XQC GOALER HIGHLIGHTS | Sidemen Charity Match 2023 

bad

obviously he didn't do great but then again the whole defence was in a shambles lol but that don't matter cause shit was funny and for charity

the best goalkeepa ive ever seen

It's all about fun in the end and i definitely laughed a couple of times

Wth his defense inted him ngl

Nigga what r u his daddy?

are u his gran or smth?

@@himself6363no we're his best friends i know him in real life

Why everyone acting proud like a father or smth for this douch 😂😂

@@nero_tornado_992 because he truly knows how to maximize the things he can control and minimize the things he cant, my son is truly a people observer.

this was terrible

@@mazza7465no he did a great job for his physique and experience

No just No

@@swiftruggerio5854 bro this was a terrible match... the all starts reds were trash

@mazza7465 oh really dam didn't notice 😕

😂

I wanna see you stand there and stop balls with thousands of people watching and opponents that have played soccer for years

​@@Doggof2p bro it's a joke. Take a breather

@@Doggof2pstop crying bro x played bad

Who refers to the opponent as '"enemy"? 😂

“next year” 😭lil bro will never get invited again because he’s gonna go back to being a goblin again and will never improve 😂

Clueless

Great strikers💀💀💀

@@deutschesprache5395 *strikes

​@@D1Grandmasteryou didn't get it. He said 'unstoppable', he ain't stopping any shot.

well yes i can blame him

​@@varhan540is not only xqc bro

@@varhan540 It’s just a game bro lmao

​@@TotallyNotOBL1V10Na charity game too

@@TotallyNotOBL1V10N it is a game which he probably not getting a chance to play again.

No

​@@Matheussoyyowho?

cope

missing every ball = Pretty Good

2nd time 🥰

played like Kepa on a premier league night at chelsea

Well done for what?

@@MartinWasTaken for trying his hardest and showing up in every possible way

@@brendolbreadwar2671 thats the bare minimum

@@xbom3229 no, it’s not. He could of easily skipped practice and showed up an hour late while not giving a fuck. Instead, he did the exact opposite of all of them

bot

Bot spammed and botted his likes in like 20 other channels

Honestly, I'm a bit skeptical about awakenbeerus. It's impressive how their sports predictions are accurate, but it's almost too good to be true. Makes you wonder if there's something more behind it all...

still cant believe he posted results days ago. how did he know???

who is he??? Why is everyone talking about him?

I was thinking the same! No defense was near him it was x against the ball

Jidion was was playing sneak attack striker for the sidemen LMAO

yup

​@@AhmedR7184lol Jidion was the 3rd imposter for sure

Congrats hes better than an autistic person

YTAS had a midfield of the three best players there in Chris, Filly, and Theo Baker. Granted, Theo got injured early on, but Chunkz is a good player as well. Sidemen’s midfield was bad, YTAS defence was bad.

One side got actual soccer players and the other side got degenerates

max fosh was really good

@@oscarjenkins7505 SDMN had a great defence in harry & Ginge, a decent midfield and a solid attack with Manny, Miniminter, injured tobi, and Vikk who by now is as good as Niko. Meanwhile YTAS had a rookie goalie, a weak defence including in imposter jidion, and brick foot Aarons, Niko, and Speed who played like Vini Jr in his first madrid year(no finishing whatsoever). So YTAS couldnt score and when SDMN countered their stacked midfield because of that, it was joever literally felt like watching a car crash in slow motion

@khda891 I didn't know that Tobi was injured, I was wondering why he looked so off. SDMN definitely had a better team, but it wasn't as unbalanced as people are saying tbh. YTAS defence was the only problem. YTAS seemed to dominate the ball in the first half, especially when Theo was on the pitch. SDMN started with a midfield of Mr Beast and Josh on the wings, an injured Tobi, and Ethan, who is good. Also, Vikk up front, of course. They started with Lazarbeam in defence as well. Niko is way better than Vikk tbh, he's underrated imo. His movement and composure are extremely impressive for someone who doesn't seem to play football like some of the others do. He's shown that two years in a row now.

For real man people just love to be negative, I’ve never played on an actual professional pitch but play soccer in high school the posts still feel like they’re worlds apart during intense games 🤣

Trying to be in highlight lul

Bro tried to grab it ☠️

probably tried to get a hand ball and stop the play. but this referee wont be playing by standards. so he let the play go on and let Ethan score. Jidion tried to purposely handball is so funny.

I can’t lie, Jid was the reason for 2 of their goals being lost, first he tried to pick it up and second he blocked xqc from kicking the ball and it went into the goal 😂

⁠​⁠​⁠@@studio_jibblyEven by “standards” the ref can decide to keep playing after a hand ball, it’s called advantage.

yeah like when they score ppl act like it's 100% the goalies fault and 0% on the defenders

@@Luuncho because most of people don't know shit about football and went outside like 4 times in the last year.

“Charity”

The pressure infront of thousands of people I bet those haters will just piss themeselves

​@@farmstrafez7nah, they cant even get in the event in the first place these guys cause they're nobody(im also a nobody)

​@feriko861 what is that supposed to mean? Lol

​@@feriko861what? It was a charity match if you didn't watch it

Any juicer that went outside more than twice in the last year would’ve done better, so there’s about 4

no , he didn't. He was really bad ,maybe bc of his lack of activity and the fucked up knee

@@essayedgar 2 take it or leave it

@@ZUPYNinGAME really bad? Mf he never played a game in his life

​@@DjToeNailOfficialThat doesn't change the fact that he was complete garbage. If I would randomly go to a boxing event and lose, it's fair to say I am garbage.

L for the guy 33, bad as hell

@@rfxdde5748 were you expecting him to be dope

I think people are over-exaggerating on how bad he did based on watching this video alone. Not to say he wasn't bad, cause he was bad (which is to be expected from someone who has never played soccer/football in his life). Half of the shots from Sidemen were good and a newbie like xQc wouldn't be able to stop them. Admittedly the other half were on him I feel like. But overall, I also feel like the defense from the All-Stars in general were lacking compared to Sidemen. Whenever Sidemen had to defend from an attack, there were a bunch of them ready, whereas All-Stars practically left xQc to fend for himself. (Knowing that he is a newb I feel like they should have prioritized at least getting more bodies in the way to give him more leeway.) I think the lack of defense was practically setting xQc up for failure, on top of him being a newb.

@@altairhnt7288 bro, the two team's defense was night and day. Angry ginge and calfreezy were prime maldini and Nesta, meanwhile willne and jidion were like maguire and mustafi. Chrismd pretty much carried that team.

@@altairhnt7288 Yeah the defence was terrible. Tobi and Miniminter just sat on the halfway line waiting for counters and nobody on the team is going to catch them. It's all fun and games at the end of the day but I know X will be a little disappointed and will want to actually train a lot more if he gets invited again. Considering he's one of the biggest streamers on the planet I don't see why not as he brings in the views.

@@uselessdegenerate7565 A couple of the players from last year weren't invited this year which personally I thought was a bit unfair as they were there best players last year. It wasn't competitive if we're being honest. KSI was playing around the entire 2nd half. Also didn't help that Theo got injured as he was one of there best players. Not much you can do when one team has players that know every rule and play weekly compared to another that thinks they can use there hands while playing outfield lol

he rly was but i agree, he doesnt deserve the hate or anything like that 👍

nice england Okayeg

@@shattered2137look at Cal the dragon, he did better then both of the goalies last year so I think he was definitely at least better, good? No but better then last year, and I think Ksi was also ass in goal tho 😂

​​@@jay_thebaguetteman4169KSI was way better than XQC in goal and its not even close. He has better saves. The only time he sold was the own goal and that was only to stop Speed from scoring.

nah he was terrible, but at least he had fun

no cal the dragon was way better

@@mge765 he did, yea he is shit but better thanni expected

Blocked 1 shots at the goal

@@MartinWasTaken attempting to block is just as cool, the effort is there. bros body 100% limits him but he was flopping around trying to get some work done. +1 respect

@@deathsaidhello Exactly

@@deathsaidhelloit’s his fault for staying in doors in 3/4 of a day

@@nathanialb9115 didnt say it wasnt

They thought he would hold the ball

@@sanjay-qj7ef naive, you should know what your team capable of and make sure the ball is real safe cause this is a team play after all you can't do everything by your own. So sad mr cow getting 1v1 everytime while the defenders is trolling

XQC did same rebound of Oliver kahn on 2002 cup final against Brazil

he is the best people observer

What rating is the player 33? 💀

X was definitely the worst on the pitch. Didn’t save a single shot

@@Jasez7 that player 33 is MVP right?

​@@Jasez7 what's with u hating? At the end of the day, it's for charity. He took part into giving +3 millions of dollars in charity and that's huge W

He was basically as useful as an empty net 😂

@@askers_ hes not an football player lmao its his first time,you would be worse

@@mika-yy7gk nah I'd stop everything. I would simply not allow the ball to pass me.

his only defender that DIDNT send the ball towards his own goal was Karl XD Karl was a beast but after the injuries on the red side he was all that red defense had in front of X that was actually moving. They gave it their best and it was a great show, but damn i actually think if Jidion wasnt there its a win 1000%, bro was npc trolling for highlights. idk

uh no

@@ieatingmilk uh yes, you saw the shots we saw? dont even look at them, his teammates were just pushing the ball into the penalty zone all the time

True palpatine, these people in the comments hating are just spewing nonsense lol.

​@@uremi.real

Cal the dragon rating: 2.1 xQc rating: 0.3 last year's goalie did 7x better than xQc did.

@@Huntedown the rating is obviously busted, jideon had like a 3.9 rating so by that logic he did more than 10x better when he obviously played worse nothing will compare to cal the dragons attempts to kick the ball coming straight at him and missing leading to a goal...twice

@@dddddd1577 you're coping hard. X did nothing good this game lmao. he was the worst player out of 22 on the field by a landslide. ride as hard as you want but it's true. all this after laughing at last years goalie and talking about how easy it will be

@@Huntedown errr, oh well! I mean he did fine, considering he had no experience. You can't really expect someone like that to do anything good.

Tbf he’s better than Cal the dragon

@@rajchow1 also tbf his defense inted him. of course not on purpose (except Jidion lets be real) but damn was it unfortunate and hilarious 🤣🤣

Jidion should've been the keeper, that dude tried to pick the ball up and his defence is trash. I would rather see xQc play forward or something.

@@floatingdisembodiedhead8975 xqc as forward? lmao

bro the only good decent defender X had was Karl (which is WILD on its own)... at least Karl never sent the ball towards his own goal XD X did what he could

I suppose only willner was the only person who was in touch with football for a long time .... the other defenders did their best

They have done ut for years

He got humbled so bad he’s saying he never wants to play football again lmao

He’s ass at fifa too

I didn't know the goalie's job was to rely on the defense so that they never have to block the ball.

@@ItachiUchiha11111 ok 🤦‍♂️

@@ItachiUchiha11111 said by someone who never play any kind of sport

You parasocial MFs see too much of yourself in xQc. He signed up for that role and didn't put any effort in to practice, and you want to sit here and act like everyone criticizing him is an obese slug lmao.