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Classic Woody Allen Stand Up On English Television From 1965

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@davidlabarca4268
@davidlabarca4268 3 года назад
The brilliance of Woody is that he kept rewriting the story and kept making it greater and greater.
@williamwilks9621
@williamwilks9621 Месяц назад
I guess you support sick pedos too? The fact that you're giving this pig any type of recognition goes to show what kind of mntlly ill lib you are 😂
@DragonwithaGirlTattoo
@DragonwithaGirlTattoo 8 лет назад
Richard ayoade brought me here
@rmmr8513
@rmmr8513 8 лет назад
Hahahaaha. Yeah, I saw his interview also. But I had already seen this routine, I just came back for a second look. :-)
@TheSuave101
@TheSuave101 4 года назад
Yep late to the party 2020
@justinpowers9766
@justinpowers9766 4 года назад
big same
@grepthis2000
@grepthis2000 5 лет назад
It's a perfect bit. He builds one laugh on top of another. His timing and delivery is exemplary.
@whitb62
@whitb62 2 года назад
Shut up
@DEZ0291
@DEZ0291 2 года назад
It’s a trash bit wtf
@hankhill3417
@hankhill3417 Год назад
@@DEZ0291 it’s terrible
@62791000
@62791000 5 лет назад
This is perhaps the best crafted joke ever
@pedrolako9
@pedrolako9 4 месяца назад
Definitely
@19kitkatkate
@19kitkatkate 11 месяцев назад
I have seen this several times and it never fails to make me laugh. Woody Allen’s facial expressions and body language are great and so amusing; his pace is also on point!
@williamwilks9621
@williamwilks9621 Месяц назад
I guess you like pedophilic mntlly ill humans as well?
@cut--
@cut-- 3 года назад
ONE of the BEST stand UPs ever. been watching this on and off you 40 YEARS ! and still belly laughing!
@dhenderson116
@dhenderson116 13 лет назад
This is my all-time favorite. He's a comic genius.
@amore4pace
@amore4pace 15 лет назад
this man is one of the world's few great geniuses. His movies are both the funniest and saddest I've ever seen, and that's a rare quality in a filmmaker. ARTIST!
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 3 года назад
His movies are boring and he isn't very good at raw human emotions.
@Rob_Kates
@Rob_Kates 2 года назад
It's amazing since he has put out a film per year for 50+ Years. Who else has done that?
@michaellunburg8567
@michaellunburg8567 10 лет назад
40 years later, this is still funny and brilliant.
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 3 года назад
Meh...
@KC-fb8ql
@KC-fb8ql Год назад
“Brilliant”? Ok.
@madgepins1967
@madgepins1967 10 месяцев назад
Pearls before swine
@SteauaBucuresti
@SteauaBucuresti 12 лет назад
Pure pure pure comedy. True masterpiece in is essence of form.
@Doodlebugdude
@Doodlebugdude 15 лет назад
I remember listening to this on a tape on my walkman on the way to work. I cried with laughter as the other passengers on the tube moved away from me.
@davidlabarca4268
@davidlabarca4268 3 года назад
I used to read Woody's stories on the subway and stopped because of a similar reason.
@berenicem8750
@berenicem8750 2 года назад
I used to have this on tape, too... crying laughing 😉
@Doodlebugdude
@Doodlebugdude 2 года назад
@@davidlabarca4268 reading Viz in public was also not a good idea.
@DEZ0291
@DEZ0291 2 года назад
You cried with laughter? Holy shit
@KC-fb8ql
@KC-fb8ql Год назад
@eduardo. wth is wrong with them?
@elduuude
@elduuude 2 года назад
Genius. The bit itself is brilliant. And the timing and delivery is as well. From time to time I have to listen to this. And even though I know it well, it still makes me laugh every time :-)
@zibnog
@zibnog 13 лет назад
He is one of the all time giants of comedy. I would compare him to Jack Benny or Groucho Marx. Thank God that recordings of these guys exist today!
@siltysand
@siltysand 5 лет назад
His standup was brilliant
@abstractnonsense3253
@abstractnonsense3253 4 года назад
This bit is funny and brilliant. So many angles in a single story.
@archibaldweatherby9723
@archibaldweatherby9723 11 лет назад
Who are these idiot trolls on here talking like this isn't good? This is brilliant! God forbid a comedian tell a joke that isn't a one-liner or full of cussing (don't get me wrong, I love George Carlin and Kat Williams, too), this is sophisticated comedy. I guess the short-attention span that's developed over the decades in our nation misses the comedic irony of the tale. Woody Allen always has been a genious. And he is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, even if the fools don't see it.
@Cheeseaddicteddaleks
@Cheeseaddicteddaleks 15 лет назад
Ah, the iconic Moose sketch. Everytime I perform this to my friends, they burst out laughing!
@4minutewarning
@4minutewarning 14 лет назад
some people have commented on woody's movements being strange or wishing he'd be still. woody is massively influenced by groucho marx. his movement shows this and is all part of the act. he's a genius with superb comic timing.
@Dracopol
@Dracopol 6 лет назад
He embellished it later: "There's a law in New York State against tying Jewish people to your fender, Tuesdays, Thursdays and ESPECIALLY Saturdays!"
@betacall9634
@betacall9634 6 лет назад
Dracopol lol you got the punchline completely wrong. It’s “there’s a law in New York State against driving with two Jewish people on your fender, Tuesday’s, Thursday’s and ESPECIALLY Saturday.” It’s genius because Religious Jews are not allowed to drive on Saturday. That’s why you see the Orthodox walking on Saturday. You’re probably gentile (not Jewish) so no worries for not truly getting the genius behind the punchline. But there would be no law (Jewish Law or other against tying someone to a fender. But it would be morally wrong lol:)))
@garydryfoos7275
@garydryfoos7275 6 лет назад
That's really the high point of the story. Was he afraid that the English wouldn't know enough Jews to get the "Saturday"?
@betacall9634
@betacall9634 6 лет назад
Exactly Gary. I’m too tired to watch this video now but if my memory is correct at the end of the bit he changes it from the original “and the joke is on them, cuz it’s restricted” to “and the joke is on them, cuz they don’t allow Jews”. Because this was England, Woody was afraid they wouldn’t get what “restricted” meant in reference to being a member of the NY Athletic Club. So he literally had to spell it out to the audience that they don’t allow Jews, and not just say it was “restricted”. But most everyone in the 1960’s in America knew what restricted meant as it related to Jews not being allowed to join certain country clubs. That’s why the Catskills was created. A place for Jews to play golf, dine, and use the country club pool like the rich Wasps of that era. Update: just watched video. He even changed that line from NY Athletic Club to NY Golf Course since he didn’t need to reference it as a private club anymore since he didn’t use the word restricted and simply said they don’t allow Jews. p.s. if you just RU-vid the moose woody Allen and listen to the original (audio only) version of this bit it’s so much funnier. He even says the moose mingled (at the party). Did very well. Scored. He says it differently here after going to the buffet table. It’s way scaled down to make sure they got his style of humor.
@dengueberries
@dengueberries 10 месяцев назад
This is phenomenal.
@jenamirghol3397
@jenamirghol3397 7 лет назад
this is probably one of the hardest things anyone could ever possibly do to make a living.
@stevenyourke7901
@stevenyourke7901 2 года назад
Woody Allen was a stand up comic of genius. And he never ever resorted to profanity. Not once. Unlike today when every other word a comic utters is profane.
@KillerWhale806
@KillerWhale806 Год назад
Exactly, shit's crazy now a days.
@bouyaharumuchi
@bouyaharumuchi 3 года назад
Humor has changed radically over the years. Just imagine how this standup would be received if a young Woody Allen appeared on stage today...
@insight827
@insight827 2 года назад
probably still would be well recieved
@TomDaly943
@TomDaly943 2 года назад
@@insight827 No-the Moose community would be highly offended.
@Actors317
@Actors317 12 лет назад
The greatest and most intelligent actors/director in the history of cinema. This IS HILARIOUS.
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 3 года назад
Hmm. Not even top 50. His shy insecure 18 year old routine gets old fast.
@Tasgal
@Tasgal 16 лет назад
This is simply the best comedy sketch. Ever.
@armadillo1231
@armadillo1231 Год назад
Absolute comedic perfection
@molewizard
@molewizard 13 лет назад
Woody Allen is, honestly, the greatest comedy writer I've ever seen. The guy was writing material in the 1960s that is still, frankly, the funniest shit I have ever read. I don't think I find any other comedy that old funny, and in my opinion, THAT is genius.
@anastassiosperakis2869
@anastassiosperakis2869 10 месяцев назад
Before this one, I watched Woody's 6 minute routine back in 1963 (Steve Allen show), 60 years later, most of it was still very relevant and even more funny. Thank God for Woody and his movies and his humor.
@kennethbrady
@kennethbrady 6 лет назад
One of the greatest bits ever. Thnx for posting:)
@clutchmc22
@clutchmc22 9 лет назад
Little Jimmy Norton brought me here
@jeremiahmirkovitz2834
@jeremiahmirkovitz2834 9 лет назад
clutchmc22 aye aye sir !
@abdulahbesirevic2506
@abdulahbesirevic2506 8 лет назад
+clutchmc22 'I shoot a moose once...and then I fucked my daughter'
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 7 лет назад
Fuckin Louis lol
@CURTISMACIV35
@CURTISMACIV35 6 лет назад
Yaaayyy the o&a crew is here lol
@jasoneaton4520
@jasoneaton4520 6 лет назад
Same haha
@logisticsclub9145
@logisticsclub9145 6 лет назад
Anyone else tell this story, and it would be corny, at best. The Wood Man tells it, and it's hilarious. That's what makes Woody so great.
@BazzerObama
@BazzerObama 15 лет назад
Comic genius, love his stand up years, my favourite movie is "Broadway Danny Rose". I first watched it one evening on my own, fell off the sofa laughing. Almost as embarrassing as laughing aloud whilst reading a book on the underground !!
@RayCathode100
@RayCathode100 13 лет назад
Timeless Brilliance. Long Live Woody Allen!
@jrbcd
@jrbcd 14 лет назад
This is simply funny. I love it. I have shown it to 100s of friends. They love it too. We're Americans. Get with the program. We love the Berkowitz's.
@bucketofwater
@bucketofwater 16 лет назад
My favourite Woody sketch. I'd never seen footage of this. Thanks!
@handyrus
@handyrus 8 месяцев назад
Classic skit. Will never get old just like ‘who’s on first’
@GunslingerXYZ
@GunslingerXYZ 16 лет назад
Love him. Great stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director. Everyone should see "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." It's one of his best films.
@clairebrannon8130
@clairebrannon8130 11 лет назад
This makes me lmfao every single time. Classic.
@scottburton9701
@scottburton9701 9 месяцев назад
One of Woody's best comedic monologues.
@TommasoPaba
@TommasoPaba 9 дней назад
Damn, he was good! I'm reading his latest biography and discovered he was a standup comedian before becoming famous with films (here in Europe of course we've only seen his movies, as RU-vid didn't exist yet...). He mentions this sketch in his biography and I looked for it. And it's actually funny after 60 years!
@dlp2006
@dlp2006 16 лет назад
the delivery and timing is brilliant
@anastassiosperakis2869
@anastassiosperakis2869 10 месяцев назад
This one was even more hilarious and still 100% relevant
@RandyKaplanfan
@RandyKaplanfan 13 лет назад
One of the greatest bits of all time.
@Mandi7882
@Mandi7882 12 лет назад
My brother had the two album set of Woody Allen's stand up and when I was a baby, he used to play this. I thought it was hilarious. Woody Allen was a funny stand up back in the beginning of his career...
@TheRocknroll16
@TheRocknroll16 12 лет назад
yeah to be honest mate i have to apologise for being aggressive earlier, i mean i was in a bad mood and to take it out on someone i dont even know over the internet is pretty low, so im sorry
@MXCRT5
@MXCRT5 13 лет назад
The bit that cracks me up the most is when he normally says: The moose starts to mingle... Goes to the buffet table, some guy tries to sell him insurance... Cracks me up !
@Guedingen
@Guedingen 16 лет назад
Wonderful many thanks. He tells this better though on a CD collection of his stand-up days.
@fireflynebula
@fireflynebula 13 лет назад
Oh, excellent! I've never seen much of Woody Allen, but I think I'm gonna find some more from now on.
@tmm4461
@tmm4461 Год назад
One of my favorites.
@BenLandersMedia
@BenLandersMedia 8 лет назад
I'm just imagining Seth Godin telling this joke, soaking wet in a suit... : )
@AdamMuller
@AdamMuller 8 лет назад
+BenLandersMedia Ha! Me too..
@EmCeDub
@EmCeDub 8 лет назад
+BenLandersMedia Yep. That's why I'm watching too!
@franciscorfafonso
@franciscorfafonso 8 лет назад
+BenLandersMedia and it seems we're 4 watching this for Seth Godin
@seandussley9149
@seandussley9149 12 лет назад
Woody Allen is by far the best stand-up comic. Rodney Dangerfield too, even similar to David Heti.
@turockandar
@turockandar 13 лет назад
No smut...incredibly original.....great delivery....bréf: a case book study of the best of standup!
@Andyilmatto
@Andyilmatto 15 лет назад
Woody Allen's pure genius in this one!
@r0bert11
@r0bert11 2 года назад
Never stops being funny.
@PatrickIngham21
@PatrickIngham21 14 лет назад
first time ive heard his stand up, this is hilarious!
@HIBERNIAN04
@HIBERNIAN04 17 лет назад
Woody is the best stand up comedian of all time
@GrahamS67
@GrahamS67 15 лет назад
I have this entire show on video, it is possibly my favourite stand-up routine of all time. It was a one-off impromptu show he recorded while in England filming "What's new pussycat". The only thing that spoiled it was the truly awful lounge singer "Danny Meehan" who apperared in the interlude. I wish I had the facility to upload it.
@alteregoash
@alteregoash 13 лет назад
Jesus christ that had so many fucking levels. Brilliant.
@cut--
@cut-- 3 года назад
ABSOLUTELY COMEDY GOLD ! can't do that anymore because someone might get triggered..
@SuperJimmySanchez
@SuperJimmySanchez 11 лет назад
That's the best I've ever see
@acarouselofantics
@acarouselofantics 13 лет назад
I just wish that I could write half as good as he has! Woody Allen is a true genius!!!!
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад
No he is not.
@pappy374
@pappy374 2 года назад
@@Mr.Monta77 He's one of the most influential joke writers in history. Then he became one of the greatest stand-up comedians in the world, and then he because one of the greatest film writers and directors in the world. How many people have been one the all time greats in four different fields?
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад
@@pappy374 It depends om your definition. Your description of Allen as the ‘greatest’ is purely subjective and unimaginative. Undoubtfully Allem was and is a very talented comic writer and performer. But your use of ‘genius’ in this context shows a very cavalier attitude. If Allen is a genius, what are Bergmann, Tarkovsky, Chaplin, and all the other remarkably talented performers in the history of stage and screen? And what about Mozart, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Sophocles, Moliere and all the other incredibly gifted men from history? What about Margot Fonteyn, Maria Callas, Mitsuko Uchida? These are all artist overflowing with profound depth and range. Do you really understand what these artist represent? I would personally not use the term so casually, and convinced that Allen himself would revolt against the label ‘genius’. He is a great comedian and a very productive writer, actor and director. Isn’t that enough?
@pappy374
@pappy374 2 года назад
@@Mr.Monta77 I neither described him as "the greatest" nor as a "genius". As for the people that you listed, have any of them been considered amongst the very best in four distinct fields of work, as Allen has? A genius is simply someone who displays exceptional skill in a given field, which wholly applies to Allen, and in fact applies in four distinct fields. You are aware that genius is not a finite resource, correct? That is to say that because the people you listed are geniuses that another person cannot be one also. There are many, many geniuses out there and I do not use the term flippantly.
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад
@@pappy374 My 96-year old aunt says Woody Allen is a genius jazz musician, and a genius VW Beetle driver and a genius whatever, and therefore he is Universal Genius! That people make such claims flippantly (as you indeed do), is not a verification. It simply means that the term genius has lost much of it’s traditional strength due to inflation, just like your argument demonstrates. I have always enjoyed Woody Allen’s performances over the years, and clearly the man is an excellent generalist, and indeed a very hard worker. He deserves the praise as a great artist. Is he a genius? If you think so, please do. I suspect Allen would think you are rather ignorant but that’s another story. I will not reply to further comments.
@efabrigmail
@efabrigmail 12 лет назад
Timelessly brilliant. This will be funny in 100 years!
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад
How do you come to that conclusion?
@MXCRT5
@MXCRT5 13 лет назад
Oh god, this is amazing.
@LilNYMama
@LilNYMama 13 лет назад
Hehehehehe. God I love this bit. I have the cd, but looked this up for a friend.
@navajomudtoy
@navajomudtoy 13 лет назад
my favorite hypochondriac yankee. ~& we have the same birthday. i 've had lp's of his stand-up material since the mid 60's, & remember making everybody go with me to see "what's up tiger lily?"! what a maniac!!!i love this guy.
@mojavegreen1804
@mojavegreen1804 4 года назад
What's up tiger Lilly is a masterpiece!!
@ccccnash
@ccccnash 14 лет назад
My step-dad used to regale me by repeating this bit . . .
@GeorgeSmiley77
@GeorgeSmiley77 Год назад
"You know the Solomons." 🤣🤣🤣
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez 13 лет назад
He has some amazing material. Awesome delivery. :3
@teletubetodd
@teletubetodd 8 лет назад
This is classic Woody Allen from his young-and-innocent, good-clean-fun comedy days before his shenanigans with his wives and kids mutilated his middle years. Wonder if he could do this act today. Thanks for posting!
@calixa
@calixa 12 лет назад
wow, that was epic. very engaging. pure comedy gold, jerry.
@TheFutbol22
@TheFutbol22 12 лет назад
Classic funny! I had a blast...
@JimmyDCareface
@JimmyDCareface 14 лет назад
that guy has a wonderful sense of humor!
@TheHelloWizard
@TheHelloWizard 16 лет назад
i heard this on the train radio comedy station. This is hilarious!
@anotherciaranmcgarry
@anotherciaranmcgarry 12 лет назад
this is insanely good. never watched woody allen before, will have to start now. nods a lot but compared to michael mc intyre he's paraplegic. stuff like this doesnt die.
@subterranean47
@subterranean47 15 лет назад
I do agree that the BBC is one of the best sources for world news and has very little bias
@motaherify
@motaherify 7 лет назад
i brought my self here
@xasthurtheunholy
@xasthurtheunholy 16 лет назад
Man, I never knew Woody did stand up! This was really funny!
@mcdavey105
@mcdavey105 13 лет назад
Love the video! Thanks for posting!
@fredklein3829
@fredklein3829 17 дней назад
Is this where RFK Jr got the idea for dumping his bear cub in NYC's Central Park?
@andrewwhite8762
@andrewwhite8762 9 месяцев назад
This is alpha level storytelling
@viktorbublic
@viktorbublic 14 лет назад
Plain brilliant....
@Doodlebugdude
@Doodlebugdude 15 лет назад
The best punchline ever is at the end of Some Like It Hot... "Nobody's Perfect..."
@RonAlmeida
@RonAlmeida 15 лет назад
Woody Allen makes a better stand up comedian than a film actor, though he does quite a good job directing.
@jimbojambo76
@jimbojambo76 11 лет назад
Never noticed that before but so true haha
@samuraiyao
@samuraiyao 15 лет назад
This is funny stuff, if any of you fine folks love stand up comedy, then Woody Allen is a golden cherry desert...
@brucybabyy7355
@brucybabyy7355 16 дней назад
Love woody
@55chevyguy12
@55chevyguy12 16 лет назад
i have woody allen's "the club years" on 8-track
@jfcc9086com
@jfcc9086com 9 лет назад
The joke that started his carreer to a 2016 amazon stream tv series. Those are nice bookends Mr. Allen. 51 years. Can`t wait! As he said. I feel Ill keel over and die of a stroke sometimes thinking of a new one. Well, Im sure he will not keel and invent something new.
@MOTOPAC
@MOTOPAC 11 лет назад
The moose went on to become Governor of New York.
@woodyfallon5546
@woodyfallon5546 11 лет назад
Oh God... Young Woody...
@hrdcorepunk7769
@hrdcorepunk7769 14 лет назад
this reminds me of that queens of the stone age video
@jsfabian
@jsfabian 15 лет назад
Woody Allen is so unique... simply a genius!
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад
You never heard of Leonardo or Mozart or Shakespare? Yeah everyone is a genius on youtube because the term have lost all and every meaning. Genius genius genius but not Woody Allen. He would be the first to protest against such sillyness.
@RasMajnouni
@RasMajnouni 15 лет назад
The man is and was a bent genius.IF it was only 1 Little Lolitta, but 45 years in a row.Can't wait until 2013, my wife can get a driver's lisence in Texas.
@nurzumspass
@nurzumspass 14 лет назад
I was wondering what the hell this was all about, but it turned out to be really funny :)
@whateverum
@whateverum 16 лет назад
Woody is the best!
@qwj68boots
@qwj68boots 4 месяца назад
This Guy!!!
@danielzak1809
@danielzak1809 8 лет назад
999,474 views. I will check back until it's a million. The official "This video is popular" number.
@ThisKevinButton
@ThisKevinButton 8 лет назад
+Daniel Zak checked back recently?
@pauljwilliamsofficial
@pauljwilliamsofficial 11 лет назад
One of the best jokes ever.
@galya
@galya 12 лет назад
BRILLIANT
@Maynard0504
@Maynard0504 15 лет назад
i didnt even giggle
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