Yakuza OST - Baka Mitai (ばかみたい) Kiryu full version 

[Verse 1] Baka mitai kodomo na no ne Yume wo otte kizutsuite Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta [Pre-Chorus] I love you mo roku ni iwanai Kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou Na noni, na noni doushite sayonara wa ieta no [Chorus] Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de sukisugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai [Verse 2] Baka mitai hontou baka ne Anta shinjiru bakari de Tsuyoi onna no furi setsunasa no yokaze abiru [Pre-Chorus] Hitori ni natte sannen ga sugi Machinami sae mo kawarimashita Na noni, na noni doushite miren dake okizari [Chorus] Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Ii kagen mattete mo baka mitai [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus] Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga sukide sukisugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Nan nano yo kono namida baka mitai

when you want to shutdown your pc but clicked on "Restart" instead

"I gotta go, mom's making dinner" *Last online 8 years ago*

"Enjoy your meal!" "Thanks, you too!" Me looking at the waiter:

When you tell your girlfriend a good joke and you hear laughter under the bed

The class clown when he comes home:

When you realize that she was actually flirting with you five years ago.

American Psycho fans when their psychiatrist says they have no mental health issues:

When you learn that your favourite character has cancer.

Vegans when they bite their tongue:

When your friend says your joke louder and everyone laughs

Play this at 11:58:54 To start the new year with Dame Dane

R.I.P Shigeichi Negishi, inventor of the karaoke machine.

When you cleaned up your room and the only trash remaining is yourself.

Kids in elementary when their “best friends” don’t choose them as a partner for a project:

You forgot to Press Save on the Exit Screen:

Pouring one for Akira Toriyama

Thief: steals my atm card Also the thief when he checks my balance:

Your dog when he realizes you faked the throw:

Man, this song has been with me for everything. Losing family. Getting rejected. Finding new friends. Losing old friends. Good times. Bad times. Really bad times.

When you reply "mooo" instead of "nooo" to your girlfriend asking if she was fat

Mario when Toad tells him that the princess is in another castle.

A simple language barrier cannot stop the fact that this song is still a masterpiece.

9 year old me after realizing the sun is going to explode in 5 billion years

Teachers: put up anti-bullying posters in the halls Bully:

Couple: breaks up The girlfriends little brother who wanted to play halo:

ENGLISH 英語 So foolish. I am a child. Chased dreams and got hurt. I am a terrible liar, yet could show you an empty smile. I can’t even say “I love you”. I’m truly clumsy and bad with words. Even so, even so, why could I say “goodbye”? This is no good. No good. No good at all. I love you, I love you too much. No matter how strong the drink, the memories are never muddied; what a fool. ---------------- So foolish. Truly stupid. All I did was believe in you; pretending to be a strong woman, showered in a sorrowful night wind. It’s been over 3 years since I became alone. Even the cityscape has changed. Even so, even so, why are only my regrets left behind? You truly are not a good man. I take off the ring we bought together. “This is what you deserve!” I feel relieved. Even if I wait forever, it’s so foolish. This isn’t good. No good. No good at all. I love you, I love you too much. No matter how strong the drink, the memories aren’t muddied; what a fool. You truly are not a good man. I take off the ring we bought together. It’s what I deserve. I feel relieved. What are these tears? I’m so foolish.

This is a genuinely beautiful heartbreak song and it blows my mind that it was written for a video game. At first I assumed the song existed before Yakuza.

when your homie said he's bringing corona but he didn't bring beer

When the water at your friend's toilet starts to rise up

This could be the last Baka Mitai

When you get blocked by your crush

When Rick Astley finally gives you up:

When you type the name of a character in google and you see "death":

Seeing Kiryu this young after watching the new trailer, LAD8 just made me tearing up.

when you get lung cancer after smoking 40 packs a day since you were 20

*When 60% of your salary goes to your child's education and you hear him say "The earth is flat"*

The deaf guy after realizing farts make sounds

A little under 2 years ago, the woman who I thought I would spend the rest of my life with left me. The last time I saw her, we were playing this game on her ps4. Kinda gives this song a new meaning for me.

When you live long enough that this song is no longer a meme for you, but a sad reality…

When you clicked "Restart" instead of "Shut Down"

"All roads lead to Rome." The people of Rome realising they can't get out:

Here I am on Valentines day.

*The unprotected toddler after seing the pitbull "cupcake" coming at him at the speed of light*

5 year olds in kindergarten when they realize their girlfriend only wanted them for their crayons

Just timed this perfectly with the ball drop

Kazuma Kiryu lived a hell of a life.

When your girlfriend connect to your friend's wifi without putting in the password.

The General: “Fire at will!” The soldier named Will:

Listening to this on my birthday mourning the loss of my beloved cat Momo who passed away after his 11th birthday exactly one month ago. Play me off Mr. Kiryu.

I searched "Baki theme" and this is the result.

Teacher: Alright, get in groups of 3! Me, the 4th homie:

"Don't judge a book by its cover" Artist who spent a week making the cover:

When you lose rock paper scissors against the mirror:

Who is here for the diagnosis?

When you're playing tag but she chases your friend instead:

Atheists when their name is Christian:

If post nut clarity had a song

when you send someone a funny video and they say that they have already seen it:

mom: do you even understand what he is saying me: no but my heart does

When you scroll down the comments only to see the jokes get worse

名越稔洋、桐生一馬、誕生日おめでとう 🐉 (Happy birthday Toshihiro Nagoshi and Kiryu🐉)

When your dad gives you his dinner and says he isn't hungry because it was your favourite food

When your phone charger starts working only on certain angles:

The guy who downloaded pokemon go during quarantine:

[LYRICS for the boys...] Baka mitai kodomo na no ne Yume o otte kizutsuite Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao miseta I love you mo roku ni iwanai Kuchi beta de honma ni bukiyou Na no ni na no ni doushite Sayonara wa ieta no Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de suki sugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai Baka mitai hontou baka ne Anta shinjiru bakari de Tsuyoi onna no furi setsunasa no yokaze abiru Hitori ni natte san nen ga sugi Machinami sae mo kawarimashita Nanoni nanoni doushite Miren dake okizari Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Ii kagen mattete mo baka mitai Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de suki sugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Nanna no yo kono namida baka mitai

When you realize that the lockdown was actually the best phase of your life:

teacher: when someone bullies you, stand up for yourself the kid in a wheelchair:

“Alright homie I’m going to log off for tonight.” “Okay, I’ll log off too. Goodnight.” “Night.” [Checks Discord before going to sleep.] *Friend is online and in different party*

At first I thought of this song as just a meme but I looked at the lyrics now and I’m getting emotional

I started playing this game specifically because of this song, what a masterpiece.

kids: "rain rain go away come back another day" rain:

*When you and your girlfriend went to your bestfriend’s house and she knows where the bathroom is*

i like how this was the song that made everyone find out about yakuza

after all these years... this song still hits hard

My dad when he says “Arigatou” to the latino man at an italian restaurant.

Person in advertisement: Don’t skip this ad Me: *skips it* Person in advertisement:

Me looking back at all the years of High school, of the time I spent trying to be the funny guy of the class, and looking around my studio apartment, eating a bologna sandwich, realising I have completley wasted what little life I have.

When you go to Japan and there are no subtitles Edit: [Removedfe31]

People: the quiet kid is probably a murderer or something The quiet kid, who is just scared to talk to people:

I played yakuza 0, am playing Kiwami. KIRYU DONT DIE ON ME PLEASE

who else went here after watching Infinite Wealth trailer?

Everyone: "Rain! Rain! Go to Spain!" Kids in Spain:

Lactose intolerant people when they find out they live in the milky way:

The comment about the class clown coming home was unnecessarily deep. I wasn’t ready…

When you never see your friend only again (I ment online but I guess yall knew)

Discord mods when they realize that the person they were grooming was a 40 year old police officer

**gets online** My friend: last online 1 minute ago Me:

...you know why i'm here, damn you RGG Studio....

When Kiryu said he have Cancer

When you try to dip your cookie in milk, but it breaks and sinks.

Everyone: **makes a emotional song turned to a meme** The developers:

Me after listening to Yong Yea's English Dub of Kiryu from Like a Dragon Gaiden:

Jokes aside, this is a banger.

Me : *stands up to stretch* The person who has been pushing my wheelchair for 3 years :

5 years old me when i found out that my mom's name is not mom

Mfs in pre-school realizing the sun will explode in two billion years (They're having mental breakdowns)

2019: **Sneeze** "Bless you!" 2020: **Sneeze** Everyone:

When you order a happy meal but you don't feel any happier:

Song hits dif after separating