World News Wednesday: Florida Man Special 

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Just not the same without a four page introduction from Danny

Every show you do is great. But don’t cut Danny’s intro.

Honestly nothing fits the BrainBlaze formula more than slamming out a Wednesday news special on Friday. It just embodies the chaos this channel is and Simon's embrace of such beautifully.

I think I speak for us all when I say we want the stories about Danny’s life. Still waiting for that biographics episode.

I vote for Danny's intro to be included from here on out. The new set-up looks nice!

I can accept Simon sitting down I can accept Blazeboy putting on a suit I can accept Factboi changing the format a bit I can NOT accept Godking throwing out Danny's intro

You can't just NOT read Danny's intro! I will go the rest of my life wondering about his intro that was lost to time.

Don't you know Simon? The intros are an entry in-and-of themselves.

The fact he cancelled Danny's script is more than enough evidence that Simon has lost his mind. Good to hear.

I enjoyed this new format! Fun and laughs as always! Maybe this is terrible of me, but I really was kind of hoping after you threw the first page out that Danny had snuck an extra copy of his intro into the second or third page 😂

Simon you better pick the literary masterpiece you just threw over your shoulder and read it like a good fact boy. Danny is in the basement right now drowning in his own tears

I am fully in favor of regular Florida Man updates. That one subject should keep Simon in scripts for ages.

Brain Blaze with no long introduction is like a grilled cheese with no cheese

Congratulation Simon you just created the most valuable BB script by skipping the intro(if it ever go up on auction)

Ahh, Friday. The perfect time for Wednesday News.

This really looks like business blaze now that Simon is in a suit and tie.

Danny's intro (and the rants that go with it) is part of what makes bus.. brain blaze awesome, you can't just throw it away !

I miss Simon beating the stuff around his set up and hitting the script along with the shouting at the plant and the lap. This serious Simon is not the same especially without the intro by Danny.

You bring back that introduction fact boi. I need Danny's rant before Simon's rant. It completes me

We love your introductions Danny!

It's okay, Simon. You can admit you are tired of standing up for hours in order to film these Blazing masterpieces. Edit: I absolutely loved this _Wednesday_ News Special. I missed the long intro though. I'd also love a video filled with only long intros.

Simon's American accent is getting incrementally better each time. Though, we don't all talk like we're from East Texas.

Wednesday stuff on Fridays! Next up is Simon starting a religion where the weekly Sunday Services are held every other Tuesday Edit: Top Tenz (his main channel) just uploaded a video titled "10 Bizarre Cult Rituals"... The ball is already rolling

Absolutely outrageous that you just threw away Danny's magnificent intro like that. I demand it to be brought to auction as a NFT.

I was half joking last week,that we would get a new channel focused entirely on Florida man… This works (especially Wednesday news on Friday) lol

I love the new format and can't wait to see where it goes providing consistent content again in the Business Blaze style. I miss Danny's introductions already though

World News Wednesday, *Posts on Friday* I love this channel lol

I vote that you keep Danny’s intros, because the intro is a classic part of the Brain Blaze formula and it’d be sad to see it go for this new format.

Florida woman here: I took my driver's exam in High School driver's ed. I failed the first time, and then the teacher goes to me at the end of class and says: "we finished early. You wanna try again?" So I did and "passed", Mainly because he didn't want to have to get the paperwork out again the next day. Update: I'm from the next town over from the turtle guy.

This was amazing. The only thing that would have made it better is one of Danny's long ass intros. Please do more of these. I demand more Blaze Boi news.

You need a teleprompter for these. Also, Danny's intro is the best part!

Petition for Simon to actually have his own news network- everyone in agreement say ‘aye’

When I saw the suit I knew we were in for a wild ride. OGBB's know that Friday is the optimal time for Wednesday's World News!

Very Dapper! Now you need Sam to come up with an awesome but slightly amusing intro sequence that is very news-like

Clever Danny putting two intros in, so we still got the driving test story.

My 24 year old son overheard the segment about the syringes and almost ruptured himself laughing. Good job!

I need to hear Danny’s life stories!

Business Blaze becomes Brain Blaze then suddenly, and without warning begins acting all business like, and possible blazed.

Dude, we come here to see the real coke crayzed Simon. Not the one that went to business school and knows a company has to shill for profit. we want the manic, deranged lunatic screaming about sheath holding the balls right. Selling rotting turtle. Not top tenz Simon. Once a week is a good palette cleanser though. Stay rad fact man.

I feel like this channel is the embodiment of driving a car down the road as each wheel falls off, bounces around a little bit, and somehow slap themselves back into place and frankly I'm totally here for it.

Yeah peeing in the woods is normal and pretty much expected on things like camping trips or incredibly long hikes, I think it’s only illegal if it is reasonable to think someone could see you

You should do a vid on Australia s version of Florida man. Territory man also known as Darwin man. He usually has adventures with crocodiles or deadly snakes while drinking beer

Its great that the Wednesday special drops on a friday. I fucking love this channel!

To be fair, the contraban was *in* him, not *on* him :v

I absolutely did get a 'D' for Dangerous on my driving test results. Twice.

Please, stop this format. Brain Blaze is the only channel, where you can't sit. We need all your motivation, anger, frustration & energy for BB! It's WHAT MAKES this channel what it is and you managed to build up a massive fanbase (and the merch!!!). Away with the formality, the suit, the sitting. Loses 90% of the fun that way :(

Could do with some picture-in-picture memes and headlines for the news aesthetic but this is still a good one.

Well, Simon, most of the weird town names are from the various tribal names from the Native Americans they shoved out, drove across country on foot, and corralled in a smaller and smaller corner of Oklahoma. So, blame the dead natives, if you dare - I hear their ghosts will haunt you until you jump to your death from a high cliff, or something like that... 😄😉 I know my ancestors would, from our old family stories. 😳 (Edited stupid mistake) Then edited to add: we've all got what kind of fences? LOL, not out in the rural areas! It's barbed wire, electric fencing, or nothing!

I'm disowning my children if we don't get more of these each Wednesday.

@19:35 Whelp… you know those moments when you realize how much things stay the same where you’re from? I attended DSC in its previous iteration as a Community College about a decade before the crack smoking brilliance of the pair who claimed to get locked in the closet. Twice, in one afternoon, I had a person attempt to break into a rehearsal room into which I had locked myself. (Rehearsal rooms at the college were very narrow rooms with only enough room for an upright piano, bench & 2 people. They had long narrow windows to tell if they were occupied. They also had lockable doors. Basically they were jumped up janitor’s closets.) The truly ‘Florida person’ moment of it was the fact that both times I left my rather secure space* and chased a person twice my size around the building & out. So, why would criminals chase someone into a closet at that school. Don’t know. Why did a person who was almost the victim of a crime chase someone from a locked, closet-sized space? Really poor fight-or-flight instincts.** * the locks were actually rather rubbish, but still! ** don’t ask me why the man didn’t pull a ‘Scooby-Doo’ & turn around on me the second time. I guess he simply wasn’t expecting it to happen again any more than I was.

I'd bet Danny's intro was way more entertaining than Simon's babbling about pissing in public.

You can sit down, Simon. Just get a hi-hat cymbal for the desk. And some of us are pathologically apposed to ties... Bonus? You can do your video in your Sheath undies and a t-shirt! Or you can keep rocking those winter sweaters. Just...no ties.

Ah yes! Now that the name of the channel is Brain blaze, now is when the suit match the setting.

Danny’s introductions are not the problem. The problem is you’re going off on a tangent U-turn what would be a five minute introduction into a 45 minute rant… It’s entirely your fault not Danny’s.

Justice for Danny’s introduction

He didn't have an assault rifle. Those are extremely rare in America, as you have to have a machine gun license to own one. He probably had a semi-auto AR-15, which is NOT an assault rifle.

The vibe is still there, you can sit down simon, but don't take away the intro, it's part of the absurd charm that hooks us on the blaze

Simon Simon Simon.... The quickest way to get cancelled is to cut Danny's intro: His writing is at least 40% of what makes this channel work, and Sam's memes are 30%

Abandoned a dark casual criminalist for a lighter blaze! Keep up the good work fact boy and stay safe.

Simon, you don't make a crack pipe out of scouring pads. You use small pieces of scouring pad as a screen in a small glass tube so the crack sits on the screen, then you smoke it. Not that I've ever done any illegal drugs at all, ever. But I did grow up in a very bad neighborhood.

As someone from Portland, Oregon... I'm very grateful that Florida exists to pull headlines from us. Also, I was hoping for Greta's "How Dare You" when you threw away the Intro... dangit simon, I love Danny's intro! Can someone with a super-high-rez video and whatnot screen-grab the text for that intro? We need to know what it said! 0:40

if the world is a character creation screen.. Florida is what happens when you just mad click the "random" button 100 times then hit GO!

My girlfriend's sister took her driving test 4 times. Same instructor/tester each time. During the 4th attempt she pulled out onto the divided highway - the wrong direction. The instructor passed her when they got back because, "She was going to get him killed".

As a native Floridian, hearing you pronounce place names here... smh, well, I now know how you feel when Americans attempt English place names

0:50 - Chapter 1 - Florida man too busy yelling in traffic to notice a huge tornado 7:40 - Chapter 2 - Florida man insists syringe pulled from his a$$ aren't his 15:00 - Mid roll ads 19:00 - Chapter 3 - Florida couple trapped in closet for 2 days 23:50 - Chapter 4 - Florida man threaten to destroy town with an army of turtles 28:00 - Chapter 5 - Florida man gives cops dashcam video that shows he didn't caused car wreck but did burglarized a store PS: So you have made the "Fact News Network" i see

I dunno man about this format. We want cocaine affected Simon with long intros from Danny... This feels like a slightly psychotic top tenz.

I was in the middle of watch the first Florida Man video for Brain Blaze, It was still Business Blaze, when this one dropped... Also I live just outside of Orlando and can tell you that there is nothing in this video that will surprise me.

This was amazing. Definitely need more!

8:00 The RU-vidr Dr. Mike has talked about this a few times. They are allowed to talk about their patients outside of the office as long as the doctor does not reveal anything that may be used to identify a patient; age, weight, race, name, etc. Obviously theres more complexity than that, but thats the basis

Just doesn't hit right without the intro. It's like not doing the warm up before a hard workout. Doesn't feel like I get as much out of it. Any chance of a quick vid with just the intro?

Just read the script as Danny writes it fact boy. We are here for Danny

Simon, ending up on a registry for peeing in public is a weird American thing. It’s meant to disrespect all the victims of actual real sex crimes. Hope this helps.

Justice for the intro!

Ok God King! It's weird seeing you in suit and tie during a Brain Blaze but at least your legs won't hurt when Danny writes a 8 page blaze! Lol!😆

I've watched 30 seconds and i already want more of these

No intro is just sad :c That was often the best part! Gotta admit the outfit definitely feels weird XD I miss casual Simon with a nice jacket over a basic T lol.

Simon, this was bizarre and fun. Thank you!

I am here for Danny's Intros and random rants. Maybe it was because I escaped Florida after living in that cesspool for three years, but I miss the old format.

No, I want my Simon back...I want crazy man, not sedate, lucid Simon!! Update: Simon still needs more of that smoke...not crazy enough for my liking

I don't know, I miss having the shouting neurotic Simon. This format is fit for a new channel, Brain Blaze News.

I always assumed the joke of the "thank you so much for wasting my time" meme was how hilariously long it takes him to say it.

A guy recently, in florida too I think, got arrested after cops found drugs taped around his junk. He also tried telling the cops they weren't his

Love that you changed the name of the channel from Business Blaze and are now wearing a suit.

If you have contraband in your butt, since it's inside your person, it's arguable that it isn't on your person and answering "No" isn't a lie

World News Wednesday: Where Simon pretends to host a news show and also pretends that it's Wednesday.

A piece of scouring pad/steel wool is placed in one end of a glass tube and the crack is put on the pad. So you don't suck the crack through the tube.

A suit and tie, now I know this will be a classy episode! 😁

32:00 Dude working from home I’ve spent days worth of zoom meetings with a nice coat on but without pants, and it’s so good.

As a Floridian, though not native born thankfully, it always amuses me when Simon says the names of Florida counties.

Oh my God, your friends a legend. Driving OVER the roundabout hahaha. BTW Americans do know what roundabouts are....

Some of the funniest parts are when Danny's jokes WHOOOSH right over Simon's head. I mean, I 100% get it; when I'm focused on reading aloud I tend to miss puns (to the mockery of my sisters) so I feel some camaraderie there... as I giggle and whisper "whoosh."

Was just into the casual criminalist latest video, and Simon mentions how it's gonna be gory, will be saving it for day time tomorrow. And sleep to this brain blaze one , where we see the best version of him.

Drink more coffee Simon! And we demand the introduction from now on. Wednesday news on Friday is brilliant.

Love this brainblaze format. But we need ETA back to the Blaze.

Uh.... just so ya know, Simon- we DO, in fact, have roundabouts in the US as well. xD

We all love Danny's introductions. Leave the introductions, lose the suit. Don't go off the casual path for a stuffy old news anchor. It's killing my buzz and hardly the most absurd stories from Florida. I lived there in the 90s.

No offense, but if this is a new standard for the channel, then I will be unsubbing. Danny and his intros are the main easons I watch..

I think this new Format will be awesome

What is going on Blaze boy! What is this today we learned BS! Stand up and give us that energy the business/brain