Your wife left you last night. What are you doing this morning? 

Awww 😍

That's exactly what my dad would tell my mother.

😄

😂😂😂

Okay there, Rodney carrington. I’ve heard that one before.

Celebrate 🎉 was up there lol

That was "go to church".

Jason Dyrkacz answer #4 was celebrate/smile lol

That was Saturday night.

I'm equally shocked. My response was "go drinking"

You are a simp

Man thats subtle total burn for ure ex wife.....well said🤣

Next level wing man your mate turned out to be 😂 saved you as sacrifice of himself.

@@Hanibul_Lecktor That man jumped on a live grenade 😂😂😂

That’s a real good mate for taking that nightmare off your hands!

I don't. Why the hell would you go to church? Are you delusional? You actually think there's an invisible skydaddy?

Wait til ur 70 .

Typical hu, LOL!!!!!

@No Comps wow. Somebody hurt this guy. Want an internet stranger hug?

yeah it was good line ,but nobody noticed her

You forgot they're unloading a pain in the butt

Calling the lawyer is what happens on Monday morning not Sunday morning.

It reminds me of the bumper sticker that says... wife and dog missing, reward for dog.

@@MikeBrown-ex9nh lmao

@@sweetbeloved623 L

For this show, people always say funny or clever anawers, rather than real answers.

@@MikeBrown-ex9nh Not as good as the famous craigslist post, "dog won't get along with girlfriend, girlfriend demaded 'her or me', so I'm offering to a good home. She sometimes destroys my precious belongings and occasionally pees on the floor but usually behaves herself. Please come over and take her off my property before she reads this craigslist ad because like hell I'm choosing her over the dog." Or something like that.

Police Car

"Honey, I'm leaving you!" "Bye, Felicia!" LOL

🤣

Both said because their wives were right there! 😂😂

We all say sleep in

🤣🤣😂

Then I would call to freeze the credit/debit cards ASAP!!

!!!!WOW BERNIE THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!LOL

Best answer. Lol

@@CommodoreFan64 AGREE WITH you ON THAT AND IT GOES BOTH WAYS LOL SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

Thumbs up for Big Daddy Mark! 👍🏻

Bacon fixes almost everything

It’s the Bacon…the quick pickmeupper!

The world does look a little better with bacon and pancakes in you, yes.

LOL

What about suicide or burn the house down or murder?

That was my first thought.

@cryora you alright mate ? That went dark from you real quick

@@nickchemist723 Me I'm alright, I've never married so I've never divorced. I'm more worried about the ones that did get divorced. This video makes it out to be as though guys would just brush it off, but we've all heard the horror stories that end up on the news.

🤣🤣🤣

This is men *imagining* their wife leaving them. A few probably would be very happy. But watching people get divorced through my life, the men tend to be pretty devastated/angry/lost when they realize the marriage really is over, even the ones who weren't especially happy in the marriage and maybe could have seen it coming for miles.

@@melissasaint3283 Well yeah it's an entertainment show so people just giving funny answers. In real life would be different of course.

@@ismayb754 I mean how many of those 100 men surveyed were asked this right in front of their wife? Probably changed some answer. I like how celebrate was an answer but not go get a new girl. Like that is celebrating.

I honestly thought the pattern was men aren’t looking to get out and get new girls. They’re just finally able to do the average things they want without being bothered like watch the game, sleep in, or go to church. Reverse this question to women and it’s going to get tawdry in here

@@BasedRoots that is a straight fact.

Jesse H. Wow I haven’t thought of it like that but that’s true lmao

@@BasedRoots oh shut up. Women find partners more easily than men at literally any age. Stop pretending like yall arent the least desirable gender with your balding ass and beer bellies

A man marries a woman hoping that she'll never change, and then she does. You gotta ask what is worse, divorce or being in a crummy marriage. If your wife left you on Saturday night, most men would be relieved. Blessed (and rare) is the man whose wife cares about him and wants to stay with him for a lifetime.

Seriously I must be living under a rock. I get back in the day the wife my rely on the husband financially etc but is it still a thing these days??? I’m genuinely shocked.

They did that when Richard Dawson started the show in the 70s

It’s tradition lol

Legend 👑

Wth

Is ur 30yr old baby brain working properly or need permanent help to live??

Lol

‘Nope’ 😆😆

💀☠️💀☠️

Get a attorney on a Sunday?

Not on a sunday. offices aren't open. But okay.

Because law firms aren't open on sunday

Because law firms aren't open on su

@@tobywilliams9609 Her answer was "Get a lawyer," not "call a law firm." If you know someone who is, or knows a lawyer, it's 100% possible to contact them on a Sunday.

Celebrating was up there so.......

That's because we do those things to get a rest from them, if they left, we're already resting.

I was gonna say do her sister.

LMAO definitely typical guy things to do! 😂👌 We really don't slow down for anyone! It's a freakin stress relief and we have unique ways of showing it because we don't want to think about the heartache I mean situation that recently happened 😁.. it's just the way we're built tbh.🤙💪

I expected drinking too

These aren't "cowboys." They're living TV tropes.

@@GrimeBot-io7ho I mean bold judgement for a group of random people you only saw for 30 min on a TV game show.. and know absolutely nothing else about their day to day lives.. but to each their own, I suppose

🤣🤣🤣👊 nailed it

Cowboys with business suits😂

"Cowboys" aren't even cowboys lol most of the guys I see wearing those hats like to pretend they're the rootinest tootinest hardest men west of the Mississippi.... you know what real cowboys did back in the day? Herd cows. They didn't get in gunfights. If they did they'd get fired, because who wants a ranch hand who gets in gunfights

Adam is fine AF

Ikr I literally clicked the vid cuz he was on the tn

Does farting in bed count as "communicating:?

That and a million more things

Yeah. How many people lie on surveys?

@@steveoo6 yeah, but it all starts with good communication (emotional intelligence type of communication).

They're crying for losing half of everything

@@traviskellogg66 Yupp, and the ones trying to contact her are doing so to get their CD's out of the truck she took XD

Only 9% of _all_ men are happily married. If that.

Nope. It means out of all the women in the world, they could only convince 9 percent of the men that getting married to them was a good idea

9%? That high?

Well they would still be married so yes it will

bamafan3435 I’m guessing you thought Ross cheated when he and Rachel were on a break

Oh yes it is. You still married so it's cheating till you get a divorced.

@@dianeshelley6439 nope

@@maxrubert5795 if you're not divorced, you're still married. They can get you on adultery, ask any lawyer.

BAM 💥

🤣

I just wrote that too!! Amen brother!

A woman who has left you is going to attack you and you'd better be ready

Would anybody be open on Sunday?

Me 2 brother

As they say Dog is a man’s best friend.

That reminds me of the old one: my wife said she's leaving me if I don't give up fishing. I'm gonna miss her.😆

Yet, more people said "smile/celebrate"

@@DrCognitive They never said those could not be tears of JOY!!!

@@CommodoreFan64 Amen!

@@CommodoreFan64 Good point! Let the salt flow my friend!

The bewildering thing is that fewer than 2 thought of calling a lawyer. Rightfully it should have been the #1 answer. Remember the question didn't say girlfriend, it said wife, actual wife.

@@lovegrace3719 how in the hell did you get that out of this? I'll give some advice, quit trying to shove your religious beliefs down others throats. It does nothing but turn others away.

@@clayhorton9366 Heavenly Discernment! Nothing to do with Hell except avoiding it. Something you can't understand because you're too busy trying to avoid God. Here's some honest news: Repent and follow Jesus Christ everyone.God loves us all. Christ Jesus died for us and rose again. Jesus Christ is the only way to God the Father. Surrender to Christ and be saved. The blessed Lord shall soon return. Amen.

@@lovegrace3719 ok now please tell me, how do you know the abrahamic God exists when there were countless Gods and Goddesses "existing" before he came about? Where is the evidence? Where are the facts? The Torah, Bible, and Quran were wrote and made by man not God.

@@clayhorton9366 Wrong! The Holy Bible is a collective work of God inspired writings. God saved me and proves Himself to me day and night. Jesus Christ is real. Repent and follow Jesus Christ everyone. Jesus Christ is the only way to God the Father. Surrender to Christ and be saved. Amen.

@Lionel Jackson God Himself shall destroy the world and make a new one.

Be like? What the hell is be like?

@@anne_n_nimity "be like" is just another way of saying "society is like"

@@Wildstar5267 Yeah yeah I get it FFS. It sounds stupid is all

@@Wildstar5267 be like literally, like sounds totally like stupid like you know.

@@anne_n_nimity What be that comment bro. Grammar be like unintelligible right there.

No, they know the repressions of letting her leave, divorce dont happen in a days decision but months if not years

Totally spot on!

It hits the ones who are really committed to marriage, not the ones who do not take it seriously.

"a while" for most women is a few weeks, let's be real.

@@ronbuil6923 man it's such a shame but you never really have one you only have one for a little while I just want someone as enthusiastically for me as I am for her but it seems as if it is impossible

Isn't calling her is a way of finding her 🤔 FF always pass answers that's kinda related or similar meaning so..

Sometimes they accepted t remotely similar answers and sometimes they don’t. I don’t get it

What do you call her: "my ex", "miss finally-gone", or "b***h"?

ReN S no it isn’t. “Go find her” means that you would leave your place of residence and search or look for her. “Calling her” could mean anything really. Maybe calling her to find out why she left in the first place. I know they do that a lot on the show and most of the time I get it.another episode I watched, the question was, “name something a burglar would be surprised to find inside someone’s house”. A contestant answered, “a naked grandma”. The answer that came up on the survey board was, “occupant”. That I understood why because a “naked grandma” is in fact, an occupant.

Yashaya Yaquab 144 how? Maybe she won’t answer. The contestant’s response was specific in that anything on the board that resembles searching or looking would be acceptable. Calling someone doesn’t mean you’re looking for them necessarily. When you’re looking for someone, it’s because you want to know their location. When you call someone, it’s because you want to talk and maybe discuss why she left the night before.

I liked that one, too. Practical. A man has to eat. 👍

You have to eat and what's better then having a restaurant make it for you. You know she wouldn't have anyways. Lolol

That is why country music sucks. Music is supposed to be enjoyed, and make you temporarily forget about lifes problems, NOT remind you of them.

Yeah I feel that!😆

Third comment I read like this here

I’m now thinking this was a line from a comedian or a TV show when most of our parents were younger.

But then she called the cops

There is a song from the 80's where that's the title lol by mental as anything.

Lawyers don't work on Sunday

Yes, but being a marriage coach you've already pre-filtered out all the alphas, sigmas, etc. They all slept in, watched TV, went golfing, or went out and celebrated with a younger female. Only the beta simps are left when they get to you and no woman wants to be married to a beta simp.

Tell them to grow a pair an move on, they are grown men not high school kids

"Most men that going to marriage coaches..." There I fixed it for you.

@@gibster9624 he literally wrote "most men I deal with"

@@tamurmur Yes. And that's where the paragraph should have ended. Thought I made that point really clear. Smdh cmon man.

Hamza Abbas Zaidi 🤣 underrated comment lmfao Edit: I’m gay, so I found this very relatable.

ShinyBloxray same😂😂

oh yeah daddy lol

We still doing these memes

Pause

Play some patty cake right there

Underrated comment

@Steve Klemetti that’s what I thought lol

They’re told to do that. The only one that can make fun of the answer is Steve

Is it cheating if she left? Sounds like we were on a break territory IMO

Isn't that what you would do Saturday night after she leaves? Sunday morning would be the hangover.

Who says the night ended

Its the morning

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle

So tru.... I've walked into my Mom and Dad's house once ( did I say ONCE) my Mom made me go back outside and try again . When I was in the Navy it is improper to wear your cover inside any building

That's cuz they're stupid and dont know what type of state they are. They also weren't raised right

Totally disrespectful to wear a hat indoors.

I’m from Texas, they look dumb. Everyone knows better!!!!

Knew this video was American as soon as I saw the first image of the guy wearing the cowboy hat indoors 🙄. It looks ridiculous, not to mention it's bad manners.

DrCognitive 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

I was expecting plan revenge against her or the man she cheated with to be there tbh.

Around here most don't open until noon on Sunday, unfortunately. 😀

OH HELL NO!!!!

Always helps me clear my mind.

How's everything going my brother

Right after she cleaned out the bank account.

Signed a prenup 😂😂😂

@@Another-Address Lawyers will usually return a call within a couple hours. It’s a point of ethics.

You never really know a woman until you meet her in court.

LoL I was also thinking same, hot man. And YUP ur right, who'd wanna leave him?!

Heard that! He is HOT!

If I leave, he'll be coming with me.

brunch, call everyone, break his stuff, drink lots of wine

Get a bunch of cats. Run up the credit card. Play victim.

Probably something like: not cooking him breakfast, not cleaning after him, get kids to mother and had fun with girlfriends 😁

A woman would waste no time trashing him out to all their friends & relatives and everybody else on social media. Then on Monday morning she would find a badass lawyer. Women are vindictive. What a man would really do if his woman left him is stalk her, threaten, and generally make her life a living hell. Because men are vindictive, too.

@@BigBri550 tell us you're an incel without telling us you're an incel

Sounds like it really was

Xdelgado : sleep in with lover

It typically is a good decision to walk away from you crazy ass females 🤣

I guess you chose poorly

Dawson was a little disturbing with the kissing

How does this comment not have more likes? I thought this was a pre-super bowl addition.

Joseph Del Bosque thought it was Oscar Isaac for a sec lol

Not in the morning?

Ha! You know It's funny, when I read the comment I knew exactly who you were talking about LMAO guy at the end with the cowboy hat say he would watch sports the following day 😂.. I knew he had familiar looking face 😁👌

Jimmy and Adam r hot

There wives were stood next to them when they answered I'd start drinking get to the bar order chicken wings and watch football all day

Plus its sunday. Monday got work if any were working. 😂😂😂

7 went to thank God...

nah sleeping is definitely the go to

If she left her kids she couldn't extort her husband for money.

You're one of those that alienate kids from the day huh?

C L A S S I C... you spoke Troof right there. Lol

Yeah 2 hookers was my 1st thought

Never married but.... been there, done that/her/friends lol

Absolutely!!!

Straight facts

Stop! 😅😆🤣haaaa haaaa LOL you cracked me up!