You OWE the church a blessing

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I think it's safe to say.. I won't be borrowing any money from the church anymore.
SHOT BY: JoshuaRibot
EDITED: Niles Stewart
Deacon John: @thejdre7
Brother Malcolm: scotty.150
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@Wash_fold 3 года назад

“It’s gonna be what the lord says it’s going to be” lmaoooo

@mr.mysteriousyt6118 3 года назад

JEUSES GANGSTER

@xcjbmgx 3 года назад

😂😂

@4evafitnessbigswoll381 3 года назад

Bruh 😆🤣😂

@CCBABY510 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏾😭😭🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@manican4620 3 года назад

oh naw

@Tyler_ThaTruth 3 года назад

Niles is in the wrong bruh, 3 months of rent and he can’t loan some soap? Bruh dirty lol

@joveirowens681 3 года назад

Facts

@sfr2107 2 года назад

Lmao

@erehistruth2356 2 года назад

Forreal 🤣

@querlinestsurin 2 года назад

I was thinking that lol

@mcbdllc136 2 года назад

What?! What about the pastor he driving a rolls royce 😂

@bmorekazeka8414 3 года назад

He denied the brother soap 3 times yeah bro u selfish 💀😂😂😂

@ImJussTrip 3 года назад

That shit got me dead😂

@franciscatano2147 3 года назад

Oh shit I didn't even notice what they did there 🤣🤣🤣

@framework333 2 года назад

Bruh soap a whole dollar at the dollar tree. That nigga lyin lmao😭☠️

@juicyplanet7977 2 года назад

@@framework333 could've been a test to see if he selfish 😂

@thevent8059 6 дней назад

But my man gotta gucci belt lol

@BsGaming732 3 года назад

“We came to get an understanding with you or give an understanding TO YOU” i died 💀😂

@1700Movies Год назад

😂😂

@appeal2real Год назад

I didn’t catch that😂

@misophone Год назад

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@rgibbs9734 Год назад

Facts 😂😂😂

@PriusPrime 3 года назад

imagine living at t his complex and seeing these skits filmed every few weeks LMFAOOOOOOOOO

@whistlecode1419 3 года назад

Lmaooooooo

@rev0lve638 3 года назад

What if they're not skits...

@1knique 3 года назад

Mbn

@kingg_flare2110 2 года назад

I wouldn’t need Netflix or hulu

@OeazyTrT 2 года назад

Shit I used to live down the street from wen he first started his skits, seeing this man in a night gown walking in his front door I already knew shit was bouta be funny lol

@justquez.7118 3 года назад

“I don’t make threats, I let the Holy Spirit guide me”

@cian2898 3 года назад

For the rest of ‘21 this and “ It’s gon be what the Lord says it is” 🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂

@Monk-ow3ok 2 года назад

Deacon John didn’t curse one time but he had such a menacing way of talking

@beardlickingdog Год назад

lokey the hardest thing I ever heard in my life on god

@CensorTube84 Год назад

😭😭😭💀

@tyronebrown5766 Год назад

Preach!

@shilaire3 3 года назад

“All our names should be on the lease” 😂😂

@CLmusic-be7fw 11 месяцев назад

Ahaa

@dredatopic 3 года назад

“You damn near gotta Rolls Royce, you stealing from the church” LMAAAOOOOOO

@daboiii7822 3 года назад

I SEEN THE BOOKS 📚 📊📈💸🤣

@TheBlackKakashi 3 года назад

I paid for that Rolls Royce

@jooyoungkang3858 3 года назад

@@TheBlackKakashi come on bruh... you’ve been stealing for the church... when Mother Lacey died you didn’t even wanna pay for her funeral

@TheBlackKakashi 3 года назад

@@jooyoungkang3858 I don't care about no mother Lacey. I care about that couch that's right in your living room

@kirmunna762 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zachkahn3381 3 года назад

Deacon John off his meds. Lord have mercy

@SIRXNZ 3 года назад

🤣

@GetintheCAH 3 года назад

deacon john smiling the whole time cause he knew what he was gonna do to niles. man is sick in the head LMAO

@SOLO-po2mh 3 года назад

"Mother Lacie !? Iont care nun bout no Mother Lacie I care about that couch that's right there in yo living room" 🤣🤣🤣 Deacon John was done talkin after dat shit it was only a matter of time 💀

@nwuylli 3 года назад

Faxxxx 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@saintnick6329 3 года назад

That last line should of been “ see you at church Sunday “ 😂🤣

@VOAxInsanity 3 года назад

Deacon John ain't playing about that couch that's right there in the living room...

@zangetsu1597 3 года назад

That's all he care about.

@K1LLSW1TCH9 2 года назад

😂😂😂 this man shook the lotion like he was finna put some on a sandwich! Im crying!

@Chadmiral Год назад

Lol

@jojolaexperiencia7070 Год назад

This fucking comment got me wheezing LMAO

@meseyoungboy 3 года назад

That mortal kombat scene got me dead.😂😂😂😂😂

@tellmesomething2412 2 года назад

Yeah boy.

@CLmusic-be7fw 11 месяцев назад

Aha

@SivaMedia_ 3 года назад

“I care about that couch 🛋 “ 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 RIP mother Lacey 🙏🏽🤣

@lovethyneighbor9476 3 года назад

I don't know what's not to like abt this skit! The concept, music, acting......ALL freaking amazing! We need to continue to support & show love!

@NileseyyNiles 3 года назад

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@uchihasharingan6773 3 года назад

@@NileseyyNiles dawg this is genius bruh turned his views on a religious subject an nailed his point of view without offending any and everybody that's TAAAAALLLLEEENTT keep working

@Kandjungu 3 года назад

Fax

@mr.mysteriousyt6118 3 года назад

@@NileseyyNiles YOU GONNA BE SOMETHING ONE DAY

@ySehns 3 года назад

Bro how did you think of this

@kiragill7254 3 года назад

“I didn’t wana do this niles, but you have to pay for your sin’s” 😂

@nwuylli 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@Dst4r Год назад

Gave him a heavenly beat down

@ItsOver9000Productions 3 года назад

"Its gonna be what the Lord says its gonna be." I laughed so fucking hard

@meseyoungboy 3 года назад

😂🤡

@Itz-Ze-101 3 года назад

What up Vegeta!

@africaart 3 года назад

The scriptures says spare the rob and spoil the child. That "Baby Christian" needed some good ass whopping.

@GreenBreeze 3 года назад

My boy niles got caught lacking he couldn’t even disappear in time, he got pressed into that wall real quick 🤣😭

@Momentswash27 3 года назад

“Talking time is over. It’s tithing time.” 😂😂😂

@greygods904 3 года назад

That was comedy

@relent215vlmstudio5 3 года назад

Q Q Q

@ez5324 3 года назад

💀

@jassmineking2714 3 года назад

Wow as soon as I thought about you, I saw your comment! Hope all is well pretty girl!❤

@jahmaisofly 3 года назад

😂😂

@humanscarecrow 3 года назад

“It was three months of rent” 😭😭😭

@qstax5534 3 года назад

You could hear the pain in his voice lmaooo

@rbgduck17 3 года назад

Them body shots was folding Niles lol

@DeltaPrime95 3 года назад

Lmao

@sfr2107 2 года назад

Lmaooo

@Shawnwicck 3 года назад

“ It’s goin be what the lord says is gonna be “ 😂😂

@melvinmikuzi1169 3 года назад

yo, the writing in this TOP TIER! I really hope to see more of DEACON JOHN

@bobbycarter1452 3 года назад

Fax dude is hilarious

@VOAxInsanity 3 года назад

Facts he hilarious and the running joke needs to be "the couch that's right there in the living room"

@walkers198 3 года назад

Writing? Mostly beating

@TheBlackKakashi 3 года назад

Dude looks like a buff and evil 21 savage

@jahmaisofly 3 года назад

😂😂

@tarikblackwell4848 3 года назад

The three kicks and the shirt tuck 😂😂😂sister Mary will be by tommar make sure you make her feel at home.

@misophone Год назад

😭😭😭😭😭

@csgsixman2206 3 года назад

Lmaooo “why you didn’t tell me you didn’t have any soap”

@Itz-Ze-101 3 года назад

Yo i read this right after he Seid it!!✌🤣🤣🤣

@princerico94 3 года назад

Boy was possessed

@Itz-Ze-101 3 года назад

@@princerico94 yeah i Know Right?

@csgsixman2206 3 года назад

@@Itz-Ze-101 tfseeeee

@LilPW 3 года назад

I was looking for this one

@TFWPLUS 3 года назад

"It's never gonna be all of that" 🙅🏾‍♂️ 😭😂

@THE_HORSEYY 3 года назад

Nah the Deacon my new favorite character😂

@giovannigiovanni.7220 3 года назад

I think the story is they helped him when Niles moved in with his father, so yeah I like this character.

@TheBlackKakashi 3 года назад

Dude looks like a villain 😂

@aristadalwilliams1835 3 года назад

Facts

@Pika-Chu64 3 года назад

Same

@BlaqRainFresh 3 года назад

Bruh, has anybody got their ass whupped more consistently than Niles?!

@pure-_-bond2165 3 года назад

Timeless Tim has gotten whooped alot too 🤣

@NY-Buddy 3 года назад

Better question has anybody survived a fight when Niles fight serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@paparyan2460 3 года назад

He beat his dad tho

@QuestxonDat 3 года назад

krillin

@EagleZtoTheGrave 3 года назад

@@paparyan2460 Dad let him win 😂

@220meeks5 2 года назад

You gotta respect the choreography, very believable and fluid. Great work Niles

@RandallDG 3 года назад

"Whats gonna end up happening is, imma take that blessing back" and "Come on, Deacon John, this me. Mother lacy died" Lmaoooo

@protoraveaehronius222 3 года назад

“I don’t care about mother lacy!” 😡

@RandallDG 3 года назад

@@protoraveaehronius222 Lmaoo

@Pynkfoxx_ 3 года назад

@@protoraveaehronius222 😮‍💨😆😆😆😆😆

@arethajohnson33 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 “ I think all of our names should be on the lease “ 🤣🤣

@Unclemike909 3 года назад

He done brought the hood back out of deacon john

@zangetsu1597 3 года назад

Not taking them damn meds did that 😭😭😭

@humanscarecrow 3 года назад

Brother deacon: we’re going to take that blessing back Niles: You gon take what blessing? It wasn’t yours to give!

@blankshort210 3 года назад

Deacon John was hitting niles with them deacon soul punches 🤣🤣

@malikdion_ 3 года назад

“Sister Mary will be here tomorrow… make sure you make her feel at home” 😭😭😭

@ImCaliKidOfficial 3 года назад

I don't make threats, I let the holy spirit guide me.

@darriusking2438 2 года назад

This dude is going to actually be in the film industry. I'm telling y'all now. He don't just have the right equipment, he knows WHAT he is DOING with it all!

@JCMSmoke 3 года назад

Lmao deacon John gone get his blessing 😂😂😂

@gabe5875 3 года назад

The production and attention to detail in this is TOP notch.

@FattyTwoTimes 3 года назад

Who ever the camera man these angles the filters everything has been on point

@ReadyorNot811 2 года назад

Fr fr

@veronicaatkins4417 Год назад

Honestly your videos are everything to me. I’m battling long Covid and have been so down. Your videos are such a blessing to so many of us that are having a hard time smiling.🌷

@IDoWatIDo17 3 года назад

This skit was absolutely *HILARIOUS* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and man, that fight scene was *GREATLY* filmed...nice 🔥🔥🔥

@tariontalbott 3 года назад

🤣🤣Dr. Smith was like “We haven’t see Mr. John in the last three months.”

@2ToTheDome 3 года назад

Pay it forward. Never remind someone of what you do for them.

@ashleyshante6362 2 года назад

"Its gone be what the lord says its gone be" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@neilxdavis5359 3 года назад

Loving the consistency Niles!

@neilxdavis5359 3 года назад

I make skits too if y'all have some free time

@chaylicedominic414 Год назад

Niles is so professional. The action choreography and filming here are truly on point. I only ever studied it lightly for a single act, but this is incredible. Ya boy is no amateur 👏🏽

@Tharealswavee 3 года назад

that’s how them church’s really be 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@kush7138 3 года назад

They can get a bullet between the eyes for the lord too. Bullet even have the word Jesus engraved on it.

@damminers49 3 года назад

You’re going to the wrong churches lol

@bulletclub4life 3 года назад

@@damminers49 most of them are like that tho...Some more creative than other because you can say things without really saying them...if you know what I mean. LOL

@damminers49 3 года назад

@@bulletclub4life lol I don’t know any like that

@rellwithsauce1171 3 года назад

These comment making me cry🤣😭

@zangetsu1597 3 года назад

1:43 Love that detail on Deacon John. Little sneak peek of this awesome character lmao!

@TheBlackKakashi 3 года назад

He was ready to go crazy

@droppa57kgx24 3 года назад

Wow this is creative. You’re so talented man.

@azca. 3 года назад

We came to get an understanding with you or were gon give an understanding to you. Brother Niles you are back!! I haven't laughed so hard in weeks!

@aaronmyers5970 3 года назад

"I SEEN THE BOOKS..." AYE FRFR DEM BOOKS DON'T LIE BRUH 💯💯💯

@princedaziowilliams9444 3 года назад

I’m weak

@aaronmyers5970 3 года назад

@@princedaziowilliams9444 🤧🤧🤧🤣🤣🤣

@FZERO20 3 года назад

"I'm gonna end up taking that blessing back" y'all wild😂😂😂

@crymedusa 3 года назад

Oh hell nah, He started doing too much with them damn X-Ray hits LMFAO

@Gymthingz 3 года назад

Mortal kombat on that ass

@mcbdllc2848 10 месяцев назад

Oh no my vital organs 😂

@mayoman5935 3 года назад

Church boy got them hands 😂😂This man amazing with the vids

@dakotan.2610 3 года назад

ayo the production goes crazzzzy, this shit was good asl

@issaknifeprty 3 года назад

Ayyy you fucks with machine girl 👌🏾

@datboisteve6992 3 года назад

Deacon John beat the demons outta our boi... Now his ribs feeling humbled. 🙏😂

@thelimon4338 3 года назад

My boy niles always funny his comedy never fell off people need to watch his videos again fr

@shadeedmccall3797 3 года назад

Yeah but his creativity gets better with time. He been funny but his contents got better

@Thoughtful. 3 года назад

Bro the SFX and the dramatization of the sounds during the altercation was on point 😂

@numba3787 3 года назад

Deacon John a HOF Hazard of the nation 😭😭😭

@hardwork7605 3 года назад

Top tier comedy bruv! I'm literally weak asf off this entire skit. every line had me keeled 😂😂😂

@dimpled_gal Год назад

“You stealing from the church. I seen the books” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

@richardspringer4237 3 года назад

Niles Should Have Never Answer That Door..😂😂😂😂 Messed Up His Whole Jerk Session..😂😂😂😂😂

@geometricbass 3 года назад

The fighting legitimacy has come a long way since mama niles. This was great! Big ups

@iketheblackguydixon1382 3 года назад

"Why you ain't tell me you had no soap?" 🤣😭😭😭😭

@AntwoneAntJackson 3 года назад

This man Deacon was medicated 😂😂😂

@linx5932 2 года назад

That sincere “why didn’t you tell me you didn’t have any soap?” After giving that brutal ass whooping had me dying. 😂😂😂

@ez5324 3 года назад

My man put the mortal kombat scene in there 🤣

@Zeph-95 3 года назад

This was one of your best skits ever! 😂

@WALTDOG 3 года назад

I like Deacon John 😂😂 he apply pressure

@jerrybenard7419 3 года назад

Them body blows were priceless 😂🤣😂🤣

@themethodofawesome 3 года назад

It’s the Mortal Kombat fighting animations for me. 🤣🤣🤣

@alextheoneandonly1 3 года назад

Damn Deacon John really wanted that blessing back he took that personally

@andresparrow2971 Год назад

Wow…Niles filming legit fight scenes. That was really impressive. Your team is strong.

@lordbrimby7991 3 года назад

How this joint ain't got 1M views? I'm in tears laughing 😂

@Dcdwright2 3 года назад

Why are you so freaking talented???!!? This right here is lit 🤘🏾🔥

@iamdeemilena 3 года назад

LMFAOOOOOOOO. Deacon John Chose violence . his uppercut go crazy.

@qstax5534 3 года назад

“I’m not gone feed the CHURCH” LMAOOO

@traylen7474 Год назад

When Niles say what are you doing after that first punch…I be crying everytime 😂😂

@jerisj.8971 3 года назад

Best simulated fights on RU-vid.... 🔥 my dude!

@hughrose8322 3 года назад

Niles fighting scenes are top tier considering these are low budget skits 😂💯

@megamangman 3 года назад

Things aint been the same since Niles dad revealed his true powers. Niles getting worked left and right, now. Smh.

@qujo9761 3 года назад

streets need mama spectro

@megamangman 3 года назад

@@qujo9761 that and he need a training arc. He keep getting hands special delivered to him.

@qujo9761 3 года назад

@@megamangman ong

@weallneedhelp681 3 года назад

I effs with Niles, dude is always fighting back lol

@JazzyJames019 3 года назад

All them body blows, they fighting each others like they cousins lmao 😂😂😂

@Dru2maBoii 3 года назад

My man had his whole morning planned...lol

@ashleyjohnson1162 3 года назад

He was tuckin his shirt in i thought he was reachin for the strap 😂😂😂😂👀💯

@zangetsu1597 3 года назад

I chose not to skip the ads on purpose. Gotta support the channel. Just make sure you tithe Niles...

@silverliningsunshine5dente587 3 года назад

Funny I thought I was the only one that does.this to my favorite channels

@taedofficial6214 3 года назад

The camera angles! The writing! The acting! Best fight scene I've seen since equalizer 😭😭 this is gold lol when he beat him with the plastic trashcan I was gonee🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

@kingkem_113 3 года назад

Your content man has elevated to an unbelievable level.

@jamesdoe3651 3 года назад

That first "what are you doing?" Shows how good his acting is.

@itz-monsala6255 2 года назад

Sister Mary is going to be here tomorrow...Make sure you make it feel at home!😂🙏

@realdreamerschangetheworld7470 3 года назад

Joshua!! I see you with this camera work! Brother Niles just keep getting better!💯💯😤

@JoshuaRibot 3 года назад

Much love big bro!!

@taywrdd 2 года назад

“I’m gonna take that blessing back”. Bro *START* RUNNING

@SOLO-po2mh 3 года назад

😂 Bro knew what he came there for he bucked on Niles like 5 times before he finally just set it off himself.. Them boy's got busy in dat hallway tho 😂 Beautifully done yall 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯