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Worst MMO Ever? - Astellia Royal 

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When you put more effort into the K-pop dance animation, than the entire English localisation.
Astellia Royal is a free to play MMORPG available on steam, you should download it if, for some reason, every other MMO suddenly goes offline.
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@uberneanderthal
@uberneanderthal 3 года назад
"I forced to play as a little girl" tell it to the judge, pal
@sik3xploit
@sik3xploit 2 года назад
Hah! What do you think this is? Final Fantasy 14? Get behind the bars!
@earvindinoso7689
@earvindinoso7689 2 года назад
@@sik3xploit There's no "behind the bars" in FFXIV. The lalafells will break your kneecaps then kill you in the back alley.
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 года назад
Yer goin' to the klink now, pally.
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 2 года назад
@@sik3xploit those potatoes lalafellas literally have the gut of zodiark and eat other races for breakfast
@friendthebarrel154
@friendthebarrel154 2 года назад
made the 999 go to 1K satisfying
@palamedes4740
@palamedes4740 3 года назад
To be fair i rarely saw any MMOs with such detailed dances
@phibu7517
@phibu7517 3 года назад
especially with a song, probably for each dance.
@Arigator2
@Arigator2 3 года назад
The dances were the only good thing in the entire game. I used to be like Josh i had a bad opinion of dancing and all that. But then i discovered Babymetal and they showed me that it can be awesome :) It's just usually that the music sucks. Dancing is fun if it's to METAL. Tell me this isn't awesome. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ro-_cbfdrYE.html&ab_channel=BABYMETAL
@frostdracohardstyle
@frostdracohardstyle 3 года назад
@@Arigator2 If you don't know why he considers it a bad thing in an MMO that literally has nothing else going for it, then i dont know what to tell you.
@Rabbitlord108
@Rabbitlord108 3 года назад
Those dances IMHO wouldn't be out of place in Fortnite.
@nicolefrench2968
@nicolefrench2968 3 года назад
Played it for a trial week a couple years ago and the dances are the only thing memorable/good about it. The biggest memorable/bad was the invisible walls everywhere. Don’t put me on rails. Agreed on it being pretty bad. There is some fun to be had finding good astelle combinations for different situations, but it doesn’t make it a good mmo at all.
@Shajirr_
@Shajirr_ 2 года назад
Seemingly open levels with invisible walls everywhere is one of the most infuriating game design choices. Its irritating just looking at it.
@Nekoszowa
@Nekoszowa 2 года назад
And those games dare to call themselves "open world"
@valletas
@valletas 2 года назад
As a game dev i honestely dont understand how people do that Some invisible walls are ok to stop exploits and skipping But to put walls everywhere? Just make some fence or something like that to stop the player
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 Год назад
If you want to make a game that seems open but actually confines players to a strict linear path, just look at HL2. Sure, not all the level design elements will work for every game, but it’s a masterclass in how to make a linear game look open
@LURKTec
@LURKTec 8 месяцев назад
FF14
@Froggycolouring
@Froggycolouring 5 месяцев назад
The only excuse I can see is that they don’t have the power to load much more, so they put invisible walls to stop people from going and seeing how little detail is out there
@badgermcwaffles4834
@badgermcwaffles4834 2 года назад
i lost it at the whole "good boob window" and "evil boob window" were having their square off I lost it with gaia in attack position to attack their lifepoints directly, it was so accurate and painful
@jackalo34
@jackalo34 Год назад
Watching these again and I cackle too much at those even the 2nd time through.
@vinnietorres1145
@vinnietorres1145 10 месяцев назад
Honestly i thought he was gonna say (Josh) "2 hours of..." (ME) "...Tits..." (Josh) "...Cutscenes"
@Pamjamelia
@Pamjamelia 6 месяцев назад
Very late response, but it's funnier when you consider that modern Gaia is partly about doing huge pierce damage via the Spiral Spear Strike spell card. So breaking the shield to attack her life points is game-accurate
@TXFDA
@TXFDA 5 месяцев назад
Honestly, probably my favorite bit from any of his videos.
@bthoward1990
@bthoward1990 3 года назад
WELCOME TO ASTELLIA GENTLEMEN! I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCE OF BEING ON A WATCH LIST ARE HIGH.
@Eryomis
@Eryomis 3 года назад
I AM SUPREME
@arinamiruna3621
@arinamiruna3621 3 года назад
I am the supreme Patriarch.
@Orbzul
@Orbzul 3 года назад
SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS FILTHY WEEABOOS
@dankone3
@dankone3 3 года назад
Dumb, this isn't remotely close to some of the other offenders out there. Some of you kids are only capable of repeating the shit your favorite RU-vidrs say and that's it lol
@Gabe413
@Gabe413 3 года назад
@Shawty Playin my cringe what?
@bahamutdragon1754
@bahamutdragon1754 3 года назад
All jokes aside, whoever animated that dance animation at the start is insanely talented, and wasting his skills working on Astellia.
@valletas
@valletas 3 года назад
If you see a dance in a game 9 times out of 10 its mocap with is most likey what they used here Its still not easy but its a whole lot better then animating yourself
@ComedicRick
@ComedicRick 3 года назад
@@valletas That looks too clean for mo-cap to me. You'd probably spend as much time cleaning up the mo-cap data as you would animating it from scratch.
@NoName-ji9mb
@NoName-ji9mb 3 года назад
@@ComedicRick It probably is mo cap. It's a cross promotion with whatever K-pop girl band the hashtags, dance, and music is from. And I imagine the developers don't wanna spend too much time creating it when they can just bring in one of the girl dancers do mo cap it in a fay.
@ComedicRick
@ComedicRick 3 года назад
@@NoName-ji9mb As someone working in the industry, Mo Cap takes a ton of clean up work by skilled animators to look good. Especially to apply the data to a non-human body like the Anime girls in the game. It could be mocap, but I think it's probably hand animated.
@peachesandcream8753
@peachesandcream8753 3 года назад
@@ComedicRick Yeah, I'd agree with you considering how "stiff" the dance moves are. It also wouldn't take that much effort to hand animate it. People glamourise Mo-cap more than they should.
@baht8580
@baht8580 Год назад
I feel sorry for the art teams in these generic cash shop mmos. Sometimes they seem way overly qualified for what the game actually is. That whole golem set piece battle was actually cool, and the cutscenes are surprisingly well animated too. So much wasted talent in a game no one will play.
@thephantomchannel5368
@thephantomchannel5368 Год назад
Korean's are well known for their animation skills. A lot of cartoons were sent to Korea to be animated. They definitely have the skills, too bad they are being used to push "questionable" content.
@anonymousmcanonymous3055
@anonymousmcanonymous3055 Год назад
Same, honestly. A lot of small games have really interesting worlds that I'd love to stop and explore in details, but either the game is miserable at making you want to stop and watch, or it does have neat stuff but you have nobody to chat about it with, or it's style over substance, so you can sit down and admire all the little details, but there's no real meaning behind them.
@Cat_Zeppelin
@Cat_Zeppelin 4 месяца назад
Yeah... I once worked in a IT firm and one of the on the side projects was managing some internet slots. The girl I knew was a great designer and her job was to draw the goddamn animations for that slot machine. I saw her albums, she drew great fantasy creatures, realistic portraits just great art. But that was the job she got, she was not happy with it :(
@warriorkr
@warriorkr 2 года назад
"So now good boob window, casts a magical barrier arround herself because this fight is actually though for her, then evil boob window summons gaya the fierce knight in attack position and breaks the shield, to attack good boob window's HP directly" -Josh 2021 ABSOLUTELY BRILLANT, PERFECT I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
@GatorRay
@GatorRay Год назад
Funny thing is. In Yugioh there's a term for when attacking a monster in Defense mode inflicts damage. It's called piercing damage.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Год назад
Must...resist...urge...to...make...sex joke!
@GatorRay
@GatorRay Год назад
@@StarboyXL9 HA!
@Vesdus
@Vesdus Год назад
@@GatorRay And several of Gaia's cards have the pierce effect. He might have even been one of the first cards with the effect. Also, OP - It's spelled Gaia, the Fierce Knight... Not gaya.
@fawnieee
@fawnieee 10 месяцев назад
Men really have the audacity to say women sexualise themselves when they constantly create media like this...
@DKannji
@DKannji 3 года назад
Wow Pices sounds like you're an abusive guardian. Not cute and shy, but traumatized and scared that her own shadow might offend her abuser.
@25emila
@25emila 3 года назад
literally!! I felt really bad when listening to it :(
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 3 года назад
There is something fishy about it.
@tiffytastic3356
@tiffytastic3356 3 года назад
I got that vibe as well.
@LikaLaruku
@LikaLaruku 3 года назад
Kept waiting for her to say "please don't hit me."
@enkidorado4187
@enkidorado4187 3 года назад
Honestly the VA's voice sounds really cute. Shame the script makes her so easy to hate.
@skullkid325
@skullkid325 3 года назад
"even just recording this footage I feel like I'm on some kind of list" he says, as he removes his characters clothes and rotates here 180 degrees
@vizthex
@vizthex 2 года назад
lmao yup
@wolfrainexxx
@wolfrainexxx 2 года назад
Yeah, but at least the court records would say, "Forced to play a Clockwork Doll," instead of "Chose to play a half-naked Shota Warrior."
@user-zn5zr2ed3x
@user-zn5zr2ed3x Год назад
This man dont do things half way, if he is going to jail, he is going to jail full hog
@Belikel
@Belikel Год назад
@@wolfrainexxx I watched a "lustful" otter swing his giant throbbing Bunobuno at creepy lolicon-mannequin-hookers from hell. Only Shota can save my soul now.
@Kibbinz
@Kibbinz Год назад
I was going to comment that as well
@mickymcbryan4814
@mickymcbryan4814 2 года назад
What’s awful is that I recognized about three of those voice actors and they are very respectable professionals who’ve done great work on some of my favourite video games in the past. It really goes to show how bad material and bad direction can’t be saved even by solid actors. I feel bad for these guys, honestly.
@KirbyUber
@KirbyUber 2 года назад
Oh, that's really interesting, do you mind sharing who they were and what they were in? Sorry to be a pest but I'm really curious if I've heard of them!
@foxysobek8109
@foxysobek8109 2 года назад
@@KirbyUber I second this
@turboDrowsy
@turboDrowsy 2 года назад
I swear I thought I could hear Rock’s voice actor from Black Lagoon…But apparently I hear a LA VA in there too? This is an odd cast.
@cronchee
@cronchee 2 года назад
@@KirbyUber Pisces's VA is actually a HUGE VA for other esteemed games and dubs, example she's also Haru's VA from Persona 5
@BuenDude
@BuenDude Год назад
@@cronchee fucking knew it
@BoogyMushrooms
@BoogyMushrooms 2 года назад
23:10 "The greatest craigslist voice acting money can supply" he said, right before Brad Swaile, voice actor of Light Yagami, pulls up.
@GatorRay
@GatorRay Год назад
Well. He DID also voice Kicker Jones in Transformers Energon. So. Take that as you will.
@bekaemery2918
@bekaemery2918 Год назад
I thought I recognised the voice ahah
@somedragonbastard
@somedragonbastard 6 месяцев назад
Its all in the direction and effort I guess
@Fwufikins
@Fwufikins 5 месяцев назад
I THOUGHT that sounded like him! I'm not seeing this game listed on any of his acting credits, but then again this doesn't seem like the kind of game you'd highlight on your resume lol
@matthewbraith0411
@matthewbraith0411 4 месяца назад
I forgot that he did... I wish you didn't remind me.@@GatorRay
@Perzyn
@Perzyn 3 года назад
Ok, I have no real knowledge in the field, but Pisces sounds like how I would imagine a long-term abuse victim would.
@eternal4780
@eternal4780 3 года назад
was my first thought as well, very concerning
@OverseerXIII
@OverseerXIII 3 года назад
Does being cooked alive count as abuse?
@Perzyn
@Perzyn 3 года назад
@@OverseerXIII It certainly counts as a trauma, but probably not as the same kind of ongoing abuse that'd lead to developing such a degree of apologetic personality.
@ashrasmun1
@ashrasmun1 3 года назад
I would describe it as a cutesy woman who simply acts like a victim, because she knows how easy it is to manipulate others with that kind of approach.
@Terrordragonfly
@Terrordragonfly 3 года назад
@@ashrasmun1 Kinda concerning that that is what you immediatly jump to but considering this is the internet and what's been going on recently I can't say I don't understand why you would jump to that
@Silburific
@Silburific 3 года назад
"Good Boob-window" and "Evil Boob-window". Thank you for adding that to my vocabulary. There are several character I will now exclusively be referring to as such.
@joaquimsetin358
@joaquimsetin358 3 года назад
Same. Now we need something similar to the awfull mania game devs have with high heels.
@yanderegirl0666
@yanderegirl0666 Год назад
"A battle of cleavage begins" That one line just ended me
@MihailosVB
@MihailosVB 8 месяцев назад
Watching this Worst MMO Ever series chronologically, and this episode's final rating "Try not to vomit/10" is my absolute favorite so far
@toreole5831
@toreole5831 3 года назад
ngl tho, that opening cinematic is absolutely amazing in the visuals, the whole style and aesthetic they did that in looks super cool
@tamsel814
@tamsel814 3 года назад
I liked the style as well. Right up to the moment that the subtitles were not synchronised.
@jonathansoko1085
@jonathansoko1085 3 года назад
Its one of the better looking unreal engine 3 mmos out there
@Evermore098
@Evermore098 3 года назад
yeah i got this feeling thats where a lot the budget went
@seb24789
@seb24789 3 года назад
My first thought was: "Okay, so why aren't we playing *that*?"
@silverreaps6803
@silverreaps6803 3 года назад
@@seb24789 because its cgi
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 3 года назад
"Put this horse in the pocket. Not a horse whistle, not a summon ability, just the Hol Horse"
@cortepapel5706
@cortepapel5706 3 года назад
I tried my damn best to not think it
@atomato5989
@atomato5989 3 года назад
Hol Horse, Pol Pot’s long lost brother
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 3 года назад
I thought the same lol
@williamthekiller7219
@williamthekiller7219 3 года назад
Ben would have been proud
@animeentranced1130
@animeentranced1130 3 года назад
Yare yare daze
@MessaNoir
@MessaNoir 2 года назад
During the section where the Boss "Lustful Bunobuno" is mentioned, you mention that you hope they don't know what the word lustful means....was I the only one who noticed his weapon and thought "ummm...i think they have a pretty good idea what it means"...I'm not pleased with myself for realizing that. lol
@RagerQueen
@RagerQueen 2 года назад
Props to the animators though, Rota trying to hula hoop with that giant cog and failing is mad cute.
@EvanCWaters
@EvanCWaters 6 месяцев назад
It's rare to see a game with such an obvious divide as to what got effort and what didn't
@TXFDA
@TXFDA 5 месяцев назад
Honestly, that initial opening cinematic was great, I loved it. But that voiceover absolutely ruined any feeling it could've had. Still, great video. Whoever they hired to do the animations and cutscenes and stuff, deserves to work for a better company and on better games.
3 года назад
I'm surprised you didn't mention the fact that the running animation and cutscenes are designed to give you a slight upskirt look 😂
@alexreilly6121
@alexreilly6121 2 года назад
List, some, kind ..he knows lol he's certainly pedantic enough
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад
I could see him so hard trying not to go full upskirt during the dance. But they're so close to showing too much, too dangerous.
@erickschusterdeoliveira2662
@erickschusterdeoliveira2662 2 года назад
dude, you can see the entire ass during the running animation, wtf? there's two entire cheeks being shown. wtf, game.
@jordanpowell2242
@jordanpowell2242 2 года назад
@@erickschusterdeoliveira2662 who ever designed that I want to punch them in the face
@jordanpowell2242
@jordanpowell2242 2 года назад
*Somewhere, someplace in a police station* Police officer #1: *Watching this video “He is on the list?” Police officer #2: “Nah…he’s on the list list” *jerks thumb at a giant clipboard with Josh’s face on it*
@dekucake4395
@dekucake4395 3 года назад
"And then 'Evil boob Lady' summons Gaia the Fierce Knight in attack position" Ok, but seriously, this review's writing is top-notch, my dude. If only the devs took a leaf from your book, lol
@lynnbowers4722
@lynnbowers4722 3 года назад
"The finest voice acting Craig's list can supply" had me laughing.
@vornixsbladeserpent6369
@vornixsbladeserpent6369 3 года назад
Na more like activate trap card and switch atk to def then the attack of gaia the fierce knight.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 2 года назад
reminds me of a scene in the Anime version of "yu-gi-oh GX" where Dark Magician girl summoned Dark Magician Girl... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XyWrSSQ64qI.html
@GatorRay
@GatorRay Год назад
@@ericb3157 Aw yes. The monster card spirit concept. Something that after GX was (To my knowledge) Only ever touched upon again in 5Ds. GX even had Jaden duel the card spirit of Jinzo at one point (Who was trying to become real by taking souls. Yeah. That was a real thing that happened)
@awdrifter3394
@awdrifter3394 Год назад
15:58 that's some cute idle animation for Rota though. Also Rota is a car wheel brand, it it kinda fits a girl with a giant gear.
@Bassywassy20
@Bassywassy20 2 года назад
Can you imagine how much work went into a game with these kinds of graphics, and then they hit a player peak of a 100 players after a month. That must hurt.
@datpudding5338
@datpudding5338 Год назад
Imagine that this borderline pedophilic fever dream went through some sort of QA
@SinaelDOverom
@SinaelDOverom Год назад
Steam/This version is a cheap thing pushed into the west to try and make a quik extra buck. The main audience is in Korea/China where such games are popular.
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 6 месяцев назад
Its common in these sorts of game..good graphic and customisation to make up for lack of gameplay and stories
@pablocardona9804
@pablocardona9804 3 года назад
That: "Oh good the pope is here", caught me so off guard LMAO
@user-xr4bp5tv1i
@user-xr4bp5tv1i 3 года назад
Well, it makes sense that the pope would be there. Its a world full of small children
@tangyhyperspace2217
@tangyhyperspace2217 2 года назад
Good ol Francis
@jaroslavsvaha6065
@jaroslavsvaha6065 2 года назад
Thank god he was not the lustful one
@weihuang6165
@weihuang6165 2 года назад
same here, lol
@duskmare0000
@duskmare0000 2 года назад
It's weird how common that is in Anime though. Just popes everywhere. Usually as the bad guy but sometimes not. In Shield Hero the pope was practically the final boss. Not going to lie, it was epic, but still, the pope!
@satore
@satore 3 года назад
After binging Josh's content. He has now replaced my inner voice when playing my favourite MMOs. I am in josh hell and everything around me is mmo hell.
@JoshStrifeHayes
@JoshStrifeHayes 3 года назад
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Teerths inner monologue, today we'll be critiquing some games in a british accent.
@satore
@satore 3 года назад
@@JoshStrifeHayes let. Me. Sleep.... XD
@Amahankage2004
@Amahankage2004 3 года назад
Kinda, now i cant think of mmos without Josh british accent breaking into my intern monologue.
@uiopuiop3472
@uiopuiop3472 3 года назад
mamamu
@sydneato
@sydneato 3 года назад
To be fair, it does make things a bit more interesting.
@VictorGnoato
@VictorGnoato 8 месяцев назад
the stylized opening cutscene is so gorgeous, i can't get over how little josh highlighted that
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 2 года назад
While Pisces' voice and lines are absolutely grading, I think it is good voice acting. Yes, it sounds terrible, but I feel it is exactly fitting for the character they aimed for. The talent of the voice actor is however overshadowed by their decision to voice such a character in the first place.
@Rexotec
@Rexotec 2 года назад
Yup I agree, don't shoot the actor, gut the fucking chump who decided to write the character that way
@ryokiritani4187
@ryokiritani4187 Год назад
Apparently, that's Haru from persona 5. Really talented actress
@prettyplease1879
@prettyplease1879 Год назад
@@ryokiritani4187 wait really? they do sound rly similar
@PoptartParasol
@PoptartParasol Год назад
A paycheck's a paycheck my guy
@Nekoszowa
@Nekoszowa Год назад
Idk it sounds like trash And people are surprised English dub in games or anime gets hate.
@GoodEevee
@GoodEevee 3 года назад
Not ganna lie I thought it was going to gust be dancing for 30 minute's
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 3 года назад
Smaller devs need to understand that amazing visuals aren't enough when there's no substance
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад
I mean, I've seen really really good RPG Maker games. Done by single people. And that truly is not something where the graphics can blend over the gameplay. Sometimes less is more and focusing on quality where it matters can turn things around. And there are many games that might look meh but actually are really good once you look past the visuals.
@Ch1oe2472
@Ch1oe2472 2 года назад
@@HappyBeezerStudios Like Project Zomboid.
@anvos658
@anvos658 2 года назад
Minor thing, but I very much think the idea of pve having companions to help is a decent way to balance tank, healer, and melee vs ranged dps in solo pve. However a game does need to account for that ability in monster design.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet Год назад
Or they could just not make characters overspecialized for no acceptable reason.
@tesladrew2608
@tesladrew2608 Год назад
​@@GeorgeMonet I don't see people complaining about chocobos in ff14
@justdrop
@justdrop 8 месяцев назад
@@GeorgeMonet Yeah, because WoW, FF14, GW2 don't have strict class systems and they're all failures. GW2 is admittedly flexible but roles still exist.
@lionheartt15
@lionheartt15 2 года назад
you know I have lost count of the times I have played as a support healer/mage in games and wished I had some kind of companion to take the hits for me while I dealt damage or kept them alive while they killed the enemy. overall the idea in astellia wasn't bad itself just not done very well.
@anonymousmcanonymous3055
@anonymousmcanonymous3055 Год назад
Shame it was turned into gacha, too. But honestly, WoW did it pretty well, by allowing healing/support classes to move to a more damage-oriented build. Compared to that, I remember trying to do any kind of solo content as a priestess in Tera Online and it was miserable, especially since that game had point-blank charges where the boss/monster could just run into you and damage you, stunlocking you.
@yannaedc5934
@yannaedc5934 3 года назад
"I'm a support character in my own adventure." LOL
@Warhamer116
@Warhamer116 2 года назад
Well, then again he picked a support character (mage) so it's kind of 'I ordered porridge and got porridge, this is an outrage' kind of situation
@sarahgraves6759
@sarahgraves6759 2 года назад
I'm an NPC in my own life, so I can relate.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад
That is how I play Skyrim. Let whatever companion is coming along go in while I plonk from the distance with my bow.
@yannaedc5934
@yannaedc5934 2 года назад
@@HappyBeezerStudios That line he said still hurt though XD I wouldn't want that if you're expecting to be the main character
@PeeperSnail
@PeeperSnail 2 года назад
TBH that’s how I felt playing Pokemon Sun during the second half of the game
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 3 года назад
that helper carrying a large Gear around is really silly. BUT it was funny when her Idle animation involved her trying to use it as a Hula Hoop!
@CrisHermetica
@CrisHermetica 3 года назад
helper? i think you're the helper on the story, that npc is doing all the job, you can just sit there and watch her killing things
@1buszybudy13
@1buszybudy13 3 года назад
Sad idle animations are what get dev attention
@BlueBD
@BlueBD 3 года назад
Don't lie... You would too
@moofy69
@moofy69 2 года назад
the companion joining in on the dance emote is a nice touch at least
@noco-pf3vj
@noco-pf3vj Год назад
I turned down the volume immediately when heard that dialogue, and see around the room afraid someone noticed it until I realized that I am watching it on my phone with a headset.
@fraillittlegoblin8664
@fraillittlegoblin8664 3 года назад
Strife starts attacking the crystal The guardians: my break is in 1 min, I'm not doing it.
@neoteraflare
@neoteraflare 3 года назад
They are just 1 week from retirement they don't want to die for a mineral.
@sanfransiscon
@sanfransiscon 3 года назад
As demons, their workplace is literally hell
@glennmartin8664
@glennmartin8664 3 года назад
The power of unions, baby!
@lisafairymeadow2034
@lisafairymeadow2034 3 года назад
18:16 Why did they give the otter's crouching stance an absolute dumptruck though.
@zoltanbojan8035
@zoltanbojan8035 2 года назад
You gotta appeal to the furries somehow.
@sandraswan9008
@sandraswan9008 2 года назад
Damn, boy
@GatorRay
@GatorRay Год назад
Yeah. I swear it looks like he's about to poop.
@caseycoker1051
@caseycoker1051 2 года назад
Some of the visuals in this game are surprisingly strong. The map is gorgeous.
@vxicepickxv
@vxicepickxv 2 года назад
It's a shame it can't be attached to a better game.
@MrTeamGuy
@MrTeamGuy 2 года назад
@@vxicepickxv it's basically stolen from FF14 which is a great MMO
@impermanence4300
@impermanence4300 6 месяцев назад
The vomit bit at the end made my skin crawl.
@Sinsqnce
@Sinsqnce 3 года назад
Truly is unfortunate that alot of the work that artists put into eastern mmo's gets overshadowed by the way the developers / publishers deals with the technical end and business model.
@Astrokittens
@Astrokittens 3 года назад
That first cutscene he showed is wonderful. Besides the subtitle issue.
@brushdogart
@brushdogart 3 года назад
I always feel bad when games have some parts that are wonderful but are overshadowed by bad design choices. For me a big one was the Knights of the Old Republic MMO. I so wanted to get through the wonderful stories but the mindless, disconnected quests, boring grind and oversized world design drove me away.
@Kairos_Akuma
@Kairos_Akuma 2 года назад
To be honest..if this here would have been a single player game without the cash-shop shenanigans I would pay 20 Bucks.
@GodwynDi
@GodwynDi 2 года назад
@@brushdogart Has a lot of fun with SWTOR originally. Some of the planet questioned were good, and the imperial agent storyline is the best questline in any MMO I've seen to date.
@satouhikou1103
@satouhikou1103 2 года назад
Games are a product after all.
@Meikyu1
@Meikyu1 3 года назад
15:05: "Then evil boob window summons Gaia the Fierce Knight in attack position", now that's an iconic line that just rolls off the tongue XD
@Rabbitlord108
@Rabbitlord108 3 года назад
Reminds me of that "With no monsters left on the field I summon Dark Magician" Duel Links ad.
@ArCSelkie37
@ArCSelkie37 2 года назад
It’s a real shame because these games always look so nice, like i love the aesthetics and generally enjoy the classes and gameplay. But then you advance to mid game to end game and need to grind and have to deal with P2W stuff. My favourite P2W being items that increase your chance to succeed in equipment enhancement.
@maallos334mi8
@maallos334mi8 2 года назад
You can buy quality assets and use them in games. That should help you feel less shame
@ArCSelkie37
@ArCSelkie37 2 года назад
@@maallos334mi8 I think you misunderstand the object of the word "shame" in this context. Nor do I have any particular evidence or care if they are bought assets.
@thephantomchannel5368
@thephantomchannel5368 Год назад
when you say "grind" are you referring to the children doing "sexy" dances ?
@Meow_Zedong
@Meow_Zedong Год назад
That dancing made me wonder if a high risk, continuous casting, massive AOE damage dancing spell that scales with the number of group members participating would be a cool idea for large raid dungeons. The casters would all have to start doing it with a 0.1 second time frame of each other to synchronize their dancing spell, and if they succeed they are invulnerable and immune to all spells and abilities for the duration of channeling, but if they fail they are inflicted with a 5 second silence that can't be removed. It might be stupid, but it sounds fun.
@SinaelDOverom
@SinaelDOverom Год назад
It's a mechanic in Lost Ark mini-raids, where some of the players have to play a lengthy song to a tree, while the other players defend the first group from being interrupted (any monster attack interrupts a song and singer has to start again). Synchronising it is a massive pain both programming and gameplay-wise though, bc' any attack going through would mean the entire party need to start over.
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 6 месяцев назад
Bards:
@TheNerfer
@TheNerfer 2 года назад
The voice: "A kidnapping in a peaceful village like this? It has to be the work of someone OUTSIDE the village!" The text: "Some vile person is kidnapping children, then selling them to the demons. Unforgivable!"
@Tyanus2
@Tyanus2 2 года назад
Voice is from the herbalist villager, text is from the doll girl, You can even see a big picture of her next to the text box how 300 people didn't see that xD
@PoptartParasol
@PoptartParasol Год назад
@@Tyanus2 As long as something's funny, it doesn't matter if it's true or not lol
@cloudwolf3972
@cloudwolf3972 3 года назад
The fact that you can't jump from a ledge isn't because of invisible walls. They probably used a navigation mesh that basically layout areas that are walkable but remove areas that are too steep. This technique is used for RTS games or point and click movement in general(like MOBAs and ARPG) but its also used for - guess what - autopath, because it stores a ledge of every coordinate that is walkable and can be used for the AI find out a path to the destination. So basically they created the game with the intention of having autopath, and the player is also limited to the navigation mesh because of it but you can code so that the player has a action combat movement inside a nav mesh.
@ifeanyioraelosi7305
@ifeanyioraelosi7305 3 года назад
Nice observation!
@ifeanyioraelosi7305
@ifeanyioraelosi7305 3 года назад
@Know Things If you're interested, you can look up "Unity NavMesh" on RU-vid.
@adrian.kingdom
@adrian.kingdom 3 года назад
A poor choice from the devs, sadly.
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
So they just coded it into the navmesh because they were too lazy to create proper walling and block off areas.
@YayaBunWa
@YayaBunWa 3 года назад
@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen No, I think what he meant was that each mesh is somewhat unique and provides coordinates that basically become a ‘cheat-code’ for programming the AutoPathing-AI. Did I get that right? That’s what I took from his elaboration (‘a ledge of every coordinate’, and ‘built the game for autopath’)-cos if that’s how it is, the invisible walls suddenly become way way WAY more egregious! IE saves them having to even put effort into the vilest function of these games. It’s kinda funny & ironic to wanna cut corners on a feature that stops the player from ever cutting any in game corners, heuheuheu.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 года назад
A few people in the comments have said "We've never seen an MMO with dancing this meticulously created!" There is a REASON for this!
@metal_pipe9764
@metal_pipe9764 5 месяцев назад
Well what's the reason?
@SnakeEaterBaby
@SnakeEaterBaby 3 месяца назад
@@metal_pipe9764 Easiest answer is that the resources needed to develop something such as an MMO dance will almost always be better suited to something else. Sometimes people are under the impression that if the resources for this were put elsewhere, they'd get better UI design, questing, etc. In reality, the resources put into that dance could've been put into improving a cutscene animation or something similar.
@war_winner
@war_winner 11 месяцев назад
That opening cutscene was gorgeous and the lore honestly was getting me pretty invested. Too bad the rest of the game did little to realize my hopes :(
@pinkbandit3740
@pinkbandit3740 3 года назад
imagine being an mmo game dev and u see ur game in Josh's worst mmo ever playlist....
@Riwul
@Riwul 3 года назад
Iam 100% sure there is at least 1 case of that happening in this series already. Probably more but only remember josh talking about one of those situations once.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 3 года назад
I would consider myself honoured and I'd use it as a map on how to make it better. I might even try one day. Amateur only of course.
@dielaberbrudergaming6288
@dielaberbrudergaming6288 3 года назад
time to listen and take notes, and watch his 7 sins series, every mmo can learn from that.
@trevorweisberg8470
@trevorweisberg8470 3 года назад
Well, to be fair, there have been some MMOs Josh genuinely did like so it's not a guarantee he'll spend 30 minutes ratting on the game.
@idiom2805
@idiom2805 3 года назад
@@mikoto7693 If you're on this list, that means you don't give a shit about your game to begin with.
@Zedd550
@Zedd550 3 года назад
"I hate genderlocking classes" I feel you on that one man, i have no idea why companies do it. It's almost enough to make me drop the game, in itself.
@tendatonda1634
@tendatonda1634 3 года назад
ye i agree , it's an instant turn off for me, like i genuinely see no logical reason behind it other than lore, but even then that's a very weak reason.
@skinnymulligan5210
@skinnymulligan5210 3 года назад
Less work for them cuz they’re too lazy to design different versions of each armor piece for male and female characters
@LikaLaruku
@LikaLaruku 3 года назад
I can't tolerate gender locked hair styles & hats in western games. Gender locking the whole class is a higher level of fuckery.
@bloody4558
@bloody4558 3 года назад
I can easily understand Genderlocking. When it's done right, clases are genderlocked for immersive reasons, you wouldn't have access to a Valkyrie class on a male, you wouldn't play a female monk. There are quite a few games where the class is deeply related to the lore of the world and in these cases I will defend the game with teeth and nails. I really like genderlocking as an immersion mechanism. But yeah, when it has 0 reasons to happen it can be annoying to deal with.
@Zedd550
@Zedd550 3 года назад
@@bloody4558 I'd argue that even in those cases, it's better to sacrifice the "lore" in favour of giving the player freedom in their choice of gender. Don't forget these are fantasy games, and they're not meant to be historically accurate (Valkyries for example are fictional beings anyway). It's far more important that the player can create a character that they "identify" with.
@BenersantheBread
@BenersantheBread Год назад
Imma be real, if I had ever tried this game, I'd probably keep going for Rota way longer than I should. I love mechanical doll characters, victorian outfits and small characters with oversized weapons. If only she was in a good game
@Vodka6329
@Vodka6329 Год назад
fr bro...
@anonymousmcanonymous3055
@anonymousmcanonymous3055 Год назад
"Do you care about the story?" As surprising as it sounds, I actually did. I have a very soft spot for the plot and world in these... really wacky JRPG. I love how they start as "go pick mushrooms for tonight's soup", and end as "kill the evil god to prevent the annihilation of time". I liked Tera Online's plot when I played it, even how the humans in that setting were nomads who forsake their god and only settled down when Velik (or Velika? Memory's fuzzy) allowed them to.
@LadyLockwood92
@LadyLockwood92 3 года назад
I would posit that this game is aimed at people who have body pillows of one of those 'Actually 1000-year old' loli characters that keep cropping up.
@sanfransiscon
@sanfransiscon 3 года назад
inb4 I get one without knowing the character at all so when someone informs me about their immortality I can claim I didn't know and then watch their reaction
@Rabbitlord108
@Rabbitlord108 3 года назад
@@sanfransiscon I remember someone made a Rick & Morty meme but with ancient Fire Emblem characters that look young.
@DeclanBurger
@DeclanBurger 2 года назад
Too many weebs on games now
@Sorrowdusk
@Sorrowdusk 2 года назад
@Deseon le fay✧・゚: *✧・゚:* That's hilarious. I didnt know any of it came from wattpatt. I knew there were light novels published independent or in magazines, and then sometimes they got a manga, and then maybe an animation. I think Sword Art Online started that way, didn't it?
@Meitti
@Meitti 3 года назад
The doll character has some pretty decent animations, like her head moving like a mechanical clock in dialogue events. Judging from the broken AI and the generic animations of NPCs, all the budget went to the doll.
@fourthmatchflame
@fourthmatchflame 11 месяцев назад
that sentence can be taken so many ways.
@user-fj5gk9ct1r
@user-fj5gk9ct1r 11 месяцев назад
fear before the march
@tomcads1604
@tomcads1604 2 года назад
The whole vomitting and gagging part had me worried I also might now be on some kind of list now
@TheTwitchyBrownGuy
@TheTwitchyBrownGuy 2 года назад
Ok so that intro cinematic scene was beautifully done despite the subtitles. It was smooth, I enjoyed the art style and the effects looked really dang cool
@lendrigangames
@lendrigangames 3 года назад
I'm amazed that you managed to keep the game open for so long without getting arrested.
@skeleyold5991
@skeleyold5991 3 года назад
Modern Anime in a nutshell
@lpfan4491
@lpfan4491 3 года назад
Meanwhile me in germany:"MUAHAHAHAHA! No FBI over here!"
@Cooe.
@Cooe. 3 года назад
@@lpfan4491 Uhhh... Germany has its own national police agency... And they are WAAAAAY more obsessed with content censorship than the Americans are. Germany literally has the most draconian censorship laws of any country in the West...
@lpfan4491
@lpfan4491 3 года назад
​@@Cooe. My joke is related to the joke of the FBI cracking down on people who look at lolicontent of any kind.
@silverreaps6803
@silverreaps6803 3 года назад
@@skeleyold5991 modern anime don't really do the "1000 year old loli" thing nowadays
@richardstill8689
@richardstill8689 3 года назад
don't be a killjoy Josh, you know WE ALL want the I have no cat dance in EVERY mmo
@GdotWdot
@GdotWdot 3 года назад
Personally, I'd rather have "That's my horse!"
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад
@@GdotWdot Give it up for Rolf, Ed-boy!
@golemgolden4670
@golemgolden4670 3 года назад
To be honest i would love to see a gigantic male warrior in full heavy armor do that dance. It would be the most cringy and hilarious thing ever.
@josegallardo4119
@josegallardo4119 3 года назад
Facts
@ZionSairin
@ZionSairin 3 года назад
@@golemgolden4670 That’s STUPID! I’m down.
@Tsukinotaku
@Tsukinotaku 2 года назад
The fact that the most well done thing in this game are the dance animations and choreography really tells a lot...
@jpedro1800
@jpedro1800 2 года назад
to be honest, I liked the idea of you "summoning" a creature to fight for you, while you fight indirect, I feel like this is a mechanic that if well made it could be a cool MMO about catching and raising monsters/creatures while you can also have a character that do thing, so, if you are a mage, you can have a tank monster, if you are an tank, you can have a healing monsters, etc or just make it 100% monster tamer, I dunno, but it sounds an interesting idea that can be super customizable
@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person
@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person 9 месяцев назад
To allow more than just "monster tamer" build, there could be a mechanic where you take the "soul" of that monster, so you could add it to yourself in a WoW-like Druid gameplay, add to effigies/totems for a shaman gameplay, to corpses in a necromancer gameplay, to dolls in a puppetmaster gameplay, or to weapons in a more "enchanted spellsword" gameplay.
@KuroNekoji
@KuroNekoji 3 года назад
"not a horse whistle, not a summon-ability...just the whole horse"
@xenxander
@xenxander 3 года назад
and totally 'not-shiva'.
@Bongyes
@Bongyes 2 года назад
Entire Equine! Yes, this is a Jojo reference.
@Konpekikaminari
@Konpekikaminari 2 года назад
Reminds me how in ffxiv a quest requires to to carry bodies, and the flavor text tells you this is NOT the time to question the logic of stuffing a whole body in your backpack
@user-lc5bu9bm7v
@user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 года назад
Horsepocket. ITS NOT HARD, ROWAN. WHAT PART OF THIS DONT YOU GET
@KuroNekoji
@KuroNekoji 2 года назад
@@user-lc5bu9bm7v I see, you're a person of culture that you know this reference
@CallumUpton
@CallumUpton 3 года назад
why is it always the games with the cool looking cinematics/storylines that turn out like this..
@VladFilip
@VladFilip 2 года назад
I've been watching your series for awhile... and after watching 5 or so episodes (in random order), i've reach the point where I honestly feel bad for YOU. Some of these games are torture. I wouldn't even last the first 5 min of most of these games. I really enjoy your videos, they make me laugh, but wow... how do you subject yourself to these abominations ?
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад
That’s me yesterday & today! I just found this series & really enjoying binging “grinding?” it. I learn a lot from his critiques.
@Dolphinsz
@Dolphinsz 2 года назад
Intro was pretty awesome lol. Also love your videos thank you!
@dusksentry5836
@dusksentry5836 3 года назад
every asian mmo covered is one step closer to a video on maplestory
@AngryWindmill
@AngryWindmill 3 года назад
I think that it will come, but it definitely won't be a worst mmo ever video
@sadmann4222
@sadmann4222 3 года назад
@@AngryWindmill It's a tough call. On one hand the game looks great for what it is suppose to be and the bossing is good. The problems come with it being mostly single player these days with little incentive to team up unless you are looking for a boss carry and the traditional Korean level grinds (Leveling past 200, Gearing, Arcane/Authentic Symbols) we are talking about a year's worth of dailies give or take events speeding things up a little.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 3 года назад
i played Maplestory a LONG time ago...didn't like it for several reasons. one of which was the absurdly blatant cheating. it MIGHT be better now, but i doubt it.
@pixelated_jefe
@pixelated_jefe 3 года назад
Ah Maplestory. Played it back when it was only 4 starting classes. It was amazing back then needing half a sever to take down a boss. I cannot speak on today's maple but I know it's far from what it was.
@LikaLaruku
@LikaLaruku 3 года назад
I got to play on an oldschool Maplestory server for nostalgic purposes & learned that I vastly prefer how it is now over how it was then, as I enjoy the story quests. For anyone wanting to try it out themselves, there were two private servers running oldschool last I checked. It's definitely the kind of MMO you play for one week every year & listen to the soundtrack on its own.
@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941
@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 3 года назад
"In the blighted land of Maglev" Ah yes, the blighted land of... magnetic levitation?
@steveosk8s
@steveosk8s 2 года назад
This is the ancient world that the Wipeout racing games come from.
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 2 года назад
I unironically came up with that concept 10 years ago. But even I would never dare to call the land "maglev", despite everyone levitating there and it being essentially Cybertron ^^
@moonmannd7501
@moonmannd7501 2 года назад
It sounds so weirdly Russian. Which is especially odd considering the aesthetics and fantasy naming conventions here are all either vaguely Victorian I guess or as he said bog standard post-millennium pop fantasy.
@okamichamploo
@okamichamploo 2 года назад
I understand the point at 10:40 about starting small and building up to the dramatic scene, rather than starting that way, but I do feel that both gw2 and Neverwinter actually were able to pull off having climatic tutorials that started you out right in the midst of an action packed encounter.
@jacquesmains7453
@jacquesmains7453 2 года назад
Nice call-back at the end there, regarding voice and text not being the same! Says "Try not to vomit / 10", text says "Swallow it back down / 10" :D
@blengdiabloed7335
@blengdiabloed7335 3 года назад
all of the game's budget went to hiring Kpop studios and idols to do the idle dances and copyright for the songs.
@JohnSavant
@JohnSavant 3 года назад
Astellia is a Korean MMORPG ... "I'm gonna stop you right there" *exeunt omnes
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 3 года назад
or you should of said "enough said" because most korean mmo's are this bad or presented this way, makes me sick
@freyafrettchen3808
@freyafrettchen3808 3 года назад
@@kyotheman69 Well I'd say most countries have lots of trash games, but in my opinion there are quite a lot of good Korean MMORPGs. My favourite ones are Tera and Aion
@judasdedalosson8105
@judasdedalosson8105 Год назад
You just made me search "Levi Mode" and I know how you absolutely LOVE knowing that I had to look it up just because you said it...
@heyhoojoe
@heyhoojoe 2 года назад
Your attention to detail is amazing, @JoshStrifeHayes. That was a nice touch, rating the game one thing and making the text read something different *insert-LeoDiCaprio-pointing-meme :D
@tebogotwala5185
@tebogotwala5185 3 года назад
“A magical battle of cleavage begins” 😂
@cclara5918
@cclara5918 3 года назад
Ngl I would make my ESO character do a korean cat dance if I could
@Evermore098
@Evermore098 3 года назад
korean do good with cute stuff like that but the actual games they make are just meh
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 3 года назад
Yeah if I wanted to watch a catgirl dance I'd go to Ul'dah or Costa del Sol in Eorzea of Final Fantasy 14. Or create a Miqo'te myself and use a dance emote. I'd get a great story and game in the process.
@pixadavid
@pixadavid 3 года назад
Any dance a khajit does is a cat dance
@magnemoe1
@magnemoe1 3 года назад
@@pixadavid This one agree :)
@Georgeveen
@Georgeveen 3 года назад
The male /danceredguard is pretty much the same. It also makes me wonder why it is a male dance, as the female dance is less strippery iirc.
@Highchurch
@Highchurch 2 года назад
2:08 its good to see you have the all important "Robert Downey Jr" folder that we all have on our PCs
@PidgeyHowler
@PidgeyHowler 2 года назад
I like the idea and general aesthetic of the doll character. The concept is cool, I like the gear. It has potential. I'm not even bothered by her being child-like. I just wish she wasn't so suggestively dressed. If your character doesn't look like they're an adult, don't dress them like one. If you want to dress a character suggestively, it needs to be visually clear they are an adult. Easy as that.
@LoganH0076
@LoganH0076 3 года назад
Not gonna lie, I wasn’t reading the subtitles during the intro cinematic and I was actually super impressed with it lol. Thought the art style looked great, and the voice acting fit pretty well.
@eerie733
@eerie733 3 года назад
Yeah the game might be shit but he’s definitely being too harsh and picky, especially because he really doesn’t need to be, considering it actually DOES SUCK. For example when he mentioned giving you an important quest despite your character looking a certain way, that sounded very dumb and biased.. especially because it happens in every game, even the good ones
@notnice8
@notnice8 3 года назад
@@eerie733 "despite your character looking a certain way, that sounded very dumb and biased." do you send children on missions to save kidnapped children?
@HermeneuticallySealed
@HermeneuticallySealed 3 года назад
Agreed. Game genuinely sucks and he makes great points throughout. But there are definitely a few moments where you can tell he's leaning too heavily into the "worst mmo ever" title. I think it's just a symptom of making a lot of these videos and keeping things lively for his audience. There are other moments throughout his videos where he does a really good job of stepping back and explicitly speaking to biases or laying out rationale. So it's a bit jarring when he goes more along the bombastic route. Still love his stuff at the end of the day though!
@eerie733
@eerie733 3 года назад
@@notnice8 they literally send pandas in world of warcraft to save the world, what even is your argument? the way your character looks in MMOs shouldnt define what type of quest or task you get assigned. I could look like a complete degenerate with +99 maxed out facial sliders and it wouldn't ( and shouldnt ) matter
@eerie733
@eerie733 3 года назад
@@HermeneuticallySealed Agreed, you put my thoughts into words
@Goodmanperson55
@Goodmanperson55 3 года назад
The words "Korean MMORPG" is already enough for me to know where this video is going.
@furbymaster4239
@furbymaster4239 3 года назад
Sucks too cuz I'm a sucker for art styles like this.. and just Asian aesthetic
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 3 года назад
title should of said "Korean MMORPG's in a nutshell" seriously so many are like this
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 3 года назад
@@furbymaster4239 You might like the Stormblood dlc of FF14. Or the ninja and samurai classes.
@C7y323
@C7y323 3 года назад
@@furbymaster4239 if you like anime art style and a actually good MMO, you should try FFXIV
@Freestyle80
@Freestyle80 2 года назад
@@C7y323 no
@XxHybridFreakxX
@XxHybridFreakxX 2 года назад
Lmfao, man. So glad I found your channel. Awesome stuff.
@BknMoonStudios
@BknMoonStudios 2 года назад
If someone showed me the first minute of this video without context, I would've downloaded this game in a heart beat.
@jackback70
@jackback70 2 года назад
either I'm missing the joke or you're fucked up dude
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад
Me too esp bc I thought it’d be aimed at girls as audience & my initial impulse was to replay the first scene & try to see how quickly I could pick up the moves bc I thought it would be a gameplay aspect. I feel Big Dumb now & I obviously have to do more boundary work with my therapist since apparently I missed all the creep flags lol
@maagi1
@maagi1 Год назад
So you like watching little girls dance?
@SkillGame
@SkillGame 3 года назад
"Try not to vomit / 10 " - Two waifus, one cup
@mvv700
@mvv700 3 года назад
Anyone else noticed a huge amount of shared walking/running animations and hairstyles in Korean MMO's?
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
Korea isn't a large nation, so you can bet plenty of these are under the same company.
@rusticgiraffe4262
@rusticgiraffe4262 2 года назад
Josh: Don’t throw players directly into the action. Also Josh: I used to play Neverwinter, where the tutorial section takes place during a massive battle.
@Wyzai
@Wyzai Год назад
14:00 the alternative method is to not speedrun the game. You give the player an ability every now and then. Every time the player gains an ability, they have some time to read it and figure out what it does and how to use it. Not as good as a tutorial, but easier to do.
@Elban19
@Elban19 3 года назад
Not going to lie, more mmos need dances like those. There's only so much Saturday night fever can do.
@lordvectra7821
@lordvectra7821 2 года назад
Fr, those dances clean as hell lol
@aerrae5608
@aerrae5608 2 года назад
@@lordvectra7821 Legit, and if it comes with the songs too... Let's go.
@Hexamus
@Hexamus 3 года назад
I am so upset! The game looks SO pretty! The forests, the meadows, the art team did such a great job! But HOLY CRAP is it ruined by almost anything else!!
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад
I hope there are support groups for the good craftsmanship pros who end up devoting talent to terrible games & other CGI
@thephantomchannel5368
@thephantomchannel5368 Год назад
Don't forget the ten year old tits. This game is a pedo/ groomer sim.
@Gurtington
@Gurtington 11 месяцев назад
29:45 that made me feel dirty. Im glad you ended it there before i did.
@adjwindu70
@adjwindu70 2 года назад
The opening dance was amazing. You got some moves!
@SuperMetalmeltdown
@SuperMetalmeltdown 3 года назад
What this channel has taught me: Eastern MMOs: "Don't you dare take a single step out of the path! Also, this game plays itself" Western MMOs: "Here, there is no path. Do whatever you want! Content? Yes, there is some. Somewhere. Find your own!"
@valletas
@valletas 3 года назад
The problem is that both are taken to the extreme There is a balance about that type os stuff for example doom is very linear but the stages have multiple paths with secrets and acces to other areas and other weapons I know its a different genre but a good game should try to balance these things
@crystalgoddess4085
@crystalgoddess4085 3 года назад
Final Fantasy XIV takes that middle ground, it is largely story driven, locking some content behind story progression, but gives the player a lot of things to do outside of the main story so players can take their time and basically do what they want. It even has systems that incentivises doing older, lower level content so newer players can easily run the new game content without insufferably long queues.
@dartoney
@dartoney 3 года назад
@@crystalgoddess4085 yeah, FFXIV is my favorite mmorpg
@thatguyorange902
@thatguyorange902 2 года назад
@@crystalgoddess4085 I started just around two weeks ago, and it's been a blast. I do think the game could give a bit of support to the healers out there, because I (as a Scholar) either get to twiddle my thumbs acting as a pseudo-DPS in earlier dungeons, or a simple heal-spammer trying to keep the tank alive as healing (no matter the case) is surprisingly weak.
@crystalgoddess4085
@crystalgoddess4085 2 года назад
@@thatguyorange902 Kind of a dumb question, but are you using Selene/Eos' healing skills too? Scholar is more of a support healer than a true healer, your fairy will be doing the bulk of the healing, where you'd be trying to keep shields up with Adloquium.
@SightlessSenshi
@SightlessSenshi 3 года назад
One minor critique I'd like to offer; more of a suggestion for your consideration. More than once in this video, you lament the presence of superfluous sounds: when mousing over NPCs, when opening and closing menus, etc. Now, I know those aren't useful sounds to you, and they may even be annoying, and they absolutely should be optional; a toggle in settings, perhaps. But for low vision and blind gamers, like myself, accessibility sounds like those can make or break a game for us. My sighted spouse helps me navigate MMO games, but she tries to let me do everything I can on my own, so I depend on sounds like these to navigate, interact, and even have the chance to play. (Not this game, 'cause it sounds like suck, but other games like Blade and Soul.) So, when remarking on these sounds, please remember that such critiques can convince developers that accessibility options aren't just not needed, but not wanted either, which I'm absolutely sure is not your intent. Just the freedom to make such sounds optional would, I think, resolve that specific issue. I know most gamers will reply to this that "video games aren't made for blind people, so stop ruining them for the rest of us," as that is their general reply to any hint of accessibility. But you are a thoughtful person, and I hope you will see that making such sounds optional rather than removing them could solve this issue hopefully to everyone's satisfaction. Just something to keep in mind going forward. Great video, as always.
@ZX3000GT1
@ZX3000GT1 Год назад
This question might sound rather insensitive, but I can't help my curiosity, so sorry in advance - If you can barely see (or can't see if you're blind) what's happening in the game, how can you have fun? Especially considering most games are largely visual.
@SightlessSenshi
@SightlessSenshi Год назад
@@ZX3000GT1 I don't find the question offensive, just confusing. I have fun by... having fun and playing the game. The same way you do. I can't enjoy the visuals, but is looking at visuals the only part of a game that is any fun? That seems better suited to viewing art or film or something of the like. Surely you enjoy more than just staring at the visuals. For instance, there's all the sounds to enjoy too. But even beyond that, there's the stories, characters, activities, events, combat, gameplay, etc. Graphics aren't everything, nor are visuals altogether; they're just one piece of a whole puzzle. It's like listening to a song in a language you don't speak; just because you can't understand the words doesn't mean there aren't aspects of the song you can still enjoy. Here's a more concrete example: last night, my spouse and I played Sleeping Dogs together. I handled all the combat as per usual, but also I controlled the stereo in our vehicle of choice when my wife handled the driving parts, so that way the in-game music also suited our activities. I helped my hard-of-hearing wife track enemies for her to target and me to attack by listening to the sounds of their voices. When we weren't fighting or driving, we did other activities that I was able to enjoy by listening to them while still contributing to the gameplay. Or for another example: I play fighting games without any assistance, purely by sound. How do I have fun there? By winning, the same way as anyone else. In fact, I'd wager I have even more fun winning, because beating sighted opponents as a blind player is pretty rewarding. So yeah, I have fun the same way you do, I just don't visually enjoy the scenery along the way. I hope that all makes sense. Visuals are part of the medium, but having fun in a game is more than just staring at visuals.
@ZX3000GT1
@ZX3000GT1 Год назад
@@SightlessSenshi I suppose it depends upon the game. I can't see games like Sekiro, Bayonetta, or DMC, as well as genres like racing (Gran Turismo for example) or rhythm (like Guitar Hero or Beatmania), in which you have to see the game to play, playable by low vision/blind people. Knowing attack patterns, or knowing where the walls are while driving, or knowing patterns you have to press in a rhythm game for example. I suppose it's only problematic when there's nothing but gameplay.
@SightlessSenshi
@SightlessSenshi Год назад
@@ZX3000GT1 It's not really problematic at all. We can enjoy gameplay just like you can, just maybe not in the same way, but that doesn't make it impossible or problematic.
@ZX3000GT1
@ZX3000GT1 Год назад
@@SightlessSenshi Hmm... Just checked your channel actually, seems that you're playing a lot of games (and better at fighting games than I do hahaha). I would genuinely love to see you taking a crack at an Action game, a game like Assetto Corsa (or GT7 if you have PS) or a rhythm game like DJMax or Project Diva. Would be cool.
@lenodas3567
@lenodas3567 2 года назад
When you brought up the town Mayville and I had to do a double take, that's a town near where I used to live in the state of Michigan. Pretty wack.
@seanbrownlee9474
@seanbrownlee9474 2 года назад
4:54 Speaking of rs3, your videos have inspired me, as a person whos main mmo is osrs and didnt really like rs3 initially, to try rs3 again, and I am really loving it, it is such a fun time. Now I am going to be playing them both! Thanks!
@arthurdowney2846
@arthurdowney2846 3 года назад
[Shiva's Gothic Cousin] needs to be an earnable title!
@JohnA.Zoidberg
@JohnA.Zoidberg 3 года назад
29:08 As another game taught us, trolls are named after the first thing they eat.
@greeninja5991
@greeninja5991 2 года назад
Which game?
@rockwallbee
@rockwallbee 2 года назад
@@greeninja5991 In Runescape 3 (not sure if old school as well), the trolls are named after the first thing they eat (or try to eat). You get a baby troll pet that you can feed to change its name to that item, and there are NPC trolls named things like Dad, Burntmeat, and The Map.
@greeninja5991
@greeninja5991 2 года назад
@@rockwallbee thanks for the answer
@Runexn
@Runexn 2 года назад
@@rockwallbee Oldschool player, yes it is the same with gems like "yellow snow" or "Mom" . We even have the quest chain involving My arm.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 4 месяца назад
The intro movie was actually reallly nice. The look of everything, the artstyle and transitions, were fantastic.
@LoogyHead
@LoogyHead 2 года назад
30:00 I recognize that voice. It’s terrible, I don’t know how she keeps getting work apart from just being available.
@fcouri663
@fcouri663 3 года назад
I have never played nor have any interest in a MMORPG in my whole life yet I keep coming back to your channel.
@vizthex
@vizthex 2 года назад
same, they're all super copy/paste and generic. also no good sci-fi MMOs even though that's the better setting imo.
@njalsand133
@njalsand133 2 года назад
Sounds about right
@user-lp7tx1fe6t
@user-lp7tx1fe6t 2 года назад
@@vizthex the moment a good sci-fi MMORPG comes out I’ll instantly become a fan of the genre
@dnw009
@dnw009 2 года назад
Kinda goes against the whole spirit of the series. If there are good MMO's they'd be in a different category than his worst MMO's series which showcases alright to mediocre to down right terrible.
@elizabethagudelo7179
@elizabethagudelo7179 3 года назад
I dunno man, something about the visual design, the way some cutscenes look, the ui elements, the font choices, it feels a lot like someone went "what if gild wars 2 but with lolis"
@ClockworkOuroborous
@ClockworkOuroborous 3 года назад
Exactly what I thought.
@MrTeamGuy
@MrTeamGuy 2 года назад
how about FF14, literally same start of the story of your character (just 0 depth)
@CSKGamer06
@CSKGamer06 2 года назад
Seeing Josh just slowly lose his freaking mind while reviewing this MMO is gold. XD
@gonzoshots4691
@gonzoshots4691 2 года назад
9:09 “… and a magical battle of cleavage begins.” Truly, is there any other variety of cleavage battle?
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