WILD WESTERN FACTION - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

"he's either seeing absolutely nothing or seeing into the fabric of time and space" Captain Sauce-2020

THE GOD HAS RETURNED. 1 MONTH WAS WORTH IT THOUGH. WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING.

"It's TABS, everything is stupid here" On the bright side, for a game that's stupid it's pretty fun at least

4:25 Flintlock: *gets hit by a mini explosion from a pick axe* Also Flintlock: tis but a scratch

"Those tentacles will make quick anime girl work of those bombardier women." Now THAT'S something I'm interested in.

“I’m disqualifying the blue team! She’s definitely on steroids!”

Captian Sauce: "I don't wanna bring a bow to a gunfight" Native Americans: "hold my pipe"

They updated this faction today and you're already using the new content. This is why we love you.

I love the way they make new factions! Not immediately the modern faction, just old to new

"He either has severe glaucoma or drank a barrel of lsd, he's either seeing absolutely nothing or right through the fabric of time and space"

Me :imagine how his army's family feels when there family die family: poor Joe died for a pizza sauce man he never new

4:52 that is by far my favorite captain sauce moment... god DAMN that was halarious

Tabs: bugs are all fixed Captainsauce: hold my beer

"Teach them to pray at the Church of the Wobbly Horse." In the background, there IS a church, Sauce.

"I'ma disqualifiy them because she's on steroids" Wobbly horse of the original tabs: First time?

Custom battle: RDR2: 5 Gatling guns, 10 Gunslingers, 5 Quickdraws with cheerleaders, and 10 Deadeye. It’s Bullet Hell.

0:21 I hope that's not's the case, if they throw a safe of spum at me, I'm gonna be really mad.

"If they throw a refrigerator full of spum at me, I'm gonna be really mad." - Captainsauce 2020

1:20 '' i kinda feel bad for the person marrying big bartha back there, she looks like the type to grind the mans pelvis to dust' captainsauce 2020

He called the Minotaur a Cowboy that was really funny. This video was amazing like every other video that Captainsauce made

Captain sauce: “what do you think is in the bank? It’s likely to be a sperm bank” Me: The grammatical term is P.B.C or “Portable Child Basement” Also me: but I don’t see a problem here so continue

captainsauce: fails the first few levels a couple times also captainsauce: tries the wobbly horse and it's op

Custom battle The bullet storm 15 gunslingers + 1 gunslinger with cheerleaders No wobbly horses on your side (too OP) (want a challenge? try it with no guns on your side) Like so cap can see

"He's either seeing absolutely nothing or into the fabric of time and space" - Captain Sauce 2020

"how far do you think that sasquatch in a dress can throw a stick of dynamite" lmao I think I died a hundred times over

Is it just me or is captainsauce looking like a lumberjack right now

6:31 me: who brought general grevouis to the cowboys and where is Kenobi

capt: actual cowboy = minotaur me: no you're thinking of a boycow

For anyone reading this, Ullr negates the make units not die affect, as in he can kill units. I set up a couple Ullr against like fifty dead shit with make units not die in and Ullr killed them

3:20 "like come on! these are the dumbest units ever!" meanwhile in the background: weeeeeeeeeeee

I have a custom battle “do you want a sword” one swordsman or whatever his name is and 30 cheer leaders edit how get zombie mods

"their like people trying to bowl but don't let go of the ball" ball chain thrower "holds all over head"

The new units are absolutely amazing. Legit modern guns in TABS are cool as hell.

10:08 they took a visit to Ram Ranch.

8:52 Did someone see the shadow of the grim reaper??? Oof, creepy...

Yes this is my favorite series just after paint the town red

Yes new tabs video

14:20 Oh boy. Muzzle-loaded smoothbore black powder muskets versus lever-action rifles. Truly a battle for the ages.

Me: my my God that person so tall captainsauce: she can destroy a pelvis

Custome battle: Aerial Assault 50 gunslingers or the highest number you can do for a challenge with them Your tabs and paint the town red are the pinacal of comedy and I always laugh when watching them, I literally check your channel everyday to see if you uploaded a vid

"Never bring a pickaxe in a pistol fight" Captainsauce 2020

4:57 i accidentally paused at the exact time to make him have a massive unibrow

5:16 "Maybe we can go so far as to have an actual cowboy" This is why the title to Willie Nelson's song is "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"

You know when my lady puts on a pair of pants she means business Captainsauce 2020

"i only have like 200 hrs in this game but apparently im still an idiot" -CaptainSauce 2020 bruh thats a mood tho

13:37 actually, it’s like a musketeer with aimlock

The guy with the safe: He do be kinda strong tho

11:18 I am SO looking forward to this!

0:13 Coffin dance? NAH WE GOT SAFE SHIMMY NOW

I’ve been waiting but didn’t expect this right now like OMG

Here's a tabs battle Holy horse's: Every single horse unit with 5 healers with each horse.

Indeed it seems a video has came out

Gun down. One Sheriff surrounded by 20 sharpshooters.

Bank Robbers: _"OnE fOR ThE _*_MoNEy!!"_*

Cap: Don’t hop on my grammatical nuts Me: I’m in the same boat so don’t feel bad

Hint for secret location 1 something that bring people to jail in the desert 2 where people place barrel 3 inside a place

CaptainSauce: Let's try our own sharpshooters! (Drops muskets) Me: *facepalms*

Secret units 1:Gun store 2:Bank 3:Prison wagon No samurai

My mind is spitting in half whether this gameplay is legit and not pre-recorded, I'm goin' crazy!

I've got a really hard custom battle that I myself haven't beaten yet s: one deadeye and a handful of cheerleaders , but theres a catch you can only use melee units

You need to play arc they have a bunch of new maps and they have quite a lot of new dinosaurs I just wanna watch you complete them there’s bosses and there’s some dragons you can hatch I just really wanna watch you OK cap love you!!!!!

imagine a "captainsauce out of context" video, it would be so long and quite funny

"Those tentacles will make quick anime girl work of those bombardier women!" You give graystillplays a run for his money with them quotes hoss!

13:02 Oh frick he turned into Dream-

OH FU- I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS OUT ALREADY!

"SHE'S SO BIG!" -Captain Sauce 2020

Battle idea: The Rage of the Sword Casters 15 sword casters and 15 skeleton warriors. Conditions: no samurai or secret units

"Grind a man's pelvis into dust"

"I know for sure that those tentacles will do quick work of those anime girls" I see that he is a man of culture

So I just went through this faction, and I can’t stop using Quick Draw

Yes yes YES NUGGET HAS BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG HIS NUGGETS GOT COLD

I watched this 1 second after it came out

Actually the phalanx was notably vulnerable to encirclement. If you managed to surround one, they were done one. They were not very manoeuvrable and had great difficulty with rough terrain, hence why the Romans eventually abandoned the phalanx they adopted from the Greeks in favour of the maniple. For its time though, if it could avoid being flanked, a phalanx was essentially unstoppable.

“If they throw a refrigerator full of sperm at me I’m gonna be REALLY mad” -Captain Sauce 2020

When you are so fast that the guy without the moustache is not ev-

Him: that has to be the coolest enemy in TaBs, Me: _astronomia_

"Do your best to wobble and wibble and not become swiss cheese" --CaptainSauce, 2020

On the new map there is a secret unit inside of a prison wagon behind the sheriff building.gatling gun under the stares. Bank Robers IN the bank, blow up the back of the bank with firework archers.

Captain Sauce: I know for sure that those tentacles will make quick anime girl work of all these bombardier women Me: I am sure you watched some interesting animes there.

When you said you'll grow a weird beard and ride around in a mechanical wheelchair I almost pissed my pants. By far the funniest comment of the video. Keep it up man your hilarious.

When he mentioned the miner on LSD it reminded me of the time I drew a bird on cocaine

Just got back from school and now I’m watching this. And I don’t regret it

We should call the new Wild west town Cactus Creek, here's the backstory : It's 1893 and the village is crippling with gold, but instead of stealing the precious ore, the outlaws are stealing high grade cactus, having it watered, and then having it planted all over the creek. Soon, everybody heard about them, the first cactus gardener criminals, making armor and weapons out of them to take over the old gold creek burg. Defeating the Sherif and its trained shooters, the deadeye's, they took over the city and became the most renowned criminals of the country. With time the city lost it's name to become the highly renowned Cactus Creek.

Cap: Doing the outro me: whyyyyyyy you did not even finish looking at the whole faction

"When a lady puts on pants you know she means business." Captainsause 2020

Can you please do: 2 sharpshooters 1 shooter up person thingy And 20 cheerleaders behind them Like so Sauce can see

There's a church. It's time to pray once again at the church of the wobbly horse.

CaptainSauce: *never uses long ship + gives them crap* Also CaptainSauce when he sees bank which is a long ship with fighters that do less damage + less fighters: "absolutely amazing unit!"

Im 13 and get a lot of the references that cap makes. I've seen wild wild West also.

Hey I know your still doing the campaign but this is a good battle: 25 cheerleaders 1 quick draw vs you cannot use secret units

I think the reason the sharpshooter reloads with a spin is because the weapon their using is a Winchester. Winchesters are mostly known for having lever action reloads so....thats cool :)

Captainsauce: The bank robbers leave two units left to fight, that's really good Viking Ship: Am I a joke to you?

oi im first its been for ever since he posted tabs 2 views 295 likes *something isnt right here*

Comments: 3 can I see them? RU-vid: ...no

16:47 C’mon cap, remember the clams? There are no re-skins in this game.

"You Guys Are Cheap" Proceeds to self promo.

Custom battle: every Wild West unit vs 20 cactus. SPIKES GLORY!

15:56 BUSHIDO DIGNIFIED ITS THE LAST STAND OF THE SAMURAI SURROUNDED AND OUTNUMBERED 60 TO 1 THE SWORD FACES THE GUN *Shiroyama Intensifies*

Dude imagine being one of the first people to comment

Thank you so much Captainsauce for bringing back TABS Like so Captainsauce will make more TABS