Nobody: *Guy on Maury walks on stage* Audience: Everyone, BOO THIS NIGGA!!! *15 minutes later* Maury: You are NOT the Father Audience: 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Guy: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽 Woman: 🏃🏾♀🏃🏾♀🏃🏾♀
@@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING nah it’s just they’re given directions on when to cheer and boo and other stuff and the best crowd gets edited into the real Cut
@@cliffordjackson3 Nah my guy, a 180 is 2 90 degree turns. A 360 is a full circle. You're not completely wrong on the "360" thing either, because it's basically saying that they do one thing, then double back and do the complete opposite.
I'm happy for myself. I'm 26 and no kids. I've been working and taking care of myself. I know for me there plenty of fish in the sea. Fellas please strap up. 💯
They cheer for whoever the producers tell them to. I’ve been in an audience before. They have plants too. Usually they’re the first and/or loudest person you hear booing and cheering.
@@angelique707 That's the point tho. They let producers control their reactions. If a man stepping up to the plate and is gladly take responsibility. I'm not gonna boo that man..... Producers can kick rocks. I'm clapping
The thing that pisses me off about these is that the crowd always boos the dudes who actively _want_ to be in their kids' lives. Then, if it's revealed that they are the father, they suddenly switch gears and are all happy for him as if they _weren't_ booing him in the first place.
I heard of a guy whose condom was sabotaged by his semi-serious girlfriend to lock him down with a baby. He wanted a paternity test and it destroyed the relationship. When the test came back with him as the father, he told her he had Huntington's disease. The reason he asked for the test was he hoped she had been unfaithful so he wouldn't have brought a child into the world who might die the same way he will. Some said he should have told his girlfriend he had it. I say it's his own personal medical history, and he made sure always to use condoms, so he wasn't at fault, in my opinion.
Ugh I would have been pissed off too at ol boy yelling at me like he's her momma "told you I was the father" And 🥧🥧🥧 "two flags in one sentence" 🤣🤣🤣 dammit 🤣🤣
Guy is actually the father,ross: what,where are we,in some other universe? Guy says he can't produce kids and can't be father cause he doesn't drink milk,ross: nah,we in the right universe 😭💀
I’m angry. I JUST found your videos. I’m watching stuff 1, 4, 5 yrs old and I have been missing out all this time?! Damn. Your ‘Try not to laugh and have to drink some Henney if you do’ stuff has been killing me and now Maury?!! I can’t. Your shit is hysterical 😂I love you all-2 guys, 3 guys, 5-6 guys in the videos I’ve been watching…golden. My stomach hurts-shit, I may have a 6 pack by the time I’m done watching all of this🤣🥰😘🖤
remember the episode from boondocks when Huey was losing IQ because of watching black shows that are just full of themselves. that's me when it comes to this edition of you are/are not the father
Yo the situation between Jenise, Bishop and Nicole is wild like Nicole told her son Bishop and his girlfriend Jenise “no baby makin’ in my house” cuz see Bishop and Jenise violated 2 rules, rule #1 “no baby makin’ in Nicole’s house” rule #2 they had “no money” to buy condoms so to me that Bishop had money to buy condoms but Jenise must’ve told Bishop “don’t buy no condoms” so Bishop and Jenise must’ve had at least $40-$50 to buy a pack of condoms Nicole should’ve kicked them out the house
Some of these reasons as to why the guy isn't isn't the father trips me out! Then why is it the mothers are so sure then they take off running when the results come back with "You are NOT the father?" They knew the possibility 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plus the audience is confused as hell lol! Y'all commentary made this sooo much more hilarious!!
Maury is really just funny as hell and Dub n Ross watching it the same way a lot of us did makes it better. The random yelling in the introductions of people, the women who go on the show acting like they didn’t do other people and then act surprised when the wrong dude isn’t the father
We have books and videos and stuff for people who need to learn anatomy and physiology- specifically reproduction. Milk - no dude. Abstinence is the only 100% way not to father children. Condoms break, vasectomies sometimes fail, women can get pregnant while on the pill, facts. I’m not sure how sorting out your personal life on television helps anyone with anything…. seriously. ❤️
