Your Mother is a Basketball (ft. Michael Gregory, Stephanie Koenig, & Allegra Rosenberg) 

The fact that this is done on flipnote 3D means the original video of this exists on a 3DS somewhere and that is SURREAL to me

The animation on this has some serious style to it, damn impressive being done in what I'd assume is flipnote.

God I wish Joe Hawley was real

People who were born to Indonesian single basketballs back in 1957.

ah yes, brought to you by the same person who wrote the mind electric

I love how even though this is Joe’s solo work, they still draw him in red. Joe is red. Simple as that.

i feel like this might be one of those music videos of his that gets age restricted lol never thought id see the day where marsh gets to animate tatas

1:11 Here, Variations on a Cloud puppet is saying "反対!", that means "Objection!" in japanese, a reference to Phoenix Wright.

this is catchier than your mother, who is catched [sic] a lot because she's a basketball. thanks for the feature, was an honor to muse on my favorite subject in rhyme! 🙏🏀💖

i always wonder how joe convinces rappers to be on his songs

The sun will set The moon will fall Hares will run And turtles crawl As time will end and clocks will stall Your mother will always be a basketball

If my mother is a basketball, am i a basketball?

Hey Joe, just wanted to say that my mother is a 1989 Basketball used in the Celtics VS Hornets game on the 5th of January.

actually, my mother is a bowling ball 😎 yeah, cry about it!

Holy shit that must've taken months to do that all in flipnote

We need more oficial music videos made with flipnote, this is amazing. (Also i just started to use flipnote 3d and my respect for flipnote animators went from 100 to 1000000, it's very hard to use properly but still fun)

Yo, I actually talked with the animator of this on how they made it and their experience working Joe! It was amazing; they were very lucky to see a different side to Joe and just get to know him as a person :D

1:03 man joe had like every opportunity to say tally hall and make everyone go insane

1:11 the guy from Variations On A Cloud 1:59 the stars from the fight sequence are Stella Octangulas 2:29 this kinda looks like the album cover for Hawaii: Part II

fun fact: a man walks past 38 joe hawleys each day

therapist: animated joe hawley doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you animated joe hawley:

This looks like a dsi/3ds animation

1:27 STELLA OCTANGULAS ARE BOUNCING OFF THE BALL

The female singer (idk her name) is so good. I also love the way she's drawn , its like the traditional childrens way of drawing women with the roblox coil hair and the humongous dress

i hope this man never stops making art, even if it is a yo mama joke.

Lyrics: Verse 1. “Premieres in 21 hours” - End -

I love all the miracle musical refetences in this mainly just the variations puppet and the hawaii part ii stars during the fight

The Hawaii: Part II reference got me screeching at 2:28

This is my favorite song from Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and I'm so glad it has one of the greatest music videos I have ever seen

this is the most elaborate yo mama joke ever made

This man made fate of th e stars .

Here is the lyrics Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her" In other words, she ate him Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat Just to clarify Basketball, a basketball Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball I went there, your mother is a basketball A basketball, she's a basketball Stop Everybody take 5 Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live So guys, be loquacious Show off your gall! What did you say his mother was again? A basketball A basketball After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical, A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit Pity the pal who fails to score a swish, Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cause she just won't fit! Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad That the women's NBA's not all round and rad Don't lose ground, be a man Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands? Oedipus Rex, Electra complex Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress Surf's up aboard a tidal wave of jump 'Yo 'boks probably don't even pump, chump! Sup?! I got pump up 'boks, I palm a ball in my hand And shoot infinity points from up across this land So you can't press the man if you know what's best, son Lest you wanna become a tripping guessing lesson Slam dunk! Foul? Ref, make the call! O gee, o gosh, this is all too much Guys, I gotta confide I'm just an actress, y'all Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call Some games don't have winners Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners They contain the innards But we know the sun will always rise and always fall And that your mother will always be a basketball Basketball, a basketball If you're listening, your mother is a basketball That's right, you! Your mother is a basketball She's a basketball, bouncy basketball Over the rainbow in despair Somehow, somewhen, someway, somewhere

1:10 i dont know why but this joe verse scratches my brain so much

MY COUSIN DID THAT !!! LOVE YOU SARAH ❤️

thank you joe hawley me and my friends are so hyped for this

surprised there's not a single JOE mama joke in the comments

2:29 hawaii part ii????!?!?!?!?!?!??!? and also 1:26 stella octangula (i think or im just stupid) edit: just noticed this but 1:11 its the guy from varriations on a cloud

This reminds me of the shows I watched as a little kid, if this was a show I would definitely watch it

All Miracle Musical references I could found: 1:11 - Puppet from Variations on a Cloud 1:15 - maybe a Variations on a Cloud reference, since it talks about 9/11? 1:26 - Stella Octangular hitting the ball 2:00 - Various Stella Octangulars 2:03 - Joe Hawley puppet's (Variations on a Cloud) shadow 2:29 - Several references to Hawaii Part 2, such as the raimbow, the palmtrees

2:09 People: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green Background: Gray This means something...

I’m not even gonna pretend i understand this shit, i used all my brain cells on trying to work out Ruler of Everything, Banana Man, and Labyrinth

I like that they say "your mother" instead of "yo momma"

thumbnail changed?

My mother is a basketball. My mother is a basketball. My mother is a basketball.

1:11 i cant believe that the guy from 9/11 : the song is here too

1:11 omg guy from variations on a cloud is canon to joe hawley

1:11 im varying this cloud rn

imagine he just cancels it

the verse at 1:45 is my favorite part of this song and also a contender for my favorite part of Joe Hawley Joe Hawley

1:11 oh boy i sure do love this puppet character i sure do hope the original video in which he originates isnt about a tragic event

0:03 I can't escape them. They are everywhere. How?

Aw nice they got the ad twins back again.

this is the same man who wrote a deep experamental album about 9/11

joehawleyjoehawley what happened to all the old comments 🏀

hey guys i think your mother might be a basketball-

This is the most Joe hawley thing Joe has ever made.

Us Joe Hawley/tally hall fans are some of the weirdest people out there, you know it, I know it

1:45 How to get 7 new profile pictures

the thumbnail change scared me I fr thought it was a new vid lol

im seeing so many pfps i recognize in the live chat, it makes me happy despite this chaos

im leaving this tab open on my chromebook so when my parents check it ill have my grandmas be basketballs as well

I went to grade 7 and had a boombox that played songs from my iphone and this song came on and we were loving the song and my friend Issaquah died laughing on the floor

This happened to my buddy Eric once

The Tally Hall Cinematic Universe (THCU) grows ever stronger and more bizarre

This is like a baby sensory video to me omfg its beautiful

Help me I can't stop listening to/watching this 😭

why does joe look oddly gender in this style

your father is a football

there’s definitely a “plot” of the music video, but i cant tell what it is at all

I'm tired of boring old music, I need more boring new music

1:53 this part scratches my brain so much and I love it

This is the second time this week someone called one of my family members a ball used in sports.

i love rewatching this music video when my brain feels numb so that way my brain only sees pretty colors

what the fuck

They Changed The Thumbnail Lmao It Used To Be 1:37

JOE REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD

Fuck, I just wish he'd never stop making music.

I GOT TO TALK TO THE PERSON THAT MADE THIS VIDEO AND THEY ARE REALLY COOL !!

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1:11 was that the puppet from the variations on a cloud video

1:11 I love the variations on a cloud referance there

If you told me this was Niel Cicierega I would believe you.

Things Joe Hawley has done Called my mother a basketball,0/10. Not cool dude!!!

Joe balley

1:11 is that a fucking ace attorney reference

This music video weirdly scratches my brain

just to remember Special Thanks: Nintendo

I love that puppet character from variations on a clouds easter egg

Joe really has a gift of writing music, his ability to make you feel so much with nonsensical lyrics is so evident in a lot of his works when he was in tally hall and Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and all of Miracle musical. And half of the time instead of using that talent for his only album, he makes this. What a man

0:32 top 10 saddest anime deaths

now how do i tell my mom that has a crush on joe hawley that this guy wrote a song about her

FUCK IT GOES HARD NO

when joehawleyjoehawley reupload second time

Love him or hate him. He do be spittin facs

The animation reminds me of 80s/90s arcade games.

1:10 Yooo its the puppet from Variations on a Cloud

2:08 Your mother is a TallyHall?!?!?!

Found a new insult.

this animation reminds me of school house rock... *Flashbacks*

This is the same guy who wrote ruler of everything.