Woman Preferences l This Past Weekend Highlight 

"i don't want somebody who every other day it feels like Halloween around the house cause they dark art'n" DEEEADDDD lololol

She was an adult. OBVIOUSLY. 😂 man I’m trying not to wake my family up

Theo's brain lives in the 4th dimension.

"I like if a woman likes to play board games in the evening, or the afternoon." so damn wholesome. Onward.

What kind of personality do you like in a girl? ...I like pigtails, I knew this girl who had just one pigtail. I like em with regular heads. I knew this girl with a little head.

I wouldn’t mind a regular headed woman! The simplicity 😁

“Hardest workin man I know is my mother.” Damn straight 🙌

I don’t like a girl that you have to take out of the trunk. I dated a girl with a tiny head. Best comic

"She got that little cabbage ball" IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

"I'm ok saying silly things but I'm afraid to look silly". That broke my heart after watching his most embarrassing story video

I only discovered Theo about two weeks ago and I am loving his personality and humor.

"And she was an adult! Obviously." Good lord Theo.

My mother is the hardest working man I know. 😹😹😹😹😹

“That...uh....that shru....That mediocre Sphere.” “I was afraid someone with a tee ball bat was about to roll up...” Dude, I freaking lost it. Hysterical. Preach cuz.

“Do I like em docile? I mean I don’t like em under the influence of quaaludes or anything like that” LOL

“ I’m afraid to look silly physically “ * grows out a mullet *

Bar-rhett

Lookin like half a Wendy's logo, haha, almost sprayed out when I heard that

"how many ideas" 😂😂😂 I'm logging off for a couple days to recover

Seriously?? I am watching this at work and trying to not bust out laughing. The tiny head chick.. omg STOP IT THEO!!

Man, I super relate to him about the whole mother thing. My mom was also the hardest working most persevering person I’ve ever known, let alone being a single mom of 5 children. Her love is boundless, and she always made me happy and got us everything we needed or wanted, Christmas and birthdays were miraculous, my life was amazing. As an adult I appreciate it so much, more than I ever could as a child. And she’s still the happiest woman, been married to my new dad for 17 years, had two more children, owns her own business now, and she inspires me. That’s what I need in a woman. A boss. Not this shit you see on the internet, these women whining and crying about every little thing saying men ain’t shit, but a woman who can bring her swords and guns to the fight always, and will never give up, who’s heart is full of love and optimism. That’s a woman. That’s a beautiful wonderful human. I love you momma, you’re my everything.

“Lookin like half a Wendy’s logo” lmfao I’m dyingggggg

Expansive, introspective, reflective and always humble…ntm his mastery of the ironic, absurd, sad and hilarity!! Theo always lifts my spirits 💜

That small headed girl analogy was hilarious!!!

"I wouldn't mind more of a regular headed woman"...dam Theo

I can ALWAYS count on a good deep laugh listening to Theo 🤣🤣🤣

Andrea from AZ in here trying to get that hitter boy!! Theo might be the funniest solo cast along w/ Burr, Even if he misinterprets the term "docile" which I learned from a fine gentleman who helped me train my dog. Jkjk. Love to all who listen&for call in to TPW! I'm falling into these dark arts BOY!!

You have no idea how much of a bigger crush I have on you after watching this 😂😂😂 you're amazing Theo!

When she said "docile and quiet" she meant a shy feminine girl and not a loud bossy Tom boy. She didn't mean drugged up lmao. I love this guy

I’ve had a couple of really shity days this week but when I watch this guy he never fails to make me smile & laugh. Good on ya Theo

quick pause .. i lived in Louisiana from the age of 8 to 13 .. i have NOT heard someone say BARR.ettes like that in such a long time! thank you Theo!!!!!! :)

"regular headed woman"

Man Theo. You kill it. Period. GANG GANG

“Worries someone’s gonna roll up and knock a double.” 😂😂😂

Hahahaha I love that he thinks an atheist would be involved in dark arts.

Theo, I hope you find someone as special as you. I loved this!

Lol Theo’s response is hilarious

Dated a Theo Von type in high school, remained friends for years! Loved him dearly but worried the wrong woman was going to break his sweet soul ❤️

Damn near everything this man said for 9 minutes straight was side splittingly hilarious

im bursting out laughing a 3am

All that beautiful talk and then ending with hunting your own clavicle for some chocolate hits. Damn, I love Theo Von. So real and so down to earth and so fucking funny! ❤️❤️❤️

“Like a diving board that was taking the afternoon off, you know, gangin out”

Theo, you are killin' it! Oh man!

I'm in tears. This is fantastic.

You had me on an extended laugh to where i couldn't eat my oatmeal... had my oatmeal gettin' cold.

bruh i died at "someone with a t-ball bat"

Mad in love with khelila lmao

DUDE, THEO VON, this is some of the funniest shit that I've ever heard in my entire life... Dude, you are a maniac! Fuxing hilarious. Big Up

Very informative. Notes taken

Killing it bro. I hope you use this platform to search for new material for your sets. When is the next time you are coming to northern California? Would love to see you perform bro.

Omg he’s making my cheeks hurt from smiling so much 😂

Just keep glass'n

I'm secretly crushing on you ❤️ your great and I appreciate the laughs and authentic nature you bring to everything. Hope to see you in person some day!

Theo a broken vending machine out here spitting all these bars.

Theo is the absolute euphemism KING, he says the most HILARIOUS shit

Theo you are simply a top notch man 👌🏽

You always make me cry laughing...when are you coming back to Denver bruh?

Best part watching his coke habits and or mannerisms manifest with random questions from callers. I appreciate this guy..

this is the first time I re listened on your review episode but I cried bro lol to funny searched your name much love

Dude this was so funny. Diving board taking the afternoon off. You coming to Indianapolis any time soon???

"Dip your shoulders in chocolate and lick it off...with that nervous tongue" good lord theo 💀

im in love with this man

Theo's wisdom is deep indeed.

Just like a divin' board that was takin' the afternoon off... LMAO

Barr-ette, lmao. funny as hell brutha

Oh my lawd! That little hitter on her neck?! I am dying! Don't be afraid to look silly EVER! If anything, it'll make somebody smile.

Omg Theo you speak to my soul!

I was pissing my pants at this part when I watched the full podcast earlier 😂😂

Diving board. Hanging out. Theo likes me...thanks lol

This might be one of the most honestly funny things I have ever heard.

why is this the most relatable youtube vid to this day 🤣🙏🏼❤️

Sometimes I swear he just talks out his ass 😂 but he is so damn funny

when he compared her head to a cabbage I lost it

“She was an adult. Obviously!!!” Haha let’s go!!!!!

God Bless Theo 😂

I've always felt that I have a different thought process than others and I feel like Theo and I share that same thought process. Some people find it awkward, others find it entertaining, and very few fully understand us. I love it.

Theo is a stone cold cutie. I'd buy him a ham sandwich and a coffee.

“I got a tiny head”- Tommy Boy All I could think about during the tiny head girl story. 🤣

Theo got the ladies a thirsty in the comments. Well done

Theo your unfiltered borderline AuDHD personality is taking me out😂😂😂 this is just too funny which the tangents inbetween

Being a stay at home mother is a hard job. And makes a child feel loved enough to be a secure adult.

LOL "I dated a small headed woman" Epic

The hardest working man I know is my mother 😂

He said he was scared some dude was gonna come up and try and ring a double!!

Theo is so hot

what the hell im dying ''BAR-ette''

You're my man Theo!🤗

You the Man Theo Von 😂🫡

“Little mediocre sphere” 😂 😂

"The hardest working man I know is my mother"

This is wild 😂😂😂

Sitting here watching your electrocution story and laughing my ass off. "Riding that electricity." 😂 My boyfriend and I "bring you with us" when we blow those Winston's out back. 😂 We're both dark artists (well recovering now!) We wanna hit that hotline one of these days. Love, your biggest fan girl

Lol the girl calling😂😂😂

Theo you need a show like Attell's Insomniac.....you would be so great in that format....perfect for your kind of funny.

“And She was an adult, obviously “😂

"The hardest working man is my mother". Hahaha

...OBVIOUSLY....cracked me up

Can't have those small headed melons on an adult! Cabbage ball boy!! Theo for mayor!

That Cabbage Ball Head LMAO

I fucking love this dude.