Woolie vs GOD: "Purgatory Babies" [Animation] 

Best friends applying Video Game terms to _everything_ is amazing.

Or animals. Tierzoo is amazing.

That bit where when Lucifer was getting cast out of heaven and loses and gets thrown down to earth and turns into a dragon, always made me think of it being a multi stage boss fight

Alpha=Israelite Beta=Jews Launch=Catholic Patch 1=Orthodox Patch 2=Protestant

I feel Scientology is more like an alternate version of a fangame, that resulted from one of the devs getting angry at everyone and taking all of his assets to make a new, totally-not-the-same game.

ZanraiKid I thought that was an old podcast title.

And wear it to Church. While making people ask what it means. Especially the priest. Watch him sweat furiously.

I WOULD BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT T-SHIRT

I'm just waiting for a catholic version of the Westboro Baptist Church to swipe that right up and make memes with it

Do I still get to keep my copy of shadowman, though?

Scalebound was in that folder somewhere.

Speedwagon_Corporation Isn’t that just Heavy Rain?

Yeah, but then you can get a cop a new ticket book if you were speeding while your bloodvertising writes Burnout onto your Shadow Man asshole tattoo.

Slave?? No, SAVE.

Let's get started makin' another one!

RollCritFail You thought that works were the path to salvation, but it was I, grace through faith alone!

The Pope is the strongest stand user!

@@vistea1 The current Pope is fairly weak compared to some of his predecessors. And, if we begin to consider Enemy Stand Users outside of Catholics throughout the ages, then we get some really powerful foes that are just outside of the current pope's league, like Martin Luther. Not to say that the current pope isn't strong, just that it's ridiculous to consider him the strongest stand user or even just the strongest contemporary stand user.

@@incsy320 Pope Pius XII used to much of the Pope energy.

Ha! I get it! Cause it's keeping with the music motif, and has a religious meaning!

Happy pat is the indicator of good things to come badly

Ooooooh, so original sin isn't a thing anymore...?

@@Lunapixel_ Original sin debuff doesn't apply to babies.

@@JeffMustDie Babies are born with a temporary debuff inmunity

@@Foxenco no. They still face alot of debuffs. Rather then anti debuff its more like spawn kill protection aura

It was a proposed patch. Limbo was never removed from the game. You just need to uninstall the Vatican 2 patch and your purgatory babies will be restored. Pope Paul VI made sure the patch wouldn't ruin the save.

you "nailed" that one

They invented weekends though. That was super new at the time.

So is Martin Luther a modder?

@@qwellen7521 Yeah have you played evanglsm.wad? It has 95 levels!

Amen to that.

buninja7 189: "The pope purged your stillborn's soul out of existence"

Rapid Corkscrew Punch appreciate it

The Salt adds flavor

A whole pillar in fact.

To have salt, one must have an affinity for the taste~

God's used to dealing with lots of salt. One of his kids is an asshole

_"In the news today, mutant legged Canadian Cryptocaucasian disowned by Mother for suggesting Dead babby lives do not matter"_

GoogleyGareth That salted button!

Oh man that would be full of darkness and salt

Only if they explain everything they can in video game terms. I'm sorry let me fix that. Weeb AND video game terms.

BESM1984 especially after the destruction of sodom where everyone that looks at it turns into salt

Zero Spineslash *snap*

“Shit go back”

"Go ALL THE WAY back"

u dun kno wut u messin wit

(Jesus, dying on the cross): I'M COMIN' BAK!

Woolie was Beelzebub the WHOLE TIME! WHO'D A THUNK IT?!

I was warned about the God. I was warned dawg.

I told you, man. I told you about the Stairway to Heaven. It just keeps happening.

"They are not gods, they are just descended from Gods now"

Purgatory babies, they're there for me and you! Oh wait.

Mostly because we use the freed up space on god's hard drive in order to download some sick shit.

Lemeres what kind of sick shit?

Thanks!

You're welcome, you did a fantastic job.

well that's basically it when you animate a conversation

MAKE MAOR

Original... he is not, fits the video though. Great content too.

Atlittle104 The same reason why sports anime have the most money put into the sports animations. It will have the most impact that way.

God is too much of a mary-sue for me.

Zupesable But animating is hard :(

INDECISIVEjew You simply need motivation, as in get paid.

Rewatched it today for funsies. It's still super funny and I don't even have a religion.

AtomicPurpleCoffee Woolie might have gone too far in someplaces...

You can be in the front pew to see the black Jew.

It’s the only church you can go to since you’re a succubus!

Richter The D "He said ya whistle wit' da hole in ya hand! Ah don't get mad that shit was _funny nigga!"_

Can't be topped. Can't be topped.

*GODGI*

God has a GOUGI for you, my son.

Divine「GOUGI」

Well Zeus Gougi is a thing

he has HADES 「GOUGI」

MagikarpBeast if only he hooked up the foot pump

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Dude i'm six months late, but i need to thank you for the great moment you just gave me of saying outloud "Please be 400 billion. Please be 400 billion" And then not being dissapointed.

So what your saying is Earth was not balanced for dead babies?

AuspexAO Basically, and that, hopefully, Jesus will get around to releasing a post-launch patch.

I have to pray to help my dead baby go to Heaven? What the fuck.

Rotted Pumpkin Yes and no. My understanding is somewhat limited since I haven't been to church in quite a while, but basically the problem lies in a sort of technicality in Catholic theology where there are certain conditions for going to Heaven and Hell, neither of which an unbabtized infant meets. There aren't any sources in scripture or other areas of Catholic doctrine that says what happens to these souls that slip through the cracks in the text. There are theories as to what happens, limbo being one of them, but neither god nor Jesus has revealed definitively what's going on with the whole unbabtized baby thing. The Church's official stance, then, is pray and hope for the best. On the subject of praying for deceased loved ones to enter Heaven, you need to do that for everyone. In Catholicism, souls need to be totally pure to enter Heaven. If you commit a mortal sin, you go to Hell unless you go through Contrition. Sans contrition, a mortal sin severs your relationship with God. However, humans rack up plenty of lesser sins that don't meet the criteria for a mortal one. These are called venial sins and hurt your relationship with God rather than severing it. Before entering Heaven, the debt for these sins must be paid. One of the big ways to do this while still living is to be granted an indulgence by the church, which in ye olden days basically meant giving money to the priesthood, one of the main reasons Luther disagreed with Catholicism. Otherwise, after death, the soul is unfit to enter Heaven and must be purified. This is where purgatory comes in. The vast majority of souls go through purgatory, spending varying amounts of time there before entering heaven depending on the amount of sin involved. The lower levels of purgatory are occupied by souls with more sin, and the transition between levels is said to be quite painful as the soul atones for its venial sins. While in purgatory, souls cannot pray for themselves, so it is up to still living loved ones to pray for the deceased to hopefully ease their transition. In Catholicism, one of the worst things you can do for dead loved ones is assume they are in heaven because odds are they aren't and need to be prayed for in purgatory to ease their pain as they are cleansed. I think, though, a deceased baptized baby would be on the fast track to heaven because there would be few if any venial sins that need to be atoned for.

that's an even better version than woolie's, because that means that not only is your save corrupted, it was never even stable to begin with and the dev's response is "dunno man, pray for the best".

The pope also retconned the Tablelords footage out of existence.

TheTsugnawmi2010 Suicude is punished because you hacked the game to sequance break to the end.

Unless you get an early beta code from God, in like a dream or something? "The beta key is actually the destruct code for a warhead somewhere in the continental united states, get crackin if you want in on this angel puss." -God

No, committing suicide counts as hacking the system and resultsin a permanent ban. Full hardware, IP shutdown. God doesn't play with hackers man.

man, tierzoo started this with animals, now we're applying game terms to EVERYTHING. keep it up.

This is the best thread I've read in months. A+, everyone. A+.

ZerberusKnight hmm he could've just possessed the ginger before it was retconned