YOU SUCKS 

I genuinely relate to the “roughly 8 probes” and then it being closer to 15

Man hamster is such a good editor, he completely erased the beard you were growing in this video.

Killing it on all your channels, Harambo, Harstem Casts, and of course, the main. Happy bday, you are the man, keep it up.

As someone who knows both Chew and You on discord, I can confirm that (checks notes) - "Zerg is clearly broken and You did nothing wrong"

Harstem, it's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside!

still waiting for the episode where it is imba xD

The moment Harstem said the name of the player... I was like, "Nah buddy, I'm Terran" -then proceeded to feel stupid.

This is the first of these I’ve watched and god damn Harstem doesn’t pull punches huh

Hamster is a fantastic editor

This guy's micro during most of those engagements was really good. The stasis ward placement was on point, and he was able to consistently utilize it to break up the Zerg armies. It was very well done.

"Mariah Carrey came on, thats not what he wanted at all" LOL, subbed!

Love that little "Editor's Note" up there. The Zasz is unreal.

I had a dyslexic moment where I thought the 'X' indicated the race was saying that he was Silver league. I was so confused as to why Harstem was being so nitpicky and later I was impressed he was able to kite. Overall, I'm still shocked it's GM. I forgot how brutally Harstem can breakdown even GM player's games.

The DECLINCCED STAMP IS BACK!!!!

How does Hamster come up with all the editing flair? The crosses popping up was amazing. Please edit out Kevin's singing ... please. We will take his word next time.

Somebody please submit the complaint under nickname “Eye”!

11:49 Spot the person who didn't watch their own replay before sending the complaint.

Hamsters editing on point as always

god i enjoy your content so much. the analysis, the deep knowledge u got about the game and the humor ofc makes it rly fun to watch. the editing was also very funny, i laught so hard when the whole 3rd mineralline was raidet, gave me flashbacks of how my own earlygames mostlikely looks like :D keep up the good work pls

I DID like the dude's stasis wards though.

This protoss must have been drunk or smth

HOLY SMOKES MAN!!!! You're always so abrupt at the beginning of these. I clicked the video and immediately out of the gate comes o7 with a desk slam and he's yelling. I almost choked on my lunch and went to the hospital. Keep it up cap!

That jack the ripper line had me laughing in bed at 4am and my wife woke up. Worth it

Didn't You already send in a game to IODIS? I swear I remember the name.

Your beard: On a scale of 1-10 where 3 is the highest value it's at least a 12. (Gooftroop reference)

I find it hilarious that the literal first action that You does is already a mistake and Harstem does NOT let it go unnoticed lmao

Also note the colors of the players. Its not the standard laddercolors, another reason why they probably know one another.

POV: A friend is talking to you. 10/10 beard. The world isn't ready yet. Maybe keep shaving a couple more years.

Isn't this that guy that's supposed to be fighting all the forest fires?

Great video as always. The editing was also absolutely amazing this video btw!

I know both of the players in the game xD this is going to be interesting

“Declinced!” :D

Hamsters 🐹 editing is top tier 👌

Had to have been friends with the queen spore shenanigans.

"This is not how language works"

10/10 for the beard, will make it 15/10 when it grows more

fyi: for 15-20 years, pingpong match scoring has been 11 points/set. (3 sets to win, vs before 2 sets to 21 points to win the match).

Your beard is a solid 7. Out of 100.

gotta love the drawings on the form.

You are growing a beard? I mean, ya, your beard is looking real nice. I'd give it a 16 out of 10.

favorite series back! ty for the hard work!

Happy birthday Captain! Thanks for this video (and all others), they are very cool! Keep it up!

3:30 This level of game knowledge is what I sub for.

he killed 8, I killed 6 = I was ahead... nice :D

Would anyone else watch an entire series of Harstem poorly covering "Arctic Monkeys" songs? Asking for a friend...

is it me or harstem's pupils look like he is high in every single video? 23:35

Yo, the 6/100 beard tho ;) Almost as good as my moustache.

The beard is a 10, and I totally saw it and didn’t think “what beard?”

I give the Beard a solid 5/10, but I also had to swap from watching on my phone to my 32 inch monitor to see it.

this is the most platinum looking grandmaster game I've ever seen

A birthday Edition :D - Happy Bday

What the hell is that yellow unit all the way on the left in the Zerg's tab at 15:57

Captain, I really liked the edition!

Your growing a beard couldn't tell mate until you said...

0 did not even notice

How long have you been going without shaving / waiting for the beard? I think without that info I can't rate it.

I watch harstem because he is handsome(NH), but the SC2 is a nice bonus. Oh and the humor, that's number two for sure.

I will do like Chewchilla on that beard question!

This split screen is so overwhelmingly good

We should add predictions. After reading the complaint form and before watching. Bcs you already know what happened.

14/15 rating for the beard Captain. As powerful as 1st pylon!

I wonder if Hamster could edit my pay-cheque and add some zeros with these skills.

most wholesome iiiodis in a long time

I think you may be a little too used to playing against xeyid, and tried applying strats for playing against xeyid, as they’re a quite popular scion custom races player. Maybe even tried to apply some keiron stuff to Protoss, as iirc that’s their main scion race

Your beard is on par with You's macro, which is to say it's much better than mine...

lol the body language, you really love what you do don't you Captain?

based on this title, im so ready

Absolutely brutal commentary, lol

my dude, this is such an entertaining channel.

What beard mate? Hamster, draw some so we know what Kevin is talking about.

How do I book Harstem for singing covers at my next party?

the real answer is that stalkers suck, you need splash. even supply and zerg attacked into a superbattery and two cannons.

That beard is me when I don't shave for half a day

To Whom it May Concern (Hamster): After thorough investigation, each case is given the designation of Imba/Suck and the submitted form is stamped accordingly. For such a significant and culminating moment, a mouse click sound effect is slightly underwhelming. Thankfully, I have located a suitable replacement form-stamping sample to use instead: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dwy4Se7WPgk.html In every other respect great job on the editing cheers

Harstem. I'd be in a arctic monkeys cover band with you. I'll play bass.

Colli is bad choice. And so is immos. He should have pumped distruptors. He would have won.

what beard?

Continue to be baffled that people don't seem to watch their replays before sending them in... I guess that's obvious even without the inaccuracies tho.

A solid 4.9 mate

Harstem you forgot to chrono boost your facial hair follicles. That is not a good build order for a beard.

Rating for the beard: 6 6 out of 100 :D Seriously, first 2 months will look real bad. No way around it. And even then there's no guarantee that after 2 months it will look good. But hey! atleast you got great hair!

Just reading complain form is worth a "like" :)

5.1 for thea beard

Saying we should give your beard a rating of one to ten is not giving it enough credit. I would give it a solid 11 out of 100.

No beard received to get a rating, deliver a beard first.

your editor is great

At 6:02 or 6:03 ... what does he say? "Stop the count?" or "Stop the calb?" - Is there a native speaker who understands this?

To be honest, this game can be used by the zerg to say protoss imba for 1 zealot run by just turned the game upside down.

5 on the beard cuz i don't wanna get banned xD (which is probably more than the amount of hairs he has in it O.O)

Imo, you did a really great job during the fights, but had a suboptimal opening and made 2 blunders, that's what is usually enough to decide the winner in PvZ

Holy $ht Harstem spitting bars

Who are these posts from? They sound like angry forum posts XD

wait, is it normal that 4800 is gm?

HELLO HARSTEM I REALLY LIKE YOUR VIDEOS KEEP THEM UP THANK YOU

El Capitan Harstem, happy birthday

high templar instead of colossus i guess

the beard thing is roughly 8

This was GM match? It's like watching two people on mobility scooters getting into a fight.

Great video - but you never opened the investigation with a stamp before analyzing the replay!!

😂😂😂great stuff harstem ..