You Laugh, You Lose $500 w/ jschlatt 

JACK IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE OVER THAT MUSIC

love how out of the 2 hours and 22 minutes all people can talk about is the first 50 seconds 😭😭

the way im not paying attention to a single word jack is saying in the intro bc of napstablooks theme taking the spotlight-

Eardrums are shattered, but can't stop that Jeminem grind

The music in the intro is so loud but I'm still on that jack manifold grind

Toby Fox may be taking control but im still on that jack manifold grind

Turn the music up louder, i can still hear you talking

currently going deaf from how loud the intro music is but I can't stop the Jack Manifold grind

Please keep the intro and don't reupload the video it's too funny

Currently wheezing my ass off because I can tell what the actual hell jack manifold is saying in the intro but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

Schlatt getting progressively more drunk and falling more and more in love with his cat and not caring about what they were doing is just too relatable lol

LMAOO THE MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING

27:55 seeing Schlatt crying right next to Jack trying to hold on his laughter is actually hilarious

I can't with the loud ass nabstablook theme dude 😂😂

losing my shit because the video is 2:22:22 long but I'm still on that Jack Manifold Grind

THE FUCKING AUDIO MIXING JACK SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE NAPSTABLOOK oh there it goes

Currently at the hospital for a concussion, but it won't stop that Jake manifold grind.

Losing sleep, can't stop that J.Eminem grind

The unadulterated panic in jacks eyes when schlatt says "I would fuck that baby up" at 13:55 is not talked about enough

"Ive never lost a life first" That one YLYL stream with Ranboo where Jack lost all three lives himself Edit: Guys I defo put LYLY intentionally this was all part of my master plan.

Finally, I was looking for something to watch while getting drunk alone

Currently running from the feds for 3rd degree Shaboingery, but I can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

41:22 Schlatts trauma from this guy is so funny

JACK. JACK THE MUSIC ITS TAKING YOU

22:25 - the medical definition of a finger is "any apendage on the hand that has 3 apposable joints." Under this definition the thumb is also deemed a finger because, not only are its distal and proximal phalanges apposable joints, but unlike the other four fingers, it's metacarpal is also a joint, fitting it under the medical definition of a finger. So, per doctors the thumb is a finger.

32:28 Schlatt recognising Flula Borg immediately made my day

1:58:23 He shouted “urethra!” instead of “eureka!” and nobody noticed

the music is so loud and then it suddenly goes so quiet with no warning im fucking crying 😭😭😭😭

The difference between thumbs and fingers is that thumbs have 1 joint (2 if you count where it connects to the hand) and fingers have 2 joints (3 if you count where it connects to the hands).

Between the intro and the lack of credits in the description, I can tell Jack really took his time to put a signature touch on the editing

Currently being beaten to death by a pigeon with a Mohawk in a subway holding a baseball bat but cant stop that jack manifold grind.

Did not hear a single word of the intro. Thank you Jack this is why I watch you

plot twist: the music isnt actually that loud, were all just going deaf and its the only thing we can hear

7:40 12:15 19:55 24:10 25:20 27:55 😭 34:17 38:00 42:00 45:33 49:19 1:04:33 1:15:40 😭 1:19:50 1:28:49 1:30:06 1:37:40 1:40:40 1:43:42 1:45:50 1:50:45 1:56:40 😭 1:59:03 2:03:09

Currently getting tinnitus from the intro, can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THE INTRO

currently not hearing jack manifold but i can't stop that jack manifold grind

jsclatt just suddenly crying sent me

12:15 you could tell Schloppy was holding a laugh in for at *least* a whole 30 seconds there lmao.

I love that there is some random Finnish guy donating large sums of money to show these two multiple finnish memes they just cannot understand

I legit thought I had the music playing on my end somehow

Manifold, please, turn the music up. We can still hear you

7:40 that witch laugh tho 💀

The intro to this vod is hilariously funnier than the entire stream

the time of the video is exactly 2:22:22, nice

Currently trying to recover my hearing after that intro but we can’t stop that jack manifold grind!! 💪💪💪

Standard size coffee mug 3-4 tbsp canned coconut milk 2 tbsp sweetened condensed milk Table cream(18%) to about halfway up the cup Boiled water to top 1-2 bags black tea A sprinkle of nutmeg or cinnamon(but pumpkin pie spice mix works best) Drink hot or cold

When the music gets louder and louder but you can still hear him

MY MAN IS BEING SILENCED WITH THAT MUSIC DAWG

Turning the music up in the intro was actually such a good play I actually couldn't skip it because it would cut off the funny song.

All the laughs 27:50 37:48 2:20:35

The Wilber clips haven’t aged well

Jschlatt has been appearing on every channel other than his own.

Schlatt knowing Shane from smosh's iCarly role lore was not on my 2024 bingo card but I appreciate it

The intro was fine I guess. Felt a bit empty though, maybe he should add music next time

8:26 is when the laughing and losing starts

the way schlatt was cackling and just came back into frame unphased is scary

JACK YOURE TOO FAR AWAY COME BACK I CANT HEAR YOU

Jack: yappin Music: a jam

18:56 SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPED😭

i love how the ylyl was just 25% schlatt trauma dumping 50% unfunny videos and 25% cat cameos

Jack might be getting a bit ghoulie and ghostie from the beginning music, but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

Whoever paid like £50 for the 80's music analysis guy with A-ha and Bittersweet symphony has really earned my respect🤘🏻🔥🔥

Vid stars at 0:00 👍

Markiplier calls the kitty 'Portuguese' as he played the game in Portuguese as it was made by his editor, who happens to speak Portuguese, named Lixian. The game just had Portuguese subtitles, greatly disappointing Mark. So instead of 'Meow' the kitty would say Mão, as the kitty was Portuguese.

7:47 Nothing made me laugh harder than that cackle 💀

is schlatt coming off a coke binge lmfao why is he hittin that menthol sprayer so much

starting on Bénédictine, what a cultured gentleman

Just had intense tooth surgery but can't stop that Jack manifold grind

The intro of this gives me the same feeling as when a customer is going on about something and the radio in my head is looping

Im suprised that finland was mentioned over 2 times in one video its amazing

I never noticed how quiet Jack was...

28 minutes in and shat is crying incredible work

I swear Schlatt must've modeled his personality entirely around NY and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The way i thought RU-vid glitched and played the napstablook theme over the video and I got so confused trying to stop the music 😭

Seeing these two react to Brandon Rogers for the first time gave me life

Oh my fucking god, I was watching the vod thinking it was like recently streamed And when I saw the WilburSoot donation I was like "Ok, that's fucked up" But then when he said "Oh, a donation for Wilbur Soot" I was sweating like a fucking rain cloud And then when they started adressing him without you know, any "awkwardness" I was like "Wait a second, this vod CAN'T be recent right?"

schlatt knowing the shayne topp lore is NOT something i thought he would know lmfao

33:06 homie just randomly flips off the camera 😭

My favorite part about this video is that you just can’t hear him in the intro

How does this man look like the riddler, scout, and eminem all at the same time.

Currently in the middle of devouring the equivalent of a whole chicken but can't stop that Eminem grind

bro REALLY likes his music

The time length is perfect broooo

Currently in debt but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind!

It’s nice to see jack finally blinking in his intros

this is slim shady

Currently shitting myself but can’t stop that jack manifold grind❤

This ain't eminem, this skittle

the music is too quiet in the beginning please turn it up 🙏

20:01 gotta love kagamine len the maraca boi

Clearing trenches in Passchendale but you can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

start music is too quiet

John Mew was my dentist and his son took over from him. he owned a literal castle

Not a regular viewer, but it's funny how the viewers sent such unfunny videos to the point where it devolved to radio shows and basic celebrity interviews

27:07 “wonderful-“ *beep* “line”

The music in the intro made me pause the video to see if my Spotify randomly started playing 😭😭

aintnoway no one laughed for 2 hours for schlatt to fold to an unexpected "oh"

27:47 did anybody else notice THE mrtoasten donate?! jack is unworthy of mrtoasten’s kindness…

The loud ass intro was actually a 400 iq move by jack to get dozens of people to comment about it thus boosting his engagement