WITHOUT ME | Medieval Bardcore Version | Eminem vs Beedle the Bardcore 

Guesseth who's back, backeth again. Beedle's back.

Medieval doctor: *gives no anaesthesia during an operation* Peasant: *screams in pain and rocks the table while he's operating*

two royal court girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Latin Empire: *exists* Byzantium: *Guess who's back*

I have no idea about how I found this, but thanks to internet for showing me this.

So when’s Eminem writing his diss track on William the conqueror and Robin Hood

Imagine your a medieval king and your court Bard just busts this out, I can't imagine the hype that would have filled the room

When you see a Third Crusade coming for the Holy Land

Guesseth whoms back, back again, sir Shady tis back, tell a friend. Guess whoms back Guess whoms back Guess whoms back Guess whoms back Guess whoms back I hath summoned a demon, for no men wish to see sir Marshall anymore, thou wishes for sir shady, I'm chopped liver. Well, if sir shady be what thou wishes tis what I shall give thee, a wee bit of me indulged in some rum, some rum that shall reanimate me faster than thou on a Sunday morn, the sunday morn at the church by the pastor whence Im not donating, whence I'm upsetting the sermon whilst he's lord rebating. Thou hath waited this long, so cease debating for I am back on thou's stage tail waving, I know thou hath a quest lady Cheney, however thou's mans heart difficulties complicated. So thy FCC shan't let me be, or let me be me, so lest I see, they tried to burn me down at the stake with sir leslie, however it shall feel empty in absence of me, so cometh and dip, get some upon thou's lips, but forget that and get some upon thy's teats and be ready for this shit tis about to get heavy, for I hath settled all of my lawsuits, fucketh thou Sir Devin! Now this looks to be a quest for me so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel empty in absence of me. Little children, thou's kids feel rebellious, embarrassed thou still listens to sir Elvis, they feel like prisoners, tortured, until someone trots along on a quest and bellows "bich", a sorcerer, sorcery is frightening, polluting the oxygen, a rebel, note and retract for the Scots are rebelling in the war of revolution, such a disaster, such a catastrophe that thou can see so much of the rebellion thou asks of me? Well, I have returned, La La La La La La La, fix thy intenerenenerene... sinking under thou's skin like a wee splinter, back in the winter whence I am interesting, the best thing since jousting, and resting in thou's beds and nesting. Testing, might I get thou's attention please for my 10 shillings, my 2 shillings are free, and whoms shillings, whom sent, thou sent for me? Now this looks to be a quest for me so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel empty in absence of me. A tiskit a taskit, I shall go tit for tat with whomever is bellowing this shit and that shit, sir Chris Kirkpatrick, thou can get thous rump kicked worse than those wee limp bizkit bastards, and sir Moby thou can get stomped by sir Obie, thou is a 36 year olde bald headed man, thou can blow me, let it go, tis over, nobody listens to techno, and let us go, just give me a signal and I shall be there with a whole list filled with new insults, I hath been dope, suspenseful with a quill ever since sir Prince turned himself into a symbol, However sometimes this shit just seems as though everybody only wishes to discuss me, so this must mean I am disgusting, however tis but me, I am just obscene, although I am not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since sir Presley to do black music so selfishly and use it to make myself a noble, yes, tis a concept which works, 20 million other white knights emerge, however no matter how many fish tis in the sea, t'would be so empty in absence of me... Now this looks to be a quest for me, so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel so empty in absence of me.

Sir Slim of the house of Shades approves this work.

This looks like a job for me For we need more land for the Holy See Guess Who's Back Back Again Crusade's Back Arm your men

I have never encountered this genre before. Thank you for blowing my mind. This is perfect music to design to. It's a tune that my mind has already memorized since childhood, hence allowing me to allocate more of my attention towards creativity rather than processing an unfamiliar song. Love that there are no vocals. I cannot design or think very well when there are voices audible, my brain involuntarily listens to them and bottlenecks my ability to have an internal dialogue with myself, which is how I think when I design. Gonna listen to all your stuff, and make a playlist to listen to while I think!

Sounds like the music used in a scene from a Sherlock Holmes movie where Holmes is tailing someone whilst very high and needs to avoid being seen but keep getting distracted by his hallucinations.

STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl....

I wish Eminem would rap on this beat.

Can't decide if this is the tune of an epic Scandinavian Hobbit adventure or a demented clown gorehouse of horror.

Sir Slim-shady is backeth!

Jesus: Now this looks like a job for me So Christians just follow me 'Cause we need a little prophesy 'Cause it feels so empty without me

It's already hard enough to transpose rap songs, but to adapt it to a music genre is amazing. There's few things greater in this world than people with amazing talent and dedication using their gifts and hard work for memes.

Why do I suddenly want to play Age of Empires II?

This cover art is underrated. That neck is majestic!

'The Lord hath createth a beast, as no person wanteth to see Sir Marshall no longer, they wanteth Jester Slender Shadith'

Two concubines go ‘round the courtyard Round the courtyard Round the courtyard Round the courtyard

The lack of subscribers doth striketh me as blasphemy!

Whest thou hand thy homie the auxiliary cable

I have a feeling that this would be an actual hit back in these days

Time traveler returning to the medieval ages for the 2nd time: "Guess who's back"

I've did create a monst'r, 'cause nobody wanteth to seeth marshall nay m're those gents wanteth shady, i'm chopp'd liv'r well if 't be true thee wanteth shady, then this is what i'll giveth ya a dram did bite of we'd did mix with some hard liqu'r some vodka yond shall jumpeth starteth mine own heart quick'r then a did shoot at which hour i receiveth did shock at the hospital by the doct'r at which hour i'm not coop'rating at which hour i'm rocking the table while that gent's op'rating

Now this looketh like heresey, so Christian peoples follow me...

*"He is here, I sense it..."*

When the crass bard retunrs to shout obscenities before the town, ensuring that even the church is able to hear his foul words.

Methinks you should be awarded with the Royal Order of the Grammy for your marvellous work Beedle.

Plague doctor : *you waited this long, now stop debating*

King Henry the second: We shall take back Jerusalem Caliph Salahuddin: You shall’nt

This would be an amazing soundtrack for Age of Empires

I've bestowed life upon a demon, for reason na'er one dares to perceive the house of Marshall no more

these are the most wholesome comments in youtube history

Eminems been quiet since this dropped

THIS GUY IS A GENIUS HAHAHAHA

Thou start feeling like prisoners, helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells: "WITCH!"

Me not thy first king of heresy, me thou thy worst thing since King Henry...

Why do I feel like Jaskier/Dandelion would be behind this.....

*Templars march to Jursalime for 4th time* : Guesseth who is back.

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN WILLIAM'S BACK CONQUERING MEN

I don't know why, but this has something kinda menacing to it. I dig it

Never thought my favorite song could be improved, but clearly I was wrong! This is amazing.

This has opened a whole new world of joy for me. Thank you to the clever people/person who takes the time out to entertain in such a unique and wonderful way. My favourite so far is 'Candy shop'.

I JUST CAN'T STOP LISTENING

I get Christmas and medieval vibes from this and it's amazing!

This is how you know a song is a jam. If you could be jamming to it in a medieval festival just the same as the modern day, it is.

MATE! Get a whole band, put them in medieval costumes, go to a place looking like a medieval inn and record a clip! :D

this is the greatest thing in existence

Charlemagne jammin with this after crowned as first king of holy roman empire

YOOOOOOO LOVE THAT THIS CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY ❤ If you told me I'd be hearing it again 18 years after its release, on an online video platform, in Bardcore format, I would've never guessed

You didn't skip "Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..." Very nice! Great little touch there.

this will be way later in someones recomandations.

"Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your great (x40) grandkids are going to love it"

Looks like ancient Egypt melodies

This is gold! Give the original a nice kick. Bardcore is my new favorite thing. Thank rapgod for the internet!

Now this looks like a crusade for me.

I feel like i am travelling back in time with this music.

-Crusade starts- "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just wait for me, this world needs a little crusadee cause it feel so empty without me"

just a guy standing in a gondola yelling at the passers-by with an ancient megaphone

Playing assassin's creed whilst this is blasting out is definitely a winner!

When the Court Jester enters the room.

Imperial Guardsman: exists Adoring Fan: It's free real estate

...feel like this would be the theme of The Chosen Undead after they lose their mind from the 9000th revive from the same dang skeleton pegging them betwixt the eyes

Dude wtf, you deserve way more subs this is some good shit.

When youre in an unfamiliar bustling city

Man you're a genius got a new subscriber with this track. Need more of these

When Jesus returns for round 2.

Age of Empires hidden track 😅

My god this beat sounds so good

Imagine that in a TV show like Game of Thrones... xD That would be hilarious... And so perfectly fitted.

The __ Crusade be like

Forsooth, it cometh not as a surprise Sir Slender-Shadowy becometh a Rap Deity.

Now this looketh like a job for me So ev'rybody followeth me We need a little blasphemy It feeleth so empty without me Guesseth who is back, back again Shady is back, telleth a friend

My god what you're doing is just Amazing ! Big shout out for the originality and the talent💯 I loved listening you music keep it up🙂✌️

"YOLO, SWAG" - sir scout the IV

Al Qaeda 1990's: Exists ISIS 2013: Guess Who's Back!

When Jaques de Molay is parting with his homies

upon thy tune entering thy ears, I hasn't been able to contain thy laughter

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

If only Juice WRLD was still alive so he could freestyle on these beats

This slaps way too hard.

Aethelstan, real name, no gimmicks!

the first seconds are like symphony in H's intro

In the absence of my presence, by Rap Squire, Lord Mathers.

Ballad of the M&M the archer who kicketh lords asses

So the king and queen wont let me be, or let me be me, so let me see, they tried to shut me down on punch and judy but it feels so empty without me.

Oh man i swear if this was legit something from the past, castles would have been lit! These performers would have been castle hopping

There sat a man in medieval times. He went to the local tavern every night to either double or lose all of his days money. Some nights he would win big and buy a feast. Other nights the man went starving. No matter the outcome every night he would return saying "Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back?"

I like to think this was playing when Martin Luther hammered his 99 thesis on the door.

Lord Slim from House Shady hath returned. Consult some lads!

This fits right in with amazon sauron

British Empire rolling into a new land like:

Feels like flying to the witches sabbath on my sundaybroom..

Saladin: We finally take Jerusalén we will be at peace Crusaders: guess who’s back

Pure gold

Imagine crusaders turning back from holy land and dancing with this music.