XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 20 - Can I have a feel of 'em?

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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 4th January 2003.
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Death In Vegas: Scorpio Rising
David Bowie: Watch That Man
Coldplay: The Scientist
Bob Dylan: All Along the Watchtower
The Streets: Don't Mug Yourself
The Stone Roses: Elephant Stone
Richard Ashcroft: Science of Silence
Badly Drawn Boy: Born Again
Sonic Youth: Sugar Kane
The Vines: Ms. Jackson
Turin Brakes: Painkiller
Prince: Sometimes It Snows In April
Cat Stevens: Sitting
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@ManMoth 2 года назад

Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to RU-vid videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

@MK-zd8nq 2 года назад

Thanks Man Moth

@RationalAxis 2 года назад

You're a legend, thanks for doing this.

@mikelarry88888 2 года назад

Cool 👍

@AA-hg5fk 2 года назад

Manmoth I love ya RU-vid channel but your online shop is a rip-off! I'm not going to be conned, taken advantage of or done up like a kipper!

@chriswakefield9538 Год назад

@@AA-hg5fk He's done you!

@joshold5840 3 года назад

Steve's so witty off the cuff at times "Is she allowed to use them with anyone?" LOL

@lindaquemasda5927 2 года назад

And..grease on dvd...brilliant

@jonathanbaggott Год назад

She's done well this year

@SkandiaAUS Год назад

@@jonathanbaggott to be fair, I don't think she has!

@rashhuman Год назад

No no no. Is that the name of the restaurant? 😂

@igotthisphoneright 8 лет назад

I look forward to Ricky's outburst of "OH GOD" when he remembers Karl's present to Suzanne every time.

@booiebowers 8 лет назад

Haha.. I've been listening to these for years & I still wait in anticipation for Ricky's response ;)

@emilyj9497 7 лет назад

Me too! I love that part!

@kraken589 6 лет назад

I knew it was coming but still laughed hysterically at it. And I’m on the tube right now so people are giving me weird looks.

@borismuller86 5 лет назад

First time I heard it I was listening at work on headphones. Almost fell off my chair.

@conormurphy4328 5 лет назад

I love Karl’s stories but Ricky’s responses are just as brilliant

@alyhall4986 Год назад

I hope Karl knows how much happiness he still brings to people

@rbeck3200tb40 Год назад

I dont think he has a clue .Hes probably worrying about worms with teeth in the garden

@ToweTiih Год назад

Tell him while you can!!! I did, he appreciate it❤

@Marco-po5oh 9 месяцев назад

what social did you tell him on?@@ToweTiih

@jianblundell6038 9 месяцев назад

@@ToweTiihhow?

@lukemufc7 8 лет назад

"Noooo! Jumbo!" One of the funniest things Steve has said

@scottmroberts 6 лет назад

Re condoms: "It's not that embarrassing, it's really quite sweet" - Ricky buttering Karl up, knowing full well how embarrassing it is.

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

Meh, not that embarrassing IMO

@nickgarcia610 4 месяца назад

I mean Karl was getting some bootie I don’t know why that’s embarrassing 😂

@Bevis97 2 месяца назад

@@nickgarcia610 with the woman he'd been living with for 8 years. Yeah I'd hope so... It's a very embarrassing present

@Nickersons-Theme 2 месяца назад

Not sure what episode it is, Karl mentions that they've all been used 😅

@Cooper1O9O Месяц назад

Ye Ricky does this countless times across the shows, coercing Karl into saying something or speaking about something. Saying “hang on, what do you mean?!” or “wait, what happened?!”, when he already knows full well. And also getting Karl to swear sometimes by saying “course you can say that”. Ricky was obviously always quite manipulative of Karl anyway. Also, it is embarrassing that he bought Suzanne condoms, and you can tell he knows this, by not wanting to talk about it much, and being annoyed by Suzanne telling Ricky about it, so it begs the question why he did it in the first place! And how they are ‘Suzanne’s present’ I’ll never know! They’re a present for him more!

@bradleyelvin7426 2 года назад

"Well it's not something you play with on Christmas morning" 😂

@GooglyEyedJoe 9 лет назад

44:30 - "Das Elefant ist Kaput!" "Oh Jumbo! I don't want to fight anymore!" xD

@pvthudson5069 4 года назад

That elephant was a pussy, that's why they lost the war, weak elephants, they don't like it up'em. Not like the British elephants, they can take that all day, with a smile, on just a cup o tea and a current bun.

@Only1WildChild 8 лет назад

i think its amazing the amount of people that listen to these as they go to sleep haha (me included)

@tylerpatbatemandurden5777 8 лет назад

same x

@MissTaiSah 8 лет назад

+tyler pat bateman durden same

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

you are not alone

@CjwTech 8 лет назад

It's becoming a problem now. Literally struggle without them, 6th or 7th ish listen...

@emilyamber2432 8 лет назад

I thought I was the only one! :')

@Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад

I love it when Karl can't be bothered. "Ah forget it" is my favourite line these days. x

@capnhawkins 8 лет назад

+BigJamook nothing is so fatal as Karl Pilkington saying "ah forget it" and pushing the button

@w8m4n 3 месяца назад

There's a compilation of it here on the toob, I recommend it, and all the other compilations they've made

@scottmroberts 6 лет назад

One of my all-time fave episodes. First show back in the new year and you can tell they're all really up for it. So many classic moments: • Jumbo box of condoms • Do we need ‘em - octopuses • Celebrities as homeless • John’s got a moustache • That’s rickydiculous - honey badger • Aero-cobbler

@lilme7052 2 года назад

Same.

@SkandiaAUS Год назад

Das elephant is kaput!

@alastairstoner8656 4 года назад

“Right listen, right.... yeah new year an all that” 😂😂😂

@cammyanderson286 2 года назад

"Oooh jumbo, I dont want to fight anymore" is an underrated steve line

@hankhank2377 7 лет назад

Karl: ''no no no....'' Steve: ''Is that the name of the restaurant again''

@DeathcoreDashcam 3 года назад

HAAAAAAAA yes

@ejayman 3 года назад

This and the “Duck’s tongue” line are great examples of Steve’s lightning wit, love it

@jakeclothier 3 года назад

24:50

@vividhkothari1 4 года назад

52:55: I love how quickly Karl went on to "right, Rockbusters, then"

@conorkennedy3304 Год назад

Karl thinks Rockbusters will elevate any situation.

@cartmanofsp 8 лет назад

''If you're gonna start tottin' up!''

@wesmonsTER78 7 лет назад

"wrapped 'em twice so she thought it was something really good..." lucky woman lol

@johnhill2176 5 лет назад

Extra protection

@JakeV100 5 лет назад

47:58 when karl says "be bothered" made me burst

@TheIanoTube 21 день назад

Must be the angriest/most fed up I've heard him sound ever

@hankochai 2 года назад

Love it when the octopus guy throws limpets under the bus.

@AA-hg5fk 7 дней назад

They are pretty pointless though

@Livikyu 8 лет назад

I love how you hear their friendship grow throughout these shows. They begin as strangers and then they're having Christmas day together. In interviews you can really feel the love between Ricky and Karl, no matter how much he rips the piss out of him.

@mothmothmanmothman1541 8 лет назад

hearing them all laugh together, Karl included, is a rare heart warming moment in these shows.

@DDnufcGamer 7 лет назад

smalla ss wheres that from? It seems like Ricky and Steve are friends and work colleagues, whereas Steve and Karl are work colleagues before friends. If you get what I mean. Funnily Karl seems to dislike Steve more than the other way, because for some reason he blames Steve for stuff he does once in a blue moon but doesn't complain that Ricky does it every week xD

@Ray_D_Tutto 3 года назад

@@DDnufcGamer Karl and Steve are still close these days. He even visited him when he was in LA. Were as Ricky has distanced himself from both of them.

@DeathcoreDashcam 3 года назад

It is heart warming knowing Steve and Karl are still close friends. They actually see each other on a regular basis

@Ryan-sf7mb 3 года назад

@@DeathcoreDashcam where did you hear this? Curious!

@Rickzenbackzer 8 лет назад

I always laugh when Ricky says; "Look at his FACE!" I don't even know why I find it so funny hahaha.

@TheTerrorUforgot 7 лет назад

I can so picture his expression after watching Idiot Abroad/Moaning of Life

@teo5146 4 года назад

Look at his LITTLE FACE!!!

@lechill6920 4 года назад

look at his face!! he looks like a cat thats been hit

@JakeWilliams283 2 года назад

I just picture Karl looking gormless and slightly confused

@lilme7052 2 года назад

Yeah cause we can't.

@BigEats99 5 лет назад

I love Rick's impersonation of Karl and his manc accent. "Ow much are thees luv f'undred"

@trip83 Год назад

Seen Aerocobbler live three times. Hands down, the best live band ever.

@ManMoth Год назад

The lighter way to enjoy heavy metal

@trip83 Год назад

@@ManMoth 😄

@Wilson-lo3hn 11 месяцев назад

It will never top the experience of seeing UB-40

@kylesmith8135 Месяц назад

@@Wilson-lo3hndo rat in the kitchen

@farzanashafique5521 6 лет назад

I love how Karl says " If you're gunna start tot'ing up"

@justinkline8437 7 лет назад

"MOM! WE'RE RECORDING THIS FOR XFM!"

@lewisthomas8351 7 лет назад

for 4 years these shows have aided my insomnia. i could not be more grateful!

@Ginxoo 5 лет назад

Same here mate great stuff

@Vingul День назад

I can see how they would aid your insomnia, surely you can't sleep to Ricky's laughter.

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"We've had loads of emails. More than...ever."

@charliebeney6387 8 лет назад

just like to say thanks for uploading all these

@ManMoth 8 лет назад

+Charlie Beney No problemo :-)

@galesito1733 7 лет назад

Yeah, these are great! It must be the third time I've listened to them and they're still side-splittingly funny.

@studkickass513 4 года назад

@@ManMoth Moth, where you at? We haven't seen you reply to a comment in a few years. You still well and good?

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

@@studkickass513 Probably got sick of all the notifications lol and turned them off!

@robclarke5935 9 месяцев назад

The way Karl says "yep" when he doesn't know the answer kills me every time

@WildfireX 6 лет назад

"has he got a beard, is it bernard" haha

@wilson0213 7 лет назад

I honestly think this is one of the funniest episodes in the entire show

@ismayb754 7 месяцев назад

I wish I'd known this going in. Made the mistake of listening to this during my dinner. Nearly choked lol. Hilarious episode.

@richwatson1985 4 года назад

Still listening in 2019 :) and will continue to for as long as I live!

@combatRidders 4 года назад

Same 🙂

@nathanclements7082 5 лет назад

"Alright love, have anything ya want, ya pay for ya own pudding I'm not mental".

@MattySadler 5 лет назад

Love how annoyed Karl gets when Steve starts to question him about the code

@KubbsWickedSoul 6 лет назад

That “Oh god, Karl!” from Ricky at 18:00 is brilliant.

@PaddyRoon7 2 года назад

Karl is so dedicated to moaning that he literally puts his own idea down when Steve refuses to. Unbelievable.

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

0:00 Death in Vegas - Scorpio Rising 3:56 David Bowie - Watch That Man 7:51 Coldplay - The Scientist 13:22 Bob Dylan - All along the Watchtower 19:11 The Streets - Don't Mug Yourself 21:55 The Stone Roses - Elephant Stone 22:00 Richard Ashcroft - Science of Silence 29:30 Papa Garcia - Natalie and Nucy 29:35 Badly Drawn Boy - Born Again 39:12 Sonic Youth - Sugar Kane 44:39 The Vines - Ms. Jackson 44:47 Turin Brakes - Painkiller 50:44 Prince - Sometimes it Snows in April 51:35 Cat Stevens - Sitting

@lewiscranston881 8 лет назад

Cheers, thankfully no Feeder "Just the Way I'm Feeling".

@Samjiri 5 лет назад

Awful playlist lol

@AlexRasengan1337 5 лет назад

@@Samjiri Pleb

@Joethefro456 4 года назад

Samjiri you need a slap lad

@erizzle67 8 лет назад

This video made me search up videos of an octopus opening a jar.

@mothmothmanmothman1541 8 лет назад

I think this is mention in a later broadcast, but I love the way that, at the end of his call to the scientist, Karl is just like oh we won't get rid of them then. As if he actually is deciding if the animal gets to carry on existing or not.

@omikronweapon Год назад

"If you were up for it, we'd sort it out"

@DanReed98 Год назад

I can’t even b-… be BOTHERED

@smilezor 8 лет назад

i love the pause and the moment ricky remembers what karl bought 10:03

@hdspade 8 лет назад

wtf it actually was 5 past 1 on a saturday when i watched this when he said that at the start that creeped me the fuck out haha

@shnoogums1 2 года назад

48:50 I love when karl says “Steve” with such contempt haha

@kf8969 Год назад

That was my favourite Pilkington. The guy from the "fish shop" was quite a wit

@Kairosdex 7 лет назад

i wish ''thats rickydickulous'' was a proper feature took seriously, i bet he would confuse karl a lot

@BoxerBoyPilky01 3 года назад

It served some purpose at least, I sometimes say it instead of ridiculous even though I'm aware nobody will know what the hell I'm talking about.

@ejayman 3 года назад

That’s - WA WAAA - Rickydiculous!

@NatS3703 7 лет назад

"she's done well this year":.)

@HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

Hehe! Now I'm really curious what she got the year before.. :o

@anjansarkar9803 Год назад

Every time I hear this episode, I think Suzanne must have the patience of an angel. Admittedly, K.Dilkington is a sweet fellow and always gives his best .... but still .....

@threehundred228 2 года назад

Karl is seriously so genius so sweet and so brilliant for putting together these segments! One of the great examples of someone rising to the occasion, a rare sight in any industry. Breathtaking to listen to all these years later. God bless him.

@Martynzzz1 8 месяцев назад

Saying LOTR is rubbish is sacrilege

@shnoogums1 Год назад

Ricky’s bit of calling karl stressed to then reveal that he has strapped something to his head never gets old

@michaeljames87 7 лет назад

Listened to every one many times. Thanks

@justinkline8437 8 лет назад

"Whereas, Our House, that really happened."

@BobbyTMF Год назад

what’s even better is victoria and covent garden are under 2 miles apart. “i’m not goin all the way over there” 😂

@stewiegiligan Год назад

Yeah, I honestly can't understand how Karl prefered to cancel his dinner plans altogether rather than popping on the tube. I secretly think he didn't want to go at all and was looking for any excuse.

@deltaframes-os4km 3 года назад

I'm glad he said 'on DVD' that's is fuckin absolutely genius

@bigman25plus25 6 лет назад

It's funny how you can sense the show growing in popularity... especially the part near the end when Karl says they're getting more emails than ever. Plus he's more anxious about the content.

@conorkennedy3304 Год назад

he really does try his best

@jayuppercase3398 4 года назад

Karla idea of celebs living on the street for a few days was turned into a TV show

@sachitsharma9677 5 лет назад

This is one of the best episodes.

@luukeluketer1024 8 лет назад

Like Ricky said "Karl can even confuse a scientist".....

@jakegravad4342 8 лет назад

+luuke furtado Oh well get rid of limpets...

@aughhelpmeimdead 3 года назад

Or, in this case, a bloke that works in a fish shop.

@pgsmith22 4 года назад

One of their best episodes.

@pgsmith22 4 года назад

@@kezzatube45 "is susan allowed to use them with anyone?"

@jakegravad4342 8 лет назад

45:10 "I think today the show's just been a mess with you" "Is it because I just put cellotape on your head?"

@morphprods.3775 4 года назад

Listen to these before bed, while studying and on my lunch break. Never gets old.

@Zarzanator 8 лет назад

an industrial sized packet of condoms for xmas....one lucky lady xD

@morninglory112 8 лет назад

Cheers for all these bud. It's all I listen to in work. Love em.

@jenuinely_ 8 лет назад

+morninglory112 same! makes my day complete :)

@janelane187 8 лет назад

I need to sort out the animals first, I've got a lot on

@catherineeyre9012 8 лет назад

Really appreciate you uploading these :D Makes me so happy.

@MR_BIANCONERO 2 года назад

Would love to sit with this trio and listen to all of these episodes again.

@bradreynolds4193 Год назад

Although this is potentially my 10th+ time hearing this episode, the fact that on the subtitles the aquatic scientist is called 'fish shop guy' has really tickled me and cheered me up! Thanks as ever Man Moth!

@stoox006 8 лет назад

It's good to have a flat head in India - classic

@brianhurley2194 7 лет назад

Just BORDERING on the racist, but never quite ... gettin' there!

@harvg123 4 года назад

16 years on and "Phil Mitchell" spends a night on the streets to increase publicity about homelessness... Karl once again, years ahead of his time!

@ErrantSoul83 7 лет назад

Das Elephunk is kaput!!!!

@aakashsunil7913 4 года назад

These podcasts are little gems. This is my first round of them coming from the animations. I'm waiting to hear the conception of all the iconic animated features.

@ineffablemars 8 лет назад

Fell asleep listening to this last night❤️

@ShadyPlatinum777 8 лет назад

+Callum Knight tell me about it. I can't believe i used to be able to sleep without them.

@jgjfaulkner 8 лет назад

+MrShady365 its scary .. sleep use to come so easily . Now only when Karl brings it !

@Cresanova 8 лет назад

+Taylor Lynn Completely off topic, but seeing your comment I have to ask you: did you actually like the (other) boys' s10? I thought the Evil-Barb & her "lesbian crew" arc - ending in her sudden and basically unexplained turnaround - was probably an alltime low point in TPB. Anyway, now back to trying to fall asleep to this episode

@HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

Same here! I go through a new cycle every 1 to 2 years :p

@dt4236 7 лет назад

Taylor TM Mad innit?

@davidmurphy2927 2 месяца назад

"Ya gunna start tottin' up !"😂😂😂

@babyshambler 3 года назад

It's so odd listening to these now after they sent the K-man around the world and all the joy that brought.

@seanbrown8533 2 дня назад

"What annoyed me right is"..... "He has a white sofa." 😂

@daniele551 5 лет назад

“Alright, love how many do you want? Pay for your own pudding, I’m not mental.”

@fizzynizzle 9 лет назад

They laugh at karl for the homeless celeb idea but that ACTUALLY happened I remember watching it on TV!!!

@theresuga 9 лет назад

fizzynizzle Yep I remember Les Battersby from Corrie was on it and his alcoholism reared it's head within the first few days. I thought it was a great piece of work

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

"I fed and clothed her."

@johnhill2176 5 лет назад

Bed down, see thee later!

@riggenbachi 7 лет назад

Ricky when he remembers the condoms. XD

@morningcoffeecat2271 6 лет назад

Anyah St. Pierre-Brodeur one of the best moments

@dannydorko7075 4 года назад

that's amazing that karl was talking about phil mitchell doing that homeless thing considering ross kemp, the other mitchell brother, did that exact thing recently.

@albalmal 2 года назад

I love when Ricky does an accent 🤣

@LittleBraveWarriorIsBest 4 года назад

I love how disappointed Karl sounds at the end of Do we need em

@ryanlewis4556 7 лет назад

i nearly choked when i heard that rickydiculous about the honey badger

@UKEDNHAT7 2 года назад

23:06 definitely listening to this as we transition into 2022

@markwilliams7054 8 лет назад

"and i'll tell you what annoyed me the most, he had a white sofa... I mean if you were a nudist you'd get a darker one"

@WollongongWacko 5 лет назад

I don't know what I would do without these. Fml.

@pete87mc 5 лет назад

Love that little reaction Ricky makes to Auf Weidersehen Pet at 5:16

@darylchristie3809 2 года назад

These are still great

@lisastamp9453 8 лет назад

All 3 together is best

@cath1054 8 лет назад

I have trouble sleeping but listening to Karl's drivel sends me off in a matter of minutes!

@halo2theflood 8 лет назад

Same here I always listen to these at night

@feelthejoy 8 лет назад

Imagine if you could have him sit in your room and tell you bedtime stories about his manc childhood

@ineffablemars 8 лет назад

+Joy Woffindin oh my god, that would be incredible.

@peefish 4 года назад

“The presents” 😂😂😂

@dtorres127 4 года назад

New year and all that 😭😭

@robbiesimms6986 7 лет назад

Fuck I didn't realise how old the scientist is, mind blown

@alandodd3184 7 лет назад

in India it's good to have a flat head.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Scorpio Rising. 😍 Tune.

@ethantarr4249 Год назад

20 years later i'm sat here wondering "why is it good to have a flat head in india...?"

@MrElephantBeach Год назад

I love how short that actual moment is in the show but it’s just one of those statements that sticks with you.

@maximumbeans9310 Год назад

The only answer I’ve ever thought might be remotely possible is that Karl read about the old Aztec/Incan (can’t remember which) practice of shaping skulls to be flat on their sides and resemble mountains. Still a massive removal from having a flat head in India but no idea what else it could be.

@shnoogums1 4 года назад

Industrial size box of condoms has got to be the worst gift I could think of for a girlfriend lol

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Karl's really a bit of a shit lol.