Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 528 

I am absolutely on board for the racist parrot. his name shall be "bird kreischer".

lol roasted - embarrassing phase I went through

Just mommies today? Couldn’t click fast enough. Have a high and tight day everyone, try it out

wow it took christine less than 2 minutes to say “my tribe”. that has to be a record

I wish Tom's Spanish Podcast had subtitles for us who are not fluent in espanol. then I could learn Spanish from the master of accents himself! Bert's a homophobe

Just the Mommies??? I better go get my sister down the mountain. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need backup. I'll see you later, bye. Got to save my sister, bye. This is captain Marcelle.

The "I'm having chest pain" reenactments were a real "These pretzels are making me thirsty" moment.

So when is Bert gonna do a 2 bears in all German?

My Jean's are high, my butt hole is tingling, and I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!

I’m ready for this episode, I got post-it notes everywhere, and my iced latte... heheheHAHAHaaaaaaaaaah

Hey Tom Segura, you've been dancing your whole life, show this fool up!

Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Solo episode with non stop hilarity and ending with the best song I've heard in ages.

dude wtf are you doing over there IM HAVING CHEST PAINS

The song is 1000% the best one they’ve ever played

I work in county social services. The daily grind can get rough at times, and it's critical for ppl in helping fields to find ways to recharge. This helps me recharge. I literally always find something to laugh about and appreciate from Your Mom's House Podcast, you both, and the guests you have. You add a lot of laughter to my free time, and your dialogue and perspectives on topics are insightful. I am traveling out of the country to Costa Rica. My first time traveling alone. Figuring out tools to help me brush up on conversational Spanish. And then...you release a Spanish podcast! So legit. Keep it high and tight. You are awesome.

We need a ymh dating site..... Its gettin harder to interact with non-mommies in the real world 💩😎

My jeans are so high and tight I'm in Syria shooting enamgios!

I swear that cool guy said: “I’m lookin at Lilly’s at Eat O’Clock, Eat Fifteen “

God, that opening clip is an instant classic. I want to see more of this man’s work!

When it's just two main mommies I turn into a telescope

The ymh parrot should just say, “I’m having chest pains!”

Charles should have Joe install some crown mouldin' and a ceilin' fan in his new office.

I laughed so damn hard at the “This is a public announcement” bit. I had the same exact thought as Christina.

Solo Ep. = Turned into a telescope

Christina's reactions and feelings about pot are so funny. She's such an old mommy already.

That Charles guy strikes me as a decent fella. He is just nervous and is a bit awkward.

Tom Segura and Bill Burr are the only people who can get me to listen to an ad read

Thank you for putting the sponsors on the screen so I know when to stop skipping ahead 10 seconds.

Award winning episode. One of the best. Especially the song at the end lol

Is ‘ahhhhh get ooofffff’ available as a ringtone yet?

Andrew Jackson had a parrot that swore so much, they literally had to take it outside during his funeral.

I think coco gave you a dab tab tommy buns lmao

Sue Wu! Is such a nice lady.

The first guy made me realize that I could actually show on up on YMH without even knowing about it.

Nadav: "Gotta make sure none of the employees were gonna get it" *looks at Enny*

We should have a mommies only podcast monthly... it’s a different level of highness and tightness

So when's the "I'm having chest pains!!" shirt coming out?

can we just get three hour solo episodes?

All i heard was, definitely take whatever Joey gives you.

I like to say it like I'm from Boston, "that's wicked RETATED"

Love getting close and personal with my main mommies. Soo Woo would be a proud asian grandma!!!

Been waiting for this as bad as Bert is to make a comeback video. Monologues and dialogues!

OMFG i was literally just thinking to myself about the phrase " Hocking a loogie" and if people even said it any more and this podcast comes out the same day wtf. i love you guys this pod cast is my favorite!

Can’t wait to sit back, pour a glass of Robert Paul’s Champagne, and watch my favorite podcast.

I would consider it a honor being dosed by Uncle Joey

Hey Tom segura wrap it up!

The BluBlocker commercial....”hello all the people all over tv land, get your sunglasses they’re sweeping the land...”

love a episode with just the 2 main mommies. let the conversation begin.

Had the babaganoosh thought before 😂

Tom randomly dropping RPC into Christina's plugs was a thing of beauty.

I'm so tired from getting my sister down the mountain...if only there was an online mattress company that provided free delivery, setup, and mattress removal

I am 26 years old single mom of 2 boys, and my first son has had 2 open heart surgeries. I am a varsity mom plus. Love you jeans

If you play Bela Lugosi's Dead on repeat Christina will magically appear.

I absolutely love Nadav

18:24 Yes!! I had a The Clapper on my living room lamp, and once when I was home sick with bronchitis I kept coughing the lamp off and on.

Not even 2 minutes in..."My tribe". Let the count begin

I need a joey episode where the mommies are on edibles

I don't know what episode , it's from the audio only days , one of my favourite ymh stories. Tom meets Joey , takes edibles, and tries to drive home to tina thinking he will be ok to drive......he proceeds to get stuck on la streets at night paranoid as hell...

Closing song was absolutely amazing!!!!

ARTIE Lang's new podcast and Tommy Buns all in one day , what a wonderful world !

*Just when I thought I was out... THEY PULL ME BACK IN!* * *has four strokes* *

Maybe I’m alone in this, but these solo episodes comin back are FOR SURE so nice

That song at the end had me rolling 😂

love these episodes. Gabriel Iglesias was fire too

No chips in a bowl???? No cats eating kibble???? Where my OG’s at.......

"How come parrots can talk? Why can they talk but dogs can't?"- Chritstina's deep thoughts

That drop is hilarious! "I hope this video doesn't scare you."

I don’t think I’ve ever heard more snorting from a person, Christina out here doing it. Lol

best part of my day

"I can pick most locks with a credit card..." "They didn't evens know we were in the house.." This commercial was the funniest shit ever. :)

That outro song is so catchy. Banger

am i the only one the loves when its just tom and push? feels like the old days and its really buttering my eggroll

You need to sell like one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass type of things with all the YMH drops.

I did 6 shooters, 3 in the front 3 in theback

SO EXCITED! thanks for the great episode mommies lets keep em high and tight

LOVE LOVE LOVE when it’s just the mommies!! 🥳🥳🥳

We should have get together parties like the bachelorette\bachelor folks do... So we can meet other mommies and share benadryl and bloody marys. 💯🇺🇸😇

Joey Diaz is the Dr. Manhattan of getting high. He know longer has any concept of tolerance.

The song at the very end of the podcast is incredible 😂😂

Definitely do dates like that at the end. That was amazing. ❤️

The funny thing is you can see the jump cuts in his video...Charles took the time to edit that pos. lol

I found Sue Woo in China town. She ain’t work no rec

The House Music beat at the end was the cherry on the laughing my ass off vanilla shake. This YMH ep. Had me rolling 😄 funny AF.

I love when it's just the mommies!

Just remember guys and gals, Varsity Moms have nannies 🤷

Was the crip walk at the end of your music video to represent the blue? Soowoo

That whisper of saatva at the very beginning tho... Segura ASMR vids anyone?

The "in having chest pain" audio being doubled last episode made it better

Push is way more racist than Bert

When I saw that this was a solo episode I turned into a telescope

You guys should mystery science theater 3000 more commercials. The clapper beginning with Christina "oh fuck!" had me dying

Are you home? Are you with your family? What’s the problem. - hahahahaha I fucking lost it

No guests =high and tight!!!

Hi Mommies Thanks Jeans!

I just started watching like 5 months ago. I had never checked G’s IG till tonight. Amazing my brain hurts from laughing so hard.

RIP the days of catching this podcast in the morning on the way to work :(

*I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!!*

Joey Diaz and Ari Shaffir are in some kind of cahoots

"They dont enjoy sweets, or fun things" so good

A shot every time Christine says YMH Exclusive.