World's Most Disgusting Perfume - Secretions Magnifiques: Fragrance Review 

This is the funniest perfume's reaction I've ever seen loool

Smells Like... hmm... Smells Like Teen Spirit

"should be Police tape around me" "smells like a crime scene" excellent.

I just discovered your channel and you have such a wonderfully friendly and funny personality. Pretty bummed out to see your last upload was 8 years ago. I hope you’re doing well these days!

I miss you Katie. You have a unique voice in the perfume world. More please! X

As someone who has smelled this, I wanted to shout STOP when you were going to put it on your skin!

Still my favourite fragrance review of all time

"Oh no!" Love it. I giggled all the way through this.

"I don't know why pee and poo aren't included. I guess they aren't magnificent enough." LOL

It sort of imprints itself on your smell memory.

I just ordered a sample of this after watching your video and your reaction was way more jolly than mine was. I feel horrified and disturbed and probably won't sleep well at all tonight. What even is this??? I feel like I can taste it and I stopped smelling it about half an hour ago. It's like an old lady's perfumed carcass after a few days of not being found.

"it smells like a crime scene" lol.. and cracked up when you smelt it

I come back and watch this video occasionally as I think your reaction is priceless. When I smelled this, I didn't think it smelled good but it actually isn't the worst I have ever smelled. I didn't get a crime scene. I thought it smelled like my grandmother's metal chair/tables on the deck after it has rained. It smelled like wet metal to me with some florals thrown in so maybe there is a garden down the steps. But the metal note didn't make me think if of blood, it made we think of a wet metal table LOL.

@gotterhaus I couldn't be happier that no semen I've ever encountered smelled like that!

Sorry but this is one of my favourite videos of yours!

Her laugh is adorable.

this is one of my favorite fragrance review! you are amazing - witty and fun, yet super decent :)

I love when she describes the disgusting contents of the fragrance, she smiles like nothing. She always makes my day!!!!

The Silkwood shower made me fall apart! Katie, your disgust is just so delightful to watch. You have a way with language!

My favourite review, just gives me the silly giggles 😁 I met you in Bloom once actually, about a year ago.. was an absolute pleasure :) Thanks, Katie! 😊

Hey Katie, I've been (partly) anosmic for a while, so I would love to smell anything. Well, maybe not anything, but this perfume is definitely intriguing... Thank you for connecting me to smell through your lovely descriptions! ;)

I wonder what a Porn Stars reaction would be? -- "smells like a JoB site."

Love this katie! Why have you stopped making these videos? More please!

Save us from Jeremy. The piper is leading the masses to mediocrity. Sounds about​ right for Halloween.

Hahaha what a fantastic reaction! I need to order a sample!!! Metallic and musky sounds good... rotten leaves and blood less so! I love how you’re laughing all the way thru! :-)

Recently started watching your reviews and this one is awesome! I totally lol'd when you sniffed your arm the first time. I've never heard of this scent and frankly, I'm glad I haven't! I love perfume and have tons of it myself. I'm also a handcrafted bath and body products maker so scent it very important to me. I've been "creating" some of my own for my products and have gotten great response. That's how I came across your channel was by searching for scent descriptions. Love it!

i love your reaction, Katie :D. i was laughing so hard. you're such a lovely & passionate person, Katie. i love watching your videos. Lippy Kisses from Europe, Poland!

Okay, now I HAVE to smell this! It was fun actually watching your initial reaction to it and I give you props for smelling it for the first time on camera.

This is truely the most hilarious review ever. I've been wanting to try this sucker out for a long time, and funny enough, your review just made that desire stronger. I sooo wanna smell this..!

oh please come back dear...

This was so much fun! I love your videos.

KATIE! Review YSL's Black Opium pleeassee I smelled it today and I'm totally inlove.Cosy,autumn-ey...beautiful :)

Thanks for taking one for the team.

This totally reminds me of your Perfume Tips for the Office video, where the cameraman (Tricky, wasn't it?) mentioned "Trout perfume" or "Tampon perfume". Sounds like this one was both trout AND tampon in one! Blerg.

@PoshPatootie Hah! I think "dead meth head" was exactly the ingredient I was having trouble articulating.

@KatiePuckrikSmells thank you. your channel is amazing btw. so tired of beauty gurus showing their "perfume collections" and then saying that they don't know how to describe the scents. I recently got my hands on annick goutal "petite cherie" and it made me want to go beyond the "junk food" of fragrances into something more unique.

My Christmas day Scent! 👍

I know this review is rather old - but that doesn't make it any less fantastic. I really enjoyed watching this review!!

@ariscotm Teresa! I know! You did yours several months ago and it reminded me that I still hadn't taken Dan up on his SM "live review" challenge. Your reaction was so funny and outraged. I loved that you called it "a rotten blood milkshake".

Hillarious review! BTW, I love, love Katie's torquoise rings!

Bologna Pony...LMAO

Best review I ever watched, ever. SOOO sooo soo good!

YES it smells of sour milk, YES it smells of rusty metal stained with fresh blood, YES it smells of rotting algae, YES it smells like a woman's sweat of excitement, etc etc...

Your visceral horror reminds me of those 2girls1cup reaction videos. Perhaps Secretions Magnifiques first sniff videos can become a new internet trend. I don't think I'm brave enough to try, since Putain des Palaces and its hussy accord put me off a bit and I've heard it's the most accessible of the line. This one would send me straight to a nunnery.

I'm REALLY curious to see just how rancid this perfume is. I should probably take your word for it when you say it's as putrid as it sounds but now I want to test it out for myself.

@naffkaa Welcome aboard the KP Smells fume train! There are 13 zillion fragrances out there in the world, so I'm not snubbing the Allures - I just haven't gotten around to covering them. Thanks for watching!

New subscriber. Hahaha this video is funny. Your initial reaction was hilarious! 😂

I have tried this particular perfume. I was given a sample pretty much like what she got. No joke; as a guy, the first whiff of it gave me an instant boner! It was beastial, it was savage, it was LUSTFUL! It. Turned. Me. ON! I came THIS close to purchasing that bottle. But something in me said, "Wait bruh! Just wait it out ..". And because I had it on my skin, needless to say I was getting LOOKS all day as I went about my chores. Looks of surprise, looks of disgust, and dare I say it, looks of fear. And by the end of the day, here's what it smelled like ... Have you ever went into a marketplace where they cut up meats (specifically, pork) and poultry out in the open? Or a butchery that was not a refrigerated cold-room? That smell of flesh and blood and the sweat and breath of the meat-workers? Yeah. That is what it smelled like at the end of the day. I smelled like a walking cadaver. I smelled like a murderer AND his victim. I. Smelled. Like LITERALLY - a piece of meat. PS: I never used that sample again ... but I do carry it with me. Whenever someone pisses me off ... I secretly and discreetly, put a drop on them and watch the mayhem ensue.

Sniffing a sample of Sécrétions Magnifique on my wrist that I procured from Luckyscent. First impressions were the metallic note that every other reviewer including yourself picked up on. And then... not much. It's only been about ten minutes so I'm gonna let it dry down a bit more on my skin, but all I am getting is a light, powdery white floral with a slight Limburger-cheese bite to it. There is a clinical; medicinal quality that brings to mind images of hospital rooms or latex examination gloves. I'm tempted to douse more on to see if it gets any worse or better. I can't say that I hate it. Love your series of reviews and their witty, tongue-in-cheek manner!

LMAO! Excellent review Katie! Love it, very funny :-) Just tuned in to your channel and have subscribed. Ps: I don't think I'll be buying this one.

I just did a review on this. Very fun and entertaining time with this. The ladies at work did not like this one and gave me some excellent comments, lol. It made Amanda's eyes water too, lol. It was very entertaining to watch your reaction to this! The dry down is actually not that bad. It's funny how it changes into something pleasant.

I couldn't believe how many times you slathered it on your arm! Lol! I kept thinking "Nooooo Katie! Nooooo!" You are a brave woman! Or maybe a little crazy ;)

I don't know about this Secretions Magnifique (kill me now), but...I was finally able to make it into a Chanel botique today and took a whiff of the exclusive perfumes. I took a whiff of Coromandel and...I LOVED it!! I also loved Sycamore, very deep and warm (just like me, lol). Anyway, keep up the good reviews. Can't wait for the next one!

This just made my day! Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard!

Welcome aboard the KP Smells express. Glad you're having fun creating your own lovely potions.

i love her reviews, lol. she manage to pull elegance and restraint on describing thee nature of etat libre d'orange's concept and artwork, lol. by the way, you should try the brand's 'delicious closet queen' and 'traitor' love both of them :)

I keep on watching this! Katie's reaction is just so natural and funny!🤣🤣🤣

This reminds me of the early 90's movie, Boomerang, with Eddie Murphy - the perfume "Afterbirth" by the character played by Grace Jones.

@35M40 Well, as a reference, I think Putain des Palaces has its charms and have happily worn my sample on occasion. Not so with SM.

You're hilarious (and not only in this video). I discovered your channel a couple days ago and I've already watched all the videos I think. Looking forward to more! Btw, based on the fact that among a number of Chanel reviews there's none on Allure, I'm guessing you're not a fan? I used to wear it in the past (the female version), and I'm pretty crazy about Allure Homme.

This might be my favourite review of all time x

Your reaction is stunningly spontaneous! P R I C E L E S S !

*WE MISS YOU, KATIE! PLS. COME BACK!* ✊😪☕

I tried It and I thought the fragrance was very disturbing, but i couldn't stop smelling it, 24 hours latter I had to buy it, it does smell metallic, but i don't think that is a bad thing, when I have it on me people's reaction to the smell is great, this scent stings your emotional memory, so I suppose people reactions to it are related to their experiences.

This Fragrance was meant to be disgusting, it was is meaning and don't sells cheap, but is for that original situation when you have a shitty job and find a better one and tell your boss, or when a seller knock at your door, or when Mormons knock at your door etc.

you are brave.! Thanks a lot to share this with us. It was so much fun to watch.

I love this video - whenever I have trouble describing how bad this perfume smelled the one time I could bring myself to smell it, I show them this video and end up laughing for 5 minutes. Your reaction is hilarious!

@CutlassSupremeSL But you were so stoic about it in your video review, Brandon! I thought you were "handling it". And you were, at least better than I was. I was kind of hoping it would get better smelling, not worse!

So I finally tried this magnum opus. OH. MY. GOD. I can't even -- there's no words. No words.

@MyMickers That will be my next "perfume challenge": to wear SM long enough to see if it ever smells good...or at least "not bad".

Bwahahahaha! I just happened upon this video while researching another scent, Rien. This review is hysterical... I love how every time you smelled it, you said "OH NO!". Thanks for the laughs!

@iamcasihart No bleach smell in SM. The blood dripping down the throat from your bloody nose is a good analogy. And a rank "expired marine life" odor.

I had the great misfortune to get a whiff of this infamous scent. I recoil in horror as I re-live that traumatic experience watching you take that first sniff. *shudders*

@kharabgulab That is SO interesting! Thank you for sharing a "yes!" for SM. From what I've Luca Turin says, it can be appreciated as a bright floral, and it sounds like you're on the same frequency. Fascinating. I will revisit in a year (maybe...) and see if I can get into it in that way.

I love how you can't stop smelling it, like you can't believe how bad it actually is.

This became a "must smell" for me since seeing your video. Wearing a sample at the moment, I'm honestly underwhelmed. It's not as revolting as I frankly hoped it would be. It's very linear and it smells exactly like "Mildew" by Demeter, which according to their website, is that odd smell you get when you turn your central heat on the first time in early winter. I like Secretions Magnifique in a perverse way, but it's very linear and way too expensive for what is basically a novelty.

I haven't heard someone say "baloney pony" since 1992. It's a great phrase. I suspect this stuff would have putrescine and cadaverine in it, which semen does contain.

I feel I must amend my earlier post. Once this stuff starts to dry down it reminds me of Aqua Net (not entirely unpleasant - it takes me back to my grandmother's bathroom, circa 1977), and now about an hour later it smells like a high end floral. I'm starting to think this works in the same way as Comme des Garcon's late lamented Synthetic Series did for me, where scent is used to evoke an emotional reaction or a memory, not to simply "smell good." I have a feeling I'll be buying a bottle.

This video made my day...i shared this with my mother!!!

this may be my favorite video ever because of your first reaction.

Katie is a genius. This is brilliant!!

Hi katie,this is probably the wrong video to comment this question but what fragrances do you reccomend that are intimate and skin-musky with low projection,i dont like floral or fruity scents just ones that are intimate,thanks

I laughed so hard watching this ! Thanks Katie for that piece of fun, love from France.

The fact that she smell it a million times think she secretly love it

it's a butcher shop in extreme hot weather. it's not a rotten smell, but the meat juices just jump off to the environment

Ugh, I just sampled it and almost threw up in my mouth! And people are right...I've scrubbed it off twice AND sprayed Shalimar on my wrist and I can STILL smell it! It smells like a wet dog wandered into a POORLY cleaned up crime scene! I got nothing sexy out of this, maybe in a snuff film, but not any sex that I've ever had!🤢🤮

You brave woman.

@181lajo LT is clearly made of sterner stuff than I! For me, the part he described as "bilge" was the headliner for me. It's certainly worth 5 stars for shock value. Maybe lovelier subtleties materialize after a few hours on the skin, but I did not want to go along for SM's ride.

The best review ever!

What I found the most fun was my own reaction to this video. My first thought after you smelled it was "Hey, let me smell". I suppose I wanted you to share... lol. Great review!

As I was watching this video when you were doing the intro, my heart was beating so fast and my knees were weakening. Its like the horror film waiting for the killer jump out of nowhere and kill the woman. Then after you smelled it you were laughing deliriously, I almost gagged as if the smell came out my monitor. OMG, a crime scene? milk and sweat? Katie, this is one unforgettable review! I am speechless now. What just happened???

It's fun having these pop up in recommendations again.

Really really funny. I got try this one. Congrats Katies. Really well done and funny videos.

@eviboyd Jasmine and Cigarettes is really good, isn't it. I just learned from reading Denyse Beaulieu's book "The Perfume Lover" that there is an olfactory kinship between those two seemingly disparate things.

@SaraSidd Har! And the bottle art is on my blog, too.

is there any way that i can acquire to have a sample of this one here in the philippines? now i am very eager to try this one! i love katie's reaction towards this perfume!

a body preserved in formaldehyde?

I have NO IDEA how I even stumbled onto this video- but I laughing so hard over here I am CRYING! I can't breath and I have tears running down my face! I LOVE YOU! I soooo needed this!!!! OMG- I will be laughing about this for years!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEE! heheheee. Your reaction was adorable. Love you KP

I'd not thought of turning Bizarro Niffs into a regular series, but you might have something there. I know about all of the ones you've mention, and it's the Michael Jackson DNA perfume that interests me the most.