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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THESE IMPOSSIBLY STUPID ANIME SUBTITLES. (feat. CrankGameplays)

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// LINKS AND SHIZ //
Ethan (CrankGameplays): / @ethan
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► SECOND CHANNEL: / @joeytheanimeman
► TWITTER: / thean1meman
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► FACEBOOK: / thean1meman
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.

@alexisawelikesmusic1000 7 лет назад

"People die if they are killed." 🌈The more you know 🌈

@t3ras74 7 лет назад

alexisawe plays tfm Being alone is lonely

@Jun-cz9cv 7 лет назад

i have fun being alone... cuz ican masturbate all day

@HVdv-cq7nz 6 лет назад

But... what about the horrible pain you get after your 10-11th time??

@t3ras74 6 лет назад

H. Vdv I don't know, the most times I've masturbated in a day was when I masturbated 6 times in a day and I didn't feel any pain.

@HVdv-cq7nz 6 лет назад

Well, I once masturbated 11 times after each other. I will never forget the pain I felt after that... You'll get it once you've tried it.

@Kahoneki 5 лет назад

"People die if they are killed." "Things are things if they are things." That is deep... bruh

@beansforsalewahoo 5 лет назад

Objects are objects if they are things

@mustardtitsthemurdermaster3486 5 лет назад

Moo means moo

@Talonistrying 5 лет назад

R/Im14andthisisdeep

@ASlutty9SUnit 4 года назад

Fun things are fun

@stuarthutzler6670 4 года назад

"Life needs things to live." ~Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

@falco7626 4 года назад

"People die if they are killed." *HMMM YES, THIS FLOOR IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

@doomslayer343 4 года назад

A minute passes for every 60 seconds in Africa

@Setazy 4 года назад

Cristian Galindo Woah it does?

@galihindra7133 4 года назад

Then what if they died because of illness, they dont die?

@falco7626 4 года назад

@@galihindra7133 No, they don't. They unlock sandbox mode

@leila_rshdn 4 года назад

You forgot to say every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

@wendigo6188 4 года назад

I’m confused Ethan is literally the best person ever and friends with like every RU-vidr but he doesn’t have more than a million subs?!

@bxwieknxfe 4 года назад

Now he does!

@ashlesnec44 4 года назад

Hell yeah he does

@greencityorgization7372 4 года назад

now he does ;)

@squids6987 4 года назад

OBJECTION

@arlis6781 4 года назад

He does now

@d.fujoshi1613 6 лет назад

“People die if you don’t catch the ball” - Baseball Boiz

@discipleofcabelloism1591 6 лет назад

D.Fujoshi feel like this could actually be an anime

@jasonjung6433 5 лет назад

sounds like angel beats

@beansforsalewahoo 5 лет назад

They did, unfortunately.

@aidanpina1182 4 года назад

I'd watch it

@aidenember4640 4 года назад

It's so stupid to be anime

@SaturnHunter_ 4 года назад

Ethan: it’s about a young boy with powers more than he can handle and he’s got to figure them out Did you mean: *the plot to every hero anime ever made*

@axatu7716 4 года назад

*cough* my hero academia *cough*

@SaturnHunter_ 4 года назад

Chaos. I’m not gonna say you’re wrong, because you aren’t

@genderenigma8276 4 года назад

Ah...shonen....

@marcylleevemealone 4 года назад

@@axatu7716 I mean technically a guy who went from powerless to the most op person in the series

@Anna-fc5pk 4 года назад

*gizmo daddy

@user-uo7ko9xw4w 4 года назад

“People die if they are killed” reminds me of a very seriously written sentence in my Very Professional psychology textbook. “Many people die as a result of being murdered.” Wow really? You don’t say!

@alam5055 3 года назад

Well, it's true, because you can die from other causes too, like illness, accident etc. so many people, but not all, die by being murdered. It's just worded in a funny way.

@user-uo7ko9xw4w 3 года назад

@@alam5055 I know, I just found it funny that they had to specify that they died when being murdered literally means being killed lol

@gretablackwell495 3 года назад

I remember once my local newspaper printed the words “murdered to death” without a trace of irony

@lakshaykochhar6799 3 года назад

I swear to god, it feels like Shirou himself wrote this bullsh*t.

@Endershock1678 3 года назад

Fun Fact: If you go to "Germanic Folklore" on Wikipedia, the first sentence is "Germanic folklore is the folklore of the Germanic peoples". Thanks Wikipedia, I never would have guessed.

@qlanted8545 5 лет назад

“Being alone is lonely” 🌈 The More You Know

@ivymuncher 4 года назад

kill me there’s a pretty big difference between being alone and lonely

@fastrace8195 4 года назад

@@ivymuncher Well there is, but if you read it with no context it sounds kind of like the same

@Ravenlion13 4 года назад

Joey: "orphan and poor kind of go hand in hand" *Bruce Wayne intensifies*

@Kuumin 4 года назад

He's rich dude

@Ravenlion13 4 года назад

@@Kuumin yeah that was kinda my point lol. They dont for all orphans

@Kuumin 4 года назад

@@Ravenlion13 I misread

@r4nd0mguy99 7 месяцев назад

also: Ayasaki Hayate is technically not an orphan, but he might as well be. Does getting abandoned/sold by your parents count as being an orphan?

@Muni_Puni 7 лет назад

"(Translators note: moo means moo)" best. Note. EVER.

@anshulghatge2147 7 лет назад

Munise Yasar "waa" "Translator's note: 'waa' means 'waa'

@Muni_Puni 7 лет назад

Anshul Ghatge purfect👌

@nataliechavez6140 7 лет назад

Omg it's Florence I love ur profile pic

@Muni_Puni 7 лет назад

N.C. Liz omg thank you! (/^▽^)/

@yeovmxngaming 6 лет назад

Me as a translator. And Florence thoooooo ;)

@dementia3499 4 года назад

Ethan 2017: Ew vegemite and licorice ew. Ethan 2020: Let me just driNK PISS AND HAVE MYSELF A PEE SAUNA.

@user-zp5mk6jj1h 3 года назад

also eat dog food and bugs

@Jerry_Freestyle 3 года назад

Momento Mori....

@alexanderjoshbustamante3203 3 года назад

Memento Mori

@mermaidjaydel25 3 года назад

Momento mori

@ashofthefallen5550 3 года назад

It's like as soon as it ended, Eef appears on alot other channels from the past, thru the digital death of ■■■■

@kin4386 5 лет назад

I would pay to watch an Anime called Baseball Boiz.

@finnvost9349 5 лет назад

closest i can recommend is JoJo stardust Crusaders for the Hey ! That's a baseball ! game

@HappyElsen 4 года назад

There's an older anime called Ookiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/Oofuri (alternate names, same anime) if you're still interested. It's just a bunch of kids playing baseball and trying to succeed, and of course building teamwork and friendship along the way. It's pretty nice.

@iamsnake4754 4 года назад

I wouldn't baseball is boring but then again anime makes boring things non boring

@ildefonsobaguio6981 3 года назад

Gizmo daddyy

@blazekit2694 3 года назад

Is there a movie

@Jamjamsart 7 лет назад

"this Ramen is my girlfriend" i mean, honestly, same

@haichie1341 6 лет назад

Im kinda late but i read your username as "Noodle Bags"

@olli_trash 5 лет назад

It wasn't even a anime lol it's a olddd cartoon thats newer called voltron

@lilredstrawberriez 5 лет назад

So... Then you eat her?

@rockyrockyroad 7 лет назад

This is kinda weird to me because I found ogchan by watching the anime man, and found Ethan through og, and now Ethan and joey are collating. The circle is complete.

@tnkbale1 7 лет назад

You know it's not impossible because i knew shoot him to death without killing him

@bunniesWHISPERSasmr 7 лет назад

Erica Burbank Thats a square, isn't it?

@stuchly1 7 лет назад

i am only interested in that good succ! XD

@crystalw_725 7 лет назад

neko Warrior more like a triangle

@justarandomhuman4043 6 лет назад

Erica Burbank im the 666th liker llol and thats a cool coincidence

@ventirulz19 5 лет назад

"I am interested only in twelve-year-olds!" .....Sebastian Micheales?

@nanami4245 5 лет назад

SSOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@devilmethewitch2024 4 года назад

Mori-sensei

@kitkat_zelda2409 4 года назад

No. Just No.

@snowypewpew184 4 года назад

Ooohhhh noooooooo lol

@laplayplay 4 года назад

Oh fuck...

@hoon_ie4035 4 года назад

just imagine Mark, Ethan and Tyler in one room with Joey... *oh god*

@tonyamuller3797 4 года назад

i would love to see that result XD

@blytobyn5437 4 года назад

Guest star on Unus Annus

@salthesock1546 4 года назад

Playing cards against humanity.. *… ANIME EDITION.*

@SkeleMuffin 4 года назад

Galaxy Potato I’d die to see that

@aidenember4640 4 года назад

That would be heaven and hell at the same time

@micapowder1221 6 лет назад

“People die if they are killed” Me: people get oxygen when they breathe

@beeisverycool 5 лет назад

People cry when tears fall

@moonstudio4613 5 лет назад

people smile if they are happy

@peepawliliavanrouge 5 лет назад

people release carbon dioxide when they exhale

@moleesther4858 5 лет назад

Goku powers up when he inverts ultra instinct

@scythehound 5 лет назад

Every 60 seconds a minute passes

@satanloona2100 7 лет назад

"Don't call him Gizmo Daddy" *how bout i do anyw a y*

@cute60666 7 лет назад

min yoon gi's beauty sleep 1. That made my day 2. ARMY LETS GOOOOO

@tanushrishah2884 7 лет назад

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Nice Bill Wurtz reference there

@Yellhoe 7 лет назад

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Armyyy

@satanloona2100 7 лет назад

1. Bill Wurtz is gr9 2. ARMYYYYYY

@ilovepandas15 7 лет назад

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Henlo otaku army

@LovelyLina034 4 года назад

"Get in the _____" Me: GET IN THE TRUNK!!!

@tonyamuller3797 4 года назад

not the only one who thought that lol

@evelynrocksyourlife 4 года назад

mee too XD

@kakyoinnoriaki2875 4 года назад

I thought of boat xD

@sensenzel 3 года назад

i thought "get in the van" LMAOOOO

@bkirkpa1 3 года назад

Get in the boot(y).

@jacobbarker4180 4 года назад

3 years later and I bet people are still calling him gizmo daddy

@therobotfromirobot 4 года назад

I only knew him from these videos for years and thought he was called gizmo daddy :(

@ZaxorVonSkyler 3 года назад

He'll always be Unus!

@Rhino123freak Год назад

He graduated to the Gongoozler

@potatonugget7645 6 лет назад

"people die if they are killed" *N-NANI?!?!?*

@miriammm1476 6 лет назад

I guessed the "shoot her to death without killing her" one :D

@cherryblossom1084 5 лет назад

MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas same 🤗

@asphyxiatingfish 5 лет назад

I just watched that part when I saw this comment

@whatthefridge1o1 5 лет назад

Same

@snev5188 4 года назад

Me tu

@RhynoBytes857 4 года назад

Me too

@thesaltiestspoon 5 лет назад

The last one made me die I'm literally typing this from the afterlife _moo means moo_

@Shlrms_ 4 года назад

Me looking at the thumbnail: is.....is that Ethan?

@kuroexmachina 4 года назад

no it's Unus

@StupidWeb 4 года назад

No it's gizmo daddy, aka crankgameplays

@kuroexmachina 4 года назад

No it's EEF

@AshNRoses4409 3 года назад

No it's _the gongoozler_

@tinypierson1020 3 года назад

Yep

@loneghostash9376 7 лет назад

I'm crying, Ethan why are you here? 😂

@jordansmellssquishy7662 7 лет назад

Ikr? This is the anime section lmao 😂

@ragejay1063 7 лет назад

loneghostash ikr I was like why the hell is he here 😂😂🤣

@davell1078 7 лет назад

loneghostash they're buddies since, I don't know, like a year or something.

@Netizpossible 7 лет назад

loneghostash Joey is training Ethan to release his inner Weeb. You think your regular 24 hour binge is enough. Try watching every episode of One Piece, without any breaks.

@anthonychessar7179 7 лет назад

I know right! who's next: Markiplier?

@stalkerzhs1864 7 лет назад

11:24 The correct answer was actually "The goddamn robot Shinji"

@temarinara77 7 лет назад

StalkerZHS lol

@elitesoni5086 7 лет назад

im glad i wasn't the only one who thought this

@JeroenO129 7 лет назад

@animal6124 7 лет назад

Yessssss

@boopsboops6250 7 лет назад

Joey can't be a weeaboo, weeaboos pretend to be japanese, JOEY IS JAPANESE!!

@rachelmacaron3280 5 лет назад

Salmiakki is a finnish candy, wich we finns love. Shout out to the finns

@underworld_fez5180 5 лет назад

Rachel Macaroon IM LATE BUT HERE HI

@underworld_fez5180 5 лет назад

lol moi

@finnvost9349 5 лет назад

i'm not finnish but my name is Finn, does that count?

@r4nehd26 5 лет назад

Torilla tavataan!

@maijaavea5337 5 лет назад

Salmiakki is like mu favourite candy fazerin supersalmiakki on kyl parasta SUAMI

@toxicsamantha2135 5 лет назад

You forgot "Why did berserker go beserk" And "The archer class is really made up of archers." Which are from the same universe as "If I defeat the enemy, will you buy me pants." And "People die if they are killed."

@Shihlyse 5 лет назад

Don't forget "just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right" and "when you have a birthday , you celebrate being born"

@pabliiiiitox 4 года назад

That's why fate is a fucking masterpiece

@amittesukku 7 лет назад

Ethan is the special link between the gaming community and the anime community. Edit: A surprising amount of people doesn't even bother to ask what I mean. It's incredible.

@rendermanable 7 лет назад

i guess the most obvious one is pewdiepie!!

@bombames 7 лет назад

Amitte Sukku what about stuff like the tales series?

@xrrgr 7 лет назад

Silver yeah

@amyplaysgrowtopia9704 7 лет назад

I'm a simple woman. I see Yoosung, I like the comment.

@millieloves2 7 лет назад

hes like the avatar (korra or aang)

@guaage 6 лет назад

at 14:13 I accidentally went back to 14:03 and it was fucking amazing “ How can you say you love her, if you can’t even *BUy mE pAnTS* “

@chloes_.closet_ 5 лет назад

* W H A*

@iskdea8461 5 лет назад

14:12 Messed up a second there probably)

@nanami4245 5 лет назад

I just did it and omg its so funny lolol

@whatthefridge1o1 5 лет назад

Omfggg thats hilarious

@HexArtificer-ok 5 лет назад

Crank: "Are you sure I won't die?" Anime Man: "No- I've had these before" Sorry man. You may die.

@weebyes2951 4 года назад

As a person who has lived with 50 cows for 10 years i can confirm moo means moo

@weeaboojesus6360 6 лет назад

In 1600's england suicide was punishable by death, they were watching too much anime i think

@catnip-it8rx 5 лет назад

Didn't know anime existed since 1600

@Nobody-707 5 лет назад

@@catnip-it8rx Well it does noe

@mcsquid6861 5 лет назад

@@catnip-it8rx r/woooosh

@mcsquid6861 5 лет назад

@Yousif Saad check the comment i replied to

@cruzmaldonado9897 5 лет назад

@@mcsquid6861 r/woosh

@kathrynson850 4 года назад

"Capture him if he's alive. If he's not, kill him." 😂😂😂

@lunaversalias918 4 года назад

The "get a afro" one is from Ja-pan a bread cooking manga/anime. Same with the one about drying a cat in the microwave.

@_helvetixa 4 года назад

wasn't the cow one also from Yakitate Japan?

@lunaversalias918 4 года назад

@@_helvetixa there is a chance but unless you find the part that it shows up in we couldn't know for sure.

@_helvetixa 4 года назад

Luna Versalias it is. I remember it vividly. I didn’t finish it but I did get to that part XD

@momotech7648 7 лет назад

His reaction to "We're sorry about leaving the kitchen." gets me every fucking time.

@swifterman9000 7 лет назад

that is from the anime reborn if you wanted to know, and it has good context. he told them to stay there cause they were in serious danger. but its still funny out of context.

@momotech7648 7 лет назад

Ah. Thanks. Still, his "Wooah." noise makes me laugh (atleast internally) every damn time.

@Greedism 7 лет назад

Momotech 764 OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU

@momotech7648 7 лет назад

Was that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?

$@ifrac.1490$

@ifrac.1490 7 лет назад

can you explain what it means out of context? so confused..

@lollineko4087 6 лет назад

"The whole thing!" "Swallow it!" "Come back!" "He doesn't like salty things" "Your spit will only taste like that "

@Nobody-707 5 лет назад

Where are the fanfic writers

@Nobody-707 5 лет назад

"I tried to bite into it but it was too hard so I had to suck on it"

@Nobody-707 5 лет назад

@Pirakat.bts write

@lilredstrawberriez 5 лет назад

Ohmygod whyyyyy

@zee3018 5 лет назад

Omg random quotes out of context though

@Emma-zr8qc 4 года назад

Me before watching the video: "Ethan is a weeb/otaku?" Me two minutes into the video: "See, that makes a lot more sense."

@reddragon-3115 4 года назад

The “show me your armpits” one actually makes sense if you watched the show it’s just been badly taken out of context

@k34o 3 года назад

I think that’s the case with a lot of these

@joemama-ie5zp 3 года назад

whats the anime called?

@omniscientomnipresent5500 3 года назад

Yeah, I watched it !

@omniscientomnipresent5500 3 года назад

@@joemama-ie5zp brynhldir in the darkness.

@kingsukhghosh1332 2 года назад

Yeah I think she had a small mark below her armpit and he wanted to see that to confirm if she was his childhood friend who saved his life and may have died.

@presleytheanimegirl 7 лет назад

I was expecting "BUT IT WAS I, DIO"

@pkmasterl 7 лет назад

Za Warudo

@lunatique1626 7 лет назад

presley the AnimeGirl KONO DIO DA

@Greedism 7 лет назад

presley the AnimeGirl OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU

@konodioda5378 7 лет назад

I FINALLY FOUND THIS COMMENT WRRRRYYY Y YY. Y Y Y

@thenim8999 7 лет назад

In fact I was expecting a screenshot from JoJo in general. I mean both the anime and the manga have so many hilarious out of context stuff he could do an entire video of JoJo lines.

@rosabowen731 6 лет назад

"This ramen is my girlfriend" is from Voltron, as I'm sure someone before me has said.

@keegansakura1307 5 лет назад

What season and episode?

@conwaysquest6961 4 года назад

That's Amuro Ray. From Mobile Suit Gundam.

@mirroroffthewall5932 4 года назад

It's actually from Galaxy Express 999

@RhynoBytes857 4 года назад

“Are you sure I’m not going to die?” “No.” “I’ve had these before.”

@ashofthefallen5550 3 года назад

Twas not his time

@crownclowncreations 4 года назад

Joey: pulls out Salmiakki as punishment Ethan: Ew blegh **spits it out** Me: Glances over at my 5 packs of Salmiakki at my desk _How dare-!_

@hayaku3909 3 года назад

se salmiakki syyään vikisemättä perkele

@CumAss Год назад

@@RD-ir5tw finnish id think

@kza6634 7 лет назад

Get in the zone, auto zone did anyone else automatically think of that

@baguettebtch 7 лет назад

Kiki Perkins i did!

@choerryontop 7 лет назад

me too

@kathiyrizarry 7 лет назад

Kiki Perkins yeah

@Yeventry 7 лет назад

Only us Americans probably

@mistytheshinxch 7 лет назад

Ofc, it's only the best jingle ever

@anartistthatlovesart2792 7 лет назад

I thought the cow was going to say *"Shit!"* like "Bull Shit!" But this is better XD

@hauntedheartss 4 года назад

Me: **sees thumbnail** it’s that Ethan? *_*reads title*_* IT IS MY BLUE BOIIII

@cihanvural7541 4 года назад

13:16 it's japanese v. was like "Hitori ga sabishii" it makes sense in japanese tho

@idontknowdude3021 4 года назад

It does make sense in English too, alone and lonely have different meanings, it just sounds goofy

@theradiantdehd3997 6 лет назад

"Who likes ammonia?" Me: Slowly raises hand sarcastically.

@grenmoyo3968 6 лет назад

TheRadiantDehd golden shower for you boi!

@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS 6 лет назад

McDonalds.

@user-je4kl3ej9h 6 лет назад

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! It's MgRonald's.

@adito8260 6 лет назад

TheRadiantDehd 7

@ouzei 6 лет назад

Oh boy salmiakki on khyl hyvää! 5/5

@drew-agay765 6 лет назад

"Probably like a normal person being strangled?" NO! You'd hear the gurgle of rainbows spewing from our mouths and magical sparkles floating around.

@mendelevium7408 6 лет назад

I can confirm this

@elisabethheiman2104 6 лет назад

Oh my God, this is so bad but I can't stop laughing.

@magicalpotato7158 5 лет назад

Weee

@lilredstrawberriez 5 лет назад

You are correct!

@Strangeness_coven 4 года назад

"People die if they are killed" not in anime!

@kosakasimp3243 4 года назад

Isabelle Heintz not In the every isekai

@hyacinthhireath 3 года назад

**joseph joestar intensifies**

@qwertious31 5 лет назад

This is like Anime Cards against Humanity But worse

@aidenember4640 4 года назад

But better*

@goji-woji1584 7 лет назад

People die if they are killed Don't drink and drive Edit: Holy shit I didn't think I would get this many likes

@Saya-ng1sl 7 лет назад

W.D. Gaster that's the way it's supposed to be~

@goji-woji1584 7 лет назад

ilikedota it was meant as a joke

@Saya-ng1sl 7 лет назад

W.D. Gaster but what he's saying is also a joke lmao

@goji-woji1584 7 лет назад

Linh Nguyen oh... my bad

@financialproblems9308 7 лет назад

just because your correct dosent mean your right

@hinatauchiha3923 7 лет назад

The anime man cannot be the anime man if he doesn't eat manga for breakfast.

@wafflesenpai7255 7 лет назад

Says the person named "Hinata Uchiha"

@wolgmiD 7 лет назад

>Hinata >Uchiha He has ascended weaboo life

@hinatauchiha3923 7 лет назад

Waffle Senpai My first name is hinata and uchiha was just cool sounding in my opinion I only know of like 3 or 4 anime.

@Eclipsed_Archon 7 лет назад

Hinata is your real first name? I always liked the name, means "facing the sun" right?

@wolgmiD 7 лет назад

asians can't be webs den

@Strainore 4 года назад

i actually got the "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" one ;D

@azuk689 4 года назад

some wise man in a far away city once said: *humans breathe if they inhale oxygen*

@aidenember4640 4 года назад

So, I HAVE been doing it wrong

@ban1me540 6 лет назад

"Those are some orphan clothes." Does this mean that Steve from Blue's Clues is an orphan?

@CDRandom 4 года назад

Yes. *sad violin intensifies*

@ohjeejayyt 6 лет назад

11:12 Ethan:get in the zone? Me:AUTO ZONE!!!!

@dreamaniax 6 лет назад

I'm wheezing!

@Starla-G 6 лет назад

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

@solusoren 6 лет назад

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

@verticallettuce3140 6 лет назад

I thought the same thing!

@nicolaecalmatui 6 лет назад

The FriendZONE ?

@rockpaperscissoring 5 лет назад

12:12 the memories of my first anime that was great but not for a 12 year old. Welp. Mistakes were made. Also that line out of content seems weird but he said it becouse of the fact that he had a friend that had 3 moles under her armpit. She died in a accident and the protagonist thought he'll never see her again. Many years later when he was in high school there was a new girl that got in that looked exactly like the "dead" friend. He in shock asked her if she remembered him and after she responded with a "no" he got mad and shouted the line put in the video. There's the explanation. Also the name of the anime is "brynhildr in the darkness"

@Hoshimaru57 5 лет назад

14:30 It IS from a hentai. I think it’s Nightshift Nurses, and sadly I found out the answer to that question. He loved her, he really really loved her. I didn’t realize it was THAT episode and I forgot what the show was called to avoid it. And then when things started going wrong I tried skipping to the 🍆 🌮 scenes and ran right into the answer. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

@zigmazero2879 4 года назад

RIP Hoshimaru57 "Never saw that scat tag"

@miacamille363 6 лет назад

*is this boku no pico?*

@blubclub5422 5 лет назад

Y e s

@whatthefridge1o1 5 лет назад

No joke other than pokemon...boku no pico was the first anime I watched😂😂😂

@a.tforshort4556 5 лет назад

@@whatthefridge1o1 What the f- XD

@bupcereal8384 5 лет назад

WhatTheFridge 1o1 I pray for you, please, stay safe.

@aidanpina1182 4 года назад

Pigeon

@user-ch7vc4qe2q 7 лет назад

You should've done "Nothing beats a _____________________"

@vex9134 7 лет назад

*JELLY FILLED DONUT*

@louisaniathemagnificent8246 7 лет назад

メルキオンジオバニ J e l l y f i l l e d d o n u t s

@kellydunavant8700 7 лет назад

メルキオンジオバニ *J E L L Y F I L L E D D O N U T*

@shootbob79ps42 7 лет назад

メルキオンジオバニ JALLA FALLD NUT.

@mightylargechip7052 7 лет назад

Michael awdry lol

@zuchvugoths1769 4 года назад

11:13 get in the zone, with autozone

@saintsofdecay 4 года назад

I love how there’s just a whole bunch of Aki fanart in the back

@arilarsen5515 6 лет назад

Police:what do you know about the crime? Me:well I know people die when they get killed

@linkinaryan 6 лет назад

Chipotle TheDankDog police: no shit, Sherlock

@stopreadingthisusername9528 6 лет назад

Police: *all implode in themselves because theIr bodies weren't capable of comprehending such knowlegde*

@rotundspecimen3770 7 лет назад

Ahhh I remember the good ol days, when naruto was given his first beyblade and achieved gear 4 by season 16

@destreder9950 7 лет назад

Sauce lol

@rotundspecimen3770 7 лет назад

Ken Kaneki Kaneki *Ken* you not make fun of my profile picture?????

@BakedConjurer5 4 года назад

0:50 is it my ear or another person heard the word Porño

@tenzinscofield7543 3 года назад

“People die if they are killed”, someone tell Ash that.

@ruthannd.6250 7 лет назад

I'm shocked he didn't have "These ____ are great! Nothing beats a ___ ____ ______."

@thewiseman6834 7 лет назад

*Jelly Filled Donuts*

@silentshark101 7 лет назад

In my eyes,Ethan used to be Mark's(Markiplier's) editor. Now he's a guy who has only watched One Punch Man

@monstergirlinc8707 7 лет назад

it's the ONE anime he's seen HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha h h h h . . . Sorry, I had to do that

@chimera_chimera 7 лет назад

Ethan is not just an editor nor a man who just one anime, he's an amazing being with a wonderful soul

@chrips154 7 лет назад

Fresh Mike Ethan is more than that

@Katriella. 6 лет назад

Yeah, he's watched Ponyo too

@winnie_the_bleh 6 лет назад

Wonder Struck And the voice of an angel

@kingpuppy8302 4 года назад

Ethan: -eats Vegemite from a spoon- Me: *Australian yelling*

@cyborgstar 3 года назад

Why did I have to search for this? RU-vid should have put this in my recommended with all the unus annus and trash taste I've been watching.

@tomatoland4229 3 года назад

A man of culture I see

@jessicahamm6134 3 года назад

I was literally looking for a specific unus annus gif, when I saw a gif of Eef and Joey together. Had NO idea two of my favorite RU-vidrs collabed, so I looked this video up immediately 😂

@AwesomeRobot12 7 лет назад

I actually watched the anime at 12:04, it's called brynhildr in darkness ... the quote sounds really weird, but it makes sense with context. The boy thought the girl was his friend who he lost years ago, so he wanted to confirm his suspicion by asking her to reveal a birthmark that only his friend would have.

@KeybladeMasterVicky 6 лет назад

@loverespectandcare3462 6 лет назад

kay

@Anna-eq7jk 6 лет назад

AwesomeRobot12 Thanks, I was trying to figure put what anime this was cause it looked good. Thx again

@Mitwadus 6 лет назад

Don'tknowwhattocall myselfsojustgonnadothis it’s a very dark Manga-Anime. Considering it’s the same author of Elfen Lied. Lynn Okamoto.

@Anna-eq7jk 6 лет назад

Mitch w , I've watched the anime, haven't gotten past episode 10 yet tho, and I like it. It may be dark but it has a mysterious quality about it that I like Thanks for trying to worn me tho

@AstronaughtYT 6 лет назад

‘This ramen is my girlfriend.’ I can live by that

@ness7916 4 года назад

Joey: as a result of losing, you have to eat this. Also Joey: eats in winner

@arig8051 3 года назад

*My recommended yesterday:* Hey heres Joey with Seán *My recommended today:* have some Joey with Ethan

@dagamersidgaming1054 3 года назад

same

@supernovastar333 7 лет назад

"People die if they are killed" "Well,No shit captain obvious"

@Angel-mx7jj 7 лет назад

I got If ur alone ur lonely is dis a pigeon ramen is my girlfriend (I said boyfriend) if u stare me like that I'll be pregnant and... PEOPLE FUCKING DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED. geez, that's like half the internet memes for anime these days.... the other half is spammed with I love Emilia memes.

@emilyzhang4643 7 лет назад

Hi Nona. (I think that's ur profile picture)

@chibilita2930 7 лет назад

Hahaha Lol

@noname8354 6 лет назад

You forgot the Jojo memes

@huehue8696 3 года назад

Joey talking about vegemite while asking "you reckon?" is the such an aussie thing-

@comradecc2605 4 года назад

I saw Keith from 80’s Voltron and immediately screamed THIS RAMEN IS MY GIRLFRIEND

@janreiafrica 6 лет назад

10:37 *Is this A meme 1 year before it became a meme?*

@YoutubePizzer 6 лет назад

that’s not how the meme works

@ouzei 6 лет назад

Yes

@thederpyotaku9379 6 лет назад

it was already a meme but then it got popular

@Jackylings19 5 лет назад

RU-vid Pizzer ya don't say

@BasilLeaves_ 5 лет назад

Oops it needed another 7 years...

@Ieatpaste23 6 лет назад

Some people want anime to be real for the special powers, or the harems, I want them to be real for the dumb quotes.

@atotalfiasco4213 5 лет назад

Just walk outside, there's a plethora of dumb quotes to be discovered in real life out there.

@renworksfornow 5 лет назад

Move to Arkansas, you'll hear plenty

@iskdea8461 5 лет назад

Watch lots of politics... It's the same thing

@simonsays3107 5 лет назад

"Throw away your common sense..." That's literally how you win this game. It's an in-game hint.

@cliffritch7304 3 года назад

"You can't eat ammonia" So, btw, a way to get ammonia is to distill urine, so like, it isn't like having a bit of ammonia will kill you

@tellyourcatsilovethem2120 6 лет назад

The mourning old lady screenshot is from the anime Yakitate!! Japan, a comedy about baking bread (and it's goddamn hilarious). That whole scene is as funny as the screenshot suggests, if not funnier.

@linkinaryan 6 лет назад

Tell your cats I love them thank you, I was searching the comments for this anime's name......I hope its good

@roaringviking5693 6 лет назад

I think the afro one is also from Yakitate Japan.

@jasonstimecapsule77 6 лет назад

Yes it is

@spinaple 5 лет назад

Ah yes, Yakitate!! Japan, that thing where they literally put cannabis in their bread

@unfortunategoddes1816 5 лет назад

@@spinaple broooo hahaha but azuma said it was dried one so it's okay I think😂😂😂 shit that's why pierrot time travel

@AndreySolovyev420 6 лет назад

he calls himself the anime man and hasn't even seen baseball boiz unsubscribed

@kellyrose873 6 лет назад

*Lol*

@linkinaryan 6 лет назад

I hope baseball boiz gets the anime of the year award or something from crunchyroll

@frostycakestm79 6 лет назад

Ashunti Gardner It was a joke That's not even a real anime

@vonbonsmithereens4393 6 лет назад

Ashunti Gardner oh my god , are you stupid

@vonbonsmithereens4393 6 лет назад

Ashunti Gardner well you can't tell that someone is joking even when it is painstakingly obvious

@songangelsmusic 5 лет назад

I love watching they're videos, and I was so lucky to meet them both at Anime expo this last year. They are both so sweet and humble, I hope they will have lots more success this next year.

@Ace-oc6wx 5 лет назад

"This is old like maybe the 70's" Me: that is lance from voltron legendary defenders in the 80's

@Afumaii 6 лет назад

Mr. Santa Claus, why do you never bring presents to me? That's because... *Y O U R A T R A P*

@EternalightVXe 7 лет назад

It's like... in order to get a high score in this quiz, you have to make yourself dumb first.

@thatcringyperson8278 7 лет назад

Eternalight exactly!

@tuesdayrain 7 лет назад

Eternalight not me I'm allready dumb :D

@EternalightVXe 7 лет назад

@ImJustBread. Bread. What are you? Usopp?

@dreymak4071 4 года назад

God dammit! "I am only interested in twelve year olds." Ethan: "is this even legal?" Me: in Japan, YES!

@sillyfishcakes 4 года назад

When he said “Is this a butterfly?” I died. ;-;

@jeontaegy-5265 7 лет назад

WHATS UP MY KRANKY CREW

@aquineaquine5982 7 лет назад

전정국 BTS W H A T I S U P M Y C R A Z Y B O I S

@matthijsvancampen7901 7 лет назад

Aquine Art baseball boiz reporting for duty

@rayraymind 7 лет назад

*cough*

@hattheduck2359 7 лет назад

The cat in the microwave thing is from yakitate japan

@Puinii 7 лет назад

Ain't the afro one too at 5:22?

@aina9407 7 лет назад

yeah the afro and the cat both from yakitate japan

@lina33rosa 4 года назад

GIZMO DADDY AND SENPAI NEED TO COLLAB AGAINNNN

@bigboy_blank111 4 года назад

"Are you sure if I'm gonna die?" "No"

@Anreii 7 лет назад

Best anime quote ever: "Is that a pigeon?" If you don't understand the reference please look it up lol it's amazing

@alastryona 7 лет назад

Anrei 10:37

@Anreii 7 лет назад

lmaoo I commented this before I watched the video, can't believe they included it that's fucking brilliant

@KingCasual1986 3 года назад

I am honestly surprised why Fighbird is not more popular because of that meme. And the whole Brave series for that matter.

@drizzlemethis9995 7 лет назад

people poop if they are pooping

@sodabea 7 лет назад

Joseph Abbey No shit Sherlock

@heato8870 3 года назад

"I am interested only in ___" "I am interested only in Emilia"

@deephrog 4 года назад

The anime man: "... blank" Me: Blankgameplays...?

@Matsupitsu396 7 лет назад

WTF ETHAN ANIMEMAN HAS CONNECTIONS WITH MARKIPLIER SOMEHOW!?!?!?!

@jacobcollins7661 6 лет назад

yeah they met once and watched the superbowl together if i recall with ethan

@kellyrose873 6 лет назад

Ethan is one of Mark's friends. They make videos together.

@EliKat94 6 лет назад

matson hako a little late but he had backflipped for Mark at a panel Mark did and then later 9n became friends and became Mark's editor.