Tim MacDonald, the keyboard player., was a very good friend of mine. I knew him for over 30 years. He was responsible for my wife and I getting into the real estate rental business and us retiring in San Diego. Sadly he passed away in 2019 just before the pandemic. RIP Tim.
It's ironic that the thing that makes us the most uncomfortable is that they DIDN'T use the foul language we expected which is what really makes us uncomfortable.
I just nearly died laughing because I accidentally added this to my playlist for sad songs instead of funny stuff. All of a sudden, I just start to hear this and it made my day.
Timmy Collins u guys cant even access youtube in your school? Damn ur school sucks man we can even watch porn in our school😂 at first they were blocked, then they unblocked them, then blocked them again😂
Why if I was your parents I would by you a beer if you put that as your ringtone. Come to think of it that’s why I’m on sexual harassment charges after my daughter played Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”
Lyrics There was an old farmer who lived by a rock, He sat in the meadow a-shaking his fist, At some boys who were down by the crick (creek), Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles And playthings, and in days of yore There came a young lady she looked like a Pretty young creature. She sat on the grass She pulled up her dresses and showed us her Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck. She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children and learn them to knit While the boys in the barnyard where shovelling Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her Eyes at the fellows as girls somtimes do, To make it quite clear that she wanted to Go for a nice pleasent stroll on the grass, Then hurry back home for a nice peice of Icecream and cake that stood three layers tall, And after dessert she was ready to Go for another walk down by the dock, With any young man with a sizeable Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front, If he asked politely she would show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits, And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her Small tenders hands with movement so quick, Then she'd lean on over and suck on his Soda so sweetly till she finished it, Then pull down her panties to rub on her Hip, which she brused when she ran down the halls, 'Cause he tried to force her to lick on his Candy so tasty made of butterscotch, And then he spread whipped cream All over her cookies she had been baking all night, If you think this is dirty you're f***ing well right.
I love that nobody laughed the first misleadment, but the second time everyone laugh, implying that everyone thought first round "oh I thought they would say... Jesus i need to control myself"
I had a sub. teacher who sang this to all of his classes (every grade) Elementary kids: good song Middle school kids: laughing hysterically High school kids: blushing and snickering Edit: the sub past away a month ago from a stroke
I'm surprised they actually let a teacher sing a song like that to the whole class. Years ago, a teacher who did that would not only be fired, he would not be allowed to work in any other school for the rest of his life.
The captions make this song so much funnier. First she starts off by burning her children, then she starts purring and ends up innovating someone's daughter
I remember this when I was young. I actually memorized it and used to sing it to my parents friends when they were drunk. It was impressive for a fifth grader to sing to a bunch of drunk adults.
Brandon Orloff you forget. A comedic audience is the biggest critic second to yourself... if you don't realise that you're in the wrong line of work. Like a vegan food critic in a steakhouse..
+Brandon Orloff What? I'm pretty sure he was referring to himself "best I can do..." "taking a risk"...are you intellectually disabled? Only fucking morons like you lash out at people without taking a fucking second to contemplate the fucking comments. Fuck all, good bye!
I remember songs like this at school in 1960 it was all a laugh and funny...the boys used to say wanna hear my new song and it was a sharing happy time
@@TheChosenMoose01 my stepdad was a rinky dink country singer in the 80s playing in local bars and he would sing this, on weekends hed sing at home and let me fill in the last words and i would of course bellow out the dirtiest words my little mind would conjure, really pissed my mom off to no end lol
