YOU vs Half-Life's Gordon Freeman (Could You Defeat And Survive Him) 

no one can!

To be fair he’s a nerd with no head protection you would realistically just make him headbutt some bullets

Without his suit and G-Man, he’s probably powerless

Borsalino Kizaru not really. He’s pretty smart and can use his brains tactical.

His crowbar is enough to destroy the entire compine

Or prop fly

"Hey guys, desinc here."

Or bhops with 1000km/h

Crowbar spam

He either has the skill of desinc, or *sv_cheats 1*

Yea but he has beaten covert trained assassins in the first game so that already makes him a deadly threat

A theoretical physicist who bad barely earned the distinction of his degree at the time of the black mesa incident!

Combine: Has Alien Weapons. FreeMan: CrOwBaR

A theoretical physicist with ability to bend law of physics

We theoretical physicists are just built different.

and you hear "see ya, man" as the man passes by

What gets me is the fact that a videogame character with zero head protection is doing those stunts... without some form of indestructable brain [gordon is indeed mortal, after all] jumping at 300 miles an hour gonna scromble your grey matter all upon the inside of your skull.

@@Leg8 *mate he's Australian.

@@Atamosk-bu7zt Maybe Freeman's Mind is canon...

> sv_cheats 1 > noclip Noclip on >buddha Buddha mode on...

@@swinty6058 >impulse 101

The one combine soldier: Bruh...

Or til he starts an accelerated back hop

@@swinty6058 buddha?

Some nerd: Jump around as soon as he lands, Picks up some trash, bashes it against the walls, flies over the world, places trash near a tank, when his trash suddenly starts floating near the tank for some reason, flies into the house to get beaten up, gets into an airboat, launches it across the world, ignores multiple CP forces shooting at him. I don't even know in which order these events happened, he was so fast....

This is fine.

h e y g u y s d e s i n c h e r e

@@actuallyvulk rip desync

Gordon proceeds to go to command console type sv cheats 1 no clip impulse 101 then die

agreed

Looks like the ENTIRE TEAM didn't TRY THE GAME

There's more Why metro police have overwatch gun?

it's probably because the narrator never played half life, he was told to do this with a script

@@Exile1778 true I mean he got most of the stuff right.

greetings

Even so, I thought he did an alright job. I think it's more impressive that he managed to get ~90% correct despite not knowing exactly how the HL universe functions, over someone who is entirely familiar with the game's world making a similar video.

Hello, Coomer!

Look ropes We can use them to help with pits

My clone

Lol De_sinc be like

Then he just traps you on the door he came from

The last time I've heard that... Let's just say I remember only two things Sv_cheats 1 Impulse 101

NICE PFP XD

Or he will start to backhop faster than the speed of light

"Time, mr Freeman?" "Is it really that time again?"

Your profile pic is the face I would do when I realize he respawned.

No, no, no. Respaning is Master Chief’s thing

"Yay! I killed Freeman!" Loading...

I think that respawn is canon. Its just the gman

Dead persons cant talk

Uh but u immortal untill apartment

Me, playing hl2: forgets which button you use to open doors and gets stuck

@@agent_sus3273 who uses doors??? always use crates to get through walls...😎

@@sabre2-724 You know the first chapter in hl2? Where you go out the window and end up in a courtyard? Yeah, on my first time playing that I didn’t know you had to press E to open doors, so I threw glass bottles at the wall for twenty minutes, hoping it would open. Of course, now I’ve completed the game twice already, so…

Hazard course isn't canon?

@@hiimaRandomGamer hazard course is canon, in fact, in decay, you go through it as part of the story

@@hiimaRandomGamer the intro tram would like to have a word with you

*salute*

Subsetgaming YeahxD

*Bonus clip* Gonna show you another trick, it requires careful execution. It's a little bit unconventional, but y'know. So grab the can... Chuck it at his kneecap this time. Now that's an important step because it makes him a little bit angrier. So lead him down to your basement... Turn around, just side strafe around him. He's now stopped following you and in the same stride, given up in his entire life, because now I've locked him in the basement forever.

seeya maan

So the round's basically over

Step 2: you don't beat Gordon Freeman he beats you

Step Three: Accept defeat and run

Or of you're in half life one don't be a friend of Gordon.

I told him to pick up that can and Im hiding and he's putting combine mines with his gravity gun

Step 4: Don't be on earth.

I played,maybe *he doesn't*

he accidentally got a firearm Training too-

But thing is: Sure he may have had some Range Training but he never used a gun in an actual combat situation before, it's a Top Secret Facility in the middle of nowhere....Then the Resonance Cascade happened.

I mean, I think infographics didnt hear about how the combine forces stationed on earth are pretty much just used to quell small rebellions and keep people oppressed. Metro cops are wearing quite light armor, being used primarily like a police force. The Metro-cop compared to a combine soldier or elite soldier is the same comparison between say a real world cop and a fully kitted and armored soldier. And on the point of the resistance's armor, Dog is likely about as resilient as a strider is, but he is far more maneuverable, the combine's heavy weaponry is quite bulky, and so are the things carrying it. The actual resistance members have little to no armor and are often killed, while Gordon is in a suit that can immediately administer medical treatment, cures to toxins, radiation shielding, and can use some sort of techno wizardry to reduce the impact of bullets. Additionally, Xen was known as a dangerous location and it would not actually be surpising for Gordon to have recieved a live fire training during his Hazardous Evironment course.

@@boxtank5288 I imagine he does have a lot of weapons training, since Gordon is part of the Expeditionary Team that was supposed to relieve the people who are already in Xen.

He has multiple layers of potection , including theat A$$

I WANT THE @$$ AND I WANT IT NOW

The heavy is dead? _gorgeous is dead sign in background_ -if you are unaware, heavy is dead is made by antoine delak, so is gorgeous freeman-

BETTER BETTER TITLE YOU VS ANGRY PHYSICIST THAT CAN BHOP AT 200 MPH

*W I L S O N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

both gman interventions are because he has another job to gordon, so only alyx and judith interventions really counts

the gman also saves gordon when he kills the nihalanth

2 is a number

The G-Man saves Gordon because he wants to "hire" him.

plus the suit doesn't reflect bullets

...

@Fatih Sultan Mehmed Hân ...

“I am the very model of a modern Major General” - Gordon Freeman

"........." -Pokemon master Red

too political dude

Haha flashy ball go bingbingpongboingbingzongping

@@bruhmoment5465 haha barrel go FIIIUUUUN

Gravity gun go *s po om*

hahaha shotgun goes BOOM *tick* BOOM *tick*

Haha, Tau Cannon go: Woo Woo Woo Woo Phssh.

I see where you got that

HELLO GORDON

There's more. Unlike Combine Soldiers, CP aren't being brain-washed.

Gordon has his own superpower, the half life. Like that cat Gordon is in a box with a bottle of poison, but even if he die, his conscious will be send to the timeline where he survive. It's known as autosave too

There’s so much wrong here, combine don’t have faces

@@mr.laconte3207 Have you seen the ones in HL:A without their masks?

Hey thats chapter 2

Isnt that what caused a little nerd to rip and tear the multi-galactic qonqueror alien race and chase the universe megaminds

@@thepacific2933 no "wake up and smell the ashes" did that

Or place a ladder in a crouch jump spot and then put some oil on it

Or giving him another job

okay... that one maybe work...

Ah yes, the strongest armor every fps protagonist seems to wear.

Sadly, this armor lacks helmet.

Well, it is true HL2's plot armor is different since it is canon in the form of the G-Man (HL: A reveals he can change timeline events to suit him, which explains Gordon being able to use every weapon in existence and things like Alyx saving him, Father Grigori giving him a shotty, etc.)

well by definition its not plot armor there is a reason why this happens

"we didnt even play half life 1 or 2 but who cares!"

But not freeman btw, he didnt gone trough that part

@@thepacific2933 On training in Half-Life 1 you as the Gordon use mp5 with grenade launcher. So Gordon knows how to use a gun.

Isn't Gordon like, *American* ? Children play with MP 3 and 5 in school there.

Tú Nguyễn Ngọc Nah we can’t allow kids to have guns otherwise the depressed edgy ones would shoot the other kids.

Tú Nguyễn Ngọc well yes they are both pretty popular music-playing formats.

Barney’s dead 5 minutes

@@MaskedGamer10001 not barney i believe he is talking about Benrey from hlvrai

“...” -Gordon Freeman, after the Resonance Cascade event.

"..." -Gordon freeman, during the resonance cascade event.

Heres a famous quote from gordon freeman "................. "

"BLARGH" -Black mesa scientist

"..." -Gordon Freeman his whole life

And unless he starts running backwards at 303 mph

@@Neutronic01 and starts using a can

@@sunshock1014 Don't forget the physgun! (even it's from Gmod, but there is a beta)

desinc here

Imagine being a combine soldier, and you watch the citadel already destroyed, a 10ft robot that is bulletproof, and a weird nerd in a suit running backwards at the speed of light grabbing a gnome.

While singing Modern Major General.

I always throw the can at the c.p and just out menover him in order to not get zapped he stops chasing you once you leave the building

Francesco De gregorio yes, that was pointed out in the game. the brown suit dude says “he is a free man.” (Breen, I think?)

@@XeonGame the Vortigaunts also call Freeman "Free man" in HL2.

Ryan Soleim Yep

its also his name

Kind of ironic too, since he unwillingly works for the G-Man thus making him not "free"

One nerdy boi with a crowbar

The nerdy boi with an orange barrel (and also a crowbar)

Bro that's just cruel... ...the aliens will be turned into pulp if they dare fight him.

I bet my money on the gun manufacturing company making all these guns

One nerdy boy because he will type in "notarget" in some kind of console.

Tarson Talon your profile pic fits

Uhh proof?

@@akaijuinomaha5324 aint your profile pic Adrian Shepard from Half-Life: Opposing Forces?

Well, actually there is the Black Mesa Hazard Course Which some people say "oh it's non Canon" But the Train announcer says "A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility." So yea

**hazard course flashbacks**

Don't forget alien boss

I can't even do one push up let alone 30.

@@Djebedji yeah lol

@Kiko no it was 5 days

i can do around 15-20

meh, it's close enough

They put something in the water to make you forget

The guy gave you 8 minutes of entertainment :/

@@benracer ikr I dont remember a freakin thing about this "City 17"

he’s not going off of the actual half life 2 story, he’s saying that you’re a civil protection, not gordon freeman, i think at least!

PoliticallyIncorrect Videos Too OP

* stare with strangled face *

Samus Aran.

@@joshmaenpaa1828 ok what about B.J. Blaskavich, Barney (i think thats how you say, Noble 6, and The courier From New vegas... Is that less op?

you forgot CJ from GTA

No no no,jumps backwards in a sonic speed and ignoring every shots.

“hey gordon” -guard after witnessing gordon bhopping backwards at 200mph

understandable, have a nice day.

it was me

Look gordon, ropes!

STAHP

"Let's try this."

Niz “I DON’T WANT TO DIE”

Yeah, the only time Gman saves gordon is after a task is complete. Like the ends of HL1 and HL2 So many things wrong it pains me

Gman teleporting him might be a way of explaining respawning

@@noisyash4234 that doesn't hold up when you look at blue shift and decay.

I also forgot to say that they forgot about vortigaunt's

One thing is that Eli did build him but Alyx was constantly upgrading him something most people over look. Also you can find health in like every create and Vorts can heal and take Gordan away from dangerous situations if they really want to. No one appreciates the Vortigaunts... they are like the nicest and most useful ally now. Lastly I agree with the pipe thing. The Crowbar is synonymous with Half-Life. That is like saying Master Chief is from Doom.

*DESINC INBOUND*

Accelerated Backhopping If you're talking New or Old engine

oh boy my favourite part of source engine games is the part where you grab a random object and put it near your feet and suddenly you’re flying

I'm not afraid of you! I'm afraid of you!

Hey guys desinc here

Hello GORDEN

"C'mon GORDEN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE?"

@@therealgaben5527 For 10 PlayCoins, I can help you overthrow the Combine!

BlckGuard for 6playcoins I can remove all toxins

Look Gordon! Ropes! You can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!

That's 5 km/h so it's not so much xD

You meant km/h?

Fun facthe cant that is sorce engine but if he can c9mbine ca too

That's less than my walking speed. Not much less. Just less. Pretty sure you forgot a k.

He said at least, that means he is likely to be powerful enough to walk towards you (a combine) without being afraidm

I doubt he even did any research.

@@randomuser1113 pcv being comparable to hev is a completely different thing, pcv was exclusive to only HECU Marine corps, most of which were wiped out during the black mesa incident. The combine is much advanced, all right, but after Gordon came from raiding nova prospect, he became a mythical legend among the rebels, boosting their morale. Mind you, the overwatch combine forces are merely a shell of total combine troops, they are just a garrison over earth.

Think you can fix the vending machine too college boy?

@@jasonfenton8250 We Will never hear the end of this!

@@Samuello2024 You better make like diarrhea and run.

Oh hi mark

@@boopert3589 you better make like an atom, and split

I might wanna tell you, in lore, the CP do have a choice by the rank "03" to be memory wiped. Causing them to be promoted more than 03, because 03 is the max rank a CP member can get before they have to be memory wiped to be promoted.

sound/npc/overwatch/radiovoice/remindermemoryreplacement.wav

and if they die, the rest of their family is going to be executed.

Do a 360 over this zombie...

@@l.pietrobon3925 Aaand fail the jump completely.

@@imper387 360 over this zombie...

See ya maaaaaa....

if you bring this pickaxe into the next level, then jump on it, you’ll get launched into a direction. AYYY G-MAN HOW IT GOIN’

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say...I liked Gordon Freeman from the start.

No, call John Freeman, his brother.

Seriesly? 😂😂😂😂

You'd die in 10 secs if that happens because speedrun freeman

That got a chuckle out of me

*looks out the window at the building of people being mercilessly destroyed by the combine.* “Accurate.”

*gets beaten up inside apartment because someone stepped an inch inside the building*

Average dr breen fan

the gamerlad360 finally, a comment that recognizes what this video really is

Obi High Ground Kenobi agreed

I like how a lot of things about the combine is wrong.

Combine: *Sends in One of its Powerful Technology and Destructive Weaponry with Elites* Gordon: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move.*

Combine: *turns into a zombine and runs towards the character with a live grenade* Me: *panics and loses game*

Valve also just released half life alyx

Yeah just at right time to get more veiws

Tihetris Weathersby and h3vr did just release a half-life themed update

Is the best game ever made

It is, this is why I love it.

@@softan Well Humans seem more like toys he can collect and he say's he has EMPLOYERS, but they aren't affecting the story like G-Man is. G-Man has a presence and he wants you to know he is always watching and like a kid playing a game with his toys he wants things to go his way. Once Gordan was broke free from his control my the Vorts G-Man was angry because his toy was taken away from him. He even keeps Adrien Shepard as a collectors item. A toy that will never be taken out of the box again.

Gman is hatched combine adivisor

the only moments he "saved" gordon is after he defeated Nihillant and at the citatel core explosion, both because he had another task to him after so yeah, gordon is just an employee, not a protected

@@lorenz0c0rdova65 Lol your so right

@@lorenz0c0rdova65 love the idea of this being a game and the gman a bratty kid

Oh my imaginary girlfriend returned to me.

Fayssal Amin wait xD

Until a nerd with orange suit and a crowbar starts to bhop at u

@@delrasshial7200 Simp detected

Delrasshial simp alert its in the base!

BusterBuizel I get that reference

"Friends are like weeds that scream."

Since he is "Gorgon Freeman", I'm pretty sure you can't surrender. You'll be turned to stone.

surrender as in .... "SURRENDER FREEMEN" ?

YORE DEAD FREEMAN if someone doesn't get that "joke" then i'm going to force you to play a really terrible half-life mod

@@zerdebird r/woooosh

Or you work with him

More than 2 and less than 4, or in other words, "2, episode 1"

It works on gaben not gordon but his answer would be *beep*beep*beep

Half life 3

*Warning: Major fracture detected. Automatic medical system engaged. Morphine administer.*

Or ask him ANY question. After all he can't speak.

"I'm gonna have to protect you from him. I'm gonna have to follow you around and protect you from him."

“AaAaAaAaAaaAAAAaaaaoOooooooOooAaAaAAA”

*wheeze*

THEY CANNOT STOP US WE ARE A RISING FORCE WITH SODAS AND ROPES IN HAND

"Where's your passport?"

Tacarish that may be true, but their teleporter is extremly slow cuz it took gordon and alyx about 1 week to reach kleiners lab. And judith mossman helped the combine build the teleporter as well.

Imagine if breen was just waiting a week having nothing better to do but wait for eli​@@kanchai2039

Poor Laszlo! The finest mind of his generation, has come to such an end.

Leave me alone now. I know you did everything u could to help.

Wrong but he could help him

Many terrorists never finished military academy either. I sure as heck didn't play fair as Gordon, believe me I was yeeting those satchel charges!

@@TarsonTalon I do believe you.

He got weapons training during the Hazard Course (Due to people with HEV suits often going to Xen where there are massive amounts of hostile alien life as you would know)

Every H.E.V portator must have an trainement of assault weapons in Black mesa

@@Excaliburumbra801 by this point a question can be risen: why would a scientist learn how to use guns? A question that Valve has left for us to solve.

step 2 die because he is gonna turn on godmode

you can do bhopping, he does ABH