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xXx: Return of Xander Cage - Movie Review 

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@TheUnusualSuspect
@TheUnusualSuspect 7 лет назад
Hmm, woman touches gun, scared of it, drops on ground and then starts killing all the bad guys. True Lies ripoff?
@lemonlord0132
@lemonlord0132 7 лет назад
The Unusual Suspect hey I love your reviews!
@NukeDetonator
@NukeDetonator 7 лет назад
The reason why that works in true lies though is because the movie isn't taking itself seriously, it knows its an over the top cheesy action movie.
@DDLYBRZR
@DDLYBRZR 7 лет назад
The Unusual Suspect Love your reviews. Keep up the good work.
@Joe-jc5ol
@Joe-jc5ol 7 лет назад
There you are, I'm waiting for your next review :P
@FrancisXLord
@FrancisXLord 7 лет назад
It was funny in True Lies.
@Biring1
@Biring1 7 лет назад
The fact that Vin Diesel is famous is beyond me.. He´s like a black hole of charisma
@ethann9433
@ethann9433 7 лет назад
He was really good in Pitch Black, that's one of my favorite movies. he actually has a lot of range as an actor, he just gets a lot of roles in shitty action movies, where his parts are poorly written
@kevinpro6483
@kevinpro6483 7 лет назад
HrTjernobyl I thought he was good in the first fast and furious movie
@IamXhedo
@IamXhedo 7 лет назад
he's great outside of movies, i guess thats why
@Biring1
@Biring1 7 лет назад
I couldn´t help but cringe at his interview with the hot Brazilian blogger.. He came off as really creepy
@IamXhedo
@IamXhedo 7 лет назад
more... outside... then
@robforge7492
@robforge7492 7 лет назад
Let's get real no one was actually expecting this to be a good movie lol
@youssefrachad8201
@youssefrachad8201 7 лет назад
Rob Forge i was better than i expected i expected an f
@trinankurneogi3733
@trinankurneogi3733 7 лет назад
Rob Forge ya i agree
@petelawd9648
@petelawd9648 7 лет назад
Rob Forge some critics really like this! Go watch What The Flick's review
@DiegoRuiz1991
@DiegoRuiz1991 7 лет назад
Monster Trucks > xXx Return of Xander Cage NICE! It's literally worse than one of the supposedly worst movies of this month.
@Justinianas
@Justinianas 7 лет назад
Let's get real no one even wanted this movie
@randomcharacter6501
@randomcharacter6501 7 лет назад
American movies always seem to waste great Martial Arts talent. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chow Yun Fat and now Donnie Yen have awesome movies overseas but their talents are wasted as sidekicks to some B List actor here in the states. I'd wish they would write movies from the ground up with these roles in mind and not just the "Modern Kato" roles these actors get. Such a waste of talent. Keanu Reeve's The Man of Tai Chi was a great entertaining movie and an example of how to use martial arts in a non-exploitive way.
@scottishpatriot5908
@scottishpatriot5908 5 лет назад
You forgot about tony jaa. But yeah I totally agree with you.
@severussnape8040
@severussnape8040 4 года назад
Right? Even Deepika Padukone's performance was great but it got wasted on this.
@CrabTastingMan
@CrabTastingMan 4 года назад
What's wrong with Donnie Yen in xXx Returns? He had the most intense close combat scenes after the main character and had plenty of times to show his kung fu.
@Fl0k5ser
@Fl0k5ser 3 года назад
Not to mention Iko Uwais in MIle 22 which his fight scenes was awesomely choreographed but ruined the entire scene with shaky cam and choppy editing, what a waste of talent :(
@sheikhu1039
@sheikhu1039 3 года назад
Modern Kato was a nice way of putting it, he was the star of green hornet but was left as a sidekick
@Kapi.23
@Kapi.23 7 лет назад
best performances by Vin Diesel: -Groot -The Iron Giant i like the guy too, but he doesn't seem to be able to act
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 4 года назад
What about the excellent Find me guilty, Saving Private Ryan, Pitch Black & boiler room
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 года назад
In fast and furious 1 when he finds out that Brian is a cop is good acting as well
@airricksreloaded
@airricksreloaded 7 лет назад
Chris says Vin can't deliver a one liner... "I am Groot"...
@DarkTenka
@DarkTenka 7 лет назад
Well played..
@clementj
@clementj 7 лет назад
Scrolled through the comment to see if anyone mentioned this.... haha :D
@dillonr2339
@dillonr2339 7 лет назад
airricksreloaded "We are Groot."
@MJay886
@MJay886 7 лет назад
airricksreloaded was looking for this
@ty_teynium
@ty_teynium 7 лет назад
airricksreloaded Superman - The Iron Giant
@jillvlantine
@jillvlantine 7 лет назад
Do you guys know why you never see people have to go to the gas station in the fast and furious movies? it's because they have Vin DIESEL!!!!!! I'm sorry, I will leave now.
@jillvlantine
@jillvlantine 7 лет назад
Josh Robertson actually no.
@joshrobertson3187
@joshrobertson3187 7 лет назад
Elektra Ive seen that meme multiple times over the past few weeks so actually yes.
@Zechariah3694
@Zechariah3694 7 лет назад
Elektra 👏👏👏👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@captaintightpants6336
@captaintightpants6336 7 лет назад
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@bigbabysld
@bigbabysld 7 лет назад
nice...I always thought those cars ran on ego, their was enough on the screen to fill those tanks.
@nikk796
@nikk796 7 лет назад
awkward pauses are not FUNNY Chris
@fernandol.332
@fernandol.332 7 лет назад
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so too
@nikk796
@nikk796 7 лет назад
Cheeky Bullfighter it's like acting too hard to be funny. Flickpick does this better than chris
@chocolaterain5097
@chocolaterain5097 7 лет назад
Nikhil Bhagat lol well Chris has 600,000 more subscribers so he's doing okay :P.
@nikk796
@nikk796 7 лет назад
Marcel P yeah but like Vin Diesel he's not good at one liners 😂😂
@adamh3624
@adamh3624 7 лет назад
Marcel P There are hundreds of thousands of morons on RU-vid/internet who subscribe to Suckmann. Not hard to believe.
@KM-qg5fv
@KM-qg5fv 7 лет назад
Vin Diesel's best role came in 1998. And he was in it for less than 30 minutes. Now all he does is the stupid shoulder turnaround and we are family crap.
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 4 года назад
He was excellent in Saving Private Ryan. But also find me guilty & boiler room are solid performances. And pitch black was also a nice role
@AlexLove631
@AlexLove631 7 лет назад
4:02 Holy shit.... This was an actual scene someone wrote. This was an actual script accepted by a studio.. Look, I don't expect every movie to be amazing, but garbage like this is what makes Hollywood a joke.
@w415800
@w415800 6 месяцев назад
I'm afraid this dialogue has now been surpassed by "Madam Web".
@boribori609
@boribori609 7 лет назад
he gave it a D, you're welcome!
@jillvlantine
@jillvlantine 7 лет назад
Dashie Plushie thank you
@JustNick432
@JustNick432 7 лет назад
parkerH2 yea what a douche. I want to read some comments whole listen to Chris' opinion. not ruin the video by spoiler the grade. can you please stop doing this dashie plushie . I see you do it all the time
@boribori609
@boribori609 7 лет назад
parkerH2 you mad bruh?
@boribori609
@boribori609 7 лет назад
Nick2HI well if you wanna listen why don't your stupid ass actually watch and listen the video instead of reading comments!? lmao dumbass
@UnbelievabIeMontages
@UnbelievabIeMontages 7 лет назад
D FOR DIESELED
@khizrmaqsood
@khizrmaqsood 7 лет назад
What are we, some kind of "xXx: Return of Xander Cage"?
@roach9397
@roach9397 7 лет назад
This is Xander Cage! He can kill you all with one sword stroke just like cutting grass! I'd advise not getting killed by him! His sword traps the souls of it's victims!
@TheDukeofCheese12
@TheDukeofCheese12 7 лет назад
Rick Berman McCallum "Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha!" "Nice perfume, what is that, the stench of death?"
@roach9397
@roach9397 7 лет назад
KDog1265 *stares in awkward silence*
@joynerkt
@joynerkt 7 лет назад
Khizr Maqsood 😂😂😂😂 it will never get old dude!
@chocolaterain5097
@chocolaterain5097 7 лет назад
Khizr Maqsood I don't care.... this line is pretty much the best thing ever, everytime I hear it.
@TheCHEESEG
@TheCHEESEG 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen is a beast, if you havent already i suggest watching Ip Man 1 and 2 as they are great movies and the action is solid
@MoonBeamLaser
@MoonBeamLaser 7 лет назад
ImaHoodedNinja he was also in rogue one :3
@HUBBEN02
@HUBBEN02 7 лет назад
ImaHoodedNinja and ip man 3
@PaddyMcManus
@PaddyMcManus 7 лет назад
In the Line of Duty 4 - solid Donnie Yen action and stunts.
@SexyButCurious
@SexyButCurious 7 лет назад
ImaHoodedNinja That's the reason I would watch XXX 3. I almost went to see Star Wars just because of him lol.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
Flashpoint and Kill Zone are also solid Donnie Yen films. I liked Kung Fu Killer too.
@johnc6497
@johnc6497 7 лет назад
Commando is such a great movie! "What happened to Sully?" "I let him go." ha
@bobdotexe
@bobdotexe 7 лет назад
I'd *REALLY* like to see him review 'Ip MAn' By far the best Donnie Yen fim.
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 3 года назад
Definitely! I hated when they wasted him in Shanghai knight & Blade 2
@megamatt1915
@megamatt1915 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen: "I'm one with the force, the force is with me." *jumps off building*
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen doesn't need the force. The force needs Donnie Yen.
@sunnydays405
@sunnydays405 7 лет назад
I can't believe I'm about to say this: go watch the new M night shyamalan movie instead.
@PawelSorinsky
@PawelSorinsky 7 лет назад
sunny He did already.
@sunnydays405
@sunnydays405 7 лет назад
Pablo Nino Nathanael Stoop oh shit he did. Didn't watch till the very end, now I feel stupid. My bad.
@Spacecowboy365
@Spacecowboy365 7 лет назад
sunny You shouldn't feel stupid about that, you're telling other people to watch Split instead of this xD
@anthonyj810
@anthonyj810 7 лет назад
SpaceCowboy365 According to the reviews split is better
@TheGeorgeD13
@TheGeorgeD13 7 лет назад
That was terrible. xXx: Return of Xander Cage was at least enjoyable, disposable trash.
@CruelPizza213
@CruelPizza213 7 лет назад
Who else knew that this movie was gonna fucking suck??
@samash7302
@samash7302 7 лет назад
"Vin Diesel can not deliver a one liner" I AM GROOT!!!
@JSPokemonYT
@JSPokemonYT 4 года назад
That's the only one liner that Vin Diesel can say!
@Fl0k5ser
@Fl0k5ser 3 года назад
@@JSPokemonYT also "Family!!!!" From Fast and Furious
@JSPokemonYT
@JSPokemonYT 3 года назад
@@Fl0k5ser That too!
@aaronthebox
@aaronthebox 7 лет назад
"I've always liked Vin Diesel as an actor" But he never was an actor...
@bluu_ice6554
@bluu_ice6554 4 года назад
Yes he is. He's an actor. So. Shut ya face
@bluu_ice6554
@bluu_ice6554 3 года назад
@Gasper Vidovic you heard me
@bluu_ice6554
@bluu_ice6554 3 года назад
@Gasper Vidovic watch yo mouf
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 3 года назад
You never seen his roles Boiler room, saving private Ryan, find me guilty & pitch black!
@jaimonjohn2516
@jaimonjohn2516 3 года назад
Trust me he is an actor have ever saw find me guilty
@alienator345
@alienator345 7 лет назад
Listen. Everything Chris says is right. Everything everyone is saying is right. This is a really bad movie. But I went in expecting a bad movie that would entertain me and that's what I got. Because that's what the first xXx is. A bad movie that's really entertaining. The second one was straight up bad and NOT entertaining. But this one went back to being bad and entertaining.
@antwanscott97
@antwanscott97 7 лет назад
Adam Droge xXx 3 is a FUN movie. That's its purpose and its shows that. If it took it seriously, then it would be really bad. xXx 2002 wasn't great,but it did entertain us.
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 7 лет назад
Adam Droge well put
@IBreiKeL
@IBreiKeL 7 лет назад
I agree... I like the first one for what it is. I'll probably watch this one soon enough.
@EonHSD
@EonHSD 7 лет назад
Adam Droge Lmao you paid to watch this
@Avarn388
@Avarn388 7 лет назад
Agreed. I love the first two XXX movies. They are so stupid, it is amazing. But really I love them. State of the Union has one of my favorite scenes in a dumb action movie, jacking a tank. Xbit doing it to(remember him?). So yes, I'll see this movie, only because I know what I am getting into. A guilty pleasure.
@PhoeniixFiire
@PhoeniixFiire 7 лет назад
My favorite roles Vin Diesel has done are The Iron Giant and Groot...notice a pattern?
@PhoeniixFiire
@PhoeniixFiire 7 лет назад
mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen Mostly just that he doesn't do or say much, and the thing that makes the characters memorable has nothing to do with him. He's not a terrible actor, but not very good either.
@finfun3546
@finfun3546 7 лет назад
What about Pitch Black?
@PhoeniixFiire
@PhoeniixFiire 7 лет назад
Tody 90210 It was entertaining, but far from my favorite movie and definitely not my favorite Vin Diesel character.
@AmiAki
@AmiAki 7 лет назад
Jacob Anderson Completely agree.
@jgmorgan8477
@jgmorgan8477 7 лет назад
Jacob Anderson Apparently you haven't seen all his movies then.
@BruceWayne-xq1uf
@BruceWayne-xq1uf 7 лет назад
Dammit chris Im trying to sleep
@IjonCichyPL
@IjonCichyPL 7 лет назад
Sleep? In my country it's 7 a.m. ;-)
@cooperryan6382
@cooperryan6382 7 лет назад
ragnarokPL thats the joke, hes bruce wayne
@Mike-eo1bw
@Mike-eo1bw 7 лет назад
Don't dream about Martha
@nekosila
@nekosila 7 лет назад
Michael Perez or the sun getting low
@markasamelyushkin3733
@markasamelyushkin3733 7 лет назад
Bruce Wayne im trying to sleep but i can't cause you all have guns for hands. Get it?
@TheJayair
@TheJayair 7 лет назад
KEVIN HART would have saved this movie
@kps2642
@kps2642 7 лет назад
jaafar kassim lmao
@ARVvidz
@ARVvidz 7 лет назад
Sure
@oh-not-the-bees7872
@oh-not-the-bees7872 7 лет назад
jaafar kassim fucking god please no. fuck off
@_birdie
@_birdie 4 года назад
problem is. kevin hart plays the same character in every single movie he’s in. basically just plays kevin hart.
@Excile00
@Excile00 7 лет назад
Your "bad movie" reviews is my guilty pleasure
@daredevil6145
@daredevil6145 6 лет назад
I'm gonna post this myself...and it's true!
@redmangoose182
@redmangoose182 7 лет назад
So the asian guy makes the movie watchable...cool
@FedJimSmith
@FedJimSmith 7 лет назад
Whiche one? Donnie or Tony?
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 7 лет назад
I was only there for Kris Wu
@pharoahfinale1183
@pharoahfinale1183 6 лет назад
Jacob Seibers i didn't get what he could do, cuz everyone had a special skills and his was working a crowd?
@ShivamChauhan-rl6uc
@ShivamChauhan-rl6uc 6 лет назад
I think Deepika padukone
@aribanahonarukas1641
@aribanahonarukas1641 5 лет назад
@@VixxKong2 same
@Blade_Runner152
@Blade_Runner152 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen is one of the main reasons I'm going to watch this film.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
And finally, after decades, Hollywood allowed him to do what he does best in this movie.
@road_king_dude
@road_king_dude 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen is one of the main reasons I'm going to watch the bootleg of this film at home.
@billcipher3946
@billcipher3946 7 лет назад
internetmaster1 ur opinion but we going listen to Chris anyways though
@road_king_dude
@road_king_dude 7 лет назад
Dylan Gonzales, Massive Fam?
@favoritecoloryellow9576
@favoritecoloryellow9576 7 лет назад
The move trailer looked fking awful
@peterharris6609
@peterharris6609 7 лет назад
Favorite Color Yellow Yea, shitty. But at least fun.
@vivekbarran4323
@vivekbarran4323 7 лет назад
no mention of Deepika, smh
@rohithkumarsp
@rohithkumarsp 7 лет назад
being Indian, depekia padkone's accent was atrocious , we dont actually speak like that, she was trying to sound indian, see quantico.
@axcelrana9760
@axcelrana9760 7 лет назад
no.... its how the indian speaks.... even priyanka had same accent before, but she managed to improove it on quanticoo....dont you ever notice how indian speaks on their reality show???? n even many indian youtubers have the same accent....
@Areyoumadnott
@Areyoumadnott 7 лет назад
axcel rana but deepika is giving the sense that every Indians talk like that when not all of them do. For goodness sake she sounds like apu from the simpsons
@axcelrana9760
@axcelrana9760 7 лет назад
yur fact may be true but actually thats the original accent na.... maybe she wanted to use her own jus like how the russians , irrish and the asians uses their own acccent.... but honestly deepika wuz horrible in the movie n the accent made her even more horrible
@severussnape8040
@severussnape8040 4 года назад
This is such a weird thing to be obsessed with.
@aniketbagchi8695
@aniketbagchi8695 7 лет назад
Shit. early again. better make a joke........ BRENDAN FRASER!
@PeterParker-ek4wi
@PeterParker-ek4wi 7 лет назад
BIG BOSS You leave Brendan Fraser alone you son of a heck! 😂
@alexmaverick6647
@alexmaverick6647 7 лет назад
If he's not in the post credit scene of The Mummy, then what is the point of life?
@aniketbagchi8695
@aniketbagchi8695 7 лет назад
Alex Maverick​ agreed!
@BudokaiGamer
@BudokaiGamer 7 лет назад
Save Brendan !!!! :D
@jillvlantine
@jillvlantine 7 лет назад
Alex Maverick yessss!!!! fantastic idea.
@joelreyes4014
@joelreyes4014 7 лет назад
u think ur cute wearing a dbz sweater? huh? U JUST MADE THE LIST
@theveryamericaneagle3657
@theveryamericaneagle3657 7 лет назад
joel reyes don't make him go over 9000 bro
@kingston4313
@kingston4313 7 лет назад
Chris jericho's list?
@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX
@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX 7 лет назад
joel reyes DBZ is a wrestling hold?
@ConnorMcCartney95
@ConnorMcCartney95 7 лет назад
Was that from it's always sunny in philadelphia
@rochat
@rochat 7 лет назад
Tommy Wiseau and Vin Diesel should co-write/co-direct/co-star in a film.
@mordeckai
@mordeckai 7 лет назад
You know, when you mentioned that jar jar moment, it reminded me of True Lies, when Jamie Lee Curtis tried to kill some bad guys but the machine gun recoil surprised her and she dropped it, then the gun kept falling down the stairs shooting all of her targets.
@SincerelyBradley
@SincerelyBradley 7 лет назад
"Vin Diesal's stunt double was pretty good" shoutout to LJ Strenio!!!
@TheCamcamTV
@TheCamcamTV 7 лет назад
Were gonna find out this movie is actually a sequel to the 4th 5th and 6th XXX film
@cskinner303
@cskinner303 7 лет назад
"Vin Diesel cannot deliver a one-liner" "I AM GROOT!" :D
@anthonykent00
@anthonykent00 7 лет назад
And I was so excited that Donnie Yen may finally break through.
@anthonykent00
@anthonykent00 7 лет назад
Deep Patel That's part of it. I was hoping this would be a breakout year for him in America. So far, I'm not seeing it.
@NukeDetonator
@NukeDetonator 7 лет назад
For me he got his breakout with Rogue One.
@javier.alvarez764
@javier.alvarez764 7 лет назад
Dude, let's be honest Donnie Yen's role in Rogue One is underutilized, in this XXX movie we actually see him perform on his best as an action star.
@danfors1333
@danfors1333 7 лет назад
I know he's a legend and he moves really well for someone over 50 years old but I can't stop thinking he looks a bit like Kermit the Frog the way he runs with his back hunched and arms far in front of himself.
@jwoodsonmusic
@jwoodsonmusic 7 лет назад
At 1 mil subs, you should do your top 10 fav films!
@IVUSER
@IVUSER 7 лет назад
He doesn't have top 10 favorite films. He said that a couple of times in the past. You can look at his A+ Movies playlist, that's the closest you will get.
@darthqizah8670
@darthqizah8670 7 лет назад
the only one liner vin diesel can say is I AM GROOT
@grimlockskeleton5690
@grimlockskeleton5690 7 лет назад
Review Netflix's A Series Of Unfortunate Events PLEASE!
@Loopy_Kick
@Loopy_Kick 7 лет назад
4:01 They got the girl from The Vampire Diaries to be in this. Now we know where Elena Gilbert has been all this time. XD
@brayanargandonaflorentino548
@brayanargandonaflorentino548 7 лет назад
Yay Me that part cracks me up
@jaredmartin7040
@jaredmartin7040 7 лет назад
The trailer looks goofy, I mean he's riding a motorcycle in the ocean WTF😂
@danfors1333
@danfors1333 7 лет назад
That scene rivals Pierce Brosnan's tsunami kite surfing scene.
@notkimpine
@notkimpine 4 года назад
he's using a mod like in gta 5
@thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk4581
@thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk4581 4 года назад
They did it for real. It awesome.
@tysoon3000
@tysoon3000 4 года назад
I guess you did not watch the movie.
@JROtoons
@JROtoons 7 лет назад
Your face in the Thumbnail pulled my right in!!! Excellent job sir!!
@YourNeighborCarl
@YourNeighborCarl 7 лет назад
Thanks Chris for taking this bullet so I don't have to. I may have rented it, but I would never pay to see a Vin Diesel movie in the theaters.
@YourNeighborCarl
@YourNeighborCarl 7 лет назад
He has one line, isn't on screen, and isn't the lead so we don't have to watch him struggle to act. He doesn't hold a candle to Swarchenegger, Stallone or the Rock. Also I can't remember if I saw that in the theaters or not. Looked like it could suck, but didn't.
@iNBKGamers
@iNBKGamers 7 лет назад
Ryan Larsen that's okay he already has a 1.5 billion dollar movie. he doesn't need you lol. learn how to have enjoyment in a movie and not be technical for once.
@YourNeighborCarl
@YourNeighborCarl 7 лет назад
Yeah. I don't understand the Fast and Furious movies success. It is like the majority of movie goers turned into a bunch of morons. Things go crash and boom and they eat it up like a bunch of grade schoolers. Don't get me wrong I enjoy a well made action movie once in a while, just not any of Vin Diesel's.
@MoonSpiritChannel
@MoonSpiritChannel 7 лет назад
I'm seeing this not just for Vin Diesel, but Donnie Yen. I'm also seeing it for Tony Jaa, a very promising Muay Thai actor that I know has an amazing future.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
Donnie does a lot more in this movie than he did in Rogue One. So that's a good thing.
@TastySnackies
@TastySnackies 7 лет назад
>says the movie doesn't take itself too seriously >doesn't like how the movie doesn't take itself too seriously by parodying the fact that Vin Diesel is a macho sex machine >okay
@TastySnackies
@TastySnackies 7 лет назад
love u chris im just razzing ya
@kingston4313
@kingston4313 7 лет назад
Hollywood needs to invest in Donnie Yen. He is a great actor and an awesome martial artist. I want a good triad movie like the Game Sleeping dogs.
@user-hardbrain
@user-hardbrain 7 лет назад
Donnie Yen and Benedict Wong would make a great team.
@tysoon3000
@tysoon3000 4 года назад
I disagree with you on this Chris. I was actually surprised, I enjoy this movie a lot and probably thinks this is the best of all xXx. Donnie Yen steals the show for me and Vin Diesel actually looks naturally funny here. I loved how they team up various celebrities from other internationals and I personally find it very unique. More refreshing than many senseless nonstop action movies out there.
@theicedevil
@theicedevil 7 лет назад
Groot disagrees with you that Vin Diesel can't deliver a one-liner.
@umphreak9999
@umphreak9999 7 лет назад
The thumbnail picture earns my like before the review even starts
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 7 лет назад
I still might check XXX out anyway. I could use a dumb, over the top action film to avoid the chaos of this weekend
@vb2388
@vb2388 7 лет назад
The only reason I wanted to see this review was to hear out Chris's thoughts on Deepika Padukone. I'm disappointed :(
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
I've never seen Deepika in a movie before, but I liked her in this one. She has good screen presence.
@vb2388
@vb2388 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast This is her first hollywood film, she has made many bollywood films and is pretty famous in India
@aaryas6821
@aaryas6821 7 лет назад
Her acting is way better in her other movies.
@MsRaconteur
@MsRaconteur 7 лет назад
she was horrible in the movie...like really stiff and unnatural.
@pulpfiction107
@pulpfiction107 7 лет назад
VB MUTT she was speaking as if reading a book
@CoolVids19
@CoolVids19 7 лет назад
I saw the movie and thought it was cheesy but enjoyable.
@nitromagilou597
@nitromagilou597 7 лет назад
I saw it, and I personally liked it.
@syminite1
@syminite1 7 лет назад
Aufinator I don't know what people are expecting, for me it was like Mw2 campaign, didn't make a lot of sense but man!!! did I enjoy the ride!! Lol Atl.com
@nitromagilou597
@nitromagilou597 7 лет назад
+syminite1 Hell yeah. It was a total adrenaline rush from beginning to end, and I never got bored. Perhaps one of my favorite guilty pleasures of 2017.
@leolandon8656
@leolandon8656 7 лет назад
+Matthew Cool and deadpool was funny right? god some people have no good taste
@nitromagilou597
@nitromagilou597 7 лет назад
+Leo Landon Wow, you're quite a bitchy snob who doesn't know how to have fun...
@PolygonAcademy
@PolygonAcademy 5 лет назад
the tony jaa front flip flying kick into riding the motorcycle is one of the best and most hilarious things ive ever seen.
@iamfiefo
@iamfiefo 7 лет назад
4:25 or when Jamie Lee Curtis dropped an Uzi in True Lies. Ahh, good times.
@BubblesZap
@BubblesZap 7 лет назад
Yeah. Go watch Split instead people. Weird to be telling people to go watch M night shamayalananan.
@tilapiastew6784
@tilapiastew6784 7 лет назад
Don't disrespect the true dark lord of the sith, Jar Jar Binks.
@grantlauzon5237
@grantlauzon5237 7 лет назад
He can deliver a one liner. "I am Groot"
@ShivamSharma-ve4dy
@ShivamSharma-ve4dy 5 лет назад
What! "I am groot." Is the best one liner ever said.
@liuwang9899
@liuwang9899 7 лет назад
Why the fuck was Neymar in this shit (IMO) movie? He's not even an actor, just a rich soccer player.
@wolfkiller4
@wolfkiller4 7 лет назад
Hugo Okano Football player
@godslaya4563
@godslaya4563 7 лет назад
Yes!! FOOTBALL PLAYA
@liuwang9899
@liuwang9899 7 лет назад
Bork Lazer What? I always heard people calling it soccer in America :v . We call it futebol here in Brazil.
@wizfiasco123
@wizfiasco123 7 лет назад
neither is vin diesel
@BrynjarReynisson
@BrynjarReynisson 7 лет назад
Hugo Okano Isn't he just playing himself in a cameo?
@cinephile9885
@cinephile9885 7 лет назад
This movie is destined in Netflix.
7 лет назад
LowClassMedia lol
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 7 лет назад
When the ad shows up on this video
@gohan440
@gohan440 7 лет назад
Chris usually gets it right, but I gotta disagree with him on this. The movie certainly won't produce any Oscar nominees, but it's a good XXX movie. Vin Diesel does just fine in it, and the supporting cast is quite interesting with Donnie Yen exceptionally good. Tony Jaa seems a bit underutilized considering his skill level with stunts. The only part of the movie I noticed hinting at another one was at the end. Maybe Chris was just in a bad mood before he watched it.
@thursdaygirl_
@thursdaygirl_ 7 лет назад
"Because it's really cool when you move and do things" I love it
@cammus
@cammus 7 лет назад
I really miss the action vibe of the 90's, movies like Die Hard, Predator, even the chump COMMANDO was good rather than these shallow over the top hollow so-called action films.
@Timliu92
@Timliu92 7 лет назад
Klaus Serra Indeed man. Even a goofy film like Face/Off was so much better than many action movies nowadays.
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 7 лет назад
4:21-4:38 Isn't that basically what Jamie Lee Curtis' character did in True Lies?
@matthiesoliveira2458
@matthiesoliveira2458 4 года назад
TheBraunMachine2011 I was thinking the same thing.
@DigitalBath742
@DigitalBath742 7 лет назад
This film has the honour of being the second film I fell asleep through in the ciniema. The first being Mission Impossible 2. It lost me almost straight away with possibly the worst opening scene of a movie I have witnessed. I felt embarrassed for Samual L. Jackson.
@MugenNiFukuzatsuna
@MugenNiFukuzatsuna 7 лет назад
Whenever someone mentions Broken Arrow, it brings a smile to my face. I freakin love that silly-ass movie.
@unhingedenlightenment2504
@unhingedenlightenment2504 7 лет назад
Vin's one-liners in "Pitch Black", while not comedic, are fantastic, even quotable. (chuckles) "So where the hell is your God now?"
@24kBuddha_
@24kBuddha_ 7 лет назад
XXX The Return of Zods Snapped Neck
@MGSBigBoss77
@MGSBigBoss77 7 лет назад
What the??
@Splackavellie85
@Splackavellie85 7 лет назад
Jar Jar Binks-moment? Really? Guess you never saw True Lies, then..
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 5 лет назад
So i guess phantom menace got it from true lies.
@Marvelmania360
@Marvelmania360 7 лет назад
No one liners? What about I am groot?
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 7 лет назад
I love how Donnie Yen is getting like a western film renaissance. This and Rogue One, he's gonna be even more popular now
@clementj
@clementj 7 лет назад
My face was on blank mode almost all throughout the movie, where everyone was going ooh, ahh, wah and haha.... I only widen my eyes during the awesome Donnie Yen's first appearance fight scene and strangely LOL at Ice Cube's cameo.
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 4 года назад
lets make a live action movie about Saints Row and have Donnie Yen play Johnny Gat.
@rige229
@rige229 7 лет назад
Dat robert de Niro impression in the thumbnail tho
@Francis_does_sounds
@Francis_does_sounds 7 лет назад
I'm early, better make an overused joke ... I'm early, better make a joke.
@BrianDePalmaII
@BrianDePalmaII 7 лет назад
Your promotion with audible has been going on for like 3 years Chris, of course it's still available
@colbo1001
@colbo1001 7 лет назад
your reviews are my absolute favorite. I literally trust your reviews over anyone, period
@Katalyst80
@Katalyst80 7 лет назад
How dare you refer to Nina Dobrev as Jar Jar!!! LOL
@mryagami8448
@mryagami8448 7 лет назад
ayeeee my boy looking like a chiseled goku
@loshol234
@loshol234 7 лет назад
what are we, some kind of notification squad???
@Aliah_
@Aliah_ 7 лет назад
I'm a bit dissapointed Chris didn't mention Neymar when he talked about other characters in the movie. I guess that he was probably in the movie for about 5 minuts, but I would still like to hear what he thought about him.
@jordan31176
@jordan31176 7 лет назад
This film doesn't take itself seriously one bit! It has its tongue firmly in its cheek and is just a big dumb fun action movie!
@Jamzmahname
@Jamzmahname 7 лет назад
Finally Stuckman is finally reviewing porn!
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
I gotta say, Chris, that I think you completely missed the boat on this one. Just got back from a screening. All I can say is that the current 5.6 rating on IMDb is a damn joke. Return of Xander Cage is easily the best paced, big budget action film since Mad Max: Fury Road. Don't get me wrong, because it is an incredibly stupid film, but it's also damn entertaining from start to finish. For example, Donnie Yen is finally allowed to do what he does best in a Hollywood movie. It's not rocket science - let the guy kick some ass. The only negative that popped out to me was the awkward sexual innuendos near the beginning, which felt very out of place and a bit cringeworthy. Other than that, this is fantastic action trash that everyone should go out to support. You get 3 action scenes within the opening 30 minutes, then a truckload of action afterward. Just as importantly, every single moment between the action is used to drive things forward. This movie does not waste time, so it safely avoids the “dull filler” that can drag these movies down. I really enjoyed the cast as well. It may have been a corporate suit who decided to cast a different actor from every country for the purposes of box office appeal, but it felt like these people had a blast making this movie and they seemed to have good chemistry together despite the fact that the character development was basic at best. Tony Jaa ditches his serious mug for a loony, dance-crazy role that had me in stiches. Nice to see “The Hound” from Game of Thrones here too. The action is completely ridiculous, but it’s certainly plentiful enough and has good enough quality to be satisfying. There are certain instances that overuse editing, but it’s only an issue at certain points and I was not distracted by it for most of the runtime. It’s certainly better than most of Paul Greengrass’s titles. I almost never say this about a big budget Hollywood action film, but I want a damn sequel! I give it an 8.5/10.
@sharathsh9987
@sharathsh9987 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast I stopped reading this after you compared it to Fury Road. THE Fury Road!
@ramithecritic6859
@ramithecritic6859 7 лет назад
I haven't seen the new xXx movie yet but I don't think it's right to compare the xXx franchise to a film like Mad Max: Fury Road. What makes Fury Road so special is that it manages to tell an actual story with thought provoking themes while at the same time giving the audience an explosive thrill ride to remember. The essence and themes of the story are brought about through Miller's direction which was capable of immediately establishing the misery of a post nuclear world. Through mere camera shots we could understand a myriad of things including character motivations. It was a perfect example of show, not tell. Fury Road appeals to both people wanting high thrill action and people who like their movies to make them think. The same can't be said about the xXx franchise, it's just action for fun.
@jacobmacdonagh4070
@jacobmacdonagh4070 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast I completely get what you mean, from a PURE ENTERTAINMENT standpoint, I was entertained from start to finish, I love well made movies like any film buff but this knew exactly what it was and went balls to the wall with it and it's a complete cheesy blast
@BigGatosFC
@BigGatosFC 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast it was a fun action movie, I personally liked it for what it was an action movie. I agree with you.
@Tubes78
@Tubes78 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast I need what you're smoking, it would help me out with a lot of crappy movies and maybe I can finish watching this one.
@Aatish2k8
@Aatish2k8 7 лет назад
I wanna see just for Deepika.
@Justmyhandle
@Justmyhandle 7 лет назад
They should have taken a page from *Mechanic: Resurrection* and just stopped giving any *f***s* about being serious. Better yet, do a crossover with The Mechanic next sequel. Seeing Diesel & Statham together again could be cool. They fight, then become friends, Diesel has muscle, Statham does *Transporter*-style stunts, romance ladies, blow crap up, etc.
@MAGAMAN
@MAGAMAN 7 лет назад
Vin Diesel delivered one of the best one liners ever. I AM GROOT!
@anonmeatcheesebun
@anonmeatcheesebun 7 лет назад
I think xXx, like the expendables, are a big budget purposeful hilariocity movie. Like that scene in state of the union "WE CANT LET NO ONE KNOW A WHITE GUY HIJACKED US" I think this movie was bred with the intention of being bad. And it was hilarious as all hell. I give it a B just because I couldn't stop laughing. Hell the Vin Diesel in the original's xXx's acting was so fucking awful I couldn't even hear what they were saying half the time because I was laughing so hard
@crono_digger
@crono_digger 7 лет назад
The Rock was in the fifth movie not the fourth one.. just sayin' :p
@united9266
@united9266 7 лет назад
there is a huge difference betwen guilty pleasure and GARBAGE , the first one was cool and established a geat XXX character , this one is just pure cliche and garbage just like the latest fast and furious movies
@anthonyj810
@anthonyj810 7 лет назад
Bet you haven't even seen the movie and call it garbage off a review.
@gummibear696
@gummibear696 7 лет назад
Anthony Joubran Obviously you like the garbage movie. Go cry in the rain lil girl.
@united9266
@united9266 7 лет назад
i didnt call it so off a review , i did cos IT IS garbage
@anthonyj810
@anthonyj810 7 лет назад
Gummi Bear Obviously another idiot who judges a movie they haven't seen. It was fun yeah some of it was kinda stupid but oh well. Now go back to your mommys basement.
@anthonyj810
@anthonyj810 7 лет назад
Jaber Youness​ You have to see the movie to say that. Going off other peoples opinions makes yours invalid and irrelevant.
@PicardSisko7
@PicardSisko7 7 лет назад
The only one liner that Vin Deasel can deliver is "I am Groot."
@NisseHult101
@NisseHult101 7 лет назад
That thing, "dropping-the-gun-and-it-accidentally-shoots-bad-guys" you mentioned was also used in the movie "True Lies".
@snoopzebra4234
@snoopzebra4234 7 лет назад
HEY NOTIFICATION SQUAD REPRESENT
@whoknew2273
@whoknew2273 7 лет назад
So is their going to be sequel XXXX (SHIT) lol
@oscarteran7641
@oscarteran7641 7 лет назад
No that would only happen if the movie was good that it a lot it clearly won't
@oscarteran7641
@oscarteran7641 7 лет назад
Sorry about that what I meant to say was that the movie would have to be good enough to make a lot of money clearly it won't so nothing to worry about
@cutterhale7530
@cutterhale7530 7 лет назад
I Loved this movie
@sherifmourad79
@sherifmourad79 7 лет назад
Diesel's one liners as Riddick were kickass
@Vegas89156
@Vegas89156 4 года назад
The hardest I’ve laughed at one of your videos was what you said at 2:36 about Vin being allergic to Sequels🤣🤣
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