Worf gets DENIED again and again on Star Trek TNG.

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Update: Michael Dorn has watched this video and he finds it amusing, he mentions it in this Q&A: • Michael Dorn at Comic ... . It thrills me to no end that I was able to provide him a bit of amusement after all the years of amusement he gave me.
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No one ever listens to Worf. He gets denied, rejected, scoffed at, laughed at and he keeps his poise through it all.
Worf allows his instincts to guide him. He needs people to calm him down. Keep him in check. Keep him on a tight leash!
From Beginning to end, here is pretty much every denial.
Qapla'!
00:00 - The Neutral Zone
00:04 - The Neutral Zone
00:11 - The Neutral Zone
00:16 - The Child
00:24 - Where Silence Has Lease
00:36 - Where Silence Has Lease
00:39 - The Dauphin
00:41 - The Icarus Factor
00:53 - Samaritan Snare
00:55 - Samaritan Snare
01:16 - Up the Long Ladder
01:27 - The Manhunt
01:38 - The Emissary
02:12 - The Survivors
02:14 - The Survivors
02:22 - The Bonding
02:33 - The Bonding
02:43 - The Enemy
02:50 - The Enemy
03:03 - The Enemy
03:06 - The Defector
03:09 - The High Ground
03:15 - Sins of the Father
03:19 - Sins of the Father
03:29 - Sins of the Father
03:36 - Allegiance
03:19 - Captain's Holiday
03:54 - Suddenly Human
04:03 - Legacy
04:27 - Reunion
05:01 - Reunion
05:08 - Reunion
05:25 - The Wounded
05:35 - The Wounded
05:54 - Clues
05:57 - Galaxy's Child
06:03 - Galaxy's Child
06:15 - Night Terrors
06:24 - Nth Degree
06:27 - In Theory
06:35 - Redemption
06:56 - Redemption
07:24 - Redemption
07:42 - Redemption
07:51 - Darmok
08:02 - Disaster
08:13 - Unification pt.2
08:20 - Unification pt.2
08:28 - New Ground
08:38 - Violations
08:44 - The Masterpiece Society
08:48 - Ethics
09:00 - Ethics
09:10 - Ethics
09:16 - Cause and Effect
09:28 - Cause and Effect
09:38 - I, Borg
09:54 - The Inner Light
10:03 - Time's Arrow pt.1
10:16 - Time's Arrow pt.2
10:30 - Schisms
10:40 - A Fistful of Datas
11:14 - The Quality of Life
11:18 - Face of the Enemy
11:21 - Face of the Enemy
11:25 - Birthright pt.1
11:29 - Birthright pt.2
11:35 - Starship Mine
11:39 - Rightful Heir
11:44 - Rightful Heir
11:49 - Rightful Heir
11:52 - Rightful Heir
11:55 - Rightful Heir
12:00 - Rightful Heir
12:05 - Second Chances
12:09 - Liasons
12:19 - Liasons
12:24 - Liasons
12:29 - Gambit pt.1
12:46 - Gambit pt.1
12:55 - Gambit pt.2
13:04 - Gambit pt.2
13:23 - Gambit pt.2
13:36 - Attached
13:43 - Force of Nature
13:48 - Parallels
13:54 - Homeward
14:01 - Lower Decks
14:05 - Eye of the Beholder
14:19 - Eye of the Beholder
14:26 - Genesis
14:43 - Genesis
14:50 - All Good Things
14:56 - All Good Things
We want Star Trek: Captain Worf! - We won't deny you Mr. Worf.
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@clairebun 3 года назад

"Sir, permission to quickly resolve the plot of this episode." "We have 28 more minutes of runtime left. Denied."

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

“Sir permission to destroy Crystal line Entity because its clearly evil and actually ran away like a villain when we defeated its partner Lore” “Eat shit Klingon boy we’re all about equality in the Federation”

@kaonashi3584 3 года назад

😂

@tieember9596 3 года назад

OMG

@genostellar 3 года назад

I can just see Worf and Picard saying this to each other, lol.

@donovanulrich348 3 года назад

Uhhhhh To a fish tho A whale is evil Pickard had a point

@erictaylor5462 8 лет назад

And yet he never gave up offering his advice.

@HamanKarn567 8 лет назад

And most of the time from what I can remember he was right about a lot of stuff and it turned out if they did take his advice they wouldn't be in so many predicaments.

@erictaylor5462 8 лет назад

Haman Karn indeed.

@U2QuoZepplin 7 лет назад

I think it's called ,"Grande cohones syndrome?" Where your testes simply won't allow you to feel put down in any way. Or you simply keep coming back for more punishment. Lolz 😂

@erictaylor5462 7 лет назад

Mongo Boogie Or you are fictional....

@U2QuoZepplin 7 лет назад

That's our Lt cmdr Warf for ya... can't keep a good Klingon down.

@John-uh5et 4 года назад

Worf: "Sir, if I may..." Riker: "No, you CAN'T, DON'T EVEN TRY"

@ananousous 4 года назад

Worf: "Sir, permission to spea--" Riker: "Shut up! As in close your mouth an stop talking!"

@Bob.Roberts 3 года назад

That was a great episode, one of the best in the series I think.

@pepe6666 3 года назад

shut up wesley

@ALIKN1-1 2 года назад

🤣

@ALIKN1-1 2 года назад

@@ananousous wtf 😂..... the problem I have good imagination that make me see it 😂

@dwoodman26 4 года назад

Summary: 'Sir, permission to get shit done?' 'Denied'

@epiendless1128 3 года назад

Totally my previous job.

@m3ga0m3ga 3 года назад

more like Worf: permission t- Everyone else: no

@donovanulrich348 3 года назад

I can relate endless

@govetter Год назад

"No intelligence here."

@DmanDice 5 лет назад

Worf: Can I go on vacation? Picard: No Worf: Can I work? Picard: No, go on vacation.

@LerRhann 4 года назад

Worf: I am hungry. Picard: STARVE!

@PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 года назад

@@LerRhann F for Worf

@jrag1000 4 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 4 года назад

awesome.... the "STARVE!" killed me :D

@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT 4 года назад

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

@entropyfun 7 лет назад

"Captain, they are hailing us" "Return fire" #worfascaptain

@Concatenate 7 лет назад

Lol. "Shields up, red alert, arm phasers and ready photon torpedoes!" "But Captain, it's a Federation ship that just wants to say hi." "Fire when ready!"

@jackjackson4851 5 лет назад

Hilarious

@ThatViralspot 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@davidslaughter8806 5 лет назад

The defiant lasted a short while but hot damn what a fight

@joed3325 5 лет назад

Idk why but this got me laughing out loud

@tovoklore6356 4 года назад

Worf: Commander, do we really need to send our CHIEF engineer over there to them? Riker: They obviously need our help. Worf: Why do we not simply give the information they need to make their OWN repairs. Riker: Do you honestly get the impression they can handle our technical specifications? Worf: We do not know ANYTHING about them! Worf is obviously the sanest person there during that whole episode.

@Vaultboy101 4 года назад

It's Picard's time to shine, for a bunch of idiots.

@benruss4130 4 года назад

With Warf as captain over half the conundrums they run into would be solved in the first five minutes of the interaction.

@TheInsomniaddict 4 года назад

@@benruss4130 Of course there'd probably be a few wars, too.

@DyingOx 4 года назад

Lol I literally just watched that episode

@digitalnative5678 4 года назад

Truth be told, so was Troi. She had been repeating that they had bad intentions, which is ironic considering how many people call her useless in most episodes.

@deadknight1402 4 года назад

6:15 - Nobody is listening to his advice, and he tries taking his life, only for them to stop him even then. This is his hell.

@Ltulrich 3 года назад

Poor Worf.

@unholymalformationoffisto2131 3 года назад

Jesus, that's hilarious and awful at the same time.

@Alexbl100 10 лет назад

Seems like Worf is the only guy who takes this whole Starship business seriously.

@cluckeryduckery261 5 лет назад

Alexbl100 Worf takes everything seriously. Greetings from the future!

@amberb7547 5 лет назад

Right?! He's just trying to do his job, and everyone is like 'lol, no'.

@VGamingJunkieVT 5 лет назад

@@amberb7547 To be fair, he has the mindset of a Klingon. As in, combat minded. Clearly, the rest of the crew is going to be less enthusiastic. I thought it was funny when he recommended shields because of a probe, Picard initially turns him down, and then has to admit the probe isn't there for friendly reasons.

@Krystalmyth 5 лет назад

@@VGamingJunkieVT What I never understood was why raising shields to an unknown probe would be seen as a poor decision.

@VGamingJunkieVT 5 лет назад

@@Krystalmyth I think their mindset is maybe they were probing them out of curiosity or something. Wanting to learn about them.

@normalfellow1113 8 лет назад

I love how as the seasons progress, you can tell Worf is thinking more and more about that job possibility at DS9.

@deusexrockina 5 лет назад

Lmfao. 😂🤣😂

@tylerlamound 5 лет назад

😂😂

@mmjahink 5 лет назад

lol he sure must have

@silverleaf494 4 года назад

Lol he be like fvck this imma leaving this b1tch

@brido88 4 года назад

LOL

@jackaryyy 2 года назад

For being a chief security officer he brings up some great points that get completely shut down by people who should be taking his advice

@tee2567 2 года назад

That's why this is hilarious. He'll say something completely reasonable than be told to shut up. Picard (or any other captain) will do something insane, and everyone is like "...ok sir."

@icantthinkofanything798 2 года назад

MULTIPLE times in this video he literally suggests the right decisions and he gets shut down because there's half an episode left

@bl8388 2 года назад

So true! Like what was he doing wrong at 0:40 ? I mean he asked where his money was, and she was like, "I ain't payin' you for my work no mo." Worf was about to handle his business. Maybe not on the bridge. I get it. Not on the bridge, Worf.

@JD867 2 года назад

Worf's role in the series was to suggest the obvious, pseudo-primitive reasonable reaction (generally defensive, suspicious, or preemptively violent) so he can get shot down in an attempt to make the main characters look more 'evolved' when their more enlightened approach succeeds.

@supershot9729 2 года назад

@@JD867 thank God they fixed that in ds9

@mrWD2 4 года назад

Worf on DS9: I have a solution. Sisko: Do it.

@cementconcrete6215 3 года назад

Haha yeah

@cementconcrete6215 3 года назад

Sisko is the antithesis to picard

@hackman669 3 года назад

After working on DS9 Worf was thinking, "Why didn't I ask for a transfer sooner?"

@hackman669 3 года назад

@@cementconcrete6215 Worf "Now here is a captain who gets me!"

@danamoore1788 2 года назад

No no no. Back up slightly. "Sir firing to disable is not working." "Fire at your discretion Mr. Worf." Birds of prey blowing up to make a hole for the Defiant.

@MrBizcotti 9 лет назад

"Fuck this shit! I'm going to DS9."-Worf

@angelabadams 9 лет назад

MrBizcotti Nice!

@dskyyksd 9 лет назад

MrBizcotti There's probably a video out there of all the times he got shot down over there, too.

@WintersArcher 9 лет назад

MrBizcotti It didnt stop there. he was made capt of the "Defiant" lol

@JustinJTime 9 лет назад

MrBizcotti "Why the fuck did I even sign up for this shit?!"

@ZontarDow 9 лет назад

***** In all fairness, that was because Worf was ONLY the tactical officer and not tactical offer and security chief. Which, given how it was wartime, means he probably had bigger things to deal with then a diamond smuggler.

@Dennan 8 лет назад

funny thing is, ive watched nearly every episode of tng and and rember much of these and worf actions would have saved them alot of trouble nearly everytime.

@VaughnJogVlog 8 лет назад

It's like, "Nah, we don't need that aggressive Klingon mentality. Let's go about this the hard way."

@Cannonissomoney 8 лет назад

That, to me, was the most damning thing about Star Trek: The Next Generation. There needed to be something of the Original Series in the Enterprise-D's method, and yet they'd rather be self-righteous pricks to... What? Pad out the length of the episode?

@Beas7ie 8 лет назад

It's not so much of them being self-righteous pricks as it is trying to solve things diplomatically and also put as few people(or any other living beings) in danger for that matter. Yes, most of the time listening to Worf would have saved a lot of trouble in that blasting anything suspicious with full power phasers and photon torpedoes will ensure that there is nothing around to give trouble, but one of the big points of the show is to try and do things diplomatically. Also, the if the flagship of Starfleet which is supposed to represent the Federation goes around just blasting everything willy nilly, then that's gonna cause hell to diplomatic relations.

@Cannonissomoney 8 лет назад

You don't understand diplomacy, then. There are plenty of situations in the show where acting in self-defense, and showing that the Federation is capable of exercising strength, is the best possible solution. The Enterprise-D bridge crew has a rather inconsistent moral compass, and sometimes treats its clear allies like enemies. "Talk softly but carry a big stick" is more sensible policy than "Our replicator-recycled waste don't stink" in the frequently unknown and mysterious situations the Enterprise finds itself in. The former allows for violence. The latter is just asking for you to get your butt kicked. Granted, maybe I'm just cranky because there was no "A Taste of Armageddon" scenario for the Enterprise-D crew to address.

@Beas7ie 8 лет назад

Cannonissomoney Oh, no I understand diplomacy and fully support the "talk softly and carry a big stick mentality". I've trained in martial arts for years and any good police officer, soldier, or martial artist should have that mentality in being polite and respectful, but at the same time be ready to kick ass in an instant if the situation demanded. And of course in a lot of these situations if the Captain did just listen to Worf and was like "Alright Worf, then fire phasers full power" it would indeed "solve" that particular situation, but once again, depending on who or what the other guys were, there could be a lot of political fallout. Part of it may also have been due to Q in that when popped in, he also like to comment on how "stupid and barbaic" humans are especially the times when Worf suggests just getting the shields and and PREPARING the phasers,( not actually firing, just making sure they're ready if needed) and even though he would hate to admit, Picard did want to show that humans can be thinkers and problem solvers to try and get out of these situations without just blowing everything else up. And even if you set the god like entities just trying to have some fun for a bit aside, there could still be political ramifications. Like with the Romulans or the Cardassians. Yes, those 2 races often do shady shit and the Romulans even were doing some secret research mission in federation space and maybe in cases like those the "big stick" policy should some into effect, but that "big stick" policy can also start a war and the Federation would much prefer to NOT fight in wars with races like the Romulans or the Cardassians.

@Richard_Ashton 4 года назад

For a tactical officer and chief of security, nobody accepts his experience or authority. If I were him, I'd be cranky.

@Luka1180 4 года назад

He should have sent a complaint to Starfleet.

@cupidstunt22 4 года назад

He’s a Klingon, he’s always cranky!

@XiaoFury 4 года назад

That's why his forehead looks that way.

@Nyx773 2 года назад

@@XiaoFury botox could help smooth out those worry lines

@Metronicle22 2 года назад

@@Nyx773 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ☠ 💀 ⚰ 🪦 ⚱️ 🗿

@potaterjim 4 года назад

"We don't know anything about them!" "Acknowledged Mr Worf." Later in the episode, after Geordie has been kidnapped by the pakleds "Oh gee, if only someone had warned us about this. It's almost as if sending a vitally important crewmember to a bunch of aliens we just met was a bad idea" "ACKNOWLEDGED, MISTER WORF."

@Burt1038 4 года назад

In Picard's defense, they all looked like John Candy.

@serbreadboard8578 3 года назад

@@Burt1038 In Riker's defense

@johnnymarrco770 2 года назад

"Make us go" "we look for things" "Make us strong." The episode Samaritan Snare was hilarious. I couldn't but laugh my ass Off.

@swaggyspaceman9805 4 года назад

“I recommend we go to yellow alert.” “Why?” “...”

@KynMites 4 года назад

I can't tell him that it matches my shirt.

@Vagolyk 4 года назад

I wonder if there was always an alert siren blaring on the Defiant all the time. It must've been like some nightclub one color of flashing light after another.

@kolmantis 4 года назад

@@Vagolyk that made me chuckle

@ananousous 4 года назад

@@KynMites Lmfao! I always wondered why he froze

@Fourtytwo4242 4 года назад

@@ananousous He was so used to getting denied that he couldn't process it.

@ThatElfNerd 2 года назад

Worf on TNG: Constantly denied requests and suggestions Worf on DS9: Given the green light to kill and replace the leader of the Klingon Empire.

@oVoidhawko 2 года назад

Sisko, I recommend restraint. Denied, Lt Commander. Launch torpedos. Full spread. Lock phasers on any survivors.

@danielgreenwood793 Год назад

Sisco: fire at you discretion Worf: immediately kills enemy vessel

@SMAXZO Год назад

@@danielgreenwood793 Sisko: Fire at your discretion, Mr Worf Worf: Acknowledged, sir....EAT PHASER, YOU SPOONHEAD PIECE OF SHIT!

@lostteddybear9393 10 месяцев назад

Sisco vs Picard:

@terpdx 4 года назад

Worf: "Computer - milk, targ, cold." Computer: "No."

@XiaoFury 4 года назад

ROFL!

@Fleshox19-uz3qt 4 года назад

Brutal.

@AntonVeliTajan 3 года назад

Reminds me of Little Britain's "Computer says no!". Someone shoud do a mashup ...

@kevincrady2831 3 года назад

"I'm sorry Mr. Worf, I can't do that." "Grrrr. I have a bad feeling about this new A.I."

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

Worf: Computer open the door to my quarters Computer: Get fucked

@Ved000000 3 года назад

Worf: Can we just shoot everything Picard: No years later Sisko: NUKE THE MAQUIS COLONY COMMANDER Worf: goddamn I want Picard back

@Mr_Bunk 3 года назад

Seriously underrated comment

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

Hey Sisko gets shit done, he’s no Janeway but if situations requires it, he’ll Kirk it up philosophical debate be damned.

@kaonashi3584 3 года назад

Lol hello fellow Trekker

@DomR1997 3 года назад

@@li-limandragon9287 That's why he's tied with Picard for my top captain. He wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

@Robopercy 3 года назад

“Picard is the captain you call to avoid a war.. Sisko is the one you call to win it.”

@lightmobile 7 лет назад

I love how Picard nods while Worf is talking then is like "Nope"

@xaiano794 7 лет назад

Worf: "Will you grant my leave, captain?" Picard: "No." Poor worf, he can't even go on holiday

@williammoxon4104 7 лет назад

Actually, it sounded like Picard was going to order him to relax at 10:39

@Carinthium 7 лет назад

+FlyingMonkies325 That is unfair stereotyping. Sure the show may use ridicolous stereotypes sometimes, but there are plenty of points of counteragument. -On Klingons in general: Look at Martok. Look at Original Series Klingons. Look at the Duras sisters, who if evil were certainly cunning. And finally remember that we can't infer too much about Klingons from a single example who wasn't even exposed to Klingon culture. -On Worf: Worf may have his flaws, but many times especially in Season 1 his advice was very prudent. Failing to follow it put the crew in unnecessary danger time after time. A bit more caution would have done a world of good. Where do you have evidence he would go insane from time off? Finally, he did make ONE critical mistake, but that doesn't mean he can't handle more than he does. He did okay on the Defiant every other time, implying that he can handle more than he has or the bare minimum can grow into it. Not necessarily Captain, but more than he has. (Disclaimer: I know Deep Space Nine far better than I do TNG, of which I have at best a very basic knowledge)

@kellyweingart3692 7 лет назад

:-(

@markuscriticus8278 7 лет назад

10:40 Worf just can't win with these people.

@kellyweingart3692 7 лет назад

"Then perhaps today IS a good day to die"

@dougbrown04 4 года назад

This makes that "finally" he mutters when data was in charge a lot more understandable. And then he got reamed out for it. Lol.

@kirkwillrule 3 года назад

The two of them had the talk in the ready room and came back so strong as a team the rest of that event. That was an awesome dynamic and life lesson we watched unfold

@hamzakhairi4765 4 года назад

My fav whorf moment is when q says "ah whorf, eat any good books lately"

@Celisar1 4 года назад

Hamza Khairi Brilliant! Thanks!

@carlinthomas9482 3 года назад

@@Celisar1 Brilliant! Thanks!

@BulletSangwich2012 3 года назад

Mine is when they were trying to get information out of the fat Ferengi at that bar and he starts singing the Klingon opera with the piano player.

@danamoore1788 2 года назад

Favourite Worf moment for me was Q asking. "How can I prove I am mortal now?" Worf smirks. "Die."

@thisisnotrj 4 года назад

Someone make one of every scene where Troi can't tell what someone is feeling

@alexwilson7699 4 года назад

You do realize she is only half betazoid so her empathic powers aren't as strong as her mother's are. But then she can apparently sense ferengis but her mother can't so I suppose that's another trek mistake

@Zorro9129 4 года назад

There was a TNG recut that did that to hilarious effect.

@whisperienced 4 года назад

I just don't have time to watch the entire series.

@robbie_ 4 года назад

@@whisperienced Liar.

@DOSRetroGamer 4 года назад

Honestly, she is the worst character the producers ever came up with, even worse than Wesley who could at least in theory be kinda interesting. But Troi? Hey, let's have a character that sits next to the captain while being useless 90% of the time, and whenever she could actually help out, isn't allowed to as it would ruin the plot (it still will , because whenever she cannot feel anything, you can already guess the crew is deceited) They didn't think that one through at all, did they.

@mzmadmike 9 лет назад

And more than half the time, he was right.

@hakuso.3 9 лет назад

The only one I know was the wrong advice was destroying the probe from the old Picard playing a flute episode.

@dvszunkfukt6193 9 лет назад

Mike Williamson Worf was a good security chief, but his recommendations would have made for a boring show.

@RiDankulous 9 лет назад

Mike Williamson Yes, yes! When they sent LaForge over to that ship to fix it, they took him hostage! That's one of the many cases he was right.

@DelcoRanz93 8 лет назад

+Joe Smith Not to mention his plan to pose as Captain of the Enterprise in "The Emissary" wasn't shot down.

@thomasworld8234 6 лет назад

True

@dylanhecker6686 4 года назад

I love how Worf gets more and more aggressive throughout the video. He slowly slips into madness from being denied by everyone.

@JRexRegis 3 года назад

"Captain, may I please kill this obvious villain that just murdered a billion people and sucked out their souls?" "Negative. We need to negotiate. Also I need a new chandelier." "Captain, I advise caution. Sending the entire command staff as well as yourself into a vessel floating in the middle of an apocalyptic plasma storm seems most unwise" "Shut up, Worf, I want to see the pretty lights"

@feroxcious 6 лет назад

Worf: *sick of being told 'no' at work, tries to kill himself with a knife* Troy: NO!

@cydonianman 5 лет назад

Lmao

@sinicalypse 4 года назад

@@Sprinkleycakes "we're dealing with fucking amateurs here" - Walter Sobchak

@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад

*yells out ‘Alexander’ as he’s about to stab himself*

@aarongreenfield9038 4 года назад

Worf paralyzed wants to die, asked kill me, riker: No!

@Homeschoolsw6 4 года назад

Careful he'll start a fire next.

@Trev0r98 6 лет назад

Worf: "Sir, I recommend that you disregard this suggestion." Picard: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Worf."

@katynewt 2 года назад

What's amazing about Worf is how patient he is with everyone despite getting ignored all this time...

@li-limandragon9287 Год назад

He probably uses the holodeck to vent his frustrations on them.

@krymz1 Год назад

he just smashes them to bits in his imagination while going "AYE SIR!"

@Spartanoffaith 4 года назад

Worf: Captain, I recommend making a good decision Picard: Explain.

@ThomasStephenForster 5 лет назад

Worf: "I recommend we raise shields." Picard: "No." Picard: *Falls on ground and gets mind probed* (INNER LIGHT)

@djbred18 4 года назад

Nut Master I laughed so hard at your comment

@ThatMeansHesMad 4 года назад

I love that episode!

@djbred18 4 года назад

I came back. Forgot I read it. And laughed again

@CabbageSandwich 3 года назад

that is exactly what happened. wow

@FreelancerFreak 3 года назад

@@ThatMeansHesMad that episode gave some PTSD

@StickySauce101 8 лет назад

"it's cause I'm Klingon, isn't?" - Worf

@0023Matthew 8 лет назад

+StickySauce101 "Negative" - Picard

@ValiantWrestling 5 лет назад

That's what he'd say if STD's writers were on the TNG writing Team.

@Krystalmyth 5 лет назад

Basically.

@FrightmasterGeneral 5 лет назад

"Shut up Worfley!" ;-p

@vidsuals9987 5 лет назад

Virtual Wrestling Entertainment telling that truth. I added that for you

@TheDarkestStar1 4 года назад

I love how at least fifteen minutes of TNG is just worf being rejected.

@ronin3381 2 года назад

And the rest of TNG is the crew trying to solve the problems they created by not listening to Worf.

@jesse_cole 3 года назад

The best part was when Worf got stuck in a time loop while Picard denied him over and over again.

@ThomasRoiloup 2 года назад

Picard denied Worf's exact same suggestions in the exact same way too. Horrifying!

@excrono 2 года назад

@@ThomasRoiloup That’s what always bugged me about that episode. It had an excellent premise, but it seems like eventually they would second guess their default decisions due to bad gut feelings and constant deja vu. You’d think eventually Picard would start to get doubts about the decisions he needs to make at critical moments. Even without cracking the mystery I think he would eventually second guess his judgment before the collision and decide to decompress the shuttle bay. I think this suggests that people are locked into their decisions and don’t have the capacity to change their mind. Thus isn’t true as so many factors come in to play. A realistic approach would be Picard resolving the loop the 3rd or 4th time around. But this wouldn’t fill an entire episode, though it would’ve given more time to see the aftermath with getting the Bozeman crew accustomed to the 24th century, which I always felt was needed in the epilogue.

@nycheeseburger1011 9 лет назад

Some of his suggestions were spot on. 0:26 talks about a space entity that swallows ships, get's laughed at. Ship is swallowed by space entity. 1:00 Shows concern about sending the chief engineer. Geordie is captured and held for ransom. 3:10 tells crusher it's not safe during an enemy raid, she gets captured.

@Jotarou 4 года назад

Nagilum!!

@ThangYT 8 лет назад

No wonder why Wolf transfered over to DS9 lolololololol

@ErickSoares3 6 лет назад

Of course... They destroyed the Enterprise.

@vanessaretrogaming5783 5 лет назад

Lol you said “Wolf”

@r1nc3w1nd7 5 лет назад

Did they take Shadow, Saracen, Hunter, Jet and Lightning too!?

@TimThomason 5 лет назад

@GreenLanternSalemThree months after the destruction of the Enterprise-D... Picard: "I know these months have been hard, but Starfleet has just granted me the finest tactical ship in the fleet, a Sovereign-class, heavy battle cruiser, Enterprise-E, and I have decided that the entire Enterprise crew will serve with me once again." Worf: "It will be an honor to serve as your Chief of--" Picard: "Not you, Mr. Worf!"

@carnotantonioromero3024 4 года назад

"hostile work environment" (although for a Klingon you'd think that would be a plus)

@kippersvindaloo6713 3 года назад

He is not permitted to leave, he is not permitted to die. This is his hell.

@nunya3163 10 месяцев назад

Hotel California.

@drink15 4 года назад

Worf: exists Picard: No

@XiaoFury 4 года назад

LOL!

@Thundermaned 3 года назад

Poor Worf :'(

@crackshack2 9 лет назад

Worf just wants to fire the photon torpedoes

@JCSuperstar777 9 лет назад

Haha!

@mrmojok 9 лет назад

crackshack2 Negative.

@TheJanpietjoris 9 лет назад

crackshack2 hold that order lieutenant.

@spicenug 9 лет назад

crackshack2 It is the right of every Klingon Man to fire photon torpedoes damn it! LOL.

@seble 8 лет назад

+crackshack2 lol

@timf7413 6 лет назад

And they wonder why he accepted a transfer...

@animateddepression 3 года назад

Explains why he was Lt forever while Geordi made it to Lt Cmdr.

@malikmohamed6051 3 года назад

@@animateddepression nc of this conversation "Do I get a promotion?" "No!"

@jamlym4974 3 года назад

“No one ever listens to me. I resign.” “No, Worf. We need you!”

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

Worf: Captain I don’t think we should fire phasers Picard: Really well too bad fire them on my command Worf: (to himself quietly) yessss

@XiaoFury 3 года назад

Worf: so you'll listen to me now? Crew: NO.

@Fourtytwo4242 Год назад

@@XiaoFury and so he went to deep space 9.

@A-man-ix4kz 7 месяцев назад

"We need you to have someone to dump on lol."

@josephjackson1956 4 года назад

There's a reason Worf has that forehead Constant denial makes him worry

@davidvondoom2853 3 года назад

He use to be one of those smooth headed Klingons, but the constant facepalming messed up his forehead.

@kaonashi3584 3 года назад

UNDERRATED

@TheNeXusCore9032 8 лет назад

"Captain, we're being probed! Raise shields?" "Nah, let them."

@gorillaau 5 лет назад

@LordMIGtau Worf: I though that was in Riker's job description.

@ridikerous 5 лет назад

Picard does the probing...of Wes' ass.

@SToNeOwNz 5 лет назад

Worf: * Shoots war memorial * Everyone: What the fuck are you doing?!

@MatthewFolger 5 лет назад

Word: "After you, sir." Geordie: "No, after you." That one slayed me!

@XZalla 4 года назад

lmao!

@Jeriun 4 года назад

Word?

@jdrmurphy4141 4 года назад

Fuck , ice never laughed so much. I've never noticed how much warf was denied.

@MinuteLeech2 4 года назад

Real talk, I hate it when people do that. Just get in the fucking door bro...

@Jack-zt1sr 3 года назад

@@MinuteLeech2 for real tho!

@chris56269 2 года назад

0:11 is still my favourite just the way Picard says "No." Without even bothering to look in Worf's direction.

@MrEDK1985 4 года назад

"I appreciate your prudence, Mr. Worf." "No, you really don't, captain."

@hackman669 3 года назад

DS9 Worf clutches his fists "Captain let me at him?" Sisco "Make it so," he pauses taps Worf on the shoulder, "Don't forget to leave a little for me." Worf Growls with glee.

@Hrothgar98 7 лет назад

Worf (to Picard): "Haven't you noticed a pattern here, Captain? With all due respect, sir, you and every other senior officer on this vessel has shot down every single suggestion I've made, from day one." Picard: "No, I haven't, Mr. Worf. I appreciate your observations. Now back to your post."

@jorgepeterbarton 5 лет назад

no Klingon would show such vulnerability. That's why Picard can get away with it!

@laurants 5 лет назад

Trev0r98 #fanfiction

@thecrimsonbubbles 5 лет назад

ironic that Worf is the one always getting shot down

@chukwudiilozue9171 5 лет назад

*and gotten shot at in return.

@thewalkingdead1574 4 года назад

It's like Worf is always nominated for an Emmy but he never get's one.lol

@ThePerfectRed 7 лет назад

Worf is a tool to help us understand things. He asks the same questions that a 20th century viewer would, and thus allows Piccard and the others to explain their motivation to the audience.

@superman0O7 7 лет назад

I wish that were true.

@SgtZaqq 7 лет назад

"Worf is a tool"

@anonymouse9960 6 лет назад

rodtodd y lol wtf?

@jlowe8059 6 лет назад

27th century lol...try 50,000,007th century

@Koldeman 3 года назад

Lol! The irony is that he was almost always right and his recommendations would have 9 times out of 10 kept the Enterprise & the crew out of danger. I'm curious how much less the kill-count would have been if they did what Worf suggests. 😆😆😆

@makomichael 4 года назад

this actually proves just how loyal, how useful Worf's presence and perspective was in almost all their situations.

@TheGoldcountry 9 лет назад

I find myself agreeing with Worf in 2/3 of these situations.Sometimes he is even the voice of reason- "Do they really need our CHIEF Engineer? How about one of those red shirts they used to kill all the time on the original?"

@nikk-named 5 лет назад

Well if they had jst sent their chief engineer maybe all those red shirts wouldn't have died...

@hairoftehdog 8 лет назад

3:15 "Will you grant my leave captain?" "...no." Best one :}

@Glitcher2000 4 года назад

“Captain, request permission to use the bathroom.”

@crimecat1483 4 года назад

@XiaoFury 4 года назад

@@crimecat1483 XD

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

Picard: Shit where you stand Mr Worf.

@casemods 3 года назад

Picard: "under what grounds mr worf? This is no time for relieving yourself"

@FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 года назад

Alright good I'm glad.

@aperioculus1988 4 года назад

"We do not need to hear anymore from the Son of Mogh" should basically be the title of this video lol 😆 (11:52)

@theStarkArts 8 лет назад

He would own the whole ship if he simply gave the exact opposite advice of what he really thought was best. Worf: "Captain, I feel that i need to step down from my position as lieutenant." Capt. Picard: "No Worf, i don't think that's necessary. Actually i believe it would be best if i were to step down and you were to become captain."

@mikecranapple8878 6 лет назад

Worf is the George Costanza of Star Trek.

@dragonknightleader1 5 лет назад

He was the most "decorated" officer in Conundrum.

@charjl96 7 лет назад

He is not a merry man

@kellyweingart3692 7 лет назад

prepare for ramming speed!

@kellyweingart3692 7 лет назад

No I won't go!

@gorillaau 5 лет назад

Surly only looks after Surly.

@SplendidFellow 5 лет назад

Hahaha! “I object! I am NOT a merry man!”

@trombondo 5 лет назад

@@SplendidFellow Close. It's "I protest..." ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0ICpoWtFFzc.html

@svensorensen7693 4 года назад

Ah, Worf, constantly denied, consistently right.

@fleacosmos66 2 года назад

Worf has an intelligence score of 17 but a charisma score of 5

@Redem10 10 лет назад

"Ah finally after thoses years of getting my suggestion dismiss I am finally have my own command! Now I am the one in charge, Ensign warp 5 to Betazoid!" "I don't think that's the best course of action sir"

@dhwwiiexpert 7 лет назад

Redem10 Lol!

@The_Invisible_Hand 6 лет назад

"Sir, there is no planet with that name. Did you mean Beta*zed*?"

@scienceMicroguy77 6 лет назад

hahahaha

@AzguardMike 5 лет назад

"Captain Worf, sir. Message from the Discovery. Its Michael, she says for you to resign as you are a, and i quote "Inferior weak man-baby who is not considered to be cannon" Your orders Sir? Worf : Charge all weapons and set course for the STD! *piccard appears* delay that order. Mr Worf, sometimes, when called to action.....

@hackman669 3 года назад

@@AzguardMike Worf turns to helmsman: Plot our original course. Shields up, prepare phasers and torpedoes for combat. Maximum warp! Communications officer: But what about our orders, sir? Worf grabs the Communications officer by the shirt and growls: We seem to be having difficulty receiving transmissions.

@DangerIncFilms 7 лет назад

Honestly, the best one is "Recommend we go to yellow alert!" "Why?" That one is just too good.

@K-Riz314 4 года назад

Can't remember for the life of me which episode that came from.

@potaterjim 3 года назад

"Shut up Wesley" "Belay that order Mr Worf"

@li-limandragon9287 3 года назад

Sad thing is Wesley is treated with more respect and people listen to his idiocy while Worf’s sound advice is completely ignored.

@alienatedpoet1766 4 года назад

Picard: I'm sorry I wont let you use your common sense to solve this problem. Sisko: no shit. That is better than my idea, you go do that!

@SamaritanPrime 4 года назад

Picard: Mr. Worf, hold your fire. Sisko: Mr. Worf... fire at your own discretion.

@thegentlemansretreat9742 7 лет назад

Antimatter breach in 5 seconds... Worf: "WE MUST EJECT THE CORE!" Picard: "NO!"

@shadowedmultiverse 7 лет назад

Worf: "Captain, I recommend we fire torpedoes." Picard: "Not yet Mr. Worf, let's see if we can negotiate first." ...... Worf: "Captain, I recommend we fire torpedoes." Sisko: "I'm surprised you hadn't already, Mr. Worf. By all means, fire."

@eldadmaster 6 лет назад

Sisko: :And don't forget to configure the torpedoes with biological world-killing WMD warheads"

@devintariel3769 6 лет назад

Make sure we use the unguided carpet bombing method

@Tim_Sviridov 6 лет назад

But that only highlights the difference between Picard and "world-killing WMD warheads carpet bombing" Sisko.

@Oliver_JW 6 лет назад

And don't forget to write on the torpedo "Don't fuck with the Sisko"

@madcourier6217 6 лет назад

Thesixthgoon XD

@thedatatreader 4 года назад

I learned 1000 ways to deny someone's -bad- advice from this clip. "I appreciate your concern, but..."

@hackman669 3 года назад

So now you are a college dean, politician, or sjw attorney?

@thedatatreader 3 года назад

@@hackman669 There are plenty more examples than just those. Some people make a career out of it like PR representatives, (Every type of lawyer), and CEOs to name a few.

@kjamison5951 4 года назад

“Worf, why are you always Kling-ON? Just once, do you think you could be Kling-OFF?”

@jazzj2 7 лет назад

worf tries to kill himself picard storms into the room yelling "DENIED MR WORF"

@Armitage112a 7 лет назад

You missed one of the best: Season 3, Ep. 13--"Deja Q"--at the end, when Q becomes human again and wants to share his happiness with the crew, he makes two beautiful women appear next to Riker. Riker doesn't want them, so Q gives them to Worf. Picard commands Q to knock it off, so he makes the beautiful women disappear. You can see the disappointment all over Worf's face, tho he says nothing.

@ChildofGodforevr 5 лет назад

Naomi Armitage u obviously don’t know anything about Klingons or this show. When a Klingon sleeps with a woman he has to marry her. The woman can say no but then they’re dishonorable.

@oliviahills1022 5 лет назад

Elisabeth it's just funny

@SquidkidMega 5 лет назад

I don’t want your fantasy women

@theobserver314 4 года назад

Wrong: "when Q becomes human again." Correction: "when Q becomes omnipotent/immortal again."

@gregp103 4 года назад

@@ChildofGodforevr nerd.

@BrianSmith-yq7ys 3 года назад

It’s just so brutally hilarious how all the nos are combined together like this.

@gtgodbear6320 4 года назад

He can't even let someone else talk first. Worf: " I'm sorry go ahead" Laforge: "No, you go ahead"

@tessastrong1770 5 лет назад

Worf: I finally found a great girl, we're really happy together and we're getting married- Gul Dukat: NO, Mr. Worf!

@hopefrog7856 4 года назад

Tessa Strong poor Worf every woman he loves gets killed

@CrazyNormie3457 4 года назад

Too soon

@Burt1038 4 года назад

@@hopefrog7856 If Worf had a pet dog they would probably kill it, too.

@Paly3 4 года назад

@@Burt1038 Didn't he have a pet Targ which got killed?

@ThatMeansHesMad 4 года назад

@@Paly3 I think the targ ran away or was "accidentally" let loose by Worf's parents. I could be wrong about that.

@ogilain 8 лет назад

I was already laughing my ass off and then realized there were still 13 minutes left in the montage. This is priceless...

@ivancarlson953 4 года назад

Worf "Good morning, Captain!" Captain: "No!"

@DogSerious 4 года назад

Spock: "They are dying" Kirk: "Let them die"

@hackman669 3 года назад

Who was dying? An enemy or unknown alien? If it is an enemy who just lost trying to kill me, I heartily agree with Kirk.

@andrewjones9547 2 года назад

@@hackman669 people who were making some sort of crazy illusion to kirk spock mcoy and someone else then the illusion was broken and they turned into silly string being that slowly died

@danieljames1868 5 лет назад

"Sir, my place is by your side." "The safety of the enterprise is tantamount." Worf: _If you would just stop leaving the frigging ship those wouldn't be mutually exclusive!_

@HunhowsShadowStalker 3 года назад

This is especially the case considering the captain usually _shouldn't_ be part of the away team. The captain should remain on the bridge and oversee the situation from there. That way, in case something goes wrong with the away team, the captain isn't in any direct danger and the ship can easily get to safety without having to wait for the away team's return.

@danieljames1868 3 года назад

@@HunhowsShadowStalker I mean, at least part of it can be explained by playing off of Boimler's speech in Lower Decks; wierd-ass stuff happens when starfleet pokes around places and everyone needs to learn suck it up and work through it, since they might not get a briefing about it until after it's over. The senior staff are the folks with the most experience improvising when reality stops working in some new and novel way, therefore it makes sense to have them be the ones poking their noses in. That said, having that party be very nearly the entire command chain of the ship is... perhaps an unwise choice, yeah...

@MWSin1 5 лет назад

"Explain." "Sorry, sir. I didn't mean to do my job."

@omarlives 4 года назад

Worf: But there are rape gangs! Beverly: I can handle it.

@Jake007123 3 года назад

Yeah, that moment I knew that Riker should immediately said "DENIED" and left her on the ship.

@FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 года назад

You think they should have had a zero gravity facility instead of going 60 miles up in space ? Lol

@michaels8386 2 года назад

The dancing doctor likes it rough

@IRMentat 2 года назад

TNG Worf: I suggest a sensible precaution. TNG response: denied. DS9 issue: things are getting out of hand. DS9 Worf: No shackles, no dictates, no limits? I’m on it! Sisko: lucky for me we never said no warcrimes. Fire ze missile! Worf: Wait, wut?

@li-limandragon9287 Год назад

Janeway: Hell yeah

@WhenYouveGoneGuru 10 лет назад

Someone should make an annotation screen where it tells you if Worf was right or not.

@michaelsandoval7608 5 лет назад

P Wiley He was never right. He either wanted to lie, to achieve the outcome he wanted, or fire torpedoes at his perceived threat.

@goombapizza6335 2 года назад

@@michaelsandoval7608 To lie?? Worf?? What are you even talking about?????

@GregaMeglic 7 лет назад

And Guinen asks why he never laughs.

@stevepettersen3283 4 года назад

Once Worf started drinking prune juice I think he loosened up quite a bit!

@JohnDoe-ne4kg 4 года назад

I think Worf has been known to laugh on occasion. Here's a question, is there a moment in any Voyager episode where Seven of Nine laughs?

@hawkeye5955 4 года назад

@@JohnDoe-ne4kg : I think Seven did laugh when The Doctor took over her body when they encountered an alien civilization that banned holograms.

@andregordon2599 4 года назад

Worf takes his job very seriously, and is generally seen as far more deliberate and cautious than anyone else on the bridge, I including the captain. I like that about him, even if people didn't listen to him lol

@bespectacledheroine7292 3 года назад

The best ones are those extending beyond usual Starfleet duties like when he’s requesting assistance to revive his family honor or when he’s trying to commit suicide (Either time). Worf just can’t win man.

@SystemYTP 10 лет назад

After that, I wanted to make a counter-video with all moments in which Picard agrees with Worf. But RU-vid says, they don't accept videos with a length of 00:00...

@BuzzKirill3D 10 лет назад

I remember a couple of times right off the bat where the crew took his suggestions, like the time they had to awaken an old Klingon ship's sleeping crew and in order not to provoke an immediate attack, Worf sat in the captain's chair. Or the time in "The Gambit", where he suggested using the Health and Safety inspections rule to justify bringing a guy on board.

@mercenum5186 5 лет назад

Ok man I'm dead 😂😂😂

@FamilyGuyBob 5 лет назад

I've seen every episode a thousand times so I'm well aware of why worf was about to punch an old woman in the face at 0:40. With that said, seeing it out of context was way funnier than it should be.

@Mark-uk8wz 3 года назад

Worf needs to master reverse psychology: Worf: „Recommend we DO NOT fire a torpedo“ Picard: „Fire at will“

@masere 3 года назад

Worf aims phaser at Riker Picard - "No Worf!"

@AllieSocks12 Год назад

At least after all these times getting denied on TNG, being turned on by his own people, even getting beat up and having his bones broken by Counsellor Troi all came together to make Worf into a complete badass on DS9. Gotta respect him for leveling up!

@Taxrenn93 8 лет назад

To quote SFDebris Worf: " Oh, oh, NOW you want my opinion? That's always the way, isn't it? You smugly go about your ways, smirking at each other about the paranoid Klingon until things go wrong, which they ALWAYS do, you drop your tofu in horror and turn to me, right at the time when it's become so powerful that all it does is kick my ass. So yes, Commander Jellyfish, I will sort this shit out for you, like I always do, and you can go back to sorting your tampons by their shade of pink."

@kickass21ful 8 лет назад

+Taxrenn93 Oh, DAMN! Somebody needs to visit the burn ward for those third degrees...OUCH!

@OneShatteredUniverse 8 лет назад

BURN.

@troiheynen9427 7 лет назад

Taxrenn93 I

@Sorain1 6 лет назад

I wish I could remember which video that was from...

@JamestheKilljoy 4 года назад

Should be titled “Worf resist killing a person again and again”

@hackman669 3 года назад

Really should have been dubbed "Reasons Worf Really needed a Transfer."

@FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 года назад

This 8s where they change subject

@aqdrobert 3 года назад

Worf accepts his promotion to the USS Cerritos. Finally a crew that sometimes listens.

@NinjaVampireCyborg 10 лет назад

Man Worf can't even catcha break during suicide

@ananousous 5 лет назад

On multiple occasions

@CrystalBearer20 10 лет назад

Worf: The Only Sane Man on a ship of fools.

@african-history-fountain 6 лет назад

LOL

@michaelsandoval7608 5 лет назад

Lying & shooting torpedoes at aliens is not sane. Lol. Worf was a child stuck in a weird dude

@davebartosh5 3 года назад

After watching this I'm surprised Worf didn't end up with a drinking problem. lol

@stormcorrosion176 3 года назад

"Ma'am, have you ever considered a career in security?"

@ZeHoSmusician 3 года назад

"If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority!" Worf: surprised Pikachu face

@AlekWheeler 10 лет назад

Gotta love Worf, no matter how many ideas he suggests that get rejected, he never gets discouraged

@richardched6085 5 лет назад

One thing Worf has learned in abundance..... Is patience.

@AshleeJewel 3 года назад

It is so true that worf gets denied over and over again! I never realized it when I first watched the series but I'm re-watching it now and I'm like oh my God he was always making really good recommendations and Picard would shut him down and the very thing that he would warn against would come true and no one ever apologize for not heeding his advise/granting his requests. It's like, was that his social commentary? LOL I just don't understand why that was part of his story line. And that is super cool he watched this and laughed and referenced it in interviews. Congrats🙌🏽

@michellerivera3904 3 года назад

Picard: Does anyone have any suggestions? Worf: Yes, sir. I do believe my suggestion will end this episode quicker and I can finally get out of this makeup. Picard: Hm, I see . . . Denied, Mr Worf.