Yeah, the one who calls everyone "buddy" or "pal" and plays the Christian version of Wonderwall at every church gathering, then goes home and listens to his sweet nordic black metal collection on vinyl.
Somewhere in China, there's a factory that just pours resin on live beetles. In other news, I never thought I'd watch a video of ashens stroking Nicolas Cage's face, and yet at the same time I'm not surprised.
I was _massively_ disappointed that the "cage" item wasn't related to Nicolas Cage, and then - *B҉O҉O҉M҉!* - it was so much better than I could have hoped.
@@raymondpjoyce why would I be sad? I enjoyed that movie a lot lol. Plus, it's not out yet. Anyone who hasn't seen the original and doesn't know what it's about probably still won't get it.
@@franktedder1236 the original is great and really doesn't need a remake imo, cage and travolta were perfect casting Going off other remakes of classics I'm I have very low hopes for this but whatever I guess I probably just won't watch it
Raymond Joyce damn dude this is my first hearing of the news. That’s like trying to remake universal soldier or they live or snake pliskin movies. It just needs to be that movie from that time.
Yep. That sort of thing is ubiquitous in virtually any form of Christianity in the US. Having grown up in the American South, you could easily walk into a gas station/convenience store and see something like this on sale-right along side the lighters and tower of sunglasses...
@@Ambient5oul dude, if you wanted to have that meaning you'd omit the 'toilet' . There is no such thing as a "toilet bowel" . I guess the less intelligent don't really read properly before correcting someone.
Just a tiny disclaimer. I live in Finland where it's illegal to sell sunglasses without UV protection. It's due to the fact that without the protection they don't block UV at all, but their darkening effect causes pupils to expand which causes even more UV to enter your eyes. So it's actually healthier for your eyes not to use sunglasses with no UV protection. Edit: Having been questioned by my fellow countryperson, I seem to be unable to find confirmation for the legal status. But still, avoid unprotected sunglasses, the protection isn't that expensive.
Untreated glass tend to stop UV quite well IIRC, but you should still avoid UV as much as possible But if you're interested in harming your eyes with UV, just ask your local welder for sand in your eyes, which is sunburn in your eyes, caused by flash exposure to UV light
It would actually be REALLY HARD to find unprotective glasses. Even a piece of plastic blocks most UV rays. See AvE "Auto Darkening Welding Helmet" and "Knock off Ray-Ban glasses vs UV laser" videos
MazzeruAcciacatore is correct, most if not all plastic lens sunglasses are made of polycarbonate which blocks 100% UV. No special coating needed. Incorrect is that all plastics block UV. Pure acrylic for example does not block any UV. For most acrylics however an additive is used to make it filter/absorb UV light.
13:09 I'm pretty sure those are based on the show "Duck Dynasty". How odd! LOL! EDIT: If you search "Adventure Wheels action figures" you'll see these and the figures in this video.
When you're at the pearly gates you just flash your "forgiven" bracelet, say that God gave it to you, and you hope that St Peter doesn't call his boss to check.
Rachael B Yes, someone was trying on clothes. "This outfit was only 5 dollars!" Too bad it wasn't Ashens in nothing but a pair of uncomfortable sunglasses.
Ads tried to sell me on a pair of easy fit bras, they are very comfy while also hiding 'distracting lumps and lines'. I'm a single dude. Looks like I finally threw Google Ad-sense off. :D
I'm crying laughing right now those camo zz top beard action figures are the guys from Duck Dynasty LOL! The best part is they intro son of the show is a ZZ Top song 😂😂😂😂
I knew it was Nic Cage because A.The Thumbnail, and B. I've seen the advertisements for the pillow on wish ALOT, and have thought about buying it before.
In the u.s we call them Japanese beetles, they terrorize our tomato plants and love flying full force into your metal gutters. Also, if they land in your hair they're a pain to get out.
@@franktedder1236 But if you sleep through the Crafsman's videos, you miss all the great songs like his recent hit, "Modify These Figures (Using the Peg System)."
I actually own one of those bug necklaces (bought it of my own accord from a thrift store and everything) and it's one of my favourites! The fact I'm a biology major might have something to do with my desire to wear bug corpses though...
Dear Dr Ashens I'm writing to say thank you for keeping our poundland stores open as u are the only person on this planet who buys there tat,please don't stop as our world would become very boring indeed. Yours faithfully A poundland special fan😜 (Yes I know it is not a poundland special video)
That Nicolas Cage cushion is legitimately nightmare inducing. Who wants to park their bum on that face for God's sake? Actually, please don't answer that, I beg of you.
Not only did I get this cushion recommended to me, no. A few days ago wish also blessed me with nicholas cage sweatpants and they are the stuff nightmares are made of.
The great thing about Ashens videos is that if it's been released a day ago or three years ago, they are relatively the same great value we expect from ashens
"We've got a cherry toilet brush, a Nic Cage sequin cushion, our skull bracelets with forgiven scribed on them, Our super stretchy Wish brand T-shirts, an arseful of Duck Dynasty figures, We've got our Streaming light plugged into the cigarette lighter of our Cadillac which is probably giving us irreperable eyeball aids, It's 11pm and we're wearing weird sunglasses."
That Wish shirt is so elastic because of the elastane within it, wich is a great material to mix with natural fibers so the clothing made out of them is fresh and resistant. Just don't put it in the dryer or it could shrink.
Let me translate what it means to you heathens. "I am not responsible for my own actions and If I do something that offends you I will call you a snowflake." That's what forgiven means here in the states.
@@TrashwareArt Well yes, that's what I meant. They don't really understand what that word would mean in a biblical sense, since they basically use it as an excuse to be an asshole. Which is basically the opposite of what the teachings of Jesus boil down to, "don't be an asshole", so the only one to forgive them would probably be the guy at the exact opposite side of the spectrum (don't know if he forgives anything though...).
