100 years ago, the idiots who invented espresso had no idea what they were doing. I mean, how could they possibly know all the secrets of extraction- to yield hints of green tea and bergamot-complete and total idiots. Seriously tho, these events showcase a hubris and lack of understanding of what relaxing with a cup of espresso means. In short, this event is perfectly illustrated by the South Park episode of farting into wine, glasses and snorting their own shit thinking it’s roses.
Because, apparently, no one has been drinking coffee correctly for the past thousand years! It is with technological innovation and true snobbery that we’re able to extract the pretentiousness that a coffee bean truly yields
