World of Warships - Damage Whore 

bane of the oceans is the award you get when you have 100 heroic achievments

Those 0 damage pens are the shit that make BB captains smash their keyboards against the wall

"Went in the bridge window, bounced of the CAPTAIN BREARD and buried himself in the boilerroom..." xD

"bounced of the captains beard" i almost chocked laughing :D

Yamato is actually quite small in capital ship standards (length, not tonnage) at least in the game or compared to real life fleet carriers, but yes Kurfürst is the biggest ship in the game both in tonnage and length. Before the german BBs, the heaviest ship in the game was Yamato (argueably, Montana might be a bit heavier) and the longest was the Midway. Yamato's length is around 256m, Montana is around 280, and the Kurfürst is about 310, while Midway is 300.

"Enter the Yamato" scene cracked me up.

Watching the Currywurst obliterate the Yamato is like watching the Spinosaurus kill the T-Rex

18 inch AP shell from Kurfürst's 42cm (16,5 inch) guns? Are those Rita's "welsh" inches, Jingles? :D

The inconsistent attacks on the Bismarck appear to be because many shells were hitting the A and B turrets rather than this ship itself - And if a shell pens the turret, but doesn't do enough damage to knock it out the game registers that as a 0 damage penetration. The game also counts pens to external modules (like secondaries) that fail to get inside the ship as 0 damage penetrations. This is a rather frustrating part of being a BB, but to be fair I have to wonder if Hobe wasn't deliberately aiming at the turrets seeing as he was at a good range to put the shots into the Bismarck's belt otherwise.

That citadel on Kurrywurst from the front was because shell hit 2nd turret barbete . That is the weakspot of germonies BB

With a voice like yours you should be announcing golf,wonderfully clear and soft,very nice. One Hell of a fight,hats off to the Captain of the Kurrywurst.

I've missed watching your videos jingles its the first time since I've been enlisted that ive been able to relax and enjoy your videos thank you for everything you do!

I do not exactly know why I find these videos so satisfying. I do not play the game so I am rather clueless, but Mighty Jingles is just so informative and entertaining I just keep watching start to finish . : ) Good job good Sir! edit oh lol more then 1.5 years late. I came from a July 2018 video

I love the commentary. Got started in WoW because of you

That was brutal! Excelent replay and video.

Hey Jingles =) Thanks for uploading the replay^^ Just checked my email account and noticed that I actually send you the post battle screens as well, but doesnt matter =) Keep up the good work! Greetings from germany

"YAMATOOOOOO-" *DVD RIP* *55K DAMAGE* I busted out laughing!

This is the best Wows episode I think you've ever made Mr.Jingles.

Not sure if poor aim at the Bismarcks or deliberately trying to score zero damage pens on his turrets. Also, the GK has 16.5inch guns, not 18. What happened at 10:00 is unusual but it does happen. Watch the video slowly and you can catch it. 12 shots fired, 7 sail too far to the right and miss completely, although one of them was really close to hitting the superstructure. 2 hit the superstructure and overpen, dealing 1350 damage each(alpha of 13500, 10% for overpen). 1 hits the upper belt and fails to overmatch it, bouncing completely. 2 of the shells hit the side of the B turret. One of them pens the gun and does only module damage. But that one hail mary shot arcs slightly downward penetrates the tiniest bit of barbette showing, and almost dead-center of the barbette at that, scoring a citadel on the magazine for 13500. That shot could have caused a detonation. Total damage: 16200= 1350*2 + 13500

YAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOO.... *Paddlin Intensifies*

Yay, more boats vids. My fav jingles vids!

@10:06 "I can only assume that the 18" armored shell went through the bridge window, bounced off the Captain's beard, and buried itself in the boiler room..." Hahahaha love it!

jingles once again you make my birthday happy for once

jingles, watching your vids always make me want to play!

"BRAVE PILLS".... I love that phrase, jingles!!

Thank God! I was thinking I wasn't going to have Jingles to watch while eating breakfast!!

beh-HEE-muth

3:48 dat Yamato gun sound tho

9:25 The moment you started playing that song was the moment I nearly yelled out "DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!" at the screen. Funny because that's almost exactly what happened when Heinrich fired the guns shortly after.

Jingles answered my prayer for a battleship replay

thanks Jingles, i'm even more excited for the kurfurst

My dear Jingles, I am an student with regular sleepless night and depression. Your videos are a source of joy. I can't thank you enough for making them.

10:20 "You Explain it" Challenge accepted. The magazine counts as part of the citadel, as does the ammunition chute for a short distance upward. This is particularly notable with superfiring turrets, as the "counts-as-citadel" segment of their ammo chute is taller than with regular turrets. He penetrated the ammunition chute of the other guy's B turret.

With that Citadel on the first salvo against the enemy Kurrywurst... it seems a shell from the port gun of the frontmost turret hit the citadel... because of how large the ship is, that gun actually had a good angle on the hull.

Körriwurst - holy schnitzel that thing is better than beer and pretzels

Oh, thank you lord of the salt mines for the YAAAAAA MAAAAAA TOOOOOOOO moment

Need to wake up in four hours to strain my body physically (lots of training)... but Jingles has uploaded a video. Sleep can wait!

I adore that camp,it looks crazy😱

amazing play

I have no idea how i found you Rear Admiral Jingles but i have to say I really enjoy your commentary!!

I have discovered the joys of the Leander. Some say it isn't a good ship, but I have way more fun in it than I do with my American tier 6 cruiser, the watchamacallit. I can't wait for the Fiji. Thanks Jingles.

After that yamato song played I suddenly rembered the anime, good anime that

:o A Kurrywurst video my favorite!

you're commentary is so fun ^_^ great replay by the player. thank you for sie entertainment

Your laughing is wonderful

Doing no damage like this must feel the same like hitting AMX ELC in my Jagdpanther II in the side and only damaging his tracks. You feel like sticking your keyboard into someones face.

the chorus when the yamato shows and the broken vinyl noise when he gets 3 citadels cracked me up, but the comment about the shell going through the bridge window and bouncing the captain's beard before hitting the boiler room that was priceless .... very funny indeed. Germans can't be citadel, so WTF was RNG doing when the shell hits the front? definitely no idea, keep the good work

Hearing Jingles getting confused about module penetrations is adorable

Damn good game, Fritz.

soooo close to 1 million subscribers!

We'll edit this out later is Jingles for: this will definitely make it into the youtube video

Wargaming's explanation for inconsistent damage on Bismarck: "Rugged Construction"

Well played dear Sir. I wish I could live up to that surname that I have.

Much love to you jingles thank you for making Wargaming fun and thank you for all the information you give out...God Bless and be safe

The Mighty Jingles Oberst reminds me of the loltrackor journey videos, could be a coincidence though.

The Yamato song fail was great😂

Very nice

I had a game in my heavy tank no. VI earlier today. It was a tier eight match on Airfield. We ended up winning by a Tiger and a tier VI German medium capping the enemy base. I stayed on top of the hill in the South Central portion of the map and bought them some time. I burned a Firefly and a Jadgpanther to death, and got in a few more shots before some lights flanked me and finished me off.

Space Battleship Yamato theme=chills for me every time....Y-A-M-A-T-O~!!!!!

That Citadel on the Yamato through the front was due to a penetration through the side of one of those turrets. Citadel extends up into the turret 'basket' on every turret on a ship that has a Citadel.

"How'd they fuck that up?!" Words spoken by many WoWS player many, many times over.

bloody good !

04:35 no joke as soon as the warning for torpedoes pop up I held right click by pure instinct

The citadel on the enemy Kurfürst at 10:03 was probably the shot that went right under the turret into the gun mount. 380 mm at that range, for those guns isn't that hard to pen.(it also helps that RNG landed the shell almost flat on the armor)

"i can only assume at 18 inch armor piercing shell went through the bridge window, bounce off the captains beard and buried itself to boiler room". God dammit, I was just drinking beer and now it bursted off from my nose.

Behemoth, Buh-he-muth :D there you go now you can use it all the time Jingles.

When he was shooting at the Bismarck, it looks like the shells were bouncing off the turrets.

that clutch kill

when the G. kurfurst was team damaged by that DD a car alarm outside started to freak out XD

Heinrich's teammate actually called out in German: Yugumo coming up right, Amagi behind.

Love that salt at 19:43 LOL

Two things: Yamato is the smallest T10 battleship in the game so far and the zero damage penetrations are hitting modules (often a turret). Module hits don't do any structure HP damage but those turrets are that much closer to breaking permanently.

I love Jingles saying currywurst instead of kurfürst xD

actually this caliber/4 only aplies to the 2ndaries of the kurfürst and the gneisenau. it was the buff for german he-shells for cruisers that comes into effect at these two ships, because of the guns they use.

10:00 I think one of those shells scored a direct hit in the mounting ring of the No.2 turret.

I probably shouldn't argue with such great results... But maybe more of his team would've survived longer if he and his platoon mate (In Tier X BBs) didn't sit behind the rest of the team and snipe. The German BBs are brawlers. Get close and use your secondaries.

The only reason why he couldn't deal significant damage to long range Bismarck is that he aimed a bit too high, so the shells always landed above the deck or on the superstructure, which caused over penetration or little damage...

"Bane of the Ocean"? You're a big ship.

' i can only assume that the 18 inch AP shell went through the bridge window, bounced of the captain's beard and buried itself in the boiler room.' omg xD

Jingles! Strange RNG with BB guns is what battleship Captains such as myself are used to! Tis the life of a BB Captain. If you can't take a joke, don't play BB lol

That front citadel I think was to the bridge which has citadel level armor and I’ve heard some people say it will count as a citadel

Imagine the "oh shit" moment experienced by that Kagero at 15:06 when the sonar comes on...

Jingles you need a song themed for the kurrywurst like you have with the yamato it seems. :)

he hit the turrets/mounted modules (secondaries and AA guns) which only does dmg to those modules, esp if you use AP.

Two tier 10 BB's in a division are never outnumbered.

Does anyone know his release schedule for the World of Warship videos? Feels like ages and I love this series!

Jingles: "I can only asume that the 18 inch armor piercing shell went through the bridge window, bounced of the captains beard and baried itself in the boiler room"

lol yamato side armour, the yamato has a huge citadel that touches the surface of the ship with 410mm protecting it. Compared to its predecessor, the izumo, that has 356mm belt armour and a citadel that is almost completely below the waterline

I don't play ships but I am glad the "go play barbi" is trending there as well lol

the tier 8 japanese premium cruiser, the "atta-go" ~Jingles 2017

Inconsistent damage numbers are due to damage saturation of particular areas/parts of the ship, as an area loses HP there is less left to lose so penetrations do less damage. So in essence it's shells hitting different parts with different HP pools that causes the weird numbers.

You indeed featured one of his games, it was in a Nikolai I, video title was "Overpowered" if I'm not wrong.

0 Damage penetrations are actually when a shell hits a penetrates a main battery gun or a secondary gun. These modules have health pools that are not tied to the ship's total hp pool so it doesn't do damage to the ship.

I just hope this ship is as much of a beast on console as it is on PC

9:30 made me chuckle a little

Ah yes, when you have two ships and the enemy have five ships and you're outnumbered nearly two to one.

The secondary range of KM BBs Bismarck, FDG and GK is 10.6 km with the signal flag and those ribbons saying they penned but no damage is confirmed by to be a limitation of the ribbon system, you can over pen on superstructure and bounce on the deck armour and it will only count the over pen.

Wah wah wah ISPECTOR

When the randomize-o-mat is against you in BBs your done for

I just noticed after watching this for the fifth time.... if that DD had been just a second later launching his torps, they would've won on points right there, and he would've gotten a Dreadnought Award as well. They were sitting on 999 points when he died.