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He hates watching his old videos so much he starts talking about politics 😭

Okay, I really gotta say it. It genuinely makes me so happy knowing that Jerma exists. He's such a sweet, goofy and lovable guy who makes some of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen in my entire life. And he does that by just being himself. He doesn't need to do memes or parody others or put on a dumb persona, he just needs to be who he is, a kind-hearted, fun-loving, upbeat guy. He is also such a down-to-earth person and even incredibly humble and thankful for the people that shaped his way to success. He is the physical embodiment of pure joy. He's influenced my RU-vid content so incredibly much, especially my gameplay videos. If I am just 10% like him one day, I think I can die happily. Jerma, if you ever read this, which you likely won't: I love you from the bottom of my heart (platonically) and I just want you to succeed in life, because if there's one person that deserves it, it's you. Never change who you are, because what you are, is simply beautiful. Thanks for being here with us, Jerma. P.S.: You're also ridiculously handsome and pretty P.P.S.: Also Jerma please play Overtime, you're in that game

Jerma is a talented cartographer who would never let natural geography best him in a travel plan.

I hope jerma wont be disappointed when he sees the map of europe for the first time

Its like past Jerma knew he would rewatch his old minecraft video and just shitposted the entire episode

DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH

The visible physical agony when he's watching himself do the world seed gets me every time

'You put 4000 people in that room, I'll kill it'

Hello ladies and gentleman welcome to episode one of "Jerma craft" the series when i play Minecraft, This is gonna be a single player let's play and when i say "let's play" I use that term preety losely because I'm an idiot in this game, youre gonna see lots of fails, lots of triumphs, at least I'm hopeing, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffe

LIFE IN SPAIN *I HATE*

Can't wait to see "Anthony Banthony" in the next rumble

Yeah-Yeah, what do you got for me, smaller than average Byeah?

GOTTA GET BACK BACK TO THE PAST SAMURAI *jermacraft*

Surprisingly, Jerma is the only person I have seen that wants to get rid of political parties. The most fucking rational thought I have ever heard about politics, and it came from the guy who died to Pinwheel.

I can't believe Dean Dingus killed three people.

9:38 Jerma listened to my impression video on stream. Now its on 2ndJerma. Dream. Come. True. My only regret is that he only watched 45 seconds of it. He missed some spicy Jermemes ;_;

Is this the guy who threatened to delete *his own video* on stream?!?!

lots of fails, lots of triumphs

Jerma's the old friend that makes you automatically smile whenever you see him.

The earth is not flat, the earth is not round. The earth is Jerma, just take a look at his accurate map of Europe.

And today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

Dean Dingus (R) and Anthony Banthony (D) for the next Jerma Rumble plz

Dean Dingus for Jerma Rumble

Smaller than Average Byeah for JermaRumble2019

Jerma is correct on politics. Our two party system sucks.

I want Jerma as my geograhpy teacher now

JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond wa Kudakenai lol Cheeseburgah

Jerma, I would like to be your friend.

Its amazing how little youve changed

*LIFE IS HATE, I PAIN*

Jerma:"You wanna talk politics? Okay, we'll talk politics" Mods:"Jerma no!" Jerma:"Jerma yes!"

One of these days I'm going to be walking around Boston and discover The Real Jerma985, and it will be a profoundly uncomfortable experience for the both of us. And it will be amazing.

It's been 3 years and I still have no clue what he meant with that beer drinking part.

I fucking love Jerma's teeth

We’re going for a *SKYDIVE* **muffled WAIT, WHAT? in the distance**

DRUNK MAN GOES ON RANT ABOUT POLITICS

LIFE IS COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN

JERMA MANDELLA EFFECTS HIMSELF SO HARD HE DELETES KUNG FU PANDA FROM EXISTENCE

George Washington actually said himself that we should not have political parties. People forgot about that pretty quickly.

Jerma, i love this kind of videos. Just you rambling and ranting about whatever is on your mind. Please do more like that, i think you have some very interesting thoughts and opinions.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode 1 of JermaCraft, the series where I play minecraft. This is going to be a single player letsplay, and when I say letsplay, I use that term *heh* pretty loosely, because I'm an idiot in this game. You're going to see lots of fails, youre going to see lots of triumpts, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a cup of cofFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN

You may get this comment enough times for it to become less believable, but let me reaffirm that this is true: your content makes us happy. People find thousands of movies, games, entertainers, etc. to help take their minds off of whatever they're going through, but there's a reason that so many have not only chosen you, but stuck with you for so long. I used to think that the whole "you helped me through a hard time" was kinda bullshit, and to a certain extent, I would hope that people going through a rough patch in their lives don't rely too heavily on a stranger's upload schedule to feel happy. But after a similar personal experience, I can now say that I really get it. Days when the stream was live were easier days, and when I tuned in to see you watching the video I made, that was the best day. Thank you so much, for what you've done for me, and for what you continue to do for people all over.

even 4 years later i have no clue what he means by "viideoos"

Ill be honest. i like real jerma. i like real jerma a lot.

>Samurai Jack in the intro >11/10 video already take my like, damn it.

Breaking news: POTUS is a guy

18:56 - Best moment in the entire video. You really outdid yourself. Makes me laugh every time

Jerma's "Europe" map proves he lives in a different, happier timeline than the rest of us.

D) Anthony Banthony R) Dean Dingus I) Jeremy “The Hotdog” Elbertson

Sometimes when my fiance and I walks around we say ''Anthony Banthony'' and just laugh at each other. Bless you Jerma

"what video am I most proud of?" "..well the obvious *question* is the live-action rumble." well played jerma

"And we are gonna go for a skydive." "ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ??"

Holy shit jerma.. Thank you for your intro!

2:23 Jerma you're not signed in to RU-vid, your main source of content?!?! *Disgraceful*

2011 Jerma for Jerma Rumble

bunger bunger bunger bunger bunger bunger

Jeremy nine hundred and eighty five

I love this channel. it feels like vintage Jeremy

Dean Dingus is the Zodiac Killer.

I GOT CHILDHOOD FLASHBACKS WITH THAT INTRO

It's very interesting that he was completely unable to place the UK, Greece, Spain, or Ireland on a map but almost got Lithuania

I’m voting for Dean Dingus, I like strangling people

Every European watching Jerma plan out his dream trip to Europe just sitting there trying not to laugh.

It all started with the big bang.

Jerma is so likable

I would actually go to a Olympic event that featured competitive MONOPOLY even if it's hosted in Somalia

5:45 jerma does the sus face

HE DOESNT KNOW

*JERMACRAFT* NEXT STREAM PLEASE

It all started with a big bang

Local alien "jerma985" admits to killing four thousand people

Jerma's politics: *AWFUL LAWFUL GOOD!*

covfefe cheetahs chocking

I really love how Jerma used to be like a generic trendy youtuber, but he got off that path and now is no doubt the most funniest person I have ever seen in my life. Loves for Jerma.

“Old washed up youtuber tries to relive the good old days”

I can't believe he killed 4,000 people in a room

Coffee cheetos chicken.

Haha! Never knew England was geographically connected to Spain, thought there was a body of water in there somewhere.

Jerma: I promise I won't get political Jerma (3 drinks later): Lets talk about Social Security for a second

That politics talk about getting rid of parties.. Fucking *preach* So much real talk. I've thought about that a lot.

three years later I still don't know what he meant by "videos"

I USED TO LOVE OTTOS ADVENTURE

Jerma's ancestral home of Ireland, right in between Russia and Iceland.

So who's gonna be the first person to claim DeanDingusStrangled3People.Com?

Alienation and capitalism by Jerma the hotdog Elbertson

22:18 Lithuania Mention had me surprised :o glad to be noticed

Back to back jerma videos? Christmas came early this year

Coffee Cheetos Chicken is the most elusive Jerma Joke. That's why its stuck around for so long.

I got so excited when he said Lithuania.Thanks jerma i tought my country was extremely irrelevent

He doesn't know omegalul

My reaction when people ask me about my IRL life; *LIFE IS PAIN, I HA-*

Jesus it feels like yesterday I was watching your TF2 videos with STAR_ while wait for my tf2 round to start on my crappy computer (that’s broken now)

The dog video is adorable...

As a map nerd, the europe you drew just hurt me on a deep emotional level

Jerma’s real name is Dean Dingus 100%

Here's some feedback on this video: I really really enjoyed everything about this video. A good mix of seriousness, realness, and jokes. The length is very attractive as well. I'd like to see more like this in the future if possible. Keep up the great work :)

I want to see jerma draw and label the entire planet

As fun as it is to joke about how you were in the past, you've always been funny and positive and I hope you continue to do so! Even watching the weird Jerma Craft videos makes me strangely happy! You're still my favorite youtuber after all these years.

Whens Jerma gonna beat Minecraft on STREAM?

A youtube streamer who doesn't take sides in politics is a rare commodity. Big respect to him for that. But then he starts trying to troll the chat because they got pissed at him for it.. THAT was priceless. (The reason I know, is because one of the left/right's favorite come-backs to people who don't take sides is "what do you stand for, then?", which is basically just a salty bait question..)