not just by fire, acid, electricity. It freaks me out just thinking about it, even though you’d probably just suffocate on the fumes.

Tell that to the guys they take his eyes out to

JOHN JOHN yup absolutely nothing else to do lmao 😂

😂😂😂

@@omarr2x54 oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah

JOHN JOHN oh yea yea

Go woke Go become a meal

facts😂

@@NikoCigoj??

😂 thanks dude I needed a laugh today.

i think i prefer it at this time 😭

Ahahaha!

Women...

@@crypticobra6646Virgin lol

OMG SAME GOES TO MEEE

HAHAHAHA “my mom said she’s just gonna check me out before lunch”

Y’all females actin like this shut was the funniest thing on the planet

I would've stayed in the hotel

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE LMFAOOOO 💀✌️

Lol

Sus Amogus

@@naomiichan.mp4111 haha so funny😑

@@Calebkkk. u don't like Amogus?

@@naomiichan.mp4111 I like your pfp 😳

Thats probably why he looks black

Yeah man… it’s a movie. When someone is shot in real life they don’t flail there arms and drop dead instantly as well….

@@PeeBurps-gk7cu lol, yeah, people don't fall down when shot either like in the movies (unless it's like a shot in the brain or heart and you die instantly) But just because something is a movie, doesn't mean they can just ignore any sort of realism any times it's inconvenient because that's just lazy writing

Why try to fact check a movie without researching at all. It doesn't take NEARLY as long as 10-15 minutes when your body is pumping adrenaline through you and your heart rate is going super fast. None of these people are calm and at rest, the toxin in the darts definitely is spreading way faster than normal.

@@PlayfulFruitLPer The toxic is being shot into a muscle here, not a vein. Heart rate doesn't make it work faster.

@@markalexander3659 NEver watch an action or horror or sci fi movie or an animated film. You’ll hate them.

@@hkamensky2 nah protesting is fine but make sure you do it in a country where there are no crazy cannibals or a country where you won’t be killed by your government lol

@@hkamensky2 that’s true but sometimes protesting is the only way for your voice to be heard. I’d only do it if it was something I felt very strongly for.

@@zachconant7031 at the very least let your livelihood be on the line before you consider protesting.

@@alonzo_go I’m not advocating for that

tbh just dont go to college and theres no activist group

LOLLLL

Contact the army somehow and convince them to napalm strike the village

@@Marcs_NotOut just tell them there is a lot of oil on that place

Or stay away from murderers.

@@DirtyDan1 William Afton vibes right now XD

I know right😂😂

Big facts

BRUH

True fax

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3) Be ready to make some profits of using a flamethrower on live targets

4) Be Rambo

5. Bring Machine gun

7: Be big brain epic gamer

9; colonize the area and modernize the people

wow

indigenous tribal kids playing with slime be like

"Not completely" yo tf?

Imagine if the tribes people actually started attacking the people in movie shooting

Feels bad then that the movie basically demonizes them. I know it's all for entertainment but it's kind of fucked up that some people will really believe this is how those tribes live and operate.

You mean justine

You my good friend have not seen Cabin in the Woods

@@leoestellar5232 she had the option not to die

I have eternal life:0

Justine*

Tf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

trofe

The kid is kinda sus

Shshshshaaaahhahaha

@Disverd why u guys acting like the sussy baka

Oh okay......who cares you know this is on every vid on this channel

@@TKMMA_ but I'm the only one built different

@@DonceBeats maybe how would I know

@@TKMMA_I just told you so that's all the proof you need to know

@@DonceBeats okay

Agreed. i knew a guy in my class who went to Slovenia for 2 weeks (wouldnt stop talking bout it) for a mission trip with his church. Less of a mission trip, more like a two week vacation with some mass thrown in and a few bouts of feeding the poor. Those kinds of trips are definitely more for the individual than those they are "helping," considering the shelters they visited already had enough staff to volunteer. Extra hands is nice, but if you are planning on a mission trip, do research on what you're actually getting into and the practicality/benefits of what youre doing.

And they're also religious imperialism

What's even more ironic is that the very things we find horrific and barbaric (especially the female genital mutilation) are exactly what she's defending by lying on her testimony.

@@alexross1997 Extra hands arent acually nice. Local people would benefit from money far more than volunteering because by volunteers for example building a house for free in Africa they harm builders there who could make money by building the house and if the money spent on volunteering was instead given to the person building the house not only would there be a house but also a local builder would make money form it and benefit the economy

Cgi ants

A true alpha

That is what I immediately thought. He's huge, he's painted black now, and most if not all of the males of the tribe died to gunfire

Yeah at 13:15 he is shown to be dead

It looked to me like he was wearing his face lol

So his new job is to populate the decimated village? I wonder if he would want to leave now that he has a position of power (maybe). He seems selfish enough to stay

The world is better with fewer cannibal tribes

What was the game?

​@@FireFuture-fq7if gotta be ac4

its hurtinnnnnnnn

No shit Sherlock we watched the movie

@@YahhGirlJazz chill pill

@@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l

@@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l

Or just have no freinds

@@lepinkflamingo1950 then they would probably eat you since your the only one

Can't predict what your best of friends will do in a life/death situation. Hell, so many long lasting friendships broke over the pandemic lbs

@@moxiemaxie3543 better friends so they dont do stupid things

@@k-topgaming7498 you never know how someone will react. You can theorize but never accurately. Even family. Thats why, no matter how long a relationship, they often fall apart once a baby gets thrown in . You can guess and say this is how you react, but in fatal situations there's flight, fight and freeze. Most people freeze then flight. My bet is most would flight if confronted by cannibals 🤣

same or if I’m to scared to watch it

@@georgie4093 same that's why I also sometimes watch dead meat

@@georgie4093 just watch the bloopers

Same

Me too, I also don’t mind narration jokes and kill counts (dead meat and this guy) in the background

lmao

underrated comment

agreed

lol

Lmafo

Or....or maybe this movie is what really happen

@@yourweirduncle4441 h

Yeah, and they even thought it was really fun as well. The entire experience was enjoyable for them.

only when they are still shopping they are friendly after its crunch time

Was that 'Amazon' Trafford Park Depot.. ?

I agree so much like wtf. Why did she say the tribe’s saved here they literally tried to eat here. If I was here I would say kill all though mother f****ers they killed everyone.

Pantheon's W is cancer btw

I mean yes I agree with it but not really. The rainforest is important for the environment. How about we just leave dangerous shit alone

Be r I do agree it’s important but if I was in here shoes I would not care but dude I really do care about the rain forest I just would hate if I was in here shoe.

Mask man nah, same! I would never have the ego to think that me going down to the jungle to protest would be smart or helpful. Just stay away

yeah man i won't give out my comfortable bed to go some ass forest

Lol i care for trees but no one can make me leave my house because of m introverted ass

Same I would stay my ass at home

If there is anything this movie tells you, it is that u should never be an activist

Girl same here

right that honestly pissed me off

Me too but what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys.

@@moonflowerspeaks I mean yeah but I would tell them that they are cannibals and to bring guns and stuff.. this isn't anything tanks cant handle

@@changofeo4208 lol the construction workers had guns. It’s safer to just keep everyone away

She wanted to protect the girl that saved her

😭😭😭

None of the activists were sincere.

No he was the one that lured her in in the first place, she never would’ve joined the activist group

He was the recruiter of the group and he likely knew what Alejandro was doing.

So? Deserving it doesn't matter one way or the other lol

yEA

Wouldeve ate them regardless of who they are

@@Grizzl0 certainly didn't help them though

@@Grizzl0 Lol if the creator of the film said the uniforms are what ultimately got them killed, how can you argue that?

the problem with that is that once the tribe saw them in those uniforms, they would have immediately already identified them as construction workers which wouldn't change with them simply removing the uniforms and even for the tribesmen who didn't see them with the uniforms, it would be communicated by the ones who did who exactly it is they've captured

I hate her

It really is messed up

is that why in most movies the spec ops usually kill all the witnesses

Well thet did use her as bait so they had it coming honestly in my opinion

@@def3ndr887 they weren't spec ops they were a private military/militia

what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys

@@moonflowerspeaks no she did not tell because they might kill the little girl from the tribe that saved her

@@moonflowerspeaks how does that even make sense the armed workers can easily tons of the people.from the tribe the most that the tribe can kill is like 10 of them while the armed workers will kill the whole tribe

@@moonflowerspeaks or you could say something so that tribe is no more

You guys realise you are arguing and trying to make sense of a rubbish hollywood nonsense film right?

Imagine needing to be told that a plane crash is loud

@@ItsMe-zs3iy Well sorta, but they would stay there because there would most likely be items for them there at the crash

Well 9/10 times you want to be found. This just happened to be the 1/10.

@@jorgeprias2341 It sorta depends on where you crash, and how many people are there, but fair point

@@ZeroGaming_101 That’s interesting

But the cameraman has no mention in the movie

@@Gamr_the_silly_billy it’s ok he forgot to switch accounts that’s all

@@KESTRAL23 missed the joke

@@ohmahgawd2033 I know

Camera man *hold that angle, hold it hold it, yeah good stuff right there yeah, now do a pose*

copy cat

@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 Says the guy who copied Just some guy without a moustache's username.

@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 Oh the irony

Yea f that

@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 dont give up your dreams AND DONT FAIL IN ART SCHOOL PLS IM BEGGING YOU (Bcuz u have a mustache)

i mean their plan of "saving the indigenous people" definitely crash

Commissar of Krieg ok

the village would stop trying to eat them and just vibe if she was playing mask off

Well Kenny G definitely would've had no problem with all his skillz on the flute and flute related instruments 🤯

Hahaha

I was thinking Hot Cross Buns 🤷‍♂️

Darude Sandstorm

Yeah the girl pretty much just went bc she thought the dude was hot. Which he wasn't even. If she really cared she would've looked up the tribe.

true he wasnt good looking

@@yoongi7854 a

Yeah. Like type III armor and guns.

@@Petaurista13 lvl4 ceramic*

Nah it ain’t the forest that dude in The Forest can solo kill the entire tribe of cannibals and eat them all, he’s not these virtue-signaling retards

Not at all jeez...

@Brendon Reese yeah it's okay not great but ppl have different opinions

I mean, "Inferno" in most (or all, idk) latin based languages means "Hell"

Tall Dwarf there’s different tribes

Soooooo Blm?

This movie is like : "virtue signaling gone wrong."

What is there to imagine?

So basically a normal activist

@@npcimknot958 so... you wanna time travel to 2016? besides, blm has always been around in some way, shape or form.

yes....

I ruined it by making it 70

@@vicant_deadangelsnight2168 you...monster

Yea we jus finna ignore that, tho.

Haha true

But then why didnt the prisoners also get high?

@@Ari-uv9hi because their “jail cell” was not near the ovens and since hot air goes up the smoke would not travel along the ground it would go up into the air.

It was way too little weed, though. At most, it was 5 grams. Even if it became in edible form while cooking, it was concentrated in the mouth, so it wouldn't have spread. They were also in open air, so the probability of all the village getting high is low... AND for all them to get high from 5 grams is pushing what it can do. They were high off their rockers, for that to happen, you need to either smoke a LOT of weed or smoke some concentrate (hash (made from a high THC weed that also has strong effects) or wax).

@@Poodleinacan I’m not a weed expert, I’m 14, but you sound like you know what your saying, so good point!

links r done saving hyrule and r roaming yt

nice snu snu

live to snu snu

I don’t know, I feel like if I were the tribespeople and I knew I were getting into a war with people with firearms then I’d want all the help I can get. They also have no reason to keep him trapped, if they somehow win the battle then they will have more than enough dead bodies to keep them fed and hopefully some living ones as well given the darts, if they lose the battle then leaving him trapped is not useful at all because they all died or had to retreat to a different part of the forest and I heavily doubt they’d want to carry a fully grown man with them in their swift retreat. The women and children went to fight as well so I believe they did think that they needed all of their people to fight off the threat.

@@Bravo-Tango He could show them how to use any looted guns as well

@@Bravo-Tango PMCs mercenaries with m4a1s versus tribesmen with spears and bows.. yeah. I don’t see any scenario in which the PMC lost

Uh me a paranoid person who can’t stand 5 seconds surrounded by bushes at all this won’t be helpful but thanks for the info

Nah bro ima Teach the natives about attack on Titan and say that what is happening out side the forest

@@takumifujiwara2951 hell yeah sasageyo

@@takumifujiwara2951 AYO IM DOWN ONE THING I DO WANNA DO

@@carl0s_time97 imagine 2 years later the tribe ended up developing their own levi and ODM gear lmaooo

Brazil: Team Deathmatch

The movie was about the peruvian part of amazone

Except that this was in Peru Brazil already has pvp enabled...in the big/medium cities

Escape From Brazil

@@legostarwars0025 lol

Patapata patapata

Imagine copying a comment 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@@sananshahid6724 No I didn't

@@wiiguy2463 there was a comment similar to this but really the other guy is a clown, it isn't that hard to make a funny comment like this.

@@mr.megalodonmegalodon758 I don’t really know though because there is a comment that is exactly like this that was made before this comment was. I mean it could also be the possibility that they both came up with the same joke.

I'd rather go out quick and painlessly then slowly and excruciatingly eaten to death

Why would you go on a plane anyways. just use a drone after you landed near the area in a COMMERCIAL plane

I was watching and I was like "Yup, I'm the 'log in the face' guy"

Same xd

i not going.. there ar thing worst than cov019 in the jungle...

🤣

Lol

Oh shi-

mE tOo!!!Wait how would they tell?

@@strangecreation306 u r a virgin

I laughed harder than I should’ve at this comment💀

Wtf i am still laughing 😂😂

Yep

Butter fingers

he is married to meghan trainor now

@@juckoosaurus omfg what?

@@nattyism it’s true. Look on Wikipedia

And also before that having his eyes gouged out and cut out

@@filip1957 ikr my man suffered hard but who knows how bad those girls had it we never watched them die

Or atleast bring a mini gun with you

@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN A mini gun in the jungle is impractical. You’re better off with an M4.

@@necrassarcen5986 a flamethrower tho

@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN 1. Impractical again 2. You want to start a forest fire? Nice one.

@@necrassarcen5986 the least impractical weapon I know is a Sherman tank

Dumb leftwing environmentalist kids dont like guns.

Oh my gosh 😂

@@AnymorAnime off hahahhaa

It won’t' work. You need MG.

@@AnymorAnime yup

First playthrough of the Forest: Oh shit, how do I even survive? 25th playthrough: I'm not locked up on this island here with you. You're all locked up here with me!

@@MT-so2mk Hahaha so true!

Same

Forest logic tho: oh I found a cave ironicly underneath the main camp with a god knows how long old axe in perfectly good condition

Yess😂

Oh my god u are the smartest human being on the planet

Punisher would punish them

Haha YES!

Yeah lmao

4. convince Quatermain and dr. 'Indie' Jones to join the frey