thank you very much for uploading this and doing the subtitles! I had to stop the video to laugh my eyes out at "thank you, Bård - thank you, Vegard - thank you, Bård" :D :D :D
It's not that uncommon to "cut the cord"/get a vasectomy. It's just a tube that gets cut and sealed. The owner of the ding dong doesn't feel any pain. But they might smell it :)