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While Donald Trump was hard at work on his his transition plans, Barack Obama flew off to Greece for his final trip abroad as President.
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@SeansPiano
@SeansPiano 7 лет назад
Obama was like, "I'm out, shit's gonna hit the fan!"
@Shabasky1
@Shabasky1 7 лет назад
Sean's Piano can we please undo trump please? please? :/
@beckbat7479
@beckbat7479 7 лет назад
+chEEro hahaha good one. A little humor feels soothing. Thanks : )
@AzurePrower
@AzurePrower 7 лет назад
It's a shame he was greeted with people rioting against him in Greece. Seems Trump is more popular in places that don't have the SJW disease.
@WillRowanable
@WillRowanable 7 лет назад
AzurePrower don't know much about Greek politics in the last few years huh? Might want to do some research on popular left wing parties in Greece since 2008.
@venzoah
@venzoah 7 лет назад
Fans are da shiz hahahah
@slashingkatie7872
@slashingkatie7872 7 лет назад
Quick, young people who voted for Bernie, let's donate our blood to him so he can run 2020.
@kizuuwu7563
@kizuuwu7563 7 лет назад
FUCK YES!
@vedantsharma3486
@vedantsharma3486 7 лет назад
you the real MVP
@G0DofRock
@G0DofRock 7 лет назад
I know there's a Shinigami out there watching this election confused as fuck, I bet when they were counting California's ballots he was like "Im gonna do it, Im gonna save him..my life is worth it."
@diggs5142
@diggs5142 7 лет назад
Versace loudpack fuck off
@Metal772
@Metal772 7 лет назад
Katie Baily If all of his supporters pitch in a kidney he should be able to live forever
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад
Trump not living in the White House is a good thing. We wouldn't want the White House to go into foreclosure.
@abnormallynormal8823
@abnormallynormal8823 7 лет назад
KingOfMadCows Gold House*
@darkmantlestudios
@darkmantlestudios 7 лет назад
BackRoad Kingdom *orange house*
@thefactualsavage9333
@thefactualsavage9333 7 лет назад
KingOfMadCows the White House is too small, his house is way bigger
@danrg26
@danrg26 7 лет назад
KingOfMadCows he said that probably he's cousin will live there
@johnnystek6900
@johnnystek6900 7 лет назад
but the white house is classy, his hotel is tacky
@moslehuddinahmed3276
@moslehuddinahmed3276 7 лет назад
President Obama is the coolest and greatest president ever... Will miss him very much.. 😔😢
@cyphersoc9950
@cyphersoc9950 7 лет назад
...in golf
@SaltyMinorcan
@SaltyMinorcan 7 лет назад
Eisenhower played golf constantly and his wife bought a new hat every week. still managed to do great things...but then he had a decent congress
@ReyhanSamitAlchemist
@ReyhanSamitAlchemist 7 лет назад
What exactly did he do for the people ? Just another salesman, smiling to cameras, reading texts he didn't write, signing papers he didn't write either. How the black community still supports him is beyond stupidity, the race issue is worse than ever in the US since slavery. He stabbed them in the back big time.
@SaltyMinorcan
@SaltyMinorcan 7 лет назад
ReyhanSamitAlchemist race relations r bad cuz tea peas brandished guns at obama rallies, crimes against minorities were video taped and the old white congress didnt make a move off their toilets and outta their mistresses apartments to do their job. plus viral 24/7 mostly breitbart type propaganda to get you too think democrats are doing so-and-so and hate you.
@shep1634
@shep1634 7 лет назад
top 25 maybe, not the best but not the worst
@cameronsipka3352
@cameronsipka3352 7 лет назад
I can't believe trump lost by almost 1,000,000 votes. this sucks
@marsiliov.m.6838
@marsiliov.m.6838 7 лет назад
America, the only 'democracy' where you can get a million less votes and still win comfortably.
@ninja123456781
@ninja123456781 7 лет назад
Cameron Sipka I can't believe Hillary rigged voting machines towards her favor, 4million dead voters for her and 3million illegals voting for her
@aleksandartasic4039
@aleksandartasic4039 7 лет назад
Trump didn't lose tho
@JessCaron
@JessCaron 7 лет назад
Did you hear that on Facebook?
@nschwartz311
@nschwartz311 7 лет назад
Aleksandar Tasic He lost the vote of the people. The electoral college is what won him the election, which sucks because it's a stupid and outdated system that is undemocratic.
@Steve27775
@Steve27775 7 лет назад
For most jobs out there, you need to be qualified and/or have relevant experience and proven competence. But for the most powerful job in the world, you apparently just need a hat with a catchy slogan on it and some unpleasant acquaintances.
@jovannibaeza191
@jovannibaeza191 7 лет назад
Steve27775 actually all you need is to be older than 35, be a natural born citizen, and live the last 14 years in the us :)
@martindeewan686
@martindeewan686 7 лет назад
It happen in every country, check South Africa and the history of presidents in South American countries... many idiots have won elections.
@DrNutterButterz
@DrNutterButterz 7 лет назад
That's eligibility, he's eligible, just not qualified.
@Haannibal777
@Haannibal777 7 лет назад
I keep saying that is the dysfunctional thing about the American system. In UK, for instance, voters can only pick the prime minister selected from within the parties. So there is some sort of screening proccess. People think the crowd is always right is quite misguided. Even the American founding fathers are worried about mob mentality.
@jovannibaeza191
@jovannibaeza191 7 лет назад
Haannibal777 well that was the purpose of the electors. the masses were never supposed to be able to pick the president. they were only supposed to pick people to pick for them
@LividImp
@LividImp 7 лет назад
Dear Secret Service, We all know taking care of Trump is going to be your hardest assignment ever. If something should happen to him, no one would blame you. It's a very difficult job, and we know you tried your best.
@bbob70
@bbob70 7 лет назад
Were you happy with neocon Obama for the past 8 years?
@gabeappleton9904
@gabeappleton9904 7 лет назад
P.S. If something should happen to Trump, it would also be forgivable if something happened to Pence on the same day.
@HQMatt
@HQMatt 7 лет назад
bbob70 Google neocon, because you don't understand that word.
@blackearl7891
@blackearl7891 7 лет назад
Livid Imp dude I think trumps a moron, but his death would lead to mike pence. I DO NOT WANT MIKE PENCE as president, he makes trump look competent.
@MovieGuy808
@MovieGuy808 7 лет назад
blackearl7891 One thing at a time, my friend ...
@michaelparker2449
@michaelparker2449 7 лет назад
A game of chance with President Trump is like a game of Russian roulette with Putin supplying the bullets.
@TedGoranson69
@TedGoranson69 7 лет назад
How many tears does Stephen shed into his pillow every night over the fact that American women won't get a chance to enlist in Hillary's war against Russia?
@luxsupreme76
@luxsupreme76 7 лет назад
Michael Parker There's a political cartoon just waiting to be made.
@michaelparker2449
@michaelparker2449 7 лет назад
TedGoranson69 If you understood how this kind of political smack talk works you'd know there was never going to be a war with Russia. And the only reason they got behind Trump is he's such an easy puppet to manipulate into dropping economic sanctions.
@abnormallynormal8823
@abnormallynormal8823 7 лет назад
Michael Parker Russian rounds right? so they'll misfire 90% of the time
@sigmantvtwitch1474
@sigmantvtwitch1474 7 лет назад
Hi Macedonian teen here, rumor is that Trump plans to pay down some of the debt by selling Alaska to Russia. As long as he has dibs on Palin.
@nataliedenton1299
@nataliedenton1299 7 лет назад
"Don't come back to New York" NO DON'T SAY THAT I ONLY LIVE 2 HOURS FROM DC WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER
@LordBeerusTheCreator
@LordBeerusTheCreator 7 лет назад
Agreed, I live in D.C, we don't want him here.
@nataliedenton1299
@nataliedenton1299 7 лет назад
Darnell Bryant 😂😂😂
@violal1460
@violal1460 7 лет назад
Natalie Long I don't think anyone wants him anywhere in America. How about a long trip to Vietnam?
@malach_te
@malach_te 7 лет назад
Viola L i dont think the vietnamese'd want him either
@astark2476
@astark2476 7 лет назад
Natalie Long two hours from DC is far as fuck from DC tho.
@leonfilms221
@leonfilms221 7 лет назад
Stephen keep up the political talk.... we need your voice you're my favorite now 😀
@BostonRedSoxForever
@BostonRedSoxForever 7 лет назад
Same here.
@penniecollins8558
@penniecollins8558 7 лет назад
Siver Do you mean a drapist? Because they're very decorative!
@parsont.689
@parsont.689 7 лет назад
Enjoy before he is sent to the labor camps.
@kylelinbin
@kylelinbin 7 лет назад
I really wish Bernie Sanders and Ruth Bader Ginsburg can live forever.
@mamamimi1392
@mamamimi1392 7 лет назад
@elpeopuru3003
@elpeopuru3003 7 лет назад
ew
@perpetualpolymath5961
@perpetualpolymath5961 7 лет назад
They will die though.
@thefactualsavage9333
@thefactualsavage9333 7 лет назад
Mo Killem obviously....
@perpetualpolymath5961
@perpetualpolymath5961 7 лет назад
The Factual Savage Then their is no use for the comment.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 7 лет назад
Living in the White House is a reminder that the President is responsible to the nation. When the Trumpster refuses to live in the White House, he says, implies that he is his own agent, beholden to no one.
@lisakn27
@lisakn27 7 лет назад
I would fact check that if I were you..I don't believe anything these left wing nuts say anymore.
@bradsimpson8724
@bradsimpson8724 7 лет назад
I'd be inclined to agree. If it is true, that he doesn't intend to live in the White House, I'd treat that as a sign that he isn't taking things seriously enough. The entire federal government is built around operating out of Washington DC, and the White House is the central hub to the whole affair. As president, it's his job to live and breathe federal government issues, which is far easier to do when it's surrounding you on all sides. If a person isn't prepared to commit to that, then they have no business being president. Of course, I'm looking at it from the perspective of a non-American outsider, so take it worth a grain of salt. But the White House seems to me to be a pretty important place for a president to reside, even if it's largely symbolic. A president who's prepared to ignore that is making a grievous error, and it's not going to do anything to win over the half of the country that wasn't interested in having him take over in the first place.
@OneBalance
@OneBalance 7 лет назад
"....a sign he isn't taking things seriously enough" He spent millions of dollars, fought the entire mainstream media, and he and his families' lives are now on the line. I guarantee you he's not shrugging his shoulders going "meh--not interested". I find it rational in the sense that people who've done enough research know that the United States has for some time been infiltrated by a fifth column that is working toward its own interests, at odds with the American people. He wants to limit his time in the White House because it's not familiar territory, and it may very well be compromised in terms of bugging and surveillance. In any case, he knows he has a lot of enemies at this point. Rational move in my book.
@bradsimpson8724
@bradsimpson8724 7 лет назад
OneBalance Millions were spent, but probably very few of those dollars were actually his own. His life has been on the line for a long time now, and he's been proven over the past 20 years to be a junkie that wants to be the focus of attention. And spending almost a year giving elaborate speeches and interviews and shaking hands is a far different thing than spending four years tackling the issues of one of the largest, most powerful, most complicated nations in the world. Campaigning is attention fluff, something that he seems to like. Running a country would be long, hard, thankless work, and if the way his businesses have been mishandled over the years are any indication, it's not something he's geared toward. Power to you if you back him up in whatever decisions he makes. I don't live there, so he doesn't have to answer to me. If I were an American citizen, I'd have a major problem with this, but since I sit outside the borders, it's more just something amusing for me to watch. And I get four more years of it.
@catfromtrigun
@catfromtrigun 7 лет назад
+One Balance lol what makes you think he'll be safer in a tall building in NYC? how well did those two towers work out? your mental gymnastics used to rationalize Trump not wanting to be part of a tradition that has been done as a sign of integrity, humility, and social obligation, sure is something else. You can tell he didn't want this job in its entirety, and that he's way over his head. you can see the disinterest in how he's conducted himself, from stumbling in the moment he polled well into when he bailed his transition team appointments to go to a steakhouse last night. Even if not, this is Trump's way of trying to back out of the obligations that have made our government the best of the free world. Next, he'll take naps in Trump Tower and let Pence run the show. lazy con artist
@houlepn
@houlepn 7 лет назад
Ben Carson didn't actually run for president. He sleep walked for president.
@apophis7760
@apophis7760 7 лет назад
if you get your news from Facebook you are not an adult.
@brianhicks6637
@brianhicks6637 7 лет назад
Yeah, I think you'd be in the 13-15 year old demographic.
@HellaGust
@HellaGust 7 лет назад
Sadly going by a lot of people I know if you get your news from Facebook you're somewhere around middle aged and up.
@e.t.464
@e.t.464 7 лет назад
Its seems to be specific to adults.
@DevinAK49
@DevinAK49 7 лет назад
Brad Davies apparently half of our voters are not adults. not surprising
@TerrorJesus
@TerrorJesus 7 лет назад
I'm getting all my facts from CNN. Their polls never lie.
@UranusAnalyst
@UranusAnalyst 7 лет назад
No Jon stewart in charge, Stephen is like Joe Biden
@ReyhanSamitAlchemist
@ReyhanSamitAlchemist 7 лет назад
The true Stephen died with the report. Now he's more like a zombie Spiro Agnew.
@GoldDounuts
@GoldDounuts 7 лет назад
Philosoraptor
@GoldDounuts
@GoldDounuts 7 лет назад
Accident lol
@debbiehunt5940
@debbiehunt5940 7 лет назад
Raymond BrockeLee-Snar bieggie2pacBaws Harris Stephen is awesome.
@darkdevil165
@darkdevil165 7 лет назад
Jon Stewart's an executive producer on the late show.
@yepperdeedooda
@yepperdeedooda 7 лет назад
This is just hilarious. Trump is stoooopid LOL
@TheCharleseye
@TheCharleseye 7 лет назад
Ксения Ковалевская It's spelled with a "U," dear.
@TheCharleseye
@TheCharleseye 7 лет назад
Ellis Dee Actually, I quit smoking but I understand your confusion.
@shep1634
@shep1634 7 лет назад
*cringe*
@TheSimplyprince
@TheSimplyprince 7 лет назад
Ксения Ковалевская liking for a beauty
@119mr.president2
@119mr.president2 7 лет назад
Ксения Ковалевская GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP . ✌😙👌
@michaelakinsoji7903
@michaelakinsoji7903 7 лет назад
Stephen Colbert for president, who's with me?
@BigG99
@BigG99 7 лет назад
hell no!
@penniecollins8558
@penniecollins8558 7 лет назад
Siver Do you mean rappist ? Cause they're cool!
@penniecollins8558
@penniecollins8558 7 лет назад
Siver Dumbass are delicious filleted and deep fried. Yum!
@notanundercovercop8851
@notanundercovercop8851 7 лет назад
Normally this would just be a joke. But, it would be a far smaller joke than our current clown.
@liamquraeshi2898
@liamquraeshi2898 7 лет назад
The traffic bit reminded me of that doctor who episode.
@tybofborg
@tybofborg 7 лет назад
Watch for those crab monsters when taking the subway!
@thelitcandle7036
@thelitcandle7036 7 лет назад
TheVeryShyguy omg I remember that one 😂
@nadin3000bieber
@nadin3000bieber 7 лет назад
TheVeryShyguy YES!! I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
@snausages43
@snausages43 7 лет назад
I predicted months ago that Trump would think himself too good to live in the White House.
@CrystalSillwind
@CrystalSillwind 7 лет назад
Bad Hombre oh hey bad hombre!
@jesseram4489
@jesseram4489 7 лет назад
no matter how bad u are hombre you will always be my illegal immigrant, you can stay in my basement and hide from all the nazi white supremacist little trumps, you wont be deported, because i love you
@MrQuahsy
@MrQuahsy 7 лет назад
Bad Hombre bad hombae
@TheBradanAnderson
@TheBradanAnderson 7 лет назад
Stephen Colbert Net Worth: $45 Million. Stephen Colbert's net worth is $45 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth. He reportedly earned a $6 million salary on “The Colbert Report.” His salary for “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” has been kept under wraps, but it was revealed he signed a five-year contract.
@thelastcoolguyonearth4858
@thelastcoolguyonearth4858 7 лет назад
What are you even talking about? When did this come up?
@macedonianforever1559
@macedonianforever1559 7 лет назад
A big hi to AMERICA 🇺🇸 from MACEDONIA 🇲🇰🇲🇰 and to all the Greeks around the world please stop ✋ the hatred and discrimination towards the MACEDONIANS 🇲🇰
@macedonianforever1559
@macedonianforever1559 7 лет назад
I don't think Hillary would have done a better job, the people of the US wanted a change, so they voted for Trump, the US will be better off with Trump have faith
@juiced25brick46
@juiced25brick46 7 лет назад
John Rambo at least we have a brain. Sit back and enjoy the next 8 years.
@juiced25brick46
@juiced25brick46 7 лет назад
Relax and enjoy the show.
@TheRiptideRaptor
@TheRiptideRaptor 7 лет назад
TheArtyFarty lol pathetic much
@shai5651
@shai5651 7 лет назад
Hah, Macedonians, thinking you're still relevant.
@sabzc3898
@sabzc3898 7 лет назад
He has to be in the White House though, like he has no choice right? the whole point of living there is to be ready in a moments notice when shit goes down.
@lizvlx
@lizvlx 7 лет назад
he is president, not like anybody can tell him where to live....
@ArtGirl82
@ArtGirl82 7 лет назад
Also if some genius decides to recreate 9/11 on a weekend during part-time president's tenure, which Manhattan building do you think they're gonna aim right for? :/
@elephantnamedit
@elephantnamedit 7 лет назад
+lizvlx wrong the president is NOT ABOVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! he has to say there just like the other 44 presidents for fucks sake
@gamingchinchilla7323
@gamingchinchilla7323 7 лет назад
Oooh... oooh... I have no words, that's quiet the scenario. :\ And if Trump is not there at the time of the attack, he'll go insane with vengence and start using the nuke codes. D:
@franzsalvatierra
@franzsalvatierra 7 лет назад
So... he has to stay at the whitehouse... unlike the american people? Staying in his city is much more in line with being with the people he presides.
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад
THANK GOD Carson isn't going to be in charge of education! A creationist! I literally wept with relief.
@Anna-zi7sx
@Anna-zi7sx 7 лет назад
prospectus well mike pence as Vice President isn't much better
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад
Impala 67 We need to think about the positives if we are to remain sane these 4 years.
@samgilley3160
@samgilley3160 7 лет назад
Yeah because teaching our kids that something is fact when you don't have proof is totally not cool. Oh wait thats evolution.
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад
Sam Gilley You're in the bubble!
@Anna-zi7sx
@Anna-zi7sx 7 лет назад
Sam Gilley evolution has more proofs than any of this bible bullshit.
@user-tm1ix7xi1n
@user-tm1ix7xi1n 7 лет назад
Our education system will be crippled due to Ben Carson.
@G0DofRock
@G0DofRock 7 лет назад
It's barely walking right now, but you're right, except Carson is gonna be like Kathy Bates and hobble the shit out of it before it recovers.
@pamward1623
@pamward1623 7 лет назад
all of you brain dead " superstars"" need to go live in mexico
@glossygloss472
@glossygloss472 7 лет назад
Didn't he refuse to take the recommendation?
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul 7 лет назад
he refused the job how is it his fault? unless you're saying the opposite and that he could actually help if he took the job.
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 7 лет назад
would have been
@bernaismailovska4524
@bernaismailovska4524 7 лет назад
Who else is Macedonian and finds this hilarious 😭
@caryny1235
@caryny1235 7 лет назад
rock3tcat (ⵙⴰⵔⵓⵅ) Well, I think a few people would disagree ;)
@graffifilms
@graffifilms 7 лет назад
Yes, it goddamn is. Sincerely, a Greek.
@vfran838
@vfran838 7 лет назад
You've been exposed Macedonians.
@mr.cooper816
@mr.cooper816 7 лет назад
everybody even Macedonians teens
@BellaWorldAni
@BellaWorldAni 7 лет назад
WE LOVE YOU STEPHEN COLBERT! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ALL OF US STAY SANE! :)
@SkillUp
@SkillUp 7 лет назад
I love that this is basically becoming the Colbert Report. Finally, the real Stephen is back :)
@lukaeugene5043
@lukaeugene5043 2 года назад
You prolly dont give a shit but does someone know of a method to log back into an instagram account?? I was stupid lost my login password. I appreciate any tricks you can offer me
@princetonelliott9496
@princetonelliott9496 2 года назад
@Luka Eugene Instablaster =)
@nemomonteflores3890
@nemomonteflores3890 7 лет назад
One of my favorite things is when you walk off camera. It is just so delightfully goofy!
@picketfence2028
@picketfence2028 7 лет назад
Oh my gosh, Colbert, I was on my back, laughing, and storming my feet on the floor, after that cows out of the barn joke!
@VitaminMePlease
@VitaminMePlease 7 лет назад
Me watching Stephen Colbert after elections: Aka Therapy
@georgecostanza8461
@georgecostanza8461 7 лет назад
Shut up and stop being a little bitch. Stop it
@Voyhkah
@Voyhkah 7 лет назад
I am calling it: The most damaging Macedonian teenager of all time is no longer Alexander the Great.
@mattbarry9335
@mattbarry9335 7 лет назад
It's you?
@ljupcosljupco6647
@ljupcosljupco6647 7 лет назад
You're right, Joshua. The kids are from the real Macedonia. Not from Greece :)
@ljupcosljupco6647
@ljupcosljupco6647 7 лет назад
You're right, Joshua. The kids are from the real Macedonia. Not from Greece :)
@IRISistibleMakeup
@IRISistibleMakeup 7 лет назад
The place is not called Macedonia any more. That's the thing. Macedonia is NOW Greek. So, what's the point? What if it consisted of other current countries some hundreds of years ago? No, Macedonia is now ONLY Greek. What, are we going to name places the way they were called years ago? Doesn't work like that.
@IRISistibleMakeup
@IRISistibleMakeup 7 лет назад
+tobi Wow that's terribly inacurrate. Greece as we know it was NEVER Turkey. It was occupied by the Turks for a LONG LONG time, but it was never Turkish. Get your stupid facts straight.
@bluesmokegamer272
@bluesmokegamer272 7 лет назад
It's funny, Trump spent the entire campaign saying Hillary should go to prison and he ended up creating his own prison. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@spiritualreality4327
@spiritualreality4327 7 лет назад
So did I, I suppose. sadface
@mattbarry9335
@mattbarry9335 7 лет назад
TRUMP WON, bitch! MWAHAHAHAHA!! your salty tears are sooooo DELICIOUS! YUMMY YUMMY >:D
@TechnologicallyTechnical
@TechnologicallyTechnical 7 лет назад
+*Matt Barry* Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Matt Barry, a 12 year old who hasn't the slightest clue how to take something like the PRESIDENCY seriously and resorts to comments like that. That's the kind of people who voted for Trump. Know that!
@mattbarry9335
@mattbarry9335 7 лет назад
Hydraulic Particle Trump WON, and PROUD of it. Don't you have a riot to contribute and protests to bitch knowing it won't change a damn thing?
@LucasConnerLC1
@LucasConnerLC1 7 лет назад
Look pal. Maybe you should look up the candidates and not just support who your parents vote for. Also not everyone is rioting. Some people are doing other things to try to help save LGBTQ+ rights and even women rights. Also try to type like a real person, not like a cringe 10 year old who is attached to him mother. Thank you.
@janislogins1438
@janislogins1438 7 лет назад
i dont get the world any more
@ArtGirl82
@ArtGirl82 7 лет назад
Well on the bright side, Ben Carson has finally said his first smart thing, so there's some progress happening...
@mattbarry9335
@mattbarry9335 7 лет назад
TRUMP WON, bitch! MWAHAHAHA!!!
@puffdebi
@puffdebi 7 лет назад
Man... that was sensitive Matt.
@deviljinnhouseholdhell4559
@deviljinnhouseholdhell4559 7 лет назад
Matt Barry so that's your only argument man what they said was true trump supporters really are uneducated or have no common sense people can point fingers to who or whatever they want but in my opinion trump won because of bad schooling or parents refusing to tell there children not to follow a racist an I already know what your response is going to be trump won bitch ! Muhahaha
@mattbarry9335
@mattbarry9335 7 лет назад
Deviljinn Householdhell Understand, I had 2 Miller Lights when I typed that.
@harleygerken3628
@harleygerken3628 7 лет назад
Trust our institutions, don't kill each other, and lets hope for the best. Stick together, team.
@nathanlight7617
@nathanlight7617 7 лет назад
Harley Gerken well that's not how others feel which really sucks.
@anantabhat5933
@anantabhat5933 7 лет назад
you play counter strike? *stick together, team*
@angelrodartejr.9948
@angelrodartejr.9948 7 лет назад
I'll be open to it when Trump gets rid of Bannon. Even then I'll be skeptical as hell.
@bobtron2010
@bobtron2010 7 лет назад
Hard to say I've been through many teams and all I can say is it's a bloody nightmare good luck
@StarchaserArya
@StarchaserArya 7 лет назад
see what happens when you have a show like Honey Boo Boo on a daily broadcast?? Now you have Trump as President....
@The1redman2
@The1redman2 7 лет назад
StarchaserArya still better then Clinton.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 7 лет назад
miller time420 better "than" when comparing...
@The1redman2
@The1redman2 7 лет назад
Sarah Miller thank you grammar Nazi, zig hyle
@The1redman2
@The1redman2 7 лет назад
Sheri-Lyn Chamaillard well obviously I spelled it wrong on purpose
@ramonawhitaker4503
@ramonawhitaker4503 7 лет назад
StarchaserArya lol yes. Here Comes President Boo Boo!
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад
Wait, WHAT? Ben Carson, a guy who freaking RAN FOR PRESIDENT, doesn't want to be on Trump's staff because he has no government experience?? To quote Arthur Dent from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', "Would it save a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
@katkhan6049
@katkhan6049 7 лет назад
It's so strange to me that out of a population of 300M+ with 200M+ eligible voters less than 50% (of eligible voters) voted. LESS THAN 50% voted and it came down to the last states with Hillary winning the pop vote by 1M. 1M out of 200M, do better America.
@ambersmith6928
@ambersmith6928 7 лет назад
Mishkath Khan She won the popular vote. Donald Trump won the electoral vote.
@katkhan6049
@katkhan6049 7 лет назад
Amber Smith Yes, I'm well aware. The point was that Hillary could have won if it wasnt for voter apathy, lack of turnout, and misinformation. 1/200 is 0.5%, it should have been higher.
@katkhan6049
@katkhan6049 7 лет назад
Matt Barry dude I'm Canadian, I just feel bad for you minorities and your own disappointment when you realize your candidate/president is a dud.
@vfran838
@vfran838 7 лет назад
He writes in cyrillic - like Putin's clan. Then is joined by a KKK guy. Trump is buddies with the KKK and Putin.
@jfrigz2294
@jfrigz2294 7 лет назад
3 million non-US citizens voted for Hillary.
@SaltyMinorcan
@SaltyMinorcan 7 лет назад
"hook up aryana grande to ruth bader ginsberg" LOL priceless!
@FingersKungfu
@FingersKungfu 7 лет назад
God. It's just 7 weeks away. This is only 7 times longer than the Ring fate.
@MegaBlueT
@MegaBlueT 7 лет назад
Yay. The Ring jokes are back in.
@apatel303
@apatel303 7 лет назад
So if he's in New York the whole time do they just send all the bills that Congress rarely passes from D.C to New York?
@thatoneguy050
@thatoneguy050 7 лет назад
apatel303 No. It'd be pointless. They'd just shoot him down if he didn't go along with what they want.
@apatel303
@apatel303 7 лет назад
I expect Mike Pence and Renice Prebruis to run the government anyways
@thatoneguy050
@thatoneguy050 7 лет назад
apatel303​ You think he's ready for that responsibility? No. He's not. Just saying that he's nowhere near ready to run a government.
@apatel303
@apatel303 7 лет назад
Of course not, Obama spends his late nights reading. Trump spends his late night on twitter
@thefourthwall3891
@thefourthwall3891 7 лет назад
"What the fuck??' - The rest of the world to America right now. :P
@Kidiu
@Kidiu 7 лет назад
Also America talking to its (apparently schizophrenic) self.
@angelfaye101
@angelfaye101 7 лет назад
as someone whose lived in the dc area nearly my entire life. I'm BEGGING trump to stay in New York. I don't need him tainting the white house
@dejanmilchevksi9607
@dejanmilchevksi9607 7 лет назад
anyone else from Macedonia 😆😆😆 (Nekoj drug od Makedonija) ✌✌
@giannisv.5151
@giannisv.5151 5 лет назад
Now north Macedonia 😂
@vassoanzaoui8530
@vassoanzaoui8530 3 года назад
@@giannisv.5151 don't be harsh , cause when reality kicks in and he'll found out about his Bulgarian roots, wouldn't want to be him😏
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 7 лет назад
Steven to Macedonian teens "STOP IT!"
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 7 лет назад
Hold on it's too late.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 7 лет назад
DrBakshandeh Trump has the best words.
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 7 лет назад
He has the best hand gestures too lol
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 7 лет назад
He has the best tiny hands. No hands are as tiny as his. It's fantastic.
@CoachingHigher
@CoachingHigher 7 лет назад
I'll gladly take Stephen being in charge.
@realdeal2165
@realdeal2165 7 лет назад
Trump's gonna hate being a president. No Twitter on the President's phone.
@queerchaos13
@queerchaos13 5 лет назад
Oh, to be young and innocent again...
@UranusAnalyst
@UranusAnalyst 7 лет назад
If Trump Tower is the official White house, Imagine the free ads he got by doing that globally
@nathanellis702
@nathanellis702 7 лет назад
Imagine the free ads he's gonna get in general
@mamamimi1392
@mamamimi1392 7 лет назад
what an amazing conflict of financial interest. this is so immoral and corrupt.
@muhammad-khadarahmed1075
@muhammad-khadarahmed1075 7 лет назад
Ben Carson bit had me dying 😭😭😭
@syedahmedjilanee6041
@syedahmedjilanee6041 7 лет назад
Ben Carson should now be working on to make Trump's brain great again
@MordorUn
@MordorUn 7 лет назад
I bet some people will actually believe "must be willing to relocate" is in the US Constitution ...
@G0DofRock
@G0DofRock 7 лет назад
Wow, actually covered a protest..for like 2 seconds but making progress, Colbert.
@mikehawk5988
@mikehawk5988 7 лет назад
For the next 4 years its going to be all about Trump
@mamamimi1392
@mamamimi1392 7 лет назад
And not the US.
@blau7797
@blau7797 7 лет назад
Mike Hawk *Next 8 years.
@johnhandzlik659
@johnhandzlik659 7 лет назад
Monica Lewinsky 4 years I think he is just 1 turn president
@allesklar8636
@allesklar8636 7 лет назад
Monica Lewinsky in ur dreams
@bbob70
@bbob70 7 лет назад
Colbert went off the rails and now he is unwilling to normalize the show.
@Redrunner812
@Redrunner812 7 лет назад
I want Stephan Colbert to be my college lecturer! That's how lively the class can be!
@ZAKITASHI
@ZAKITASHI 7 лет назад
The Clinton name is not fondly remembered in most of the Balkans.
@johnedwards1968
@johnedwards1968 7 лет назад
BLACK_WOLF Greece is NOT part of the Balkans
@citizenwayne9800
@citizenwayne9800 7 лет назад
It's part of Turkey
@jonathanmyles3822
@jonathanmyles3822 7 лет назад
He was talking about MAcedonia, not Greece. Different Country
@vinetu73
@vinetu73 7 лет назад
Yes it is...
@jonathanlundin1349
@jonathanlundin1349 7 лет назад
what? haha
@jamieslaght
@jamieslaght 7 лет назад
I just love how I always walk away with a South Park smile after every show... :D
@delavega92
@delavega92 7 лет назад
and stephen got his facts from buzzfeed news lol!!!
@ssach7
@ssach7 7 лет назад
Buzzfeed is not always wrong, they just interpret news in a very annoying, well... buzzfeed way.
@samgilley3160
@samgilley3160 7 лет назад
+Sergio S Buzzfeed is wrong 99.9999999% percent of the time.
@ngeffre
@ngeffre 7 лет назад
God bless Stephen Colbert.
@ScarletImp
@ScarletImp 7 лет назад
Is it bad that Obama said, "We're going to do everything we can to help you succeed" to the new president?
@trime-time
@trime-time 7 лет назад
ScarletImp2113 it is bad when Obama can't even make a press statement denouncing the VIOLENT protestors, it's not like we we want him to say "RADICAL ISLAMIST TERRORIST"
@alwinpriven2400
@alwinpriven2400 7 лет назад
Not everything. If he said "smoking is good, climate change is false, evolution is false" would you still say that?
@heavypantsboy9272
@heavypantsboy9272 7 лет назад
Is it bad if I think, that Obama is doing the right thing by supporting a smooth transition, so Trump can start proving himself wrong for everyone to see, without the possibility of making others responsible for his failure?
@rai4119
@rai4119 7 лет назад
ScarletImp2113 Well... It'd be kind of rude for him to just let the country burn. All jokes aside, if they're gonna blame Obama for fucking 9/11, then Trump will find a way to blame him for anything bad that happens while in office.
@coconutsciencegirl9232
@coconutsciencegirl9232 7 лет назад
Yeah. It's bad lol. He's gonna shadow Obama and watch him. Which clearly means he doesn't know anything about being president. He just wanted to win. He didn't know what it meant
@anitahailey753
@anitahailey753 7 лет назад
STAY SAFE EVERYONE
@Shabasky1
@Shabasky1 7 лет назад
Anita Hailey the actual first comment
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 лет назад
Safe from what?
@Irish_1916
@Irish_1916 7 лет назад
UltimateXtreme From themselves
@anitahailey753
@anitahailey753 7 лет назад
UltimateXtreme from the rise in hate crimes in America
@anitahailey753
@anitahailey753 7 лет назад
Irish 1916 that too
@alotofthings22
@alotofthings22 7 лет назад
Stephen's bitterness and cynicism has made his humour truly delicious. His anger feels so genuine, it's amazing to behold.
@conormetz5068
@conormetz5068 7 лет назад
I hear you, Jon, playing part of the interlude of Same Drugs at 8:02
@TahaAlZadjali
@TahaAlZadjali 7 лет назад
Ben Carson!!!! WTF😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vlatko993
@vlatko993 7 лет назад
I'M FROM MACEDONIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 7 лет назад
Good for you .... I guess.
@lonewolf3314
@lonewolf3314 7 лет назад
+vanzem. dk а за кого зборува?
@pigfromhellass4435
@pigfromhellass4435 7 лет назад
vanzem. dk na ocen lekar podhitno da fatis pat!!! znameto civo e?????
@aquaticflames
@aquaticflames 7 лет назад
tobi - Don't be like them ffs. Be the better man and stop the goddamn hate.
@aquaticflames
@aquaticflames 7 лет назад
tobi - Ik but by responding to the trolls you are feeding them. Ne im se predavaj, samo gi hranish so ideata deka sme varvari koi se palat na najmaliot zbor kažan protiv nas.
@cgs8729
@cgs8729 7 лет назад
you never know, trump could be a good president, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
@jackjenkins5101
@jackjenkins5101 7 лет назад
Blue hahahhhhhahahahhhhhaha
@Harry-wt1pi
@Harry-wt1pi 7 лет назад
wait for it folks ..........
@raad8150
@raad8150 7 лет назад
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaha
@coconutsciencegirl9232
@coconutsciencegirl9232 7 лет назад
Bahahahahhahaha well I said he'd never be president and he proved me wrong. I hope when I said he will make a terrible president that I was wrong too...god I'm so glad I'm not American right now though....you guys must be dying of embarrassment...I mean at least the educated people are
@joecairo1
@joecairo1 7 лет назад
"As you were... smoke 'em if you got 'em." ~ President Stephen Colbert
@JD-hi9st
@JD-hi9st 7 лет назад
oh, what a bloody surprise. Becomes president and is about to break the number one requirement.
@metabeard3788
@metabeard3788 7 лет назад
Wait, so you're trying to slam fake news sites while quoting a Buzzfeed article? hahaha
@Sheph100
@Sheph100 7 лет назад
So many Doctor Who references.
@nyemasobia5593
@nyemasobia5593 7 лет назад
Watching Colbert makes me so happy!
@groofaydubreton5884
@groofaydubreton5884 7 лет назад
Ben Carson was sleepwalking, Stephen. You can't possibly blame him for running for president.
@solarisan_
@solarisan_ 7 лет назад
Funniest part is - yes, we are watching :) #Macedonia ;)
@Ledki
@Ledki 7 лет назад
I never used to watch all these late shows every night until Donald Trump became president! Now I grab my popcorn glued to youtube! America has turned into a reality show!
@svartfrasr9755
@svartfrasr9755 7 лет назад
HEY! We in Colorado are damn proud of our new Minion Senator!
@bojankocev
@bojankocev 7 лет назад
GAZIMEEEEEE JAKO!!!!
@warldpeace2019
@warldpeace2019 7 лет назад
Help us O-B-1 Colbert, your our only hope
@BBBJBeable
@BBBJBeable 7 лет назад
That Carson quote nearly killed me. Someone failed as in his job as spokesman BIG league! hahaha
@Synchr0nix
@Synchr0nix 7 лет назад
lol loved the Talking Heads reference
@ZAKITASHI
@ZAKITASHI 7 лет назад
"We just want to see the world burn" - A Macedonian adolescent.
@x5xxSmittyxx5x
@x5xxSmittyxx5x 7 лет назад
I wonder when we are gonna stop talking about Trump..
@ward1476
@ward1476 7 лет назад
8 years max
@sinaireyes6759
@sinaireyes6759 7 лет назад
i hope to God only 4 years.
@thatoneguy050
@thatoneguy050 7 лет назад
Maria Alonso One can hope.
@venzoah
@venzoah 7 лет назад
IDK MAN 4 YEARS MAYBE HAHAH
@vivianacavazos6673
@vivianacavazos6673 7 лет назад
Alexander Smith he will be the main headline for the next 4 years, it makes news, comedy, etc
@marshallhorton1216
@marshallhorton1216 7 лет назад
God I love Colbert Keep it up, you are doing great.
@gkidz4
@gkidz4 7 лет назад
Lol, the New Yorkers living full lives in their cars stuck in traffic was the plot of an apocalyptic Doctor Who episode.
@CorneredCerealIs_WaffleMaker
@CorneredCerealIs_WaffleMaker 7 лет назад
Last time i was this early Obama was still in the white house
@dragonkeeper19600
@dragonkeeper19600 7 лет назад
Thank God Ben Carson knows his limits.
@isaackemp2151
@isaackemp2151 7 лет назад
Bad thing is, he complains about Trump supporters using disreputable sites but then proceeds to site BuzzFeed.
@mic7able
@mic7able 7 лет назад
Isaac Matthew But Trumps political notions are 'bad', Fuck the websites, the spin doctors or the silly Trump quotes.... His ideas are just Bad. You know he's going to be completely self serving surely....
@isaackemp2151
@isaackemp2151 7 лет назад
Mick G. Any less self-serving than Hillary?
@NarikGaming
@NarikGaming 7 лет назад
Hillary is a politician, so her being self serving involves helping the nation. How much power she has depends on the public view of her, so a self-serving Hillary would still do everything she could to help the nation. A self-serving Trump will pass laws that help big companies (like his) and further oppress the working class. He doesn't have to worry about public opinion because he is his own boss.
@mic7able
@mic7able 7 лет назад
Isaac Matthew Well...YEAH! I mean. I have no stake in this. I'm British and I'm neither a Liberal nor a Conservative. From abroad it really looks like somebody put LSD in the water and everyone began hallucinating that Donald Trump was a capable, humane, well meaning candidate. It's like If you have a thoroughbred horse and a cute dog, you wouldn't enter the dog into a derby, regardless of how many tricks it performed. Just take a breath, step back a little and well.... You know.... You just elected TRUMP! Mass hypnosis seems the only explanation. Hillary aside, America just elected a Vain, useless, idiotic, shallow, base, unintelligent, stupid looking fool. You must know, on some level, that what I Just described has actually happened....? No? Even if Hillary were the Devil. Beelzebub himself, You....just....elected....Donald....Trump......
@Tomoppify
@Tomoppify 7 лет назад
nobody cares about the name calling. The issue is, you have one candidate who might be racist, or sexist. But the other candidate breaks the law, commits TREASON and excepts money from foreign countries that kill gays.. Nobody wants trump. they just didn't have a choice. They rigged the DNC primary and that's all, they booted out Bernie. what do you expect??
@JM-ed7vo
@JM-ed7vo 4 года назад
Trump was like yeah I am not paying attention to you..we miss u obama
@cartooncritic4107
@cartooncritic4107 7 лет назад
he can't not live in the white house
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson 7 лет назад
Legally he's not obligated to reside in the White House residence, but it's more than slightly unnerving that the president-elect would choose to be in an *entirely* different city than his office... the majority of the white house. It just sends the message that he views being president as a part-time job... or at least a "9 to 5," instead of being the head of the country.
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson 7 лет назад
Robert F You just made me picture a gold-plated Washington monument with "Trump" written on the front. I hate you so much.
@cesarmadero05
@cesarmadero05 7 лет назад
Adam Winkelmann Chill out, dawg. Maybe Trump stayed in New York as things suggested. By far Trump hasn't did anything to change the White House nor Washington, only the staff.
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson 7 лет назад
César Madero I was joking about the washington monument. The being unnerved that our president-elect wants to split his time between NY and DC... that I was serious about.
@BurgundyandBlue1111
@BurgundyandBlue1111 7 лет назад
+Robert F 55,000 square feet is awfully huge for a house, and there will be so many people there. He may really be safer at home. I understand what you are saying completely.
@David-sp9vd
@David-sp9vd 7 лет назад
If I have to ever read another "first" or "the last time this early" comment. . . I may just have to start punching people in the face. Stop it guys, its getting really old.
@alexanderreusens7633
@alexanderreusens7633 7 лет назад
Go ahead, you have my blessing
@David-sp9vd
@David-sp9vd 7 лет назад
You get a drop kick and a throat stomping for being so unoriginal. +Skoja3 Gain
@user-gm4kv2my4u
@user-gm4kv2my4u 7 лет назад
You complain of internet cliches while resorting to the cliche of threatening physical violence against people you'll likely never even meet in person?
@cremecrimson9035
@cremecrimson9035 7 лет назад
6ixth.
@David-sp9vd
@David-sp9vd 7 лет назад
***** I am obviously just fucking around. But still, even more annoying.
@Drillz007
@Drillz007 7 лет назад
1:20 is something my parents would tell me if i was doing bad in school
@Pannemat
@Pannemat 7 лет назад
Talking Heads reference is beyond golden.
@BetterLifeAhead35
@BetterLifeAhead35 7 лет назад
I say good for the teens! They're making money creatively and it's only successful because of our stupidity as a nation. It's not their fault that we don't fact check, check sources, or get news that isn't in meme form.
@bigdog4574
@bigdog4574 7 лет назад
NY has suffered enough, Don't ever come back here Trump! We had enough towers knocked down, don't need to make another one a target.
@dtonic1629
@dtonic1629 7 лет назад
Stephen passion for his country and not wanting it go into jeopardy is really interesting to watch. He really don't like Trump at all. I love this guy. He's bringing a serious topic into comedy.
@mybluejay
@mybluejay 7 лет назад
Well said, Stephen. I love you!
@mihajlodimovski6821
@mihajlodimovski6821 7 лет назад
Heyy Macedonians! Knock it off! lol
@stefanaleksovski1334
@stefanaleksovski1334 7 лет назад
I m Macedonian Teenager and we make 10 000$ per month for Post about Hillary and Trump ... Because US citizens clicks we make profit and who doesn't want easy and fast money !?
@CrazyAGamers
@CrazyAGamers 7 лет назад
he/they didn't help elect anyone.
@pigfromhellass4435
@pigfromhellass4435 7 лет назад
CrazyAGamers yes we did help in some way ellections of course! long live trump!
@MRxBlackxRave
@MRxBlackxRave 7 лет назад
I mean if you live in a country where your parents likely make a combined total of 500 euro a month if lucky (really, really lucky) and teens can't really get a proper job because of general nonacceptance and the fact that it's more or less illegal to work at all before you're 18 where you struggle to afford your college tuition cause you can't save up in time, a quick cash cow seems VERY tempting. I do agree that ideally finding better ways to do things should be good critique, but what I also agree with is that if american adults get their news from facebook without fact checking or even looking at the sources, well... There is definitely a more systemic issue at hand :P
@queenAaliyah3000
@queenAaliyah3000 7 лет назад
I really wanted Colbert2016, so now you're just playing with my emotions.
@compact6264
@compact6264 7 лет назад
Lol mr Colbert is so funny now when mr Trump is commander-in-chief,my stomach hurts me from laugh^^ Greetings from serbia folks.
@siddgeir1312
@siddgeir1312 7 лет назад
You need to give Donald credit, he sure knows how to rub in being rich to poor people.
@AwesomeG08
@AwesomeG08 7 лет назад
Macedonian teens rulez ;)
@zdiggidy6565
@zdiggidy6565 7 лет назад
Love you Stephen! Glad to see this!
@Matt620
@Matt620 7 лет назад
When Colbert discusses the bad things that might happen to New Yorkers, I say "LET IT HAPPEN!"
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