Wish.com Random Item Reviews 7 | Ashens 

"sitting on some weird petal thing" Stuart, the rest of the world calls those flowers.

jokes on you, the non deluxe box had a real spider impaled on a paper clip

Here in America we call it a “suicide knob”, you can turn the wheel faster with one hand, mostly used on older cars, same with the classic “suicide doors”, used by daredevils in the 1950s to early 1970s dragsters

in my experience, the same kind of person who would want that heart necklace is the same kind of person who would want all those tinkerbells

What I love about Ashens, no annoying dramatic effects, ambient & funny, gets straight to the point, and remained himself since 2006. Keep it up Ashens!

Here in the southern United States that’s actually known as a suicide knob

I have a plethora of heart problems, and I wear an anatomical heart necklace (or a bracelet sometimes) so that when folks ask me about my issues I can explain them with the heart :)

I never thought the phrase 'the weekend's coming!' would have such little value as it does now.

“Fair” -> “Fairy?” That’s surely the only explanation for the Tinkerbells being a search result

My friend who is a cardiac care nurse would love that necklace, she's into stuff like that.

"a reclining tinkerbell" sounds like some sort of horrific sex act

honestly i love that realistic heart necklace, i'd totally wear it

I'll start a death metal band just so we can be called "Suicide Power Knobs".

Hello Ashens! You know, I've been using these steering wheel knobs for over 20 years! Mind you, I should mention I am a disabled driver and my own car has adaptations- including said knob, to assist me to use a car. Brilliant things, truckers use them all the time. Stay safe Ashens and stay safe everyone!

Those tinkerbell figurines would be great cake topper decorations for a little girls birthday if she loves tinkerbell.

Ashens: I can't imagine who would want to wear this on their neck. Me: 😬 👉👈

I would not describe post-insertion Tinker Bell face as one of "agony".

That brown sofa will be in a museum one day.

That Tinkerbell sitting on a flower is actually somewhat infamous on the internet because of the shape of the hole in the model. You can find it if you search with "meme" or "funny".

When Nerdcubed sees that spider, he’s gonna kill you, Stuart.

Never watching Friends I had thought the "Central Perk" necklace was some guy in China failing to spell Central Park

Suicide Power Knob - worst X-man ever. And we know what his outfit looks like too.

I quite like that clock.

I actually nearly shat myself when you opened the wiggly box lol

I am still in disbelief how come you haven't wrote to them an *_"Ashens"_* to see what they'll end up sending you... Place your bets, folks!

The first time I moved out, my first night there, the house I was renting had one of those plastic cloth holders in the kitchen. I decided to try it out and so put my kitchen towel in and my finger got stuck pushing it in. I cried from the pain for about 15mins until someone came with a teaspoon to dislodge my finger which was now purple and dented. I refuse to go anywhere near them now when I spot them being sold in shops. Not even those designer cat bum holes ones can tempt me.

8:42 damn stuart sure is being extra careful this pandemic

'you can hold his knob' Ashens 2020

I would wear the heart necklace! The cheesy 80s goth within me craves it!

To be honest made in a bit higher quality and made from a higher quality metal i'd like the heart necklace...

"I cant imagine anyone whod want to wear this" Me. I would.

Not gonna lie that spider box got me

i have a feeling the tinker-bells are just rejects from the official factory. they look very good quality except for a few eye defects.

I didn't expect to jump a mile at the wiggly one, but I guess all the Animal Crossing I've been playing caused some sort of PTSD.

When Stuart said "Ooh I'm wearin' a hat!" that was my favorite part

ngl that anatomically correct heart necklace is sick as hell and I would definitely wear it

Precisely the quality British content that we need whilst we're stuck in our homes waiting for our local Tesco to get baked beans back in stock.

I love that , after years of watching you , your format never changes and it’s still as fun as the first time :)

You’re videos are perfect for relaxing and getting rid of my stress. Thank you

Those Tinker Bells are actually kinda adorable. I'm a 40 year old man, why do I think those are adorable? When did I slip into 'creepy old man' mentality and how do I turn around and run the other way? Help.

parts of the heart: left ventricle, right ventricle, left atrium, right atrium, aorta, potato sack, the pointy bit, "Gary", The Blood Factory, the secret compartment for only your dankest weed, the bit what looks like a love heart (it had to come from somewhere), bottom ventricle (okay we evolved out of that one, it's kinda just like the tailbone now), "Other Gary", that one bit of it that has the really racist sounding name that i don't want to repeat here, The Pancreas 2: Pancreas Harder, and optionally a pacemaker. even more optionally, a peacemaker. even more more optionally, the entire Peacekeepers faction from Alpha Centauri. most optionally, the end of this joke

I don't know why "ooh, I'm wearing a hat" was so funny, but it got me!

11:50 I think Antonio Stella Bottom Tile wrote this...

06:55 Tim: Oh my goodness gracious!

RE: The steering knob- In the US, they are called "suicide knobs."

"I was just robbed by Simon Pegg!"

I love this series so much. Picking a random word and going with it and im genuinely excited to watch when these pop up.

anyone else on Etsy searching for "anatomical heart pendant" while he said "i dont know who would want to wear this"

"Suicide power knob" is my new metal band name.

Can't date the video if social isolation never ends

15:17 is this the first we’ve ever seen, BEYOND THE SOFA?!

The mirror clock broke my illusion of Ashens always wearing a suit and tie whenever he films these videos :(

I used to have skull tire valve caps on my electric scooter in middle school and thought I was a badass

It's your Tony Stark moment, "Proof Stuart Ashens has a heart"

that steering wheel item is actually illegal in several states in the usa

Ashens is simply great, and I find it hard to explain why.

I doubt the spider box would last very long. Someone would probably throw it across the room and smash it against the wall... I know I would lol.

Ashen trying stuff on is always my favourite part. Nothing will ever top the Prince William face mask. I still have nightmares 👍🏽

The anatomically correct heart seems like a great idea. Of course it's very cheap, but were it done by a genuine jeweler, it could really match certain fashion styles.

My doctor said that my potato sack just can’t keep up any more and I only have a few months left

I think the tiresome knob is for people who need hand controls. You'd be suicidal to buy a knob from China though.

my brother got one of those spider boxes in his stocking for christmas. I showed it to my 3 year old niece and she cried. i felt bad :/

6:18 Suicide Power Knob. Think I saw those guys at Manchester Punk Festival ;)

Ashens, @ 6:30 in the video the steering knob is actually called a suicide knob, they mainly are used in offorad vehicles or for tractors.

never put metal dust caps on your car wheels bloody things rust to the tyre valve so can't blow your tyre up

8:39 Noob Saibot

I died when he said "Potato Sack!".

the steering wheel knob is good for people with arthritis. my dad has one and it is a recognized attachment for disabled people as in when a car is being fitted for a disabled driver it is one of the items on the list of modifications that is deemed safe and easy to use plus truck drivers use them for easy steering when backing a trailer into a bay . put it on your wheel and try reversing with it you get greater movement in your arm because of the position of your wrist .

12:06 being very careful to avoid saying "Silver Skull", it seems...

I'm amazed Ashen's gets his items delivered. Know of three different people who've bought off Wish and never received any items. Did get a refund however.

Okay, that mask is actually pretty awesome if you're wanting to wander around during these days looking like Scorpion or something. Just some paint here and there and voila!

Friends fan are on another level so I'm sure they sell lots of those

I remember reading that, in the 60's and 70's, the steering wheel knobs were all the rage since they allowed young men the one handed operation of the steering wheel while, with the free hand, they could hug (or maybe something else) their couples. Since this meant a distraction and most drivers also thought the knobs were tool enough to steer their car (which they are not in case of an emergency swerve or when hitting a pothole) that's why they got the name "Suicide Knob". As soon as you said the word and mentioned that driving could be tiresome, I knew this was the item that you bought. I also have an explanation for the "Fair/Tinkerbell" connection: it is either a misspelling of Fairy or they are using the very old version of the term: "Fair People".

The Tonkerbell figurines are kind of cute

Wary is what I am after the wiggly spider

Ashens became apart of the main Mortal Kombat ninja lineup alongside Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, Smoke, Ermac, Tremor, and Rain

Brodie knobs (the “tiresome” item) are really for vehicles without power steering, like tractors.

For the next one choose 9 words relating to this channel and see what comes, i.e. Tat, Excellence, Norwich, Poundland, Gubbins etc.

The steering wheel knob is used for conversions of cars for people with serious disabilities where, a person doesn't have use of one of his hands for instance.

"Unless, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in your house and kisses you goodnight." Imagery, I did not need.

The back of the sofa is so retro it looks like it has scanlines. Take a look.

ashens i love your videos so much please never stop, ive been watching you since i was like 12, i got you to sign your book at manchester arndale when i was around 14/15! Your videos are so funny and never fail to cheer me up

"Who would want to wear this every day" Me: *slowly covers anatomical heart tattoo*

"I've gotta stop mentioning it, 'cuz it's gonna age this video!" Me: *(looks at the date stamp below the video)* ...Well, _something_ will, anyway.

Hope you're staying safe Ashey!

Suicide Power Knob sounds like a death metal album

The last time I fitted some fancy metallic valve caps to my push-bike wheels, (a pack of 5 from Poundland a few years ago), they got nicked on the first day of use!! waited a week or two then used the other pair, they went walkies too, never bothered again, just went back to normal plastic ones!

That spider box legit scared the hell out of me

When i wear jewellery i always make sure its “fashion jewellery”

You sound like my primary school teacher when we did spellings

"talking about coronavirus might date this video" Let's just *hope* it does 😓

I'd wear that necklace, but my favourite part was the sound effect on the mask reveal. Couldn't have been more perfect.

One for each wheel and one for the spare tyre in the boot ennit.

I love all your vids! Never stop, you’re awesome x

Daaang, i only started watching “The Lucky 9” series a couple of days ago, and there is already another one out! Niiiice!

That alarm clock looks friggin amazing!

12:40 okay i am thinkin about this.. so if you dont have childern around you can just swallow them no problem and wont suffocate right?

1:53 If I gave that to my girlfriend as a gift it would break her potato sack.

I remember looking for some cheap bootleg figurines to buy when I found a post about that one Tinkerbell figure. I'm amazed they're still on the market.

Christ its probably just because I'm a jumpy person, but the stupid spider box did get me