Wish Products That Shouldn't Exist 

I'm a disappointment to my family

“So you squeeze it like that, and stuff comes out” -Connor 2020

As soon as he said “I look like Danny Devito” He looked like Danny Devito.

"Our Lord and savior Nicholas Cage" - Connor 2020

I'd love to have that Nicholas Cage pillow in a super luxurious, straigh-out-of-a-magazine living room flipped to the red side so my guests think it'll flip to like gold or something, but no.

Connor: "I'm British. I don't care about your mess. We have our own mess." Also Conor: I moved to Japan!

"Russian man, North Korean man, And American Hero-" I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

Oh yeah, the holy trinity Jackie Chan, Normal Dude AND hot Cheeto.

*Wish vs. Fiver would be the greatest anime battle ever*

1 second in: *"imma little scared to put this in my mouth not gonna lie"*

Mouth in mouth action

"By love this, I mean she will realize she had one-to-many sons." I CRIEDDD 😂

Connor: _"So I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth"_ "This": *(Is censored)* Connor... Please don't tell me you've been naughty again.

I remember my cousin got me that packet of "nothing" years ago and I burst out laughing xD (She asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said "Nothing", so that gift was actually perfect lmao.)

"i dont wanna say their names, youtube will mark me as political" 2 mins later "VLADIMIR PUTIN!!!!!"

The mask is probably someone’s fetish let’s be honest.

I love how his mustache is straight up the letter “M”

"Breathing is so disgusting" I too, wish I could stop breathing

The reason Connor's face felt rejuvenated was because he took it off and his circulation was able to recover -.-

All I could think of was the gutetama being like “end my suffering” as Connor puts the fake puke back in it

Connor: I'm not going to say any political words. *Literally few minutes later* : This is Russian president Vladimir Putin!

“Teresa! They’re fake teeth! What is there to figure out!?” *visible confusion*

The mailman loves you. You're keeping him in business.

“I just cream-pied Gudetama.” I-

Connor was having WAY too much fun with that gudetama toy

Connor: *puts on Flash mask* also Connor: *starts quoting Ice Age*

4:54 "I feel like this is toxic, whatever that is." "That doesn't feel healthy, touching that." "But its pretty damn sick." Connor is very consistent.

4:54 “ I feel like it’s toxic whatever that is “ Not even a second later.. “ iT d0SeNt fEEl he@aLtHY “ im concerned how does something not *feel* healthy... I think it’s gone to his brain..

“That’s a little concerning...” =Basically the whole video

Ah yes, quality products reviewed by a quality man.

4:51 "Take your spit back" -connor

"oh its... *its a butt thing."* connor wtf-

Hes fallen into the wish hole rip cdawgva you may be missed

0:40 Viewers: lemme see what you have.. Connor: A KNIFE! Viewers: *NO*

"why does it look like my audio stopped recording" _Audio immediately sounds 10 times better_

I feel either of these title would’ve been more appropriate: “I *Wish* These Products Didn’t Exist” Or “I Wish These Wish Products Didn’t Exist”

Lmao the disaclimer. "I'm British, dont shoot me"

5:54 That moment when you realize he does all his videos only with his underpants and tshirt on...

When he said “Wrinkle, Saggy, Neck Chin” I spat all over my screen. Good laughs 13/10

“My face feels 1% less disgusting” I’m gonna go with the fact that you probably couldn’t feel your face after that

Alternate Title: 15 minutes of Connor regretting his life choices Alternate Alternate Title: Connor becomes the coolest kid in school

Connor : *being totally happy from Egg spitting slime that looks like egg*

4:35 he went from grown weeb man to tiny child playing with a caterpillar 😩💙

my friend has one of those pimple things and i was mildly concerned for his mental health

You ain't had to disrespect Jackie Chan like that Conner 😔

0:07 "I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth" Me: "Connor is that a di-

Wish is great. I buy random stuff when I’m drunk, forget about it, and then it takes 3 months to arrive, so it’s like Christmas all year long! My last purchase was a head band with a kitten on it, because why not.

I actually love these types of videos lol Is it just me, or does anyone else immediately start smiling with Connor starts giggling over dumb products?

Connor last time: "I never want to put myself through this again" Also Connor: *puts himself through it again* 😂😂😂

i feel like this channel is summed up in that 1 sentence "why did i buy this"

No one: Literally no one: Not even eren: The wall Titan: 6:28

Mom: what do you want to be for Halloween this year? Me: budget thanos

Connor: says hes mature Also connor: plays around with a gudetama slime toy from china

Aki: "Why am I doing this again?" Connor: "Because I paid you, you love me and you live just down the street"

“Everyone’s favorite hot Cheeto”. WHEEZE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣MY STOMACH AHH

A coworker of mine recently discovered the vomiting yellow plastic... thing. It now sits on my desk. I'm both intrigued and repulsed by it.

When Connor flips the sequins on the Nicolas Cage pillow it kinda looks like he's peeling off his face-

“welcome back to Connor....has a knife” me: oh no please be careful don’t hurt the products

4:40 Grown Man Marvels At The Suction Physics Of A Toy

I can smell the Thanos rubber through the camera, the look of it just looks like the smell of those dollar Tree dinosaur masks 👌

video title: video content: *wish ad before video plays* Connor: am i a joke to you

13:07 connor:”look at this its real blood” auto focus:”no its not”

"Theresa? What do you mean FIGURE THEM OUT?" my blood ran *cold* I thought I was in le trouble so this is how it feels to share names with strangers

Connor, I was having a terrible night. Fighting parents and deep family issues. I didn't want to be part of any of it. I went to my room and cried. I'm not a sad person so I was surprised at myself. I didn't like the feeling of being sad. I wanted to be happy again. So, I opened my laptop and searched for ANYTHING. Anything that could make me happy even for a moment. Then I got an idea. I thought " Why don't I rewatch Connor's Wish products video? Those always make me laugh." So here I am. And boy did it make me laugh. I wondered if my parents could hear me laughing from the living room. Your videos cheered me up and I just forgot about everything bad happening at the moment. I really appreciate you making these videos. Thank you for everything. I am so glad I found a hilarious youtuber like you! From now on, everytime I am feeling down, I will always go straight to your videos. Thank you Connor.

"Let me see what you have you have" "A KNIFE" " *NO* " (oh my god why does he have a knife)

“Everyone’s favorite hot Cheeto”🤣🤣🤣

Why does this thumbnail get recommended to me the moment I finish Gintama?

I feel I may have said this before but whenever Connor uses the deep raspy kinds voice he sounds like the captain from the Tin Tin movie who loved alcohol and became tin tins friend

No one- No one at all- C dawg- *LETS UN BOX A RED BULL*

Me: what do you have? Connor: a knife!!! Me: Noooo!

8:37 give that to oikawa he needs it XD

"We have Jackie Chan " Me: *WHEEZE*

4:26 - 5:00 This is so damn adorable! It just so freaking cute! Him giggling as he plays around with it 🥰

“Gimp mask or beauty thing?” Connors new video. Oh and “Welcome back to Connor, has a knife.” That’s a highlight.

*”I’m a little terrified to put this in my mouth, not gonna lie....”* -CDawgVA 2020

11:14 wow that outfit screams fashion

3:46 Conor: TERESA, WHAT YOU MEAN FIGURE THEM OUT?! I died 😂😂😂

Nobody: CDawg: Ten year old me would've been all over this plastic bag

What does Connor do with everything once the video is over? Does he keep them in a glass cabinet like trophies?

“Do i really have to do this?” I could legit made alot of memes with that

Me sees title: oh shit here we go again

8:20 evan did a pretty amazing job here ! His editing skills are OVER 9000

5:58 Thats What the ppl in bird box saw to commit suicide

Connor: I'm not gonna say any political names Connor five seconds later: *Russian president Vladimir Putin*

3:54 this is both from my nightmares and my greatest dreams. Thanks, Connor.

"oh God breathing is so disgusting" know the feels bruh.

Those Nikolas Cage pants really.. accentuates things 👀

3:23 - I know exactly what you're talking about, and my sisters and I are so happy we never were ''those friends'' - we never owned such horrible cups!

The 6 dislikes are people who expected real content

"so I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth" well isn't that relatable

CDawgVA: I'm a bit scared of putting this in my mouth *EVERYONE*: That's what she said!

Your videos are so funny, I really enjoy watching them XD. They totally make me forget all about my problems for a little while XD

Connor:wearing the thanos mask and glove Me: Connor is now inevitable

"I'm like a little Denny de Vito"

It’s been so long since I’ve watched your videos ... just gotta say... still a gem

These are entertaining to watch what we've all been curious about but to scared to try out. Good content! 😁😂

"Our lord and savior Nicolas Cage." - Connor 2020

Connor: * Takes the pillow case out and it shows an eye * Me: "woaaaaaah thats our BOIIIII NICOLAS CAGE" xD

”And by love this, I mean she’ll realize that she had one too many sons.” Mood

3:20 ... i was that one friend who had those plastic cups. Still in my cabinet now.