Willy Wonka and his sarcastic one liners 

Stop. Don't. :|

"Stop don't come back."

Yeah you have Johnny Depp who yells at them when they are in danger, and you have Gene Wilder who just says "Stop Don't Come Back." All casually. Depp's may have been weirder and louder but Wilder made me crack up!

LOL so do I! I found the way he tried to stop Agustus from drinking the Chocolate River to be pretty funny. It almost looks like he's trying to stop him, but I think in actuality he meant to scare Agustus enough so that he'd fall in.

Well, Wilder's performance was better, but I think Depp handled it pretty well. Like, he tries to stop them, but just looks annoyed when they do it anyway. When Violet goes on a rant about how she'll eat the dinner-gum anyway despite his warnings, Depp just does a "huh. Very well then." look that's really good.

That's the best thing about this movie, it gets funnier the older you get.

...the older you get and funnier each and every time you watch it.

Adoniss​ It's clever word-play. Bull is short for Bullshit which, is, as you know, another term for nonsense. So when Mr. Salt said "Bull!" he ment "That's nonsense!" But the joke is that Mr. Wonka (most likely intentionality) mistook what Mr. Salt said as a guess about what flavor of meat was in the gum. It's also the only time where they got away with the word 'Bull(shit)' in a G Rated film (I think so anyway.). *PEACE!*

One of my favorite lines lol

Robert Juarez *WE* are the music Makers And *WE* are the dreamers of dreams.

Paul Dickinson help, police, murder. XD

The comment about the furnace Verruca and her Dad went into being lit every other day so they should "a good stand a sporting chance" always makes me chuckle.

the best!!!!

My ultimate favorite quote from him, LOL!

5:55

Logan Mainord just as I read they he said it

Josh Bailey

its about gettin gals into bed ahahah

+Hiddin Meening dude shut up

+Hiddin Meening might be trolling tho meh

mine is "Oh a little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men!"

XTheVideoGamerGirlX thats a good one too

Mine is "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker"

1:09

"Stop, don't."

I often quote that line

1:29 - 1:36 This feels straight from Gregory House.

Give us an anecdote.

you never know what is going to come through that door...

In a city nearby where I live, there was a big hospital, and some lady bought all five of her kids the ER because they had the sniffles.

Hahaha! Better safe than sorry, I guess?!

+Ms Penguin6 Are you guys forced to go by the order they came in, or can you keep them on the bottom of the list? Cuz... Yep. I'd shove them at the bottom. Let's see, we've got a guy with an earplug stuck in his ear, another with a missing finger that needs reattachment, one with a bullet wound on his arm, a girl that's been stabbed... Oh yeah, and some lady with 5 healthy kids. Gee, who should we bring in first?

3. Is a requote and 5. suspiciously sounds like a requote. Ie, unoriginal. Still damn fine entertainment though.

The writers of this movie deliberately sprinkled the script with various quotes from other original sources. They aren't in the book (bear in mind the movie does use a different title), but they are one of the things that I think makes the movie better. I agreed with Gene Wilder, when asked about the "re-make", compared it to trying to re-make the Wizard of Oz. I can no more imagine any other Willy Wonka than Gene Wilder, than I can imagine another Dorothy than Judy Garland. Don't misunderstand, Wilder was not claiming "Willy Wonka" to be the equal of "The Wizard of Oz" -- he was saying that some classics just cannot be re-made. And I agree.

0- "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"

"Help, police, murder."

JB In fact, every one except #4 is a requote (along with a good chunk of his other lines).

Too funny, I love it when his mother says "You'll boil him up for sure I just know it"!

terrible*

Best line 😂

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Lol are you actually stupid?

LOL hella funny!

ok

ok

😂😂😂😂😂

lmao

that's my favorite line he says

+officially. Gay ikr it's hilarious

😂 my second favorite line

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

Mr. Salt is hilarious 😂

I'm sorry, but all questions MUST be submitted in writing

a little nonsense now and again is cherished by the wisest men.

Bull! No, roast beef but I haven't got it quite right yet.

I never noticed that after all these years watching this movie. Nice detail.

It’s amazing how with every line his face gets redder as he starts to panic

Agreed. Thanks for the source.

I really like the part where he say "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream."

Such an artistic genius of Gene that he delivers the line flawlessly and almost without acting begging the reality of himself and the story that is told. Moreso, such a subtle climax to an endearing adventure. Rest In Peace, Mr. Wilder! You sir are a Gentleman among men.

@@jbizzle8491His autobiography reveals a very dark side.

Thanks for the source.

thanks

What is that supposed to mean?

capn crumbs if you dont know, you are lost.. open your mind young one👀

I had no idea, thank you for the source.

I used to use that line on my siblings when they would ask me where I’m going or what I’m doing.

My parting line whenever I take off work 😂😂

Then there's also "Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the Fudge Room but look sharp for the boy's liable to get poured into the boiler."

I honestly turned into him over the years xD

I'd be more concerned if you didn't Roro x]

+shawzie1916 at first glance, I thought your profile picture was twenty one pilots

Maybe it was because you were one of those kids.

Stop, don't, come back.

yup, down the garbage chute. We call that foreshadowing where I come from.

I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooow.

Arthur Carroll She was a bad egg...

Arthur Carroll

scott c

He sounded very worried when he said that :)

My mom always says that to me when something pops into her head that she wants me to ask as I walk out of the room . . . lol.

I love that line. haha haha

I never realized when he was put in his moms purse, that wanka waa gladly swinging it while walking

I didn't catch that when I was younger. As an adult with loud kids, it really hits home now 😂

I think they are both genius interpretations.

CavemenproductionsTV I liked Depp's weird Wonka but Gene's sarcastic Wonka will always be my favorite.

Depp's was EMO Wonka Sarcasm

The thing is, its intelligent and witty sarcasm. And nearly always used to counter other peoples bullshit.

+SirCraigius witty, intelligent sarcasm to cover up their shitty personality.

my mom always says that to me when I walk away and she needs a favor that very second. kind of annoying haha.

Ryan Wow ikr he sounded like gave 0 fucks. XD

"Help, police, murder." ; )

"She was a bad egg"

"Please Don't Come back"

Don't, stop

@@thedragonsnortchannel2609 "There's going to be a lot of garbage today."

Every time I hear it I hear "... widest men" calling him fat 😂

😉

YES!!! That line always has me in stiches!! haha

In Italian the dubbing says more or less: Mr Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of Horror House? WW: I'm happy that you've noticed it.

+Selene Interesting. That's not at all the tone in English.

andytim Yeah, sometimes translate really means betray. ;-)

+reinadetazas42 lol yeah i was thinking the same thing

That part made me cry from laughter when I was younger...

😂😂😂

IT’S GUM!! WRONG! 😁

Damn, I went all day without RU-vid comments making me feel, till now.

Dawn Brady No ma'am! Push comes shove, I have my own Geese.

yoy

Cicily S everyone's*

and my favorite dr frankenstein :)

​@@jay-day Fronckenstone 😉🥰

he's the only one as far as I'm concerned

One of my favourite actors even

Her father has a great line "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet" and then "I've got a blueberry for a daughter." Violet has always been referred to as "The Blueberry Girl"

3:08 "Oh! I wouldn't do that; I really wouldn't." Probably his most sincere warning of the whole movie. 😜

​​@@crazyman8472 tbf, other than Charlie, she was, imo, the only one who might have won the factory. She at least showed some sort of appreciation for the gum and for Wonka's craft, she just didn't listen to the numerous warnings.

Yes. I just hope 2016 won't take anymore legends. We've lost too many.

+Keely Dobrowolsky yes way too many!!

yes we did

November 9th it will be outside so pictures are encouraged

Mase Windu R.I.P Gene Wilder 😭😭😭😢😢😢😰😰😰

My favorite line. The most poignant line. I shed a tear whenever I hear it.

he's dead dude.

depression insumes my mind

Fear not, through the power of recorded media, we can still learn his ways, via his many performances.

one with the sandwich universe don't forget he'll always live with us, in our hearts.

Bruh

yeaaahh that was back in the good old days when people weren't perverts

Pre-internet double entendres! Probably unintentional, but still... :)

***** Thanks for that one. Almost forgot that line.

I feel like I'm the only one who didn't know what a blowjob was until well into my teens. I feel pathetic. But I know how they feel now haha.

lol I never realized how sarcastic he was being until now. Now that's even funnier. XD

RIGHT! ima miss him so much! that's my boy!

"Clap Clap Clap" well said.

he has the rare ability to make every line work

Exactly

*was

+WeMuckAround *always

WeMuckAround

LOL RIGHT!

uhm...It wasn't boring actually! but I guess...opinions!

Tiffany Zette atleast it had good Visuals

Steve,Wendy Still better love story than Twilight No it wasn't boring, it was shit

+Mr Muscle WHY? The story told a totally good message and it was exciting too SO DON'T TALK LIKE YOUR OPINION IS A FACT! everyone has a different taste in films and for me the movie had good visuals a good storyline and I liked Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.... btw he is one of my fave actors too

no no, I won't hold you responsible

+gusbaker4u Help. Police. Murder.

Hsaw Aknow.

+Power B Aknow si atsgnag

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Mike Tevee says, "man overboard", when Augustus falls in.

Good one I totally missed it.

I thought the same.

Part of what makes the movie so great. You don't just have the main lines but background stuff being said that you'd miss if you don't look for it.

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