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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 21st December 2002.
SHOW ARCHIVE INFO
Full track listing added below. Subtitles have now been added for the entire show. Pilkipedia archive added as well as links to all series.
ORIGINAL TRACKLIST
Eminem: Lose Yourself
Pretenders: 2000 Miles
Badly Drawn Boy: Donna and Blitzen
Athlete: You Got the Style
Goldrush: I Let You Down
Teenage Fanclub: Christmas Eve
Supergrass: "Seen the Light"
The Pogues feat. Kirsty McCall: Fairytale of New York
Feeder: Just The Way I'm Feeling
Mark Eitzel: Snowbird
John Lennon: Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Joni Mitchell: River
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@ManMoth 2 года назад

Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to RU-vid videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

@kevinflemming5928 2 года назад

Not all heroes wear capes.

@L-Jamieson 2 года назад

Why are you so awesome?

@thecw3749 2 года назад

These shows get me through my workday. Thank you so much for your time and effort. You're seriously awesome

@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere 9 месяцев назад

Man woman moth. Woman moth tv

@re20bt 11 месяцев назад

“… oh and have a good Christmas” One of the great Karl moments

@lydiarodgers 3 месяца назад

karl’s paper round age ranges from 11-15 depending on the week they asked him

@pleasemrchud7865 9 месяцев назад

I occasionally get caught off guard and marvel at how much time has passed since these shows were first recorded… but Steve having to spell eBay turns this episode into a time capsule

@NyalBurns Месяц назад

He keeps calling the internet ‘the web’. So old fashioned haha.

@daniele551 3 года назад

The silence after Karl asks “do you know Porthmadog?” is radio gold.

@tommyholmes1986 2 года назад

Steve’s line about “You don’t need to buy a passport. Isn’t that your god given right as an Englishman?” is a nice little prelude to him not being allowed to travel to the States about a year after this because his passport had expired.

@randallwindle1004 2 года назад

We’ve been listening to these for too long. Are we allowed socks yet

@TheMayDog Год назад

@@randallwindle1004 We need to wait for Grandpa to die first

@rise_of_the_footsoldier Год назад

Wonder if dickers listens back to them

@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere 9 месяцев назад

finally someone in the comments section has written "prelude" rather than "foreshadowing". Everyone on RU-vid is obsessed with that word. Am sick of it, it's a load of boswellox

@rashhuman 5 месяцев назад

Ricky even says “10 years!”

@TheSpyIII 9 лет назад

"Oh, and have a good Christmas". Brilliant.

@williamsmith666 3 года назад

"What group is Banana Drama?? WHAT -- GROUP -- IS BANANA DRAMA???"

@mickhyland9119 3 года назад

@@williamsmith666 m9tm9vmyvvtv9vvvvnmttvvvvvvvmvvvmnmtbbmmmtmddcbdmm98tòòonmnn nn k ph hhhjkķjjjjjjjjjjjjbj

@AnastasiaTasou 7 лет назад

i listen to these episodes every night, and they always help me when i'm feeling anxious. so pleased other people enjoy them as much as I do. as dramatic as it sounds I feel like they've got me through some awful times. they seem to get funnier with every listen. cheers man moth for uploading them!

@WollongongWacko 6 лет назад

Anastasia Tasou Well said.

@howie3774 6 лет назад

I'm a huge fan of your art and your store. I do the same and it's surreal to find you here

@ejayman 3 года назад

100%. These have been a part of my life for a over a decade now and always give me a sense of familiarity and comfort, even though Ricky is frequently unpleasant to the ears!

@ariellarto6364 2 года назад

I agree wholeheartedly, I have come back after having the pleasure of sharing this with new friends. Literally my comfort podcast when life is too much

@JoshLuck95 Год назад

I agree

@NatS3703 6 лет назад

Later on in the podcasts, Steve said his grandad passed away. I thought "but ron's going to be nice and warm this Christmas "

@WollongongWacko 6 лет назад

Pudding Brain 😂😂😂

@GooglyEyedJoe 8 лет назад

59:40 - "Foreigner...For Rainer." "I dunno what you mean." "Claire, Claire Rainer she took advice...she gave people advice...so that's Foreignaaar...Foor Raainner" "I ca...That is shit." I love how blunt Ricky says that's its hilarious it's like he's given up all faith in Karl xD

@GooglyEyedJoe 8 лет назад

And at 1:00:08 that bits great.

@loopular1 8 лет назад

Do you mean 'smashing pumpkins"?

@cartmanofsp 8 лет назад

Thanks very much, nice bollocks!

@Christophee1987 7 лет назад

I love the way Karl laughs when Ricky says it's shit, like even he realises it for once.

@cartmanofsp 7 лет назад

Christophee1987 i think karl was laughing at how blunt he was as well

@TheBusterMan 10 лет назад

'Smashing pumpkins,mum' hilarious.

@ejayman 3 года назад

Lovely plums

@aidentheboi1224 Год назад

Every few months I forget how funny these things are until I come back

@The_ZeroLine 4 года назад

“Laughing at it and stamping on it!” (Laughing raucously) “alright” (sadly) LMAO

@omikronweapon 4 года назад

with a load of spit on it.!

@Owen-wc1wr Год назад

One of my favourite bits

@erizzle67 8 лет назад

"Oh, and have a good Christmas."

@Crimson34533 7 лет назад

5:26 ricky: it always starts with "right, so then..." karl: "so..."

@chandlerdoodles Год назад

Happy 20th anniversary to this episode, and happy holidays to all you sockless XFM listeners! :)

@borismuller86 10 месяцев назад

Saucer drinkers represent!

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

What do you mean 'happy holidays'? We don't say that here in Britain! Americans, they do me 'ed in.

@chandlerdoodles 8 месяцев назад

@@AA-hg5fk oo, you're hard.

@cesarbravo822 6 лет назад

Whoever taped these deserves a medal

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

Karl was probably responsible for recording it initially.

@RodOfRassilon 8 лет назад

I love Ricky's Manchester accent. "Or-ee, what I were lookin' for Karl. Ay, bloody hell Karl, you little bald twat; that just what 'ar' wanted." "Ooh Karl, excellent, you paid me milk bill for this week! That were reek' nice!" Excellent.

@YourOwnDa 7 лет назад

C.J Lightfoot reet nice*

@RodOfRassilon 7 лет назад

your dad Thanks Dad.

@samuelheadley2454 7 лет назад

youre handsome

@pezushka 6 лет назад

Bit more Yorkshire I reckon

@craigchristian1277 5 лет назад

Samuel Headley you’re muscly

@jcrawley1 6 лет назад

Steve's not knowing about having to pay for a passport would come back to haunt him in a couple of months time. If he'd listened to Ricky's "10 years" quip, that embarrassing episode might not have happened!

@markjackson6151 4 года назад

Excellent observation

@Owen-wc1wr 3 года назад

One of my favourite Easter eggs in these shows

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

I'm staggered how someone can get to his age at the time and not know that lol.

@Livikyu 2 года назад

@@Scallion_D I stayed on my mums passport until it was absolutely necessary for me to get my own, maybe he just always went on holiday with his parents and then never went abroad when he moved out lol

@thepontiacbandit7874 Год назад

@@Scallion_D ‘When will i know all these things?’

@petalprecious 8 лет назад

"I love the fact you got an expert in and you insinuated she'd be having sex with Noah." The best part of that interview.

@JoeRivermanSongwriter 3 года назад

He's a good looking fella.

@wrgaming9286 3 года назад

@@JoeRivermanSongwriter so you're happy haha 😂

@joeberryman3563 Год назад

While all the jellyfish watch.

@tomoliver4632 Год назад

I don't why he stopped there and didn't go into positions or something

@spider5600 5 лет назад

Well its the first of December as I write this sentence. Time to listen to the Christmas epsiodes as I have done every December 1st the last few years. Feliz Navidad everyone

@feelthejoy 8 лет назад

Am I the only one who wonders what Dickers is up to these days?

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

he has a twitter account

@jessemiles2426 8 лет назад

and Johnny Mango and Paul "The Party Animal" Parker

@xFoozle 7 лет назад

he wrote a book called uncle wizard or something

@MonkeyMelissa3 7 лет назад

+WollongongWacko what's his @

@WollongongWacko 7 лет назад

Melissa mobile.twitter.com/therealranders

@alandodd3184 8 лет назад

love Ricky's manc accent.

@bigman25plus25 6 лет назад

generic northern lol

@riggenbachi 7 лет назад

"What do you mean, Banana Drama? Wha- No, wait, wait, wait. What group is Banana Drama?! WHAT GROUP is Banana Drama?!"

@akay0000 5 лет назад

Sort of cryptic and that ...

@Maxbev14 5 лет назад

You're a fool. You're a... Twat.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

So good. Iconic XFM moment!

@greglynch391 Год назад

@@akay0000 Ah, that’s not CRYPTIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC - that’s SHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

@hankhank2377 7 лет назад

''Oh and have a good Christmas''

@trip83 Год назад

Imagine Karl cast as Ebeneezer Scrooge, with Ricky as the ghost of Christmas Present, shrieking with laughter and squeezing his head. It would brilliant.

@a_b897 5 лет назад

A surprising amount of laughter from Karl in this one! Always nice to hear if also a bit jarring!

@jamestaylor1445 5 лет назад

2:12 Ricky's northern impression is so bad but so good

@robgreen1818 6 лет назад

These shows were so rich with material, thank you Man Moth!

@omikronweapon 4 года назад

"and all of them spitting on the Victoria Plum and stamping on it and taking poloroids of them laughing at it saying it's bloody awful" "..alright.." XD I love it when one of them actually gets hurt a little bit and goes "..alright" or "..yeah"

@cartmanofsp 9 лет назад

You've paid me milk bill for this week. That were reet nice!

@theouter_banks7260 7 лет назад

Poop .Stink "Eeeeee, bluudy 'ell Karl..."

@GalacticAstroparticles 5 лет назад

I dont know why but thats one of the random phrases of this show thats stuck in my head for so long... Rodney you biiilsh!

@johnhill2176 5 лет назад

Ya little bald twat...that's just what I wanted

@markjackson6151 5 лет назад

@@GalacticAstroparticles yeah same! that and "arrrr, the boat be mine now"

@BIGBADmouse1 5 лет назад

Chris Ricky’s Manchester accent almost always sounds more like a Yorkshire accent

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

"And he got me this, isn't this SHIT?!" lmao

@BigPMitchell 3 месяца назад

I love how Steve consistently hears things exit Karl's mouth that are so outlandish he's convinced he's missed a vitsl part of information. It happens nearly every other epsiode 😄

@kraken589 6 лет назад

Wow Ricky genuinely feels bad for Karl when his mom didn’t like his Christmas gift.

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

*mam

@capnhawkins 8 лет назад

41:33 "I love the fact that you got an expert and you suggested that she's gonna be having sex with Noah." I burst

@riggenbachi 7 лет назад

I know! SO embarassing, and hilarious.

@CharlieSpencers 5 лет назад

E-Bman Me too. One of the funniest things I’ve heard on this show.

@capnhawkins 5 лет назад

@Matt Voyer "yeah..."

@MrHarryboyy 5 лет назад

James Humphrey ppppppppppp

@MrHarryboyy 5 лет назад

James Humphrey ppppppppppppp

@jcrawley1 8 лет назад

Underrated episode this

@ThePontiacBandit911 Год назад

6:15 Teletext?! 😳 It just sounds so antiquated now. I sometimes forget how old these broadcasts are. I thought that disappeared in the early 90s. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@markwilliams7054 8 лет назад

...oh and merry christmas!

@Dan-nx3ss 8 лет назад

That were reet nice

@williamdavies3588 8 месяцев назад

Ricky going ‘that is SHIT’ to the cryptic clue foreigner and Karl laughing is my favourite part of the series. And then instantly followed up by Steve’s smashing pumkins

@Rickzenbackzer 6 лет назад

2:12 I love Ricky's "northerner" impression

@hankochai 2 года назад

My heart broke a little hearing Karl’s Christmas train & Victoria Plum stories.

@BillHartLankykats 9 месяцев назад

😂

@AA-hg5fk 7 месяцев назад

i remember watching 'It'll be alright on the night' on the telly as a kid back in the 90s with my great grandmother who was born in 1910.

@c.j.griffin 6 месяцев назад

Sounds like a wild night.

@lowercaseluke 2 года назад

"she likes gnomes, fairies, indians"

@NatalieTallulah 7 лет назад

I vaguely remember those Victoria Plum dolls. Always wanted one. But just Googled it. Jesus.

@isaveu 10 лет назад

They really need to make a cartoon show of Karls childhood

@ferise1 8 лет назад

+isaveu theres so much more they can get out of Karl too, there'd be plenty of material. He doesnt evolve, or change :)))

@NatalieTallulah 7 лет назад

"What are you? You're not anything." Always tickles me that line.

@cityboyo1679 2 года назад

Ricky’s impression of Susan’s dad is fucking brilliant.

@ferise1 8 лет назад

Every time Steve goes "oh yeah" when Karls talkin, immediately he gets a big head and goes "uhhhhhhhm", really takes his time, completely unaware that they're feigning interest.

@studkickass513 6 лет назад

Multi-gym facilities!

@Smithy101575 5 лет назад

I love the Victoria plumb domino effect at 11:33

@omikronweapon 4 года назад

"..alright.."

@jasonanderson1299 4 года назад

3:21 Best noise made by Steve ever

@kieranflaherty3316 Год назад

2:05 Don't mind me ,I'm just saving my favourite moments from each episode for my next round trip 👍

@borismuller86 10 месяцев назад

Love Ricky’s little accents

@WakeWorkRepeat 4 года назад

59:48 makes me laugh so much, "that is SHIT".

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"I don't know why you stopped there and didn't go into positions."

@JoeRivermanSongwriter 3 года назад

Jellyfish ON the ark? Didn't anybody else see the flaw in this.

@thomasmilnes6126 Год назад

Loving these thanks to whoever is uploading viva pilkington

@a_b897 8 лет назад

59:49 "That is shit." 😂 How did they get away with this on radio??

@SundayCovers69 8 лет назад

I've noticed the word shit has been let go quite a lot on radio, different to tv..

@willsuttie3683 8 лет назад

Someone needs to complain, and the complaint meeds to be upheld. The show didn't get many live listeners, and XFM listeners wouldn't likely care enough that someone said 'shit' to go about writing letters.

@33hegemon 7 лет назад

+Will Suttie Didn't get many listeners,? It had loads, at least 300 regular listeners.

@christmasdonkey86 5 лет назад

I always wondered how they got away with it!? I love it. I love how little of a shit Ricky gave. Will needs to chill out ☝🏼

@guitargit976 3 года назад

He calls Karl a twat on a regular basis, like most things they wouldnt get away with it now.

@shnoogums1 Год назад

I fucking love when Steve does his satire bit

@bpt9817 3 года назад

“He’s a good looking bloke. So.. You’re happy”

@sctmcg 6 месяцев назад

2:17 - my highlight of this episode

@stubbboss2402 4 года назад

by far the best episode!

@ianinkster2261 Год назад

A shame they only made 200 or so hours of this.

@SundayCovers666 9 лет назад

foreshadowing of Steve's confusion about where passports come from :0

@feelthejoy 8 лет назад

Plus £30 is cheap - I think they now cost at least $80 US

@fivelifelessons 8 лет назад

3 months after this show he can't get on his flight to America because his passport is expired. No idea, das lankenpissenstreak

@emilyj9497 8 лет назад

+Joy Woffindin I just renewed and it's $110 now...crazy expensive! 💸💸

@andrewtaylor9243 5 лет назад

Karl makes me happy every time I hear him talk.

@SliceOfLife100 7 лет назад

"eeeeye, what I were lookin for"

@djb_15 7 лет назад

arguing in the supermarket in the fruit and veg section, that was "Bananadrama" 😁 classic Pilkington

@nueee8878 8 лет назад

I love steve affecting a limp because he's afraid of looking lazy to perfect strangers. Hahaha

@TheHewhodareswins 8 лет назад

+Nu Eee Theres actually a scene from peep show which has that in about just going to the fist floor in a lift and affecting a limp

@emilyj9497 8 лет назад

It reminds me of the IT Crowd episode when Roy uses the disabled toilet. He gets caught, ends up claiming he is "leg disabled," and finishes the night rolling around in a wheelchair! So funny!

@LyingSecret 7 лет назад

I remember Roy at the end going onto a disabled minibus and the camp guy (complete with large moustache), being played by Ash Atalla (the guy who worked on stuff with Ricky and Steve, appeared on Ricky's politics show etc.), so it may well stem from the same source.

@emilyj9497 7 лет назад

LyingSecret Oh really!? I didn't realise it was Ash! I'd like to think you're right and they borrowed ideas from each other! Either way, I better go watch all the episodes of IT Crowd again to make sure I haven't missed anything else!

@LyingSecret 7 лет назад

Emily J Haha well as long as my largely pointless knowledge brings joy to someone :P Yeah just I recognised him because I'd watched the Politics standup DVD a number of times before I saw that episode, that and the brilliant awards thing where Ricky said something like "Ash wants people to know that he's up here because he's a writer on the programme, he's not won a competition" :D

@stoox006 8 лет назад

First click like, then listen

@Thehavok75 3 года назад

Ricky's laughing in this episode is the best

@ou7ofspace 8 лет назад

"I caa...that is shit" Rare Karl laugh at 59:52

@feelthejoy 8 лет назад

Also at a little bit after 25 min

@MrElephantBeach 7 лет назад

ou7ofspace He laughs quite a bit. He laughed when he said "the bug head one" as well. He's just not a loud laugher (nobody is compared to Ricky) and it isn't as noticeable when he isn't talking at the same time.

@poolwizard11 8 лет назад

"smashing pumpkins" haha

@jacklancer7735 Месяц назад

Ricky's impression of Karl's dad always gets me 😂

@studkickass513 7 лет назад

Karl has said he's done the paper round at ages 15, 14, 13, 12, and 11. So, yeah. I'd like to actually know. Seems like a good first gig.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

His detail for his memories is awful!

@lilme7052 2 года назад

It used to be law you couldn't do a paper round til you were 13. What I find weird but actually not that surprising is he did his paper round at aged 14 say then watched Pink panther.

@greglynch391 Год назад

Best job in the world

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

@@lilme7052it still is the law in the UK. However, that doesn't mean it wasn't flouted in Manchester in the early 80s

@lilme7052 9 месяцев назад

@AA-hg5fk Possibly but I'm sure he said it was when he was 14 otherwise why would I think it was weird?

@Rafooky92 3 месяца назад

This episode's such a classic 😂

@ThatGreatGuyJesus 8 лет назад

still waiting for "do we need 'em" to make it to tv...

@stoox006 8 лет назад

+Jesus I'm still waiting for the hot debut of "Big Mother" - You call in, if your mum's heavy you win a CD.

@odw_99 8 лет назад

In one of the episodes, Karl talked about making a reality show out of making famous people homeless for a week, they've made that and put it on the BBC…genius!

@ishaq9259 6 лет назад

Jesus I bet you remember this comment and now your having nostalgia yw

@guitarist420327 8 лет назад

one of my own rockbusters "what you say to make someone look somewhere" = See There..........Seether

@MerelMystery 8 лет назад

hahah thats quite a good one

@guitarist420327 8 лет назад

MerelMystery thank you very much

@roxxyfoxify 8 лет назад

Here's one that I made: Watch out for Merchant, he likes to take things that aren't his. S N. Stevie Nicks. Steve, he nicks.

@33hegemon 7 лет назад

+Jake Denney You and your brother are sitting in your female parent's car. MS. Mumford and Sons (Mum's Ford and Sons) ,haha

@samwaterson4568 7 лет назад

(Karl voice) A book you would have while your on the toilet? whats going on there? LR.... Lou Reed (Loo Read)

@Ultratoast01 4 месяца назад

Ricky's nervous laugh of anticipation right before Karl launches into the Victoria Plum story is perfect.

@6663000 8 лет назад

Possibly my favourite Rockbusters.

@a_b897 4 года назад

After several years of listening through the show I think I agree with this!

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"You all right? Do you wanna know where to go?"

@illiteratethug3305 6 лет назад

The Parkinson music fucking slays me everytime

@RoyOnion 2 года назад

Every time i go into a disabled toilet i think of karls multi gym facilities comment 😂

@CarlSlime 7 лет назад

"Oooooh, Dickers!" is the best Gervais quote.

@capnhawkins 5 лет назад

5:27 Ricky: "He always starts off with "Right, so then..." Karl: "So..." Ricky: *cackle*

@philbinpar1 Год назад

i love that Ricky and Steve were so confused by the cat story that they didn't even make fun of it at first

@oOBeagleOo 4 месяца назад

Karl: Me mams into gnomes and stuff Steve: She’s pleased with you then hahaha

@ace11sarcens70 9 лет назад

Love the channel name. Man Moth daayyuum

@thedarksiderebel 2 года назад

just out of sheer luck i decided to put this episode on a week before christmas

@isaiahjacob6345 5 лет назад

“Special powers of adhesion” 😂😂😂

@WollongongWacko 5 лет назад

Lol

@shnoogums1 4 года назад

“Yeah but...do we need turtles?” Ohh my godd hahaha

@moockmusic 2 года назад

Steve’s ignorance of British passport rules here foreshadows his later aborted trip to L.A. If only we could go back and tell him.

@owenjamesparrymusic 3 года назад

Jellyfish are so many now they're a problem prophet Carl

@BoxerBoyPilky01 3 года назад

Five different times they've talked about animals with no heads lmao

@liambennion9627 Год назад

Side on.

@Ozzman6662 3 года назад

What happens to the sound quality around the 25 minute mark?

@masonj910 2 года назад

Thought it was just mine that was like that

@enthrallingusername 3 года назад

"no, do the bug ed one" then Karl laughs. Even he knew how stupid their conversations and features are.

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

XFM 2-18 0:00 (missing) 3:36 The Pretenders - 2000 Miles 7:31 Badly Drawn Boy - Donna and Blitzen 12:38 Goldrush - Let You Down 19:04 Teenage Fanclub - Christmas Eve 25:03 ??? - ??? 29:02 ??? - ??? 34:06 The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York 43:10 Feeder - Just the Way I'm Feeling 50:52 Mark Eitzel - Snowbird 58:30 John Lennon - Happy Xmas (War is Over) 61:20 Joni Mitchell - River

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

Two tracks are just a second, unfortunately a second I'm not familiar with. If I were to guess at the missing song at the start I'd go for Eminem - My Name Is. "Slagging off his mum, a little bit of cussing" First song that popped in my head, it's not exactly science, but what can I say, I'm a simple man :P