The Wild West Takes On Giants - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

“Wouldn’t it be cool if Jesus was in this game?” tree giant intensifies

Imagine Sauce's face when he realizes that cacti can survive like 5 ballista bolts

"wHo PuT a BeLt On ThE cOw?" ~Spartacus Billy

Comment battle: “Crushing debt” 8 bank robbers surrounding you

"Superior Firepower" Godzilla: *starts charging up his lazer*

“Is this what it feels like to be in a Godzilla movie?” Well now that you say it yes, yes indeed.

"Can the gunslinger dodge a jouster? Nope they can't, they sure can't-" Actually they can, if you pay close attention, both quick draws actually dodge jousters charging right at them, it's just that they do so either when Cap isn't paying attention, or they dodge off-screen making it look like they died-

“They have archers, so we need to have cacties...” Sad dodging quick draw noises

Sauce: “And kicking a cactus is an awful idea.” Me: “Well yeah it seems like an awful idea.”

Here’s a suggestion for something to fight against in the Sandbox: 1 Quick Draw + 5 cheerleaders. Extra Challenge: No Ballistas!

"who put a belt on the cow" HAD ME CRYING!!

I was playing tabs for a while now and I just realized that the catapults have eyes....yeah, they now have eyes

Correction: It's plenty easy to charge into bullets, it's surviving that charge that's the issue.

Western Faction in a nutshell; "SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING!" Award winning movie the Good the Bad and the Wobbly

The gunslinger is one of the most op units to possess in the game. It can literally bombard anything anywhere on the map. A hundred squires are moving your way from the opposite side of the biggest map? Just nuke em with a few shots.

The quick draws being "run over" at the end was actually them dodging backwards, if you'd looked over after the battle ended, I'm sure you'd see him standing up, just fine.

“Cactus’s are bullet proof and WHO WANTS TO KICK A CACTUS?” -CaptainSauce June, 2020

my dog walks like a wobbly horse its hilarious

2:16 that one guy in the middle is just trembeling in fear because he knows what cap will do to them

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter." *~Every Dictator*

he seem very happy when he took down the Giant

Sauce “I wanna try to beat them without guns” The whole western faction “were Americans we always have a gun with us”

Captainsauce 2019: 5:26 horses are horses

Hey sauce! I finished this campaign already, so here’s how to do it! The key is : CONTROL THE QUICKDRAW key for the next level! : put a load of clubbers in the tree!

The western faction didn’t get a god. Wobbly horse aka laso: I’m hurt

Captainsauce: Gatling gun you're way too stupid for this My mind: all the units are way too stupid for this

"nothing special about the Viking faction" Ice Archers, beserkers, longships, Valkyries, Ulr. Nothing special.

A little info for you, Captain: Gunslinger cannot damage the three giants. For some reason.

CaptainSauce: the stupidity is going another level Me: i think it’s been at maximum level...

“Speed reload” 1 QuickDraw 1 gunslinger 1 musket 1 deadeye 1 Gatling gun 1 blunderbuss 10 cheerleaders

20:27 holy crap the bottom left quickdraw with the horse charging him was badass

CaptainSauce: "and then put 2 or 3 units in the front" *places 5 miners*

Sauce: Is this what it was like in the Godzilla movies? Me: I guess... Sauce: ...Except the enemy is really big? Me: wait a second, wasn't Godzilla big t- Sauce: STOP FLIPPING ON ME

So here is a comment battle PROTECT THE HOBBIT Blue Team: 1 hobbit, A pirate queen and a captain, 2 miniguns, 4 dead eyes, and A WHOLE LOTTA CALVALRY ALL THE CAVALRY RAPTORS WOBBLY HORSE MORE WOBBLY HORSE Red team: 1 hobbit and whatever else sauce wants to put in that's under the budget Also to win you need to win the match and kill the hobbit

hey cap i tried a challenge were when you are controlling the western faction and you can only use the units with guns 1) quick draw 2) dead eye 3) gunslinger u know the guy with 4 revolvers and shoots a hundred shoots from the sky but legitimately is only su post to shoot 24 cuz theirs 6 bullets in each revolver and theirs four revolvers and 4 x 6 equals 24 4)and of course the Gatling gun backup)and if u ever get stuck like i did once then you ARE allowed to use dynamite throwers to like so cap can see

In my opinion "The Scarecrow" is underrated

"would have been really cool if jesus was in this game"moders plese get on that

CaptainSauce: It's not the Gatling guns fault it's the person who's Manning it. 10 Seconds later... CaptainSauce: I may be getting crushed by the handle but... Me: He sounds like that person is even stupider...

11:48 referens to grownups 2 "kicky mc gee"

For the Renaissance map, I’m surprised that you didn’t think of putting a bunch of dead eyes on the balconies to shoot down on the courtyard while a few of something distract them.

“Revenge of the misfits” 1 sensei 3 vlad 1 scarecrow 3 potion sellers 3 Jarls 1 wheelbarrow dragon 3 ball n chain 1 knight 2 jesters 5 snake archers 10 spear throwers 5 fencers And the number one unused...... THE TEACHER Like so cap can see and actually see how op they are CAP THEY ARE OP AND YOU THINK THEY SUCK AND I HAVE THE GAME =[

“Would have been cool if Jesus was in this game” What about Tree Jesus?

Interesting things I learned about some units in the Wild West faction (hope you see this CaptainSauce). Gunslinger: if you control them and fire at anything it will always hit them regardless of range. If they have to many cheerleaders they spaz out and won’t work correctly. The bullets actually don’t deal damage, it’s the explosion when they hit the ground which deals damage, this means flying/hovering units don’t take nearly as much damage as grounded units. Deadeye: if they have any cheerleaders on them they have issues aiming. If you take control of them you can snipe from any range. Quick draw: if you put to many cheerleaders on them they don’t work. If you control a quick draw with cheerleaders and stand still however, they can kill any unit if you spam the fire button because they have aim bot. That’s it

Anglo-Zulu War Challenge: The year is 1879 and the British Army is coming to Colonise the Zulus led by Chief Captainsauce. As Cetshwayo Kampande, Ntishinhwayo Khoza and Dapulamanzi Kampande who would normally and historically lead your army, are not available ( good luck saying those names.) British: 20 Musket line at the back A line of 15 Fencers in front of the Musketeers A line of 15 Executioners in front of the muskets 3 Jousters on each rear Rules: You can only use tribal, Boer style units ( things like raptor riders, farmers and the tribal faction.) You have 10,000 Money Map:Simulation or tribal 1 Defend your homeland! Good Luck!

Cap: Why won't the units back up. Also Cap: *Doesn't back up when he was a gatling gun* Me: Oh, the irony.

I used quickdraw on the pirate map against an army of pirates. I was on top of the broken ship in the middle back of the map and I thought that I wouldn't be able to shoot the enemy from there. Turns out I was wrong. I used my six-shooter and gunned them down in a matter of seconds. Plus the gun auto aimed. He seemed to have an infinite range! Of course this wouldn't work if I wasn't controlling him though. Like so Cap can test this out.

What I love every time I watch captainsause tabs videos is when he says ‘totally accurate battle simulator’ it just feels good him saying that and makes my day every time he says that

5:26 : “Horses are horses.” -Captainsauce 2020 He is wise beyond his years...

Cap: "I didn't want to have a gunfight, I just wanted to shoot people. I'm sure you guys understand" Me: Uhhh, not really...

you can't spell slaughter without laughter - Captain sause 2020

14:02 Samurai giant: Im about to end this mans whole career

The bank robber looks like it's the coffin dance lmao

Here we go! This town definitely isn't big enough for both groups.

Man, last time I was this early, The universe still didn't exist yet.

At 18:01 you put a guy on top of building by the river then controller the prison and don't get shot and you will win

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter" Best quote ever

16:49 Well... he heeded your request. I have an army: The YEET Crew. (Units that ARE the projectile) 15 Halflings, 10 Headbutters, 6 Berserkers, 6 Valkyries, and 7 Ball n' Chains. I have another army: Team Pride. (Units that change the color of other unit's mesh or make them emit colored particles) One Scarecrow, 2 Cheerleaders, 2 Healers, 4 Potion Sellers, 8 Skelly Archers, 4 Cacti, 2 Deadeyes, 8 Ice Archers, 1 Zeus, 6 Candleheads, and 6 Firework Archers. Have Fun!

CaptainSauce: says "cactuses" 99% of the time when the cactus was mentioned English teachers: *grammatically rages*

“Please don’t front flip on me” Samurai Giant:ok **slashes**

That quick draw seriously duck and weaved like 20 bolts

NUGGET REQUESTS MORE BATTLE CATS

Captain sauce: he can’t flip if your all holding on to him Me: true but this is TABS

haven't watched cap for a while now, its nice to come back and see him doing well though. keep up the good work!!

Man this channel has come so far I have been watching his vids when he reached 600k and he has made a change on the videos I watch he is so funny and just all around fun also his voice changes are awesome he just portrays everything as funny I love it

"You can't run into bullets." Captain Sauce. Yeah, tell that to the Cult of the Wobbleyhorse. They're getting really out of hand right now. Like seriously. The riders are getting scared. They're demanding life insurance when the horses inevitably revolt and bow down to the ultimate god of the wobbleyhorse. Who is it? We don't know.

Captainsauce: kicking a cactus sound like a awful idea. The tae kwon do unit: are u sore about that

There should be a UK faction Bagpipe:it blows units away and does 2x of damage than the halfling and it runs away like the bard.worth:110 Rugby player:the rugby player throws the rugby ball at enemies which half the damage of a stoner and then he charges at people.worth:220 English guard:it shoots from long range like deadeye but if the ones in the front die they all run back to shoot some more reload time is 5 seconds it does the same damage as the 3/4 the damage of a musket.worth:350 The lion:it’s quick like the raptor and it bites and scratches but when it kills something it gets some 1/4 of its health back so if it’s in a battle and it loses 1/2 health it will get 1/4 of its health back.worth:500 The leprechaun:he has two clover one of them is melee and the other is ranged the first clover the (melee one) has the same damage 3/4 the damage of the king and the ranged one is like a ninja star but 2x more damage and then it explodes like the firework archer but the explosion is green like mini leafs.worth:700 The unicorn the unicorn can fly and every ten seconds it dive and stab people with its horn but that’s not it, it can also out of its zap lightning bolt different colours and different colours do different things the light blue is lightning,the dark blue one is ice,the orange one is explosive,the red one is fire and the grey one is wind.worth:1000 The red dragon:he can fly breathe fire damage is as much as the normal one it can also breathe wind 6x the amount of a fan bearer And ice which does the same damage as ullr and it can flash freeze like ullr.worth 3000 Secret units:tea and biscuit hit the with his tea and his biscuits.worth:90 Football player he’s a ranged unit and has the accuracy of a musket and the range of a normal archer but it has the damage of a stoner.worth:200 The queen:she throws 5 crowns every 3 seconds and 1 crown does the damage of a blunderbuss bullet.worth:3500

who needs a god when you have the second amendment

Hey captain sauce. I just wanted to say great content, you make me laugh everytime. My family thinks I'm weird when I randomly laugh when I think of your jokes or are watching your video with head phones. I'm glad your still doing tabs. I got the game on Christmas for free and I was really happy but my computer got hacked and I lost some of my games. This is getting long so you have a great day and I'll cya next time GG!

Captainsause: You guy ever though of backing up Me: the only unit that WAS smart enough was chu ko nu, but he got nerfed and deosnt do it anymore

What do you mean the western faction has no god unit, it has the lasso. Have you already forgotten about the church of the wobbly horse?

New way to send hobbits to the stratosphere : a large circle of gunslingers vs a hobbit in the center

The reason why they didn’t aim for Godzilla’s D is because he has balls of steel Day 57 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats

“Would’ve been cool if Jesus was in this game” Is that a jojo reference?

There’s should be a Egyptian faction The waiter does the damage of a halfling and can serve random weapons to warriors with no weapons.worth:100 The Egyptian soldier:he has the damage of a sarissa and he has a curved sword which can hook enemy’s.worth:150 The slingshot:he does half the damage of a stoner and the rock can be sharp or blunt and there really quick.worth:160 The mummy:the mummy can punch and wrap people up and it does a lot of damage but the reload time is 6 seconds the punching damage is the same as the knights sword.worth:300 The lynx: the lynx can eat units but can’t move it can eat up to 3 units and the reload time is 3 seconds.worth:600 The pharaohs guard: he carries a 1 huge double-sided axes does 3/4 of damage than the reaper.worth:800 The pharaoh: he can make explosions any where he wants and he can teleport the reload time for teleportation is 5 seconds he can also convert a unit every 7 seconds you know he’s going to because they float.worth:1000 The jackal he can leap and he can fire 10 yellow beams every 3 seconds.worth:3000 Secret units:Anubis summons mummy’s.worth:2500 The Nile crocodile: they almost one shot every normal sized unit in one bite.worth:400 The slave (basically) a peasant.worth:50

Custom battle: Remember the rock humping gods? Well, 3 tree giants behind a line of stoners with 5 cheiftans in front. You must use at least 4 wobbly horses

9:12 the miner used the gun slinger as a shield lol

Hey Captain Sauce, have you ever thought of trying the western faction against western faction or western faction against spooky faction. Yours truly Yumi

Captain sauce: just put it in reverse Also captain sauce : stays still

I just love the quickdraw killing a jouster, with one bullet, without even fully looking, like it's nothing, then just turns back to the battlefield, spinning his revolver, not even looking at the slain foe... 20:32

hi

"western faction" "It would've been cool if Jesus was in the game" Is that a JoJo-

I like how he says “ WHY DONT YOU JUST BACK UP” but when he takes control of a unit he sits there pleading for mercy

Cap:WHY ARNT YOU BACKING UP Cap when he is the Gatling gun: doesn’t move at all

battle cats

BRING BUDGET CUTS 2 PLEASE!!

Captain sauce:we would win if you backed up Also cap when controlling unit: not backing up

“We’re looking for a god killer” Sad ballista noises

2:25,RIP his voice

Why in hell is everyone saying first like wtf

You know it’s good when ur old’e cap makes a tabs vid

Interesting that the quick draw dodged the jouster. That may be helpful in the future.

Him: Wobbly horse Me: Wobbly donk

“Minors might be underrated” and they might be underage XD. I’m so sorry for the terrible joke.

These videos are hilarious! I just love them! ❤️

Thanks for the sauce

Day 29 of asking Captainsauce to play SCP containment breach

One day I really wanna see landfall release a unit that just looks jojo levels of powerful, and proceeds to shoot itself in the head xd Would be fitting at the end of 2020

I seriously hope he realizes the power of the cactus, they can survive 3-6 ballista bolts, slow down units once they're dead, and do lots of damage in crowds

Are we not gonna talk about the Miner using the gunslinger as a shield at 9 mins?