WILD WESTERN FACTION - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

"he's either seeing absolutely nothing or seeing into the fabric of time and space" Captain Sauce-2020

THE GOD HAS RETURNED. 1 MONTH WAS WORTH IT THOUGH. WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING.

4:25 Flintlock: *gets hit by a mini explosion from a pick axe* Also Flintlock: tis but a scratch

"Those tentacles will make quick anime girl work of those bombardier women." Now THAT'S something I'm interested in.

Me :imagine how his army's family feels when there family die family: poor Joe died for a pizza sauce man he never new

“I’m disqualifying the blue team! She’s definitely on steroids!”

I love the way they make new factions! Not immediately the modern faction, just old to new

"He either has severe glaucoma or drank a barrel of lsd, he's either seeing absolutely nothing or right through the fabric of time and space"

They updated this faction today and you're already using the new content. This is why we love you.

4:52 that is by far my favorite captain sauce moment... god DAMN that was halarious

"I'ma disqualifiy them because she's on steroids" Wobbly horse of the original tabs: First time?

He called the Minotaur a Cowboy that was really funny. This video was amazing like every other video that Captainsauce made

"It's TABS, everything is stupid here" On the bright side, for a game that's stupid it's pretty fun at least

Captian Sauce: "I don't wanna bring a bow to a gunfight" Native Americans: "hold my pipe"

1:20 '' i kinda feel bad for the person marrying big bartha back there, she looks like the type to grind the mans pelvis to dust' captainsauce 2020

When he said "What won't cowboys like, snakes in there boots!" I don't know why I found it so funny!

0:21 I hope that's not's the case, if they throw a safe of spum at me, I'm gonna be really mad.

Custom battle: RDR2: 5 Gatling guns, 10 Gunslingers, 5 Quickdraws with cheerleaders, and 10 Deadeye. It’s Bullet Hell.

"He's either seeing absolutely nothing or into the fabric of time and space" - Captain Sauce 2020

"Teach them to pray at the Church of the Wobbly Horse." In the background, there IS a church, Sauce.

Custom battle The bullet storm 15 gunslingers + 1 gunslinger with cheerleaders No wobbly horses on your side (too OP) (want a challenge? try it with no guns on your side) Like so cap can see

Tabs: bugs are all fixed Captainsauce: hold my beer

"how far do you think that sasquatch in a dress can throw a stick of dynamite" lmao I think I died a hundred times over

3:20 "like come on! these are the dumbest units ever!" meanwhile in the background: weeeeeeeeeeee

6:31 me: who brought general grevouis to the cowboys and where is Kenobi

"If they throw a refrigerator full of spum at me, I'm gonna be really mad." - Captainsauce 2020

8:52 Did someone see the shadow of the grim reaper??? Oof, creepy...

For anyone reading this, Ullr negates the make units not die affect, as in he can kill units. I set up a couple Ullr against like fifty dead shit with make units not die in and Ullr killed them

captainsauce: fails the first few levels a couple times also captainsauce: tries the wobbly horse and it's op

Is it just me or is captainsauce looking like a lumberjack right now

10:08 they took a visit to Ram Ranch.

Me: my my God that person so tall captainsauce: she can destroy a pelvis

The new units are absolutely amazing. Legit modern guns in TABS are cool as hell.

"Never bring a pickaxe in a pistol fight" Captainsauce 2020

You know when my lady puts on a pair of pants she means business Captainsauce 2020

"If they throw a refrigerator full of spum at me I am gonna be really mad." - Captainsuace 2020

capt: actual cowboy = minotaur me: no you're thinking of a boycow

4:57 i accidentally paused at the exact time to make him have a massive unibrow

5:16 "Maybe we can go so far as to have an actual cowboy" This is why the title to Willie Nelson's song is "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"

Bank Robbers: _"OnE fOR ThE _*_MoNEy!!"_*

Yes this is my favorite series just after paint the town red

Captain sauce: “what do you think is in the bank? It’s likely to be a sperm bank” Me: The grammatical term is P.B.C or “Portable Child Basement” Also me: but I don’t see a problem here so continue

Gun down. One Sheriff surrounded by 20 sharpshooters.

11:18 I am SO looking forward to this!

"their like people trying to bowl but don't let go of the ball" ball chain thrower "holds all over head"

Yes new tabs video

"Grind a man's pelvis into dust"

Secret units 1:Gun store 2:Bank 3:Prison wagon No samurai

The guy with the safe: He do be kinda strong tho

"i only have like 200 hrs in this game but apparently im still an idiot" -CaptainSauce 2020 bruh thats a mood tho

0:13 Coffin dance? NAH WE GOT SAFE SHIMMY NOW

13:02 Oh frick he turned into Dream-

I have a custom battle “do you want a sword” one swordsman or whatever his name is and 30 cheer leaders edit how get zombie mods

Custome battle: Aerial Assault 50 gunslingers or the highest number you can do for a challenge with them Your tabs and paint the town red are the pinacal of comedy and I always laugh when watching them, I literally check your channel everyday to see if you uploaded a vid

My mind is spitting in half whether this gameplay is legit and not pre-recorded, I'm goin' crazy!

"I know for sure that those tentacles will do quick work of those anime girls" I see that he is a man of culture

Yes yes YES NUGGET HAS BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG HIS NUGGETS GOT COLD

13:37 actually, it’s like a musketeer with aimlock

"Those tentacles will make quick anime girl work of those bombardier women!" You give graystillplays a run for his money with them quotes hoss!

Battle idea: The Rage of the Sword Casters 15 sword casters and 15 skeleton warriors. Conditions: no samurai or secret units

14:20 Oh boy. Muzzle-loaded smoothbore black powder muskets versus lever-action rifles. Truly a battle for the ages.

Cap: Don’t hop on my grammatical nuts Me: I’m in the same boat so don’t feel bad

I find it comedically perfect that the first thing he used against the gunslingers was a tight formation, the exact thing you don’t want to use against them

"Do your best to wobble and wibble and not become swiss cheese" --CaptainSauce, 2020

Here's a tabs battle Holy horse's: Every single horse unit with 5 healers with each horse.

I’ve been waiting but didn’t expect this right now like OMG

imagine a "captainsauce out of context" video, it would be so long and quite funny

Actually the phalanx was notably vulnerable to encirclement. If you managed to surround one, they were done one. They were not very manoeuvrable and had great difficulty with rough terrain, hence why the Romans eventually abandoned the phalanx they adopted from the Greeks in favour of the maniple. For its time though, if it could avoid being flanked, a phalanx was essentially unstoppable.

Hint for secret location 1 something that bring people to jail in the desert 2 where people place barrel 3 inside a place

Indeed it seems a video has came out

Just got back from school and now I’m watching this. And I don’t regret it

4:43 I love that he made a Digimon reference but what I love more is that it’s actually true the cactus units actually use toge-mons needle spray

CaptainSauce: Let's try our own sharpshooters! (Drops muskets) Me: *facepalms*

Custom battle: Fusrodomination 35 shouters all lined up anyway you want, you may also only use medieval faction, or Pk Starstorm one of those weird gunslinging guys with 35 cheerleaders on him.

17:36 ‘they’re like people trying to bowl but they never let go of the ball’ LMAO😂

“If they throw a refrigerator full of sperm at me I’m gonna be REALLY mad” -Captain Sauce 2020

"SHE'S SO BIG!" -Captain Sauce 2020

I've got a really hard custom battle that I myself haven't beaten yet s: one deadeye and a handful of cheerleaders , but theres a catch you can only use melee units

There's a church. It's time to pray once again at the church of the wobbly horse.

"You Guys Are Cheap" Proceeds to self promo.

You need to play arc they have a bunch of new maps and they have quite a lot of new dinosaurs I just wanna watch you complete them there’s bosses and there’s some dragons you can hatch I just really wanna watch you OK cap love you!!!!!

OH FU- I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS OUT ALREADY!

Him: that has to be the coolest enemy in TaBs, Me: _astronomia_

We should call the new Wild west town Cactus Creek, here's the backstory : It's 1893 and the village is crippling with gold, but instead of stealing the precious ore, the outlaws are stealing high grade cactus, having it watered, and then having it planted all over the creek. Soon, everybody heard about them, the first cactus gardener criminals, making armor and weapons out of them to take over the old gold creek burg. Defeating the Sherif and its trained shooters, the deadeye's, they took over the city and became the most renowned criminals of the country. With time the city lost it's name to become the highly renowned Cactus Creek.

So I just went through this faction, and I can’t stop using Quick Draw

I watched this 1 second after it came out

i love his reation to the gunsingers "move"

Captainsauce: The bank robbers leave two units left to fight, that's really good Viking Ship: Am I a joke to you?

You are such an underrated channel! I love your content. Please keep it up and I can’t wait to see more TABS!!!!

When you are so fast that the guy without the moustache is not ev-

I'm a bit late to these tabs vids, but so far they're great as always. Don't burn yourself out too much though. Thank you.

Custom battle: every Wild West unit vs 20 cactus. SPIKES GLORY!

Yeet

16:33 Thanks to science

On the new map there is a secret unit inside of a prison wagon behind the sheriff building.gatling gun under the stares. Bank Robers IN the bank, blow up the back of the bank with firework archers.

The beginning clips is what gets me every time.

7:21 reach for the sky~

When he mentioned the miner on LSD it reminded me of the time I drew a bird on cocaine

In the top right corner of the map we have seen the light as the church of the wobbly horse has returned from the beginnings of TABS

Sauce, I tested the units, and the cactus units actually have an ability in their spikes. They turn units slightly yellow, and when they are in that state they can't move or shoot kind of like the color of the sharpshooter target