Winnie The Pooh is Not Scary 

I blame South Park.

Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. HOWEVER…

​@@VirusEYE754 rule 43 can burn in hell together with rule 34. Both have ruined everything.

it cant though

@@Arrow8070 What about Rule 32?

it's like terminalmontage's depiction of sonic and tails as being actually friends

Honestly, it’s not even a parody of Pooh, it’s more like a sincere rendering of him to parody all the people parodying him.

@@lagomorphlicensee terminalmontage's sonic is probably the best interpretation of the character on the internet in general

​@@lagomorphlicenseeterminalmontage, despite how bonkers his videos are, is usually pretty accurate in his depictions of the characters' personalities. Mario is the exception there but that's only because he was possessed by a literal demon for most of the series

That's what makes Doobus' parodies so good

😂Omg! Right?!

The animation that went with it 😂

Yoooo same here I was showing everyone this part haha

It's more like this: "It's liiike Winnie the Poooooh... but... he do the moo-doo!"

701st liker

yes I love this series

@@UnknownYT- the same guy who made that film is also making a Peter Pan horror film

​@@leviticusprime4904Why not just make a movie based on the original book peter pan came from? its a much darker storyline and would be a much better adaptation than just "Childhood story but HORROR"

@@leviticusprime4904 I don't even get that there's already that Chip n' Dale movie (did not see) with Peter Pan as the villain. I hope the company runs out of money before they can make too many more horrible stories no one wants to watch.

As far as I'm concerned the horror movie does not exist. Only the wholesome Pooh exists

Hollywood didn't make Blood and Honey dude

Hollywood can't take the blame on this one, it was made by some random Brits to take advantage of the copy right expiring

@@LloydTavnerAnd they probably made bank

Sorry, my bad. I forgot that Blood and Honey was an Indie Film.

It was just… yeah it sucked “Ooooh let’s make a horror parody. So original “

He just doesn't want to upset anyone. Literally ANYone.

He want everyone to enjoy what they want as long as everyone can be ok he wants thoes eho enjoy it to like and and thoes who dont wish to valid no one will be hurt not one must argue he os to pure for us

This is why we love Pooh

​@@killdozer7792Not even depression.

@@SilverHairedFreak25 if you think about it for too long, you realize that this is a paradox.

Like spending an entire book learning that Tigger just likes hot cereal and that's where his bond with Roo came from.

Not even Robot Chicken wanted Pooh Bear to be THAT Edgy and Dark.

"Shut the fu- shut up."

listen if he see's this it's gonna....@@Souleater3678

And it is amazing

For the better of course

And it should be like that

We all already loved pooh

He reminded us how he truly is

I'd argue Doobus' version of Pooh is even more wholesome due to its further separation from association with Disney. :D

I Voted For pooh to wear the Skin of His Enemies, I'm Sick...@@IstasPumaNevada

@@IstasPumaNevadaYIPEEE

@@IstasPumaNevadacheers to that

Disney didn't make him, they bought the rights to him

What if Michael Rodent, but he do the post-murder metamorphosis?

I mean... that's kinda what Mouse is?

just the first day of the year in he was public domain and they already announced 2 horror movies and 1 horror Game, you can bet bugs bunny will be next when he's public domain

@@SuperKiobi13And worse, a Cuphead ripoff… Speaking of, Doobus should really make a Cuphead parody

I can think of no one more worthy.

he's public domain. and everyone else just wants to capitalize on him. headcanon is doobus is the only person who had his best interest at heart

why am I making a headcanon for a meme video. why. listen all I think is that they frequent each other’s houses when they’re stressed, it’s not that bad okay?

Nah, Pooh is his own bear, Doobus just protects him from the sins of the world

Pooh took over the world I don’t think he needs doobus

Bear is isn't even disappointed he's just concerned for us lol

“I’m not angry, just terribly, terribly hurt.”

“I’m not mad just quite uncomfortable”

"I'm not mad im sorry i made you think i was ._."

Exactly. He's such an innocent bean he's not even mad at people who want to tarnish his image for fun, he loves everyone, including them, and wants them all to be happy. So he just asks nicely if they can make a disclaimer because he can't tell them they can't do it, because he thinks that would make them sad. Meanwhile, the guy making the parody here is HOPING to make him mad for funsies and then ends up feeling like he kicked a puppy that just whimpers and cuddles with you because it doesn't understand why you want to hurt it.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉. . . Yes, we need it

OMG YES

….that. is. *Genius.*

You crazy sonuvabitch... I'm in.

aside from disney but ya

I’d say they’re nearly on par with each other. The only thing Doobus‘ Pooh is missing is Jim Cummings’ iconic voice, but I like Doobus’ interpretation too.

​@@baybvgo2.058so really you just said that this is basically pooh but without the voice

Especially meatcanyon. I know the video was a joke but geez it made me so sad.

Because Goobus is a university educated adult with west culture and references stuffs, he would have enough experience to learn things out.

King of the world, and still has time to go trick or treating with locals!

"Oh, you were keeping a promise?"

"Did you mean to say 'duck'?" "Err-YES, yes, that's exactly what I meant to say. D-Duck you." "Hmm...I have always imagined what it'd be like to be a duck, although I'd honestly rather be a little buzzy bee. Anything for a smackeral of honey."

Man that fact was wholesome (not sure if I spelled wholesome right)

The day Pooh loses his innocence is the day god has officially left us.

And it starts to build up an iceberg as well. I found a stolen-stolen-stolen-stolen version of it. Peoples stealing these videos and uploading them on tiktok not crediting Goobus. Another peoples stealing those tiktoks and uploading them on youtube, crediting the tiktok channel. Some peoples steal those shorts and uploading them on their tiktok, crediting that youtube channel. And i just found someone stealing those stolen-stolen-stolen tiktoks, and uploading them on their youtube channel. XD

salt 🧂

​@@funniestguyi prefer lemon pepper. It goes wonderfully on chicken legs

I'm glad things got easier as he got older.

Depression hears boss music when Pooh rolls up

@@BigBossMan538 Pooh would be confused why there's scary music playing and then give Depression a hug to comfort it.

@@DanteTorn Would learning about the concept of depression ruin Pooh’s innocence?

@@BigBossMan538 From another animation Doobus made, pooh became king of the world. Pooh learnt about depression and was told it was sadness and not a person. Hearing that, Pooh decided to believe in depression, felt like it could be a person if it wanted to be and knew it could make friends. Pooh is a wholesome world treasure and deserves all the honey.

​@@BigBossMan538"What's innocence?"

As the social perfect fighter(no relation to be heroic as the false social justice fools, just self claim and ashamed my past mistakes as the anti villain, not for cool, but to be remorse at my own reckless mistakes and stupidity), I tried to be brave to fight for other things to seek peace, same to Megatron seeks right to change Cybertron better, but through time, I see more mistakes, consequences and regrets, so I quit a half and be polite to reason things out at some limits. (The anti villain social perfect seeking topics are: leave Bionicle alone without toxic parody and demonitise stuffs talk, stop crossing Getter Robo and some dark anime culture, dislike Kamen Rider mash with imperfect ideas, disgust some negative and bad influences from South Park moments, those are the half and half reason which I almost get into trouble by poor control at my own frustration and feelings at extreme things, I regret my own action and I would use intelligence to convince or leave them out of trouble instead )

Yeah he'd also be banned from china

@@dabbingstickmandeltaclaw2055 if Goobus loves him so much, some Pooh fans should convince China to forgive Winnie and silence that origin of the prank to dumb down their leader by comparison, I like Winnie the Pooh and respect Asian leaders, but hate that unknown artist who use comparisons to trash both into now, causing the misconducts.

⁠@@yatfailam7991 I agree or I’m sorry that happened to you

Yeah, exactly. Pooh is like a little kid but even more innocent and makes you feel even worse for making him upset, because he's too wholesome to even *get* upset at you. If you're willing to hurt Pooh or portray him as scary, something is wrong with you and you need a hug.

that's a pretty reductive way of looking at it. They're simply trying to provide a service to a public that wants to feel something. anything. the audience has said "We will give you money if you can actually find something that makes us jaded folk shocked and horrified, so then when we go back to the horror of real life, it won't feel so bad." and they tried. They f𝖚cking FAILED,, but the idea that it's somehow wrong to do something just because it's inherently unlikeable is missing so many points. And even that point would be better applied to a whole lot of other things. don't put "innocence" up on a pedestal. Try to remember being a kid, spouting gruesome schoolyard rhymes about beloved/despised children's characters. Just because it gave you a mild thrill / vented your anger at the continued and _baffling_ existence of Barney.

That's a good way to put it

​@@KairuHakubigranny

Pretty sure the reason it was made was to stick it to Disney more than anything.

​@@Mariodash23disney's got nothin to do with this though? you are aware pooh is public domain right. disney wouldn't make a pooh horror movie even on their wildest orphan sushi fueled benders

No he's concerned and clearly saddened by it but he doesn't wanna say anything like "please don't do that" because he's so nice

He won't even stop it from being made.

@@tristanband4003 you are correct, since he doesn’t wanna stop the dude from making his movie, cuz he knows it’s a passion project in his mind ever since he was a baby

Mr rodgers also

​@@Wyi-the-rogue so you have a MD profile? Say why N is good NOW.

@@Neymar-gj9dh Because N.

@@Wyi-the-rogue yes. You have passed the test. Welcome to the club.

Agreed!

As someone who uses them just to make sure I don't miss anything, I love the fact there's extra gags in there. :D

I can agree to that

The subtitles are such a good addition!!! Its insane how Goobus can make this pieces of art

I do Goobus a solid and watch it twice. Once without and then once with them on, pausing to read all the goodness in them if need be.

Accessibility is a good thing and I'm sure there's at least SOME deaf viewers out there who appreciate it.

Winnie is like an onion. So many layers, each one sweeter than the last.

winnie is like an onion, technically edible and delicious but better served with other things like a rabibit.

Onions are like bears.

What onions are talking to you /j

but what if someone wants piglet

I mean Piglet is already in Blood and Honey anyways soooo he didn't even need to Dare I say he didn't even need to *bother* asking

What if he's dressed up as an EMPTY jar of honey, because that's the scariest thing his pure lil mind can think of?

I’ve always been protective of that silly old bear 🥰

Since Pooh is public domain now, this is the cannon Pooh as far as I'm concerned.

Because people love sweet cinnamon rolls and the joke lies not in pooh himself but everyones reaction to his wholesomeness

At this point it's more subversive for a parody version of a character to be innocent rather than corrupt.

How could they?

Sequel? Bambi? Why?

Gobus has the common sense we all need.

The horror genre is almost entirely an arms race to be as upsetting as possible. It's not exactly a breeding ground for good ideas or writing. Exceptions like The Lighthouse are rare AFAIK, but I've been told that indie horror movies are probably the way to go. I haven't looked into that so I can't say.

I think it's the creepy pasta theories all over again. Where a innocent cartoon is actually about something dark and depressing. Like the one about how the main cast in mlp g4 are based on girls who all died on the same day? Or on topic that Pooh and his friends are all allegories on mental illnesses. And the grandmother of all them Alice in Wonderland is actually about drugs. It all boils down to people getting insecure they still like things that are for "kids" so if they make it "adult" by making it depressing so they can enjoy it.

I think we all love Pooh bear

@@chaosman4715 its true tho i’ve always liked Gopher more he’s a silly lil guy i even had a lil plush of him when i was a kid

The movie isn't supposed to be taken so seriously, it's just to take advantage of how Pooh entered the public domain

They're definitely coming for your childhood mate. They hate it. They know they can never match up so they satire and cut it down.

isnt pure wholesomeness also impossible in a way

@@_Tzer No

@@xitcix8360 Take advantage of the Public Domain? Dude, they abused that privilege.

huni

Blood and honey

Pooh looks adorable in that pot of honey costume.

@@Kilo-the-Teapot huniepop?

Much like the honey he enjoys

And even aliens don't wanna upset Pooh... that'd be very cute.

I genuinely agree.

He basically just portrays Pooh as the wholesome little bean he was created as.

Yay

The haters said he cheats by being loud, so he made a video while being as quiet as an ASMR video.

@@N0_0B3R He does get a bit too loud sometimes and that tends to appeal in a way that gets a lot of shares, but if that was all there was to it then I'd have never subscribed. There's real substance in it as well.

Do you like waffles

And Pooh asking the staff for hunny. Not for him, for the people they're helping. Because everyone needs hunny. And someone goes out and buys supplies for honey toast, because they don't wanna disappoint Pooh, and people relying on a soup kitchen might indeed appreciate something sweet.

The Disney version wasn't the original. That would be the book by A. A. Milne. I've read it, it's as sweet and wholesome as you'd expect