Woolie VS GOD: "Lucky Job" [Animation] 

Bible Study with Woolie needs to have it's own segment on the podcast.

God corrupted Job's save file in the patch and he just told him "start a new save" and threw a few high tier lootboxes his way.

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King

I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.

The pat-cuts to "Got it." are like, the best bit.

Pat trading Paige and Elmo for his monster hunter "family" is almost too real.

So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.

Losing his home is one thing. Losing his family is another. But getting *Yamcha'd* ? That's too far, even by the devil's standards

Hey man. Sometimes you gotta stack those bodies until you can reach that new, better family in the sky.

“I love all my children equally. I don’t care for Job.”

god tried to stop woolie by deleting his video

I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.

Woolie vs God should be a substitution for Summer Bible School. All the same facts, none of the time wasted.

he gets a new family *snaps fingers* upgrade right? *snaps fingers* upgrade?

and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"

Man Hearing Pat puppet Job with the animation is cracking me up

Switch Satan and God with any Greek gods and it just fits into Greek mythology so well that i'm surprised this wasn't stolen.

"that plague shit" *Pat shows one of my favourite art pieces from Plague* WELL EXCUSE ME, well done sir, I say well done.

That zoom in in Job at the end is such comedy gold I can’t even find the words. amazing work Wetly. You too Mothman

Job: I've made a huge mistake.

Frame Perfect Intro

Job: The original Jobber.

I love Jordan's animations so much >_

I absolutely love these! The animation makes then even funnier than they were on stream.

God these are the fucking best!

I need more old testament stories in my life. Fuck how did people read this and go: "This seems reasonable"?

I wanna see abridged bible stories by Woolie being a regular scheduled thing

Woolie VS God: Lucky Job 2: The Runback

So, basically... "let's start making another one."

I love these "Woolie vs God" so much. It's the best. I wish we got more of these more often.

Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!" God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.

Little did we know Job was the first JoJo his stand is [Family Tree] which let's him always get a new family

As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.

3:13 Elmo, no. Don't flip off Pat.

"The Plague shit" I died when he pulled out the picture lol. That is one plague I would looooove to have!

Job in the Yamcha pose is fucking amazing.

0:58 kono godo powah

@3:13 I appreciate the half slipped off sock on Paige, but her truer form would have had her god-awful white boots.

*THIS. MORE OF THIS.*

"Eeeeh"

I love how PAt is the one doing the devil's work with every "Got it."

I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.

Pat may replace Paige, but he could never replace Elmo.

I forgot this series existed. Goddamn do I love that intro

Man, I'm really glad I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. The god stuff I mean.

I think the best part about this animation is Job being a puppet, easily used and shared between the crew.

Yeah pat WOULD ditch paige and elmo for MonHun

I love Pat being Devil's Little Helper.

1:04 he a great guy who has a giant heart.

"I signed Job, he's the best god-praiser in the business. But I SIGNED him.... to make an EXAMPLE of him!"

Pat eating his own ear wax at 3:00 had me cackling for some reason.

Man, I love those animations, you're great at adding some visual flair to their conversations

“The Plauge shit” with the goddamn picture from Bludémon fucking killed me. Well done Mr. Welty.

I lost it at the Plague shit!!

0:18 Genesis was all right, but the Bible really takes off once the hebrews get to the Earth Kingdom.

God made this guy's life hell to win a bet against Satan. But he loves you...

Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.

Idea board: "Maybe" Cancel Scalebound ouch Edit: Later on there's also a Scalebound tombstone in the graveyard xD

This are the best, the animation is amazing. Jordan good fucking job

If Church was taught by Woolie I might actually go.

Pat being the Devil's assistant is awesome

these just get better and better

This seriously needs to be its own series! Holy shit this is gold!

Pat as Satan's little helper is an amazing character that needs to show up in more blaminations.

These are on par if not BETTER than the Ricky Gervais podcast animations. Please keep up the great work!

Hey don't even worry about it, the husband is the head of the family. As long as the head isn't damaged, it can regenerate. Everybody knows women and offspring don't matter in Yahweh's cosmic checkers game.

And that's why no parent names their kid Job anymore. No one wants to run the risk of a repeat scenario. How many Jobs do you know?

Just came back to this after watching Good Omens season 2's interpretation of Job. "I have a permit."

The 2 parts I love the most is Pat going "Got it" and he changes his surrondings Then Pat says the moral of the story and Woolz goes "EEhhhhh" haha

"Cancel Scalebound" in the board on the back. Fuck , man. Too soon.

re-up loaded cuz intro was messed up lol

I love that "Dick falls off" and "Cancel Scalebound" are on the same level of badness on the blackboard.

This is hands down some of the best shit on RU-vid.

The 'ol spicy keychain is fucking hilarious. God bless you Mr. Welty.

Nothing more real than being a mortal used as the subject for a get between two eternal warring gods

Idk if watching this makes the pain go away or makes it worse. Either or i'll miss discussions like these😢😢😢

I would pay for a Woolie Reads: The Bible podcast or similar service. Cause godamn is it the best thing to listen too

Man I'll never get tired of that intro. You've got the hypest intro on youtube no doubt.

Jesus these videos are the best shit ever, please keep them coming.

Pat as Satan's operative is very fitting for some reason...

Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!

This would have to be one of my most favorite random series to come from these guys, keep it up guys!!!

it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)

I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"

Job in the Yamcha death pose killed me 💀

Holy shit is that Mae from Night in the Woods among the graffiti at 0:32

0:27 I see that Mae.

1:51 is basically youtubers after the adpocalypse

To be fair all of Job's pals and family went to heaven since he got dat direct line to God so it was all gucci

3:09 Paige watch out. Woolie is dipping into Pat's mind.

I mean they're dead and all, but God probably explained that they all died because of a bet when they got to heaven lmao

"new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids" oohh peach is going berserk on that

3:11 Got a good hard chuckle out of me

"Oh lord, how couldst thou giveth thine own prophet the spicy keychain?"

The Handler and the Palico replacing Paige and Elmo was perfect

Holy fucking shit, I loved this video way tooo much!!! The animation is so on point! love it!

These stuff are criminally underrated.

I would also trade my cripple cat and wife for a copy of Monster Hunter too.

lol It was in South Park where Kyle is dying of hemoroids because he no longer believes in God and then his parents tell the story of Job basically getting super fucked and the end. Get well son!

Job the unbreakable