Youth Pastors Try SIN | G is for Jesus 3 (Teen Edition) 

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Let's go back in time shall we? You are once again an awkward, naïve teen just trying to seem cool, and fit in... you know, follow the pack and avoid being TORN TO SHREDS. You enter a dim, dingy room with black walls, flashing colorful lights, and throbbing music from last decade. The air is thick with the smell of sweat as slick, shiny bodies in their best clothing undulate unnaturally through the murky cacophony. Suddenly, a shady figure emerges from the fog. He's wearing a cheap blazer and pants so tight they could be spray-painted on. You can't quite make out his face through the pounding chaos but he seems... far too old to be here - oh, and what's this? He's got something clutched in his clammy hand he wants you to take. It's... a slice of lukewarm pizza?? "Hey dude! Hope you brought your Bible!" he screams with far too much confidence for a man with a '96 Pontiac Grand Am. That's right, that's not a drug dealer and this isn't a night club; that's your youth pastor and this... is YOUTH GROUP. Oh look, we're all gonna watch an old, terrible, B movie with a positive moral lesson. I wonder what it is this ti- Oh... OH NO... it's... a WIZARDS WITH GUNS COMEDY SKETCH... I'm gonna go smoke Newports in the bathroom. Come get me when it's over.
Music:
This is the Church - COGIC International Music Department
Lord of the Land - Kevin MacLeod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
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