WILD AND WEIRD ORK VEHICLES | Warhammer 40k Lore feat Kirioth 

Bricky recorded this episode while in his bathroom because his wife's boyfriend was playing xbox in the living room and bricky was distracting him, we will work it out for the next episode.

My personal favorite Ork vehicle kitbash is the Necron Doom Scythe turned sideways and painted yellow so it looks like a moon.

Love that Kirioth is just the used car salesman of 40k at this point with 3 vehicle episodes

anyone see Water World? There's a great scene in there where the baddies use an ani air cannon and two guys are in the back shoveling bullets in to it like they're stoking a train. That's how I imagine a kill blaster getting loaded, just all random ammo, shotgun shells, anti air shells, Chipotle burritos, you know, anything with explosive potential.

Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Bricky performs a flying 'eadbutt with a Dakkajet, DK steals a Boomdakka Snazzwagon so he can finally go super fast, Kirioth turns the Rogal Dorn tank into a Looted ‘Eavy Wagon because changes the name to something interesting and Shy rides a Gargantuan Squiggoth so she can squish all the little guys.

orks make it more clear than any other faction that adults are playing pretend and I love it

Don't worry Kirioth, I loved that film as a kid and when I first heard about how Orcs build things I immediately thought "Oh like batteries not included?"

23:00 the Kill Krusha first rolls a d6, and if they roll a one, then they roll a d6 on that table and whatever happens happens, but they can indeed shoot their other types of shell

I love the dynamic between bricky dk and shy but oh my forget me juice I do absolutely love it when kirioth comes in Keep it up guys genuinely amazing stuff for the community!

The KIll Krusha didn't *always* roll on that table. You declared your ammo type and rolled a d6, on a 1 you rolled on that table, 2+ you fired the shell you selected as normal.

I would like to sincerely compliment Kirioth for calling them out on forcing hard and aggressively monetizing their own memes with his opening statement 👑

I believe the reason ork aircraft look the way they do is due to the fact almost every other aircraft is built in such a way that it can go from orbit to land in a hurry. With thick armor, it’s meant to be like a troop transport/ fire support. Ork aircraft however are meant to just go fast and don’t care about the vacuum of space

I think we should officially add Bricky saying "what in the goddamn!?" to the bingo, any other suggestions to add? I want to get an official list going.

We put four wheels ‘n 'da box an' make it go front. We paint 'da box an' it will go fast. Finally, we build ‘da box bigga so we kan put more guns. Otha orks did it, we did it an' so far it iz do'n ok.

A friend of mine at my local game store is doing an Orkified version of the old Wacky Races cartoon making all the Ork vehicles look like the cars from the cartoon.

"It's basicly an Earthshaker canon but shorter range" That sentence fills me with glee and fear at the same time.

Only one thing to say. Congrats to Shy on the images. Outdid herself on all the wacky weird ork vehicles

I’m surprised that y’all missed the Ork Submersible, which was legit used in the Armageddon campaign and had rules

I showed my girlfriend the Grot Bomb. She almost teared up because "Oh, no! Poor Little Guy. He's so brave!"

Heh the talk of hair squigs just made me think up an NPC for the all ork Wrath and Glory campaign I'm planning. He's a hair squig breeder named Vidork Smashsoon. His job is to help the nobs and warbosses look cool while they go to war using the secret art of fashun.

Cain books give the best descriptions of ork vehicles. Their buggies must have been fun in the desert. 0 shock absorbers and 0 cushion. Lovely

Anyone else realize that Kirioth could be a servitor stuck in the walls.

Hands down one of the best episodes ever!!! Well done!!

Dude! Shy’s grot tanks look amazing! She’s a great painter!

Why was Bricky recording the episode from inside a cathedral? My man has so much echo he's basically an Imperial Saint. Which given his love for Sisters of Battle, would be accurate.

Seeing this reminds me that a buddy of mine who's our resident Ork player owns an entire WAAAAGH of Orks and I have a lot more respect for him now cuz he made some of the most amazing kitbashes I've seen, including an entire army of Looted Imperial Knights

I absolutely love the 40K Orks. I didn't know much about Warhammer, until my husband introduced me to AR. And I fell in love with the Orks. I love hearing about the clans and all the crazy insane stuff they do and come up with. I now have decided to read Brutal Kunnin because of this. But now I seen they've done a 40K special for Magic The Gathering and I'm so upset because Orks and Squigs would be perfect for it.

You have to do Assassinorum: Kingmaker for the next bookclub. Knights and the Assassinorum is a great combo.

I remember Batteries Not Included! One of the best 80s feel-good movies ever!

This entire episode is Shy flexing her collection and painting skills.

For that custom kitbash at the end with ALL the Dakka I really want to see a tabletop game where he's just a 2000 point raidboss like suggested. But every shooting phase the creator just flips through a stack of like 40 flash cards each being the data-sheet for a different gun and just picks like 3 or 5 at random to be the guns fired that turn. Just give it like layers upon layers of the RNG that the Killcrusha had but turned up to 17.

does kirioth really count as a guest if hes been living in your walls?

I believe the kitbash at the end is supposed to be Ghazzy's final form.

There should be an official rule for competitive games that surviving orks from successful battles should be allowed to be consolidated at the end with one big ORK battle lead by the highest ranked player! All the ORK players come together for one big waaaaaagh!

I would love to see the team react to Kronan the Cunning-S Story (Baldemort), Shy would probably explode of happines for a reaction vid of that 1

Can you imagine if they put something like the old rules for the Killcrusha main cannon in 9th Edition? The fandom would actually lay siege to GW's HQ to torch it down.

Don’t feel bad Kirioth, I remember Batteries not Included. Damn, I feel old.

Bricky: Too many guns Me: No such thing as too much Daka

Aircraft looks "normal" because those are the only piles of junk that didn't just nose dive :D

29:49 Legit my heads hurts after laughing really hard at ork vehicles and I love it

bricky sounds like hes speaking in a cathedral

Enjoyed the video! Glad you guys are still hanging around doing what you do :)

Theories: Ork's can't get the Obliterator virus because Mork said "Datz' cheetin" Ork flying vehicles would look too much like Necron flying vehicles if thery were allowed to get creative. We need a looted Tesseract Vault, at least in lore. Ghazkul will eat a Wierd-Squig to krump better

That tank with the different shot types that'll only ever fire one shot type is actually top tier funny. Gotta love orks

Kult of Speed Baby!!!!

Those are some weird looking Dorn heresies...

Will you guys do an episode on all the Deamon Engines? I'd love to hear how DK would react to some of them 😂😈🤣

Maybe you could read ancient of rites for your next book club. The story and characters are pretty good and you could cover the emperor’s children leading up to it.

I find it interesting how the ork planes look like almost finished WW2 models

As an ork player, well done, thanks crew

I'd love a whole episode of admiring Ork kitbashes

Bricky misunderstanding the Crusha Cannon rules makes the segment way funnier

Kirioth?! Orks?!? Vehicles?!?!? truly a blessed day

Yay! I've been watching all the "specials" with Kiroth today and The Emperor has gifted us with a new one! :D

Another Ork Episode, just beautiful! WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

When I started building 40K models I decided to specialize in vehicles, bots and stuff. After this I so want to build an ork vehicle next.

Gargants having 200 parts with no instruction probably reverted all the hate I accumulated for GW over the last couple years

I like to imagine that orks have big garbage purple blankets with green corners to sneak shit under enemy's noses, because green means property of ork but purple is the sneakiest color, so the object they're transporting is invisible until they pull the blanket off.

Will there be a playthrough of Shootas Blood and Teef???

KillKrusher's special rules only activate on a 1 on a d6. So it WILL fire whatever ammo you want UNLESS you roll a 1 on a d6 when firing.

Bricky you take that back about the Chinook. You gotta be near them feeling the wind knock you down, you'll learn to love them.

My favorite orky detail has to be with the shokkjump dragster… it has a flux capacitor behind the driver.

"Upgunned" takes on a whole new level when ork vehicles are taken into consideration.

Great episode, thank you! Already looking forward to part two featuring such delights as the Mekboy Dragta, Bubble Chukka Speedsta and Landa :-)

Bricky's "Shy what is THAT!?" is always the best

As a Tyranid player I'm slightly disappointed that the looted Carnifex wasn't brought up in the end when discussing kitbashing. But you can't win everything.

The funny part about Bricky's hate of the Warkopta / Chinork is that it probably could legitimately fly if made as an RC model. It even has the IRL Chinook's mounting of the aft rotor above the forward rotor, the only thing that needs changing is switching the chain belt to a driveshaft. Helicopters without their aerodynamic fairings are basically as ugly as a ork vehicle.

Two more ork vehicles that exist but only in the lore are a rok and an attack moon. A rok is just a hollowed out meteor just armed to the fucking teeth with guns and thrusters. An attack moon, which is my favorite, were used during the war of the beast. It was essentially either a moon with a shitload of rockets and guns or a completely artifical moon with a tractor beam that pulled resources from a planet that it was orbiting. Not only that, it was technically an ork staging area because it was technically an ork portal gate so they could move ork armies from one sector to another for battle. But the best and my favorite feature is that there was an ork face on the moon, like the man in the moon thing, made out of metal and could be used by the Beast(s) to speak. So the Beast would talk and the metal face would move in sync with the Beast.

The nautical Kroozer is from the excellent comic "Deff Skwadron"

16:59 I remember Batteries Not Included! That was a great movie.

The stompa does have instructions however it's the lowest quality photo of just the completed front so it's basically the equivalent of having no instructions talking from experience

Having not seen Batteries not Included on over 15 years, the mention of it here unlocked a core memory I didn't know I had lol

Thank you Kyrioth, you inspired me to buy a Grot Tank. Haven't gotten around to painting it yet but I still love it

Why am I more interested in an episode about ork vehicles than the Blood Angels episode?

First time here! Did not expect to hear Bricky chime in! He was my go-to for DBD content before he stopped playing it! Fun video gents! Thank you for the content.

I wanna see that grot do a wheelie with that looted tank track. Don't lie to me saying you don't also wanna see that.

THIS IS AWESOME! Orks are the best, I made a A-10 Thunderbolt conversion complete with the warthog face on it last year.

Kirioth walks behind the walls at the Schola Progenium and scares the new recruits by shaking the arm bones hanging out of the walls, or acting like the screaming skulls are talking. He is. The creaaammm of the crop. Hyeuh!

Me and my grandpa used to watch batteries not included all the time. That movie just fills me with nostalgia :)

I REMEMBER THAT FROM MY CHILD HOOD, my dad showed it to me and i have spent years looking for it and this made my week to finally find it

Boom dakka shnazwagon, rocket trukk squig buggy, and the grot bike, 3/4 of the crew loved it, 1/4 was confused. Peak ork behavior. Good job gits.

That super ork at the end wasn't a kitbash, its just 50k Gazkul

One of my favorite Ork technology stories comes from the novel Fifteen Hours. An imperial troop transport comes under attack by Ork anti air missiles and deployes chaff to scramble their targeting systems. The chaff has no effect because the Ork missiles are unguided. The Imperial pilot scoffs and exclaims, "Unguided missiles? They have a one in a thousand chance of hitting us!" Their radar immediately lights up with well over a thousand contacts as the Orks fire a second salvo, and the transport is shot down.

As someone who watched Batteries not included about 12 times, I do agree with you! Although the grot tanks also give me some Metal Slug vibes! ... (I know they're not even close to anything canon, but it is ever a chance for an Angry Marines episode? They have a surprisingly amount of lore)

I ran my Stompa at SoCal this last weekend, and my favorite moment was 18 boys piling out of the belly at once to make make a 4way charge into Slannesh Demons and retake the whole midboard

I think that if I had to choose a lifestyle in 40k, I’d go with an Ork engineer. You just live out your entire life bashing bits of metal into guns, and slapping those guns onto vehicles, and on your off time you’re slapping chunks of metal onto yourself to make you better at slapping chunks of metal together. Even better, you’re unlikely (at least by Ork standards) to be thrown into combat, and if you do you’ve at least stashed a few of your best toys away so you can go out in a blaze of glory.

TONOIGHT ON 'KAN IT BE LOOTED?!' Wait... OV KOURSE IT CAN BE LOOTED YER GROTZ! DERE'Z NUFFIN' DAT CAN'T BE LOOTED!

The Orks Boy inside the mini gun of miniguns: " I AM da shootah!"

1:09:06 the ultimate expression of the saying "spray and pray"

Orks do have the unique advantage for the true obsessives with large budgets and tons of free time - they can just take any other faction's stuff and 'ork it up' to create a near endless variety of potential models.

Yo the one very heavy vehicle with 200 tons that can go 55 miles/h; 88km/h has a force of 120 MILLION joule just by smashing into a wall at full speed And great episode :)

Honestly the grot tank gives me Renault FT 17 Vibes and I'm totally cool with that

Batteries Not Included is childhood gold.

Kirioth is not wrong. I have also watched "Batteries not included", and now I will make the exact same connection.

Finally, someone brings up that movie!

you 3 have such a chemestry! great channel!

I did not expect Batteries Not Included be mentioned anywhere, but I'm glad it was. And I agree with ya, I can the Grot semblance

This is the true Dornian Heresy He just sides with Orks and creates wild wacky quirky vehicles

Duh red paint makes duh stompah stomp fastuh. WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

"Chinork" has to be one of the best things I've ever heard