Would New Zealand's military stand a chance against Australian invasion? (2020) 

yep, I'd be more worried about China

Lest we forget.

Lest we forget.

This is true. It's frustrating that New Zealand have under invested in their military so much. We'd both be a lot safer if NZ contributed a bit more.

@@JustinSCampbell lol safer from what exactly?

@The Scruffman hahahaha 😂 that was a good 1

Hahahaha this comment made my day, pure gold

🤣👍

As another kiwi I can second this

I laughed out loud to this, very funny comment.

Who the heck is rohan

@@abdurrahmanmohammad2024 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QhRFaY8A9cA.html In this the Kingdom of Gondor calls for aid from the Kingdom of Rohan in Lord of the Rings return of the king and the reason this joke you don't understand is funny because theses movies were filmed in New Zealand.

Lol! Only us geeks n nerds understand this statement! Rohan don’t fuk around neither! Expect them on the 3rd day, towards the West!

@@tacoblude8208 I'm a New Zealander?

“Look to the West” -New Zealand

and meat pies at 40 paces. You Aussies can bring the tomato sauce

🤣🤣🤣 That's the truth. We're likely to say..."wanna beer mate?"...

Lmfao

How you doing coomer

Oath

HAMBO THOMP happens regularly with a rugby ball... not likely with guns

Yeah one of the tightest alliances in history. Besides, half the kiwis live in Sydney, and half the people in NZ are Aussie!

thats not the point of this video

Aus and NA are best friends where it coulds and worst enemies in everything else

Agreed. I thought a big contingent of New Zealander serve or attempt to serve in the Australian Armed forces?.

They might not even come to the BBQ on the weekend how bad would that be.

Did you know that per capita, more Aussies live in New Zealand, than vis versa.

@ben26436 we will scaffold a successor to the bob semple tank

@ben26436 is that like a reference of that French town Kiwis liberated?

We can throw chips at them

"But Dad! He called me a dumb c**t!"

Haha nice one (from an Aussie)

Shut up mum!

Well they're already in the corner all right.

But Australia is the naughty corner of the British Empire, so...

And sandpaper

Low blow.... Hilarious tho

That's gold. Then the Aussie bowled a wide on the last throw.

It would more likely be rugby

"You've just been Chappelled"

Yep.

Security in indivisible. So, no it does not make sense. If you are in it together, you must carry the weight.

I thought it was based on being in the middle of nowhere and no one caring?

Sure they freeload of Australia clearly learning how Centerlink works

@@MuzzCat05 If they expect Australia to come to their defence in wartime, NZ should feel obligated to match Australia's military expenditure per GDP. Obviously there are differences in economy and industry between the two nations but it's a bit unfair to decrease military expenditure because you expect a neighbour to pick up the slack in a conflict. The same could be said for Australia's relationship with the US but at least our expenditure per GDP is significantly higher than the UE and comparable western nations.

We'd insist they be called eskies, and then it really would be on.

Don't make me drink VB if you guys win!

@@Longtack55 Honestly, as an Aussie, I can't believe that piss is our most popular beer. Coopers is 100 times better.

"chillybins"?? They're ESKYS mate!!

They're called Eskies under you new Australian overlords

I've always loved that :)

It's so good xD honestly if I was ordered to blow up one with that ild be laughing as I turned back saying nah fuck it

australian version of kamikaze

What airforce?

Dude, stop shouting

*Big Bob*

we have the emu's

@@lolplayer2477 you mean the emus are against you guys

@@cheesedmacaroni We know that you are aware of the deadly drop bears...

@@bossdog1480 oh yikes I didn't take that into account

Most of the fights happen outside the pub, but usually within stumbling distance from one

During the Korean War, the Aussies and Kiwis would prank each other hard, and in ways that made the Americans wonder if they weren't just using the peninsula as a neutral venue for a war between themselves.

It'd be settled with rugby. NZ would win.

@@tSp289 Depends which rugby.

That's not us that's the Brits and the Scots

That would depend on what Indonesia does..😬😬😅 either way I think we'll need faster boats 😂

@@sammacculloch446 Indonesia has a defense pact with US and Australia. Also part of ASEAN which Australia has pacts with most member countries. Indonesia is in conflict with China over South China Sea territory. China would never invade Australia as they'd be stretched and would be taken by east and south east asian nations. Don't forget China tries to bully all of them too.

@Lisa Smith you're right, although relative to the population we have a surprising amount of guns so there'd be a few of them to get through.

Litterally, our amry would just go bush in the Tararuas while the aussies fend em off lol

valid point, and enjoy the twist of humour too

Yep I’m from NZ and that is bang on how shit would go down mate

That's right cuz'...

Chur!!

It's be called the "Pavlova War"

Thats brilliant! and probably spot on

Haha,awsum comment

Dreams are free

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Take it. Just don't invade NZ. The AB will take it back next December

You win best comment today my friend

or Bondi

@@stevious7278 Maybe in the 80's but there's not many left there now, they cant afford it. Hence why they now go to Queensland

Going for the culture victory

They can have Queensland

@@langer4602 Sure. Makes sense. No masks here. No restrictions; except the bullshit no international flights which is crippling the tourist industry. I reckon most of Queensland would be happy to secede. All the rest of you can take your covid and fuck off!

Swiss Guard vs penguins 😁

"In short, the fact that the Antarctican nation doesn't exist, means that a small contingent of the Swiss Guard should have no problem in establishing a beach head. But the logistics of transporting even a token force over 2,000 miles of frozen wasteland, with temperature below -50° Celsius, would be a nightmare. Verdict: stalemate."

No Monaco Vs Vatican city

Yes hahaha

Australia’s responsible for New Zealand’s air security as apart of a joint defence agreement between us any hostile plane heading for New Zealand will be intercepted and destroyed by Australian war planes if they pose a threat to nz

Dont forget the taniphas.

Underrated comment, we'd spend the first weekend at war with Australia in the Ureweras pig-hunting and drinking what supplies of Export Gold we have left while the Regional Councils hold resource management meetings and wait for the sausage rolls to show up for morning tea

CRAB DANK Australia and NZ are no longer British colonies.

@@alpharex5677 but still the head if state so technically yeah

People forget they’re still over 70 nations with the queen as head of state. Canada is another western nation. Make a video of The Commonwealth verses European Union

@@krusader7114 wrong. She's the head of state of 16 countries only (commonwealth realm). You're thinking of the Commonwealth of Nations which doesn't have her as head of state and the respective countries (excluding Commonwealth Realm) take care of their own affairs.

@@krusader7114 oof now thats a fight that would bloody both sides, but Imo it's one that the EU would either win or it would end in a stale mate. I'm saying that since if it's a perfect scenario then all involved nations would be 110% willing to fight, so the UK would have the overwhelming might of India Australia new Zealand and (maybe its most valuable asset) Canada. That being said.... it would also mean that every European nation would be willing to fight hand in hand, so they would logically contribute everything they would, that would mean that the UK would be somewhat out matched for a while then get reinforcements and then be hanging a thread since it's allies would, in most parts be oceans away and be forced to pass through European held waters to get to the Isles.

Finally we could get that issue solved :)

@@eddybulich3309 .. historical fact dictates the Kiwis invented it.. they aren't getting our lamingtons though!

Is neither Australian nor new zelander

@@MarkGoding when has new zealand ever claimed lamingtons?

The only plausible reason for an Aus-NZ war lol

So true, my longest best friend of 40yrs is a kiwi as is my brother inlaw. Goods friends as long as the Aussies win. When NZ or Aussie play the Poms at sport we are brothers in arms.

ANZAC That's all that needs to be said.

yeh, its a bit weird considering how alike both countries are and how much history we have.

Second best according to this video 🤔

I reckon we should just take them so there's no question about who made the pavlova

nz stole it too, just renamed it.

@@familyfalc8109 shut up bruh, nz made it first

@@armokil lmao Bit touchy champ. Learn your meringue history before commenting. All nz did was popularize it and give it an alternate name.

Kind of like how the kiwis tried to copyright Australian flowers like warratah

Look mate you have lamingtons, give us back the pav

Looks like a Decisive Victory for binkovs upload

When you've got the Bob Semple tank a few days is all you need!

A few days of ammo is all you will need. In fact it would be easier on you if you just dump the ammo in the tasman before hand.. lol

It would be a waste for NZ to bulk up its military, who is going to attack them? If anyone did, the Aussies and Americans would have their back. Next Binkov: New Zealand vs the horde of Orcs from Lord of the Rings.

I will land 100'000 troops in NZ.

They can't stand 2 second against China.

🤣🤣🤣

only about 300, to 600 thousand

The 101st Dole Bludgers division...burrowing through Australian social infrastructure!!!!

help they are slowly building scaffolding around all of our buildings

And all they do is tell us Australians how much better New Zealand is.

@Agent Smith Got no teeth bro.

US Secretary of Defence wish he had it this easy,

LOL

Something like that, Haha

May I ask, why don't you all have a family reunion on your own land of jolly old England? Return the looted Continent of Australia in Asia-Pacific to people of Asia-Pacific region. Return the looted New Zealand to Native Maori people. Slavery, Colonialism and Colonization are evil things done, and benefited by evildoers. Remember, notorious centuries-long global cardinal crimes that Anglo clans had committed, and benefited a great deals, such as Slavery and Colonialism had long been over, why on earth is notorious Colonization still lingering on, may I ask? Australia/New Zealand in Asia-Pacific; blog.chinadaily.com.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=711807

@@fatherfred3946 I agree, about time to decolonize the Colonized lands, from Australia to New Zealand, and return them to rightful owners. True, notorious global cardinal crimes Anglo West had committed, and benefited a great deals, such as Slavery and Colonialism had long been over, why is notorious Colonization still lingering on earth, which makes sense. By the way thanks for informative link, blog.chinadaily.com.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=711807

Step back Australia. Don't make me colonize you again.

Martin Leong the queen will not be amused

Uk: Go to your room! Australia: ok it's much roomier and nicer than yours anyway, mumsy. lmao.

@PR0GRAMMING Dad's owned by Huawei now lmao.

@PROGRAMMING - If the Brits are owned by Huawei, then the Aussies *definitely* are... The UK and US are the big brothers of the five eyes agency and Australia is one of the three little bothers! If Huawei own the UK intelligence agencies, then by association (because Australia's entire intelligence community is the UK and US's five eyes bitch) then Aussies are not just pwned too, they are pwned so hard that Huawei is bukakeing their moms! I've no dog in this fight; just sayin' 's'all.

Dear Lord what about the Geneva convention, Oh and those photos of Arden. That's psychological warfare.

This is singlehandedly the funniest comment on this video. No one can top this.

@@eddybulich3309 you call that psychological warfare? I know men who came back from Aussie with ptsd after watching Scott Moro on the news everyday. Liquor stores love their presence tho

Haha. Mate. Iv been to Auckland. Six hours of sightseeing at most. lol.

@@Shilo-fc3xm the south island is in the opposite end of the cou try to Auckland if you meant that Auckland had limited site seeing.

Love rippin' on 'em but would never want war with 'em.

Yeah, we love teasing them, but if anyone else does it, we’ll flatten them. ANZAC forever!

Losing a war against birds is better than losing a war against white powder (US drug war)

Napoleon had to retreat from bunnies, just saying

They didn't lose

Well Bob Semple, meet the AC3 Thunderbolt... :-P

@@The_Desert_Tiger Behind that white powder are men from several nations and a trillion dollars industry.

Yes and God would fight side by side with guys like this > en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Upham

And

God protects these countries by my observations. New Zealand, Australia, U.s, Israel and France. all allies who fight for our freedom to be. Israel is a unique exception though.

that was a good one buttttttttttttttttttttt we got the hobbit on our side

@@juicelau4422 "Some believe only great power can hold evil in check. I have found it is not this, but the small ,every day good deeds of ordinary folk that holds the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and bravery". - Gandalf, middle Earth , 2001

Thanks for your service. Nah, that sounds too American. How about on ya mate. 🇦🇺🇦🇺

You got it in one digger.

New Zealand's military is a joke. Their government is 100% woke and feminist.

I was with you until the Vegemite.

@@brazeiar9672 Our military might be small and less advanced, but my grandparents bled and died with everyone else to defend Europe and the other countries on the other side of the world so how about cutting us some slack mate. And at least we can go to work and to the pub. All it took was following the woke communist feminist transgender saucepan-sexual PM's and (legend) Dr Bloomfield's rules and stayed home for a few weeks and we're back to it.

Keas? We laugh at Kias! Silly little cars. Oh, sorry "Keas", some form of bird. You Kiwis may have faith in the aerial Kea squadrons of which you think so highly, but we Australians have the highly trained Emu attack units. They beat the snot out of us last time, so it's a fair bet they'll do the same to you.

@@JohnJ469 But how would they get here?? Can they swim? Besides we're about to recreate the Moa genome and use Emus we already have here to incubate them. There will be battalions of them and they were bigger than emus and had thicker more powerful legs to kick arse with. And have you not thought about earthquakes?? The slightest tremor or puff of ash from a volcano will cause Australian soldiers to instantly become jibbering wrecks and give themselves up. Even reminding them of that will probably cause mass mutiny and flat refusal to cross the ditch anyway. Besides if your blokes can't play rugby properly how could you ever expect to successfully invade Aotearoa anyway. Conversely I'd have to admit though that if Kiwis invaded Australia you'd just have to wave a snake about and we'd be gone in a flash. Actually do you really know where NZ is? Last time I was in Australia they kept referring to NZ as "Down there" instead of "Over There" That really worried Tasmanians I knew.

its not just stewart island, the south island is a natural fortress. with exceptions of the cantabry plains and the wairau valley the entire island is rough mountonus terrain which are only linked by two lane roads which are easly blocked by landslides.

Australia has the thickest jungle in the Southern Hemisphere! The jungle in Tully and surrounding areas is filled with snakes, cassowaries and a little vine called ‘wait a while’ which means once you’re in it you’re waiting a while to get out of it!.... we also have fever trees that will give you a deathly fever that can last months and all the while the landscape is mountainous with hidden gullies and no flat land other than what we made ourselves.... flat country huh? Moron!

@@keithtonkin6959 Ah, but those arte bred from *our* Emus and will be sleeper agents for us. Do you think we haven't been planning this for decades? Mwahahahaha (In all seriousness good luck with the Moa, that would be so cool. Although where the hell would you keep them?) Earthquakes? We laugh at earthquakes "Ha ha!" (Sorry watched Danny Kaye's Court Jester on the weekend) However you have hit on one area where Kiwis would have an initial natural advantage. "Aotearoa"? How in hell do you pronounce that? Place names would really mess us up. But we do have a plan to get around this that will level the playing field. A highly secret group of Kenyan refugees have been working long hours and when we invade, all New Zealand towns will be renamed in Swahili. that way there will be no advantage and nobody will know where they are going. (See? We've thought of everything.) Yes I know where NZ is. I can also pick NZ soldiers in a march. Unlike Aussies who march 4 abreast Kiwis march only 3 abreast. If they did 4, one would be walking in the water. BTW, you can always tell a Taswegian soldier too. They're the ones who look over their shoulder when given the order "3 paces to the rear. March".

Then the UK will step in, butt both their heads together and send them to their rooms. During their time out, they'll sneakily watch highlights of them thumping the Poms in numerous sports, then go back to being best buds in no time!

This happens every year. At the end the winner is awarded the Bledisloe Cup.

Rommel was such a shit general I don't think we should care about anything he says

@@JoenerMay better than you.

@@JoenerMay how was he a shit general

I'd be very surprised if Rommel said any such thing. Typically, in time of war, we don't run around praising and lionizing enemy troops. Sounds like 'propaganda' to me.

@@lancelot0007 Okay good. So you can provide me with a reliable primary source then? I'll wait.

Well the hobbit spies would be super useful as they look like the average Aussie already

too right m8

@@AlexWithington Unfortunately we suspect aussies have infiltrated the hobbit division, and we have no way of telling who’s who.

@@pcarrierorange put a beer on the table and keep an eye out for who grabs it then you will find the perpetrator

Yes we have a 5th column.

Gold Coast as well 🤣

No mate the local police are enough to deal with that mob lol

The rest have sworn allegiance to the Kangaroo and the Emu and now follow the Wallabies

THe Kiwis can have Sydney and canberra if they want seems like a fair trade

New Zealand's side for sure, both Kiwis and Emus are rattites (a type of bird) so they'd be sticking up for their brethren. Plus the Aussie wildlife clearly has a bone to pick with the people living there

The Emus would use the distraction to conquer all of Australia.

And the sheep?.. Mad cow's are the referee's?..

Kangaroos will lose then

Everyone in New Zealand actually knows someone that was involved in that battle... Seriously! (One of my links (apart from hiring some equipment to the instigators) is a good friend behind Vigor to the right at 2 min 44 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yBYYD46dwXE.html) as Mordor falls...

Nah uk

*Australia

@@NJFPALEOCON I've never even seen new Zealand on a map, is it japan ? 🙃🙃🙃

Gondor?..

@Ginger Nutz yeah and the Nazis even tried to make up a fake story about about this "Finland" almost beating the USSR 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice fan fic bro

I am kiwi, i can confirm you’re correct

Sounds like a crissy bbq

@@contactico Every day is Crissy mate!

Spot on. Along with being damn inconvenient to get to and having nothing of real value. It’s a strategy that’s worked well for us so far. Just a shame we can’t afford to buy our own houses.

You've just gone and supplied the reason for the invasion. To return all the bloody Kiwis we've got lying around the place.

depends on the AI and the game. HOI4 NZ could probably take Indonesia. but otherwise yeah. a pretty good observe nation.

Lol, in a Hoi4 game I was playing NZ and had a lot of light tank divisions and kicked Italy out of Africa.

In conflict of nations, i have won a few games as NZ, just mass a bunch of frigates and ballistic missile subs.

Our entire military is based around that fact

Anyone wants to have a go at New Zealand, you’re going to have to go through the Aussies first. Write that down somewhere and don’t lose it. They are our best mates in the world.

We're like the big brother that takes all the little brothers toys, like Russell Crowe and pavlova.

yeh, it was a bit weird seeing this video, NZ's entire defense strategy is that they are so remote that to invade them, you have to invade Australia first. Plus we are rapidly approaching the point where we just become one country anyway, since we are all loosing track of who belongs in which country.

lol

Kyle Harmse lets be fair about this. . Netball. Let the ladies settle this.

@@TheAussief1 I'll bring the beers!

Anthing else, oz wins, league cricket soccer etc

Who can withstand the Haka??

Lucky we're not talking about rugby union then Kyle! :D

Imagine if the ADF made an amphibious landing in Fiordland in winter? Great surf.....

Hey if you want to go to all that effort you can have it. We'll even throw in Christchurch and Dunedin to sweeten the deal, as long as we don't have to pay for the renovations.

Nah, as a Tasmanian, I reckon we could withstand it for the rest of our country 😂

@@BearsyMai idk mate try 8 degrees water in the summer 😂

Lol you kidding me. Nz winter is literally full of Aussies in the snow come winter time. Let alone all the Australians that live here too. (I am one :p)

i grew up reading those books, real life we would get curb stomped by any serious Chinese invasion.

We couldn't beat the Chinese, but the US is our ally and they would.

The Chinese military are puppets for their government they have no passion for their country. Unlike Aus and Nz. That counts for a lot more than you realise.

Yeah I'll do it right now; China writes massive cheques to buy all our farms and infrastructure. Greedy Australian politicians sell the country out from underneath it's inhabitants. Mission Accomplished. Not a single bullet fired.

Don't agree with that.

You'd crush quite a few armies actually, one that comes to mind is the Republic of Ireland. Last time I checked they only had 7000 soldiers, no airforce or navy and no tanks. You would be mopping them up off the floor.

@@oneenglishbastard87 neither side would be able to land enough troops on foreign territory

@@oneenglishbastard87 To be fair, we only have 4000 troops, in the army, and no tanks either.

Hey we could at least beat Fiji, or Tonga.

Skotlicki we all know Australia would lose

Too one sided, we know emu would win

@Horizon585 It was never funny.

Holy shit, how is this still a thing?! Australia killed thousands of emus with less than 10 men and no losses, why is this still going on?

@@andrewsmall6834 yeah and there were 20,000 emus...They barely put a dent into the emu population and used so much ammunition.

Grubby bum Australia can have Crowe and in reality they can have the pavlova, it’s over rated

Australians don't really care. It's kiwis desperate for some attention and international recognition to make a big noise about these things. Part of their gigantic chip on the shoulder against us aussies is our supposed "claiming" of kiwi things, even when the history is vague at best, or like Russell Crowe or Phar Lap, where their success came by being raised in Australia, despite originally coming from NZ when young.

@@mikespearwood3914 chip on their shoulder? lol. That's Australian's. Kiwis just do their own thing, it's Aussie's who try scream to the world for relevance. At least Kiwi's know their place, because Aussies do not.

@Mo Uri Who?

@@grubbybum3614 lol, kiwis do their own thing?! Hardly! Being a west aussie , we have kiwis who flood here and are desperate to tell us about all these things when they move over here, and tap us on the shoulder and tell us about the all blacks, bledisloe cup, aussies "claiming" stuff etc. It really is quite bizarre!

Agreed. As a Brit we know who our family are.

@@gary6514 NZ has drifted away a bit, the joint statement about Hong Kong included US/UK/Canada/Australia, there was no NZ!

@@tonyvu2011 Considering nighthawk.nz/index.php/3067-china-labels-new-zealand-s-extradition-treaty-suspension-as-gross-interference nighthawk.nz/index.php/3098-china-suspends-hong-kong-s-extradition-treaty-with-new-zealand nighthawk.nz/index.php/3020-china-jacinda-ardern-s-calling-out-of-china-over-uighur-muslims-shows-new-zealand-won-t-engage-in-master-servant-relationship-international-relations-expert We had to look at our laws and agreements to see if we could legally and morally it was discussed And as for the 5G issue, Both Vodafone and Spark are going with Ericsson and Nokia www.cybersecurity-insiders.com/new-zealand-bans-huawei-5g-equipment-due-to-espionage-fears/

Yes but our politicians are arseholes so never say never.

New zealand are like the shit cousin you never dont want around to visit as a kid. You know, the kid in the wheel chair who still thinks they would win the 100m sprint

It's just a hypothetical. Calm down.

Australia come down to reality!! You can't protect yourself more less defend new Zealand!!.. Think about it long and hard . Why do you think USA has a marine attact squadron that stays in Australia at all times?Now Australia is in talks of building a US navy base in the northin part of Australia???

HMMM, who would do that? The Ch.aarg...….

Isthisnameused * china cough cough*

@Tango Jones sorry you mean rat boy John Key.

@@aidanhartford1588 Did you cough into your elbow. You better get tested for COVID-19 ;)

soviet style eh?

Rugby union?.. It's like our 4th biggest sport, way behind the other 3.. Not really a deciding factor lil bro.. ( I do love the game though)..

@@PluckYeah *4th biggest football code...out of 4. About the 7th biggest male participation sport in Australia.

Let's hope it's not cricket.

Ain't that the truth cuz

uh oh

but if China invades aus they would be stuffed Australia’s friends with 98 percent of the world 😂

Easy, Australia drinks the beer. Next?

Well if either fought uk would be like I’ll end both of u if u don’t stop

Maybe we could change our target and take Canberra

@@david19664 Canberra is easy mate, say there's a bushfire and it's evacuated

Many nations don't really need powerful militaries. To them, war is not an option anyway. So it's better to invest into economics and other fields than futile defense. Still, since there are many uses for a military other than fighting wars, they still keep it.

Well,they are in middle of nowhere without any threat so they don't need a strong military..

they will hakka thier way to victory...talking about NZ military is like trying to discuss about the Swiss Navy

@@Weeboslav this Also why would anyone invade a country that has a bob semple tank

What they lack in equipment they make up in quality personal, just like the ADF

This thinking led to the Bob semple 80yo

Rubbish.

So what you're saying is the kiwis would win by rising up against the Australian oppressors within Australia

Netball

As long as the gas and iron ore money keeps the East in beer money you'll keep on grabbing WA with both hands.

@bobbiebob575 bob Vietnam has offshore oil, the Chinese did not even pretend to Liberate, they are drilling Vietnam territory right now backed by the Chinese navy. The more things change the more they stay the same.

As a Western Australian, I see nothing wrong with this scenario

Please please please chop us off. keep your germ warfare to yourselves and give us back all you stole through the GST

would the hakka work?

There probably an alternative universe with ultra-nationalist ruling Australia that wants to conquer all of SEA like Imperial Japan did.

na na mate only if its smoko time

on the netball court?

@@edwardbakadingo4261 Hear our battle cry "Bondai ! Bondai ! Bondai !!!"

No, their OWN defense force.

@@xavierlauzac5922 Nah

@@cqsual2047 just stop trying to change the premise.

Dinitroflurbenzol Yes, that was our Casis-Beli, for New Zealand to recognize Vegemite as the superior yeast based spred, and from here on New Zealand can not have Marmite on their shelves, while the Australian Military exiles all dissidents to Vegemite, to the Reeducation Camps in the Outback.

I'll die on Marmite Hill before putting that filthy Vegemite mud in-between my buns.

We’re just not interested in taking over. Simple.

barry king NZ conditions? What you mean like constant grey clouds and drizzle? 😂

Yeah but we'll let all 14 of you hold the ground outside of the cities I guess.

Yep, us aussies don't know what cold is. My kiwi housemate used to walk around the house in jocks at 4 in the morning in winter! I'd assumed he experienced a lot colder than that to be not bothered by the cold.

@Steve Arthur Yeah but we'd send our NZ brigade from Queensland - The famous Judas regiment.

spoken by a true Kiwi.