X-Men: Apocalypse Pitch Meeting 

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Right!! What a great write this Ryan is

Lol

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Quoting RU-vidrs is TIGHT

Yeah yeah yeah

@@matthewradecke8632 more like super easy, barely an inconvenience

Well, in the comics, he really can do that.

@@stpbasss3773 No. In the comics, he controls the entire electromagnetic spectrum, including wood and stone. Metal is just easier for him.

@@jonathancampbell5231 yah I forgot that stone and dirt have metallic properties in them lol, I think I worded that right lol.

@@jonathancampbell5231 he can also inspire loyalty in people with his "magnetic charisma". Comics have this bad habit of piling on OP powers to make a popular character even more powerful.

Well, the wood planks likely have nails and other hardware on them, so that should help.

Banging ancient-Egyptian god-like villains is TIGHT.

@@Its__Good And SUPER easy, BARELY an inconvenience!

@@Its__Good yeah yeah yeah!

@@NYWallCrawler ok then.

Sorry to say if I'm in Africa and a girl that look like storm try to take me home. Call Liam Neson I'm taken

Maybe he was X3 Angel's uncle, or something, and either vanished or had his wings cut off in the original timeline?

@@lnsflare1 I mean, you can make up whatever reason you want to make sense, but you really shouldn't have to. There's no hint of explanation anywhere, which means they either made a mistake or didn't care.

@@DanielChannel89 I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about timeline stuff.

@@SRosenberg203 Oh okay!

If it is the "same" Angel it shouldn't be possible but if it is another Angel then it is. (Can't remember from the movies if Angel in Apocalypse was named Warren Kenneth Worthington III or not. but then again how old would his parents be in Apocalypse and would they even have met over 20 years earlier? so only thing that works is that it is a completely different Angel and its not Worthington) Butterfly effects and all that.

There is a labyrinth underneath the great pyramid of Giza. Theory is people lived there during the lesser dryas.

Yeah, I did that once.

@@kainelivesay25 Wa wa waow.

Ryan & George..also they ask the real question..Why chasm?

WTF

yep, just gonna be there.

I don't even remember her being in the movie and I've seen it a couple times

My favorite joke in this pitch!

its so sad because i actually love jubilee lmao

@@leilaturner3749 ya shes rly awesome and powerful 😁

Hmmm

That would imply that he was putting any thought into his script.

*Cough Cough, Episode VI, Cough Cough*

To be fair to JJ (ugh), instantly forgiving mass murderers has been a thing in Star Wars since return of the Jedi.

@@jacobd1984 Oh yeah, and that's totally fair. I still find Luke forgiving Vader at lease marginally more believable because that was his father and Luke had a little bit more connection with him. It's still silly though, I'll agree. You'll never hear me say that George Lucas is a perfect storyteller. Guy still made the prequels, after all.

Makoto Kazuki I KNOW RIGHT! I really didn’t get that

When you get Jennifer Lawrence right after the Hunger Games, but before everyone saw her naked, yeah, they are gonna feature her pretty prominently even if she was playing a D-lister. If she would have played Jubilee, you better believe Jubilee would have been the new heart of the X Men somehow. I guess they thought J Law was somehow the selling pointz

@@dutchvonrichardson It's kinda sad how hard they dropped her after the Fappening

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 nonsense, the fappening happened in 2014 and they started fiming the movie in 2015. They dropped her because she doesn't sell so well. The same will happen to Sophie Turner.

He’s been “me,tooed “

X Men Apocalypse: Releases Phoenix Force Xmen Dark Phoenix: (Mission to space) I now have the Phoenix Force. CHARLES: So WTF killed Apocalypse in the last movie?!

@@dutchvonrichardson the power of friendship

@@dutchvonrichardson The power of timelines not being a thing

The movie can be saved if they put some text "previously before Apocalypse rises". Too bad 🤣

Days of Future Past: *Magneto tries to kill Mystique* Dark Phoenix: *Jean kills Mystique* Magneto - I'll kill you for that.

Unclear

Django please show sam jackson's character from a baby til he blows up.

@@darrylhamlin7475🤔 😅😅😅😅

@@darrylhamlin7475 This literally had me in tears...said it in my head like Ryan, 😅😅

Fair enough

I believe it was a sequel prequel reboot

@@alexandercressman3420 oopsie!

Mutt Fitness you were right

So you have an X-Men prequel reboot sequel script for me? Was that hard to say? Pretty easy barely an inconvenience.

@@alexandercressman3420 Technically X-Men Apocalypse is a prequel reboot retcon legacy sequel Interquel paraquel. It takes place before the first X men, it is part of a rebooting of the series while retconning story elements, it's a legacy sequel because it has older character mixed in with new, it's taking place between 2 of the movies in the series in chronological order while it's story is running parallel to other movies in the series (wolverine origins). Yeah... I know

You’ve seen our history books

@Heinrich Himmler true

so he was a protagonist - just misunderstood a bit

Apocalypse did nothing wrong

I did not see this coming!! Dog eating pizzas are tight!

@@hermionethatsme yayaya

Well Done!

That would be a dog-eating pizza. Not a dog eating pizza.

Spaceballs sir

Bishop Bedlam huh

Bishop Bedlam Wtf ur toxic

Well, at least she wasn't there to be a dumbass in distress.

Dark Passenger what’s so offensive

@@haydenbriggs4812 I don't think you got the joke..... 🤣

But money. Oh yeah. Oops! Oopsie!

We need this on April 1

So the pitch meeting for the Hobbit movies, then.

- No, it's not.

I wonder what he looks like when he's not looking like he's squirting into a bright light.

Can be summed up pretty easy: a bunch of bad things happen because they don’t listen to their older brother. The end.

@@fanbmw 🤣🤣

Yes

@@fanbmw Whoops.

Doesn't he only do pitch meetings for bad movies or shows?

I facepalm every time I see angry flippy lady standing in Auschwitz wearing her purple latex bondage get-up. I mean, did nobody foresee a problem with that image?

At least she’s hot

Unnecessary comment

Lady with the lightsaber in her hand.

@@Vaultboy101 I imagine that a lot of the people involved in this just kind of soft reboot if they thought about Olivia Munn dressed as Psylocke for too long, so it didn't really get too much consideration.

Quicksilver rescues are tight

It actually was the only good thing about this movie.

@@SavolX Dang it i was dang it i was going to say that

I was crushed during that scene: QS' PRIOR slow-mo scene was one of the greatest scenes in movie history, and the SONG ("Time In A Bottle") was PERFECT. When "Sweet Dreams" came on for his Apocalypse scene, IT MADE NO SENSE!! Lyrically AND Musically it was TOTALLY WRONG for that scene. It ruined the entire scene for me and always will, sigh.

Good scene. The movie was largely average. Some nice moments.

Perfectly done

I was eating while watching this and proceeded to choke when he said rhat

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Idk. I like Ryan's reply to Ryan where he goes "Fliiiiiiirtiiinnng" better. I just about choked on some mountain dew because I laughed so hard when he said that line.

@@MrSmileyFaceGames true, they go hand in hand in hilarity!

In the comics Scott is actually the older brother:)

@@lalahaha8407 and i think there was an older one in space

@@donovanwick9278 yeah there's a third one

Yes!!!😅

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And why? Because he is Pitchman the P stands for hope

And taking it is tight.

00:46

Hahaha I was literally thinking the same thing. He says it every video >.

So true

You mean like the one he is wearing in the end?

Shut up and take my money!! lol

How about it says, wearing this shirt is super easy barely an inconvenience.

Metal laced through all bricks, beams etc. super easy, barely an inconvenience...

Jean Grey helped as well.

@@davidalexander871 Oh, really!?

No, the new mansion is built of 100% metal, that way when their friendship goes sour again Magneto will have the upper-hand.

Apocalypse teaches Magneto to move all things with his magnetism.

Man of Steel: " yeah yeah yeah" :-)

thesuicidefox Savagery.

& Definitely don't bring it up again.

I've got to use that at work tomorrow

Genius

I laughed so much when they said that!

more then you know

WG: So that’s the script for the first movie. PG: I was thinking we could turn this into a trilogy. What do you got for sequels for me? WG: Well we could just take the same script, set it in a few different type periods. Marginally adjust the details and call it a day.

on -this- *every* one

X-Wing X2 and Days of Future Past are universally acclaimed

Damon242 I mean Pitch Meetings. Like ALL Pitch Meetings.

You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.

Yeah yeah yeah!

Really? I thought that they were equally good, at certain points i even thought that James McAvoy outshined Patrick Stewart. Like that scene where Charles looks into Logan's head. Amazing acting.

I know he's not the most interesting or popular character but I always thought James Marsden was a great choice for Cyclops.

No, playing Picard and Professor X were just stepping stones to his true destiny, the poop emoji.

He was literally BALD for that role!

I believe James Makavoy is now type cast as the younger version of anyone Patrick Stewart has ever played. He’s supposed to be young Picard in the new series.

My answer to anything someone asks me to do. "Can you help me move this couch" "Sure, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

Yes, sir, I do!

my asshole is tight

Get off my back... I got the script right here

And anytime he says "I don't know" or "Get off my back"

@@YourMajesty143 "So the movie can happens."

"Well okay then!"

@@YourMajesty143 "Well alright let me get all the way off that thing!" 😂😂

Hollywood has been using the "unclear" technique for decades!!!

SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!!

if you've said it many times, then it's probably been seen multiple times and thus is either already in the making or is being ignored.

@@danieldosso2455 The problem though, is, if the content creator doesn't acknowledge or say that they are or aren't doing it you never know, so you just keep posting and asking until it's either made/done or you give up.

@@EchthelionII how is that an effective strategy at all? All that does is just create a whole bunch of spam. If you have a good idea, you shouldn't be worried about whether the content creator sees it, and even if he/she does, it's their channel right? They may like your idea but may not want to/have the resources available to do your idea. All I see are attention seekers looking for validation.

But there is no avatar movie Here we are safe

No they didn't. They just thought you were annoying.

OMG, I’m on the C right now and keeled over laughing when I saw that.

You were on the NYC subway and people thought you were crazy for basically laughing... I don't think you've ever been in NYC, let alone the subway there

@@Dead25m I was looking for this comment

They basically dont care whether you are crazy or not, mate

Tuco!

Dunno, this guys typically rips poorly written (yet inexplicably popular) movies. Oh wait...Crystal Skulls

Jim Hastings If he just does bad movies then he should do Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Super easy barely an invonvenience

Definitely need that kingdom of the crystal skull. “Wait why would he get in a freezer to survive a nuke?” “I don’t know”

@@noahclark7603 Fair Enough!

Same here.

@Cosmic Bricks he's talking about the picture of Ryan George in the background

Yes they are

on the OUTSIDE :o

Being a happy person is TIGHT!!!

Almost too happy

And super tight

Similar to a quote I like "You can either have all of me or none of me. Not just the parts of me you like."

yes, there is a playlist on youtube called super easy barely an inconvience, you just suscribe to that list.

Matthew Mazzetti follow Ryan on Twitter. @theryangeorge He posts the links when there is a new one and all kinds of other fun stuff

Being Super Hard is TIGHT!

You guys are great at that anyway

You just want that cause it's about you, you egomaniac.

@@sdfasdf995 well the movie shits on him so maybe he is being humble. But then again screen rants trash movies, so this turns back to him being an egomaniac 🤔🤔

That movie is fantastic, Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp were perfectly cast.

Haha this comment needs more likes.

Tim Burton casting Johnny Depp is TIGHT!

Wait, it took me this long to realize you misspelled scissorhands!?

You're on his back, PLEASE VACATE!

Ryan spoofs himself so well it would be a tough act to follow. That said if anyone could do it it would be this guy.

@Sabrefire916 They could also throw in a joke about the CGI mask and bicker back and forth about the reasoning behind that.

They did

Already done.

I haven't seen this movie but I know exactly what you're talking about

yep i think the episodes title is "Three hundred big boys" and he drinks 100 cups of coffee.

THIS!!!

Skyrim would be tight

Minecraft would be worthy.

Godlove Mlelwa I feel your pain!

I tried that it definitely doesn't work for me 😔😥

@@God_Help_Us_AII Me too

No

Randomly singing in groups while standing in an empty swimming pool is tight!

there's like a 10 year gap between movies, Stryker could have just captured him later, I never understood why this is an issue.

@@ranwolf7650 Some people just cant think for themselves

Do you want the Wolverine Easter Egg or not? FANS: If you can do it right? Can you? WRITERS: I don’t know!

@@ranwolf7650 Why even have that be the ending of the movie then?

Highly relatable.

Lol best line of the video 😂

Apocalypse wished it, Thanos did it. And every one who's been brainwashed to think natural resources are absolutely limited, watch it and can't argue with that logical consequence based upon false premise. I do love popcorn blockbuster as much as anyone... But at some point, we must challenge malthusian propaganda. Natural resources are limited relatively to the scientific paradigm human culture has atteined. You don't feed and heal and teach half a billion, or three , or ten, human beings, with paleolithic beliefs on sun and moon gods, or shamanic rituals for hunting, no offense meant. In-between there are discoveries, that allow human productivity to skyrocket... and mankind to go further, faster, more free... if we don't let our entertainment turned into some pessimistic, nihilistic, malthusian brainwashing (which would cause no problem if citizens had 33% of their knowledge of popculture and popular trends replaced with some understanding of historical and scientific humanism). After 'private Ryan', i genuinely thought that a good meteor wiping us would be deserved. It took me many years to shake the semi-cultural background that justified such a genocidal concept. (hint: Schiller Institute). So glad i watched last year another war movie which is the perfect counterpoint to emotional abuse, 'you shall not kill'. That was a real life, real world story of a genuinely heroic soul - the kind of light i found during my youth in the 80's X-Men comics, when it was neo-humanist and not woke.

Ether One of the Two movies or the Cartoon. Not only that, but the creator, Stephen Hellenburg, died of ALS. So, Honoring a man that changed childhood would be great.

Factz... Big Factz. That would be awesome

That would be a great Pitch Meeting.

Oh hell yeah

AJ Fries oh yes 😂

The perfect movie

We have the Pitch Meeting for that: the director wanted to bring his son or daughter's story to life.

Hell yeah