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Megachurch Pastors Try to Predict the Apocalypse 

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Here's a thorough list from the book of Etreesions that sums up everyone who WON'T be raptured into Heaven come Judgments Day:
Sorcerers
Liars
Thieves
Dentists
People with Velcro wallets
People who wear cargo shorts above the knees
Rondald McDondald and his Hamburger, Grimace
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

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22 авг 2024

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Комментарии : 496   
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад
Besides all the yogurt boiling, what else happens during the end times?
@yungyahweh
@yungyahweh Год назад
You urinate feces and ejaculate urine and poop semen. Not that I'd know.
@Otamatone69
@Otamatone69 Год назад
Diarrhea for all
@mrjorts8574
@mrjorts8574 Год назад
Arizona Iced tea becomes a $1.00
@NixityNullt
@NixityNullt Год назад
Ben Shapiro Sings WAP on stage with Cardi B
@tonygarcia6862
@tonygarcia6862 Год назад
Covid-20
@goofykid1227
@goofykid1227 Год назад
These mega pastors drippy as hell for the end of days
@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer Год назад
Drip to end all drip
@MoonCowGaming
@MoonCowGaming 4 месяца назад
Drip while you RIP is important
@fritzdecat
@fritzdecat Год назад
"This is free for $100" is such a good joke for when products say "free, just pay $59.99 shipping and handling."
@nugget3687
@nugget3687 5 месяцев назад
The amount of time i check eBay for a good deal and find something for 50 dollars free shipping and the same thing for 30 dollars, 20 dollars for shipping. That's the same god damn price!
@Azrage
@Azrage 3 месяца назад
I also just noticed this time around that when he says "Complimentary Mark of The Beast disguise kit", it flashes "$75" on screen.
@fritzdecat
@fritzdecat 3 месяца назад
I hope they make so many of these. They always give me a good chuckle.
@THATGuy5654
@THATGuy5654 Год назад
I'm fascinated by the rogue cowboy. For some reason, I can only picture him with Daniel's face.
@bladekick6405
@bladekick6405 4 месяца назад
It's Danniel for sure!
@michaelisntcool
@michaelisntcool Год назад
The true sign of the end times will be when Wizards With Guns gets 1,000,000 subscribers.
@that_guy_standing5754
@that_guy_standing5754 Год назад
Holy shit, only 100k subs? Their content is so good, I didn't realize they had so little exposure
@fernandoauzneira4165
@fernandoauzneira4165 Год назад
Nice comment
@bonniedykstra6722
@bonniedykstra6722 Год назад
@@that_guy_standing5754 seriously, this channel is so good
@jarrarwinks8470
@jarrarwinks8470 Год назад
I hope it comes soon.
@robertdobson2846
@robertdobson2846 Год назад
This comment will age well in about a year or 2
@Skimeric
@Skimeric Год назад
The Holy Hand Grenade gag never gets old
@BraidensWorldProductions
@BraidensWorldProductions Год назад
We all need a holy grenade in our lives
@EnclaveSgt
@EnclaveSgt Год назад
​@Braiden’s world I have three next to my Bible. Got to fight off the demons at night
@Nick-pb7pz
@Nick-pb7pz Год назад
count to three!
@jcola477
@jcola477 Год назад
1 2 5 er 3
@muliebris6338
@muliebris6338 Год назад
Do we have a lion... A witch... And a wardrobe?
@Bulldozer0330
@Bulldozer0330 5 месяцев назад
Honestly the accent is what sells it...all the megachurch pastors i've seen (i do not go to church by the way.) have this EXACT accent
@angi216
@angi216 2 месяца назад
Reminds me of the Righteous Gemstones. Same accent!
@calumhouston3308
@calumhouston3308 Год назад
The way these guys excalate the comedy is brilliant. Love their content.
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 Год назад
ARE U TELLING ME TO LOVE THEIR CONTENT!?
@PeanutButterWasTaken
@PeanutButterWasTaken Год назад
@@alex.g7317 YES DO IT NOW!!!
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 Год назад
@@PeanutButterWasTaken NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PsychoticCucumber
@PsychoticCucumber Год назад
You mean by shouting ? Yeah ... absolutely comedic geniuses . ..
@yungoldman2823
@yungoldman2823 Год назад
excalate? man…its fucking escalate
@zerodark3505
@zerodark3505 Год назад
I just started watching this channel a little over a week ago. Watched a bunch of videos already and to see the next iteration of one of your best series come out live is a real joy. God Bless.
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад
Thanks Zero Dark!
@grubblewubbles
@grubblewubbles Год назад
I know, I loved this video
@maxbennett5412
@maxbennett5412 Год назад
@@Wizards_with_Guns This is quite funny and even if you guys are not Christian I still respect you for taking them time to point out the issues with Megachurches. Also I'm quite sure the bible explicitly states that none but God will know when the end times starts.
@ilajoie3
@ilajoie3 Год назад
It's good to see that Reverend Ruby Ranch survived his nail problem and the ornaments
@berwynsigns4115
@berwynsigns4115 Год назад
They'll survive the grenade problem too I bet
@EnclaveSgt
@EnclaveSgt Год назад
The good Lord protects
@tonygarcia6862
@tonygarcia6862 Год назад
GOLDEN BAPTISM 😂😂😂 Great job guys!!!🔥
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu Год назад
Thank you 😊
@LordMerji
@LordMerji Год назад
A quality sermon from my favorite pastors!
@2percentright
@2percentright Год назад
Hallelujah
@anonymouse220
@anonymouse220 Год назад
The triple take at 4:07 is great. He notices, he's confused, then he's just disappointed. There, there, Reverend Ranch.
@nicholaswallen8147
@nicholaswallen8147 Год назад
The picture of the devil part, I don't know why but I'm crying from laughing so hard. Great work
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem Год назад
LOL *"Now... how do we know the endtimes hath be'pon'd us??"* Bravo sirs! 👏 👏 👏 🌹🌹
@xandiloquencebizarre
@xandiloquencebizarre Год назад
hahaha thank you I was trying to think of how to write be'pon'd
@charleslovell5315
@charleslovell5315 Год назад
THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU, BILL NYE
@PeanutButterWasTaken
@PeanutButterWasTaken Год назад
I’m starting to think these “pastors” have some kind of Unus Anus type deal going on where they die multiple times and get replaced/come back to life. For instance, Ruby Ranch already died before in the Christmas episode after eating an ornament and falling on a nail if I remember correctly. That means it would have to come last in the timeline, but they also both presumably die here as well, or at least get their legs blasted off. You could just say that these episodes are completely separate, but I don’t think so. WWG has proved that all the other sketches take place in the same universe through references and reoccurring characters, the first of which was Daniel. He seems to be central to this channel, and definitely has some anomalous abilities, including turning a raisin into a grapefruit, (“see, Terrys Cookoff Extravaganza”) and quickly appearing like some scp 096 shit to impale a man with a baguette without breaking it. (See “Male Karen’s are the Worst”) It would make sense for the “G is for Jesus” series to take place in some pocket dimension/artificial universe like MatPat theorized in his unus anus video, but Daniel “answering” the phones in the previously mentioned Christmas episode throws a wrench in that theory.
@Simplemalk
@Simplemalk Год назад
They are already in hell where these corrupt, gospel of wealth, megachurch pastors belong.
@souls49
@souls49 Год назад
No it’s more like cane and Abel, the immortal brothers in the Bible
@snakevenom8136
@snakevenom8136 Год назад
Idk man able didn’t seem very immortal when Cain busted his head in with a rock…
@sayvionwashington1939
@sayvionwashington1939 Год назад
Inb4 they're actually in hell, unknowingly making a fool of themselves in front of a live demonic audience for all eternity.
@chimpanzinc1790
@chimpanzinc1790 8 месяцев назад
i like how you refer to them as an "it" as if they aren't human at all
@TheRealFrozenFire
@TheRealFrozenFire Год назад
Um, as a Christian... This is really funny actually.
@kingofcards9516
@kingofcards9516 Год назад
Same.
@Enoi217
@Enoi217 4 месяца назад
2:16 "Rondald McDondald and his hamburger grimace" XD
@organick6882
@organick6882 Год назад
The timing of “My daughter… died-“ 😂
@SaltStorm007
@SaltStorm007 Год назад
LMFAO....‘Righteous Hand Grenades’......i’m ☠️😂 ‘Golden Baptism’......😂
@theyruinedyoutubeagain
@theyruinedyoutubeagain Год назад
I love these guys so much. I'm genuinely pissed off that the algorithm hasn't picked their channel yet
@CassiusZedaker-pr7kc
@CassiusZedaker-pr7kc Год назад
Oh, but it has
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt Год назад
I was already exhaling from my nose at the "BILL BILL BILL BILL" bit, I already knew the rest of this would be gold lmao
@althechicken9597
@althechicken9597 10 месяцев назад
The fact that i got a legit ad FOR THE BIBLE on this video is killing me.
@brugbo613
@brugbo613 Год назад
I get "the end is nigh- for you, Bill Nye!!" Stuck in my head
@johnkelly5648
@johnkelly5648 Год назад
Just started watching these guys about 6 months ago and compared to other similar sketch/improve comedy channels they stand out a ton. Its a real shame on youtube not giving these guys more exposure. Idk what their Facebook presence is like but if they cut some good reels together I'd bet their subs would increase greatly. If their already heavy on FB and still dont get more fans then I know that this is the true sign of the end of times.
@agon2239
@agon2239 5 месяцев назад
This is free for $100 fuck sake that caught me off guard
@BOXXLUVVVR
@BOXXLUVVVR Год назад
This entire video had been laughing out loud the whole time. I love you guys, you're so underrated. Please keep it up!
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia Год назад
I love how their implied to actually be satanists. It add depth to the jokes. Matthew 24:5 The reference to the Palmarian Bible was wonderful.
@lucasfilmsphotography
@lucasfilmsphotography Год назад
The phone number just is a survey for if you’re 50 and older or not. Great job boys. Great job.
@atmosphericruler3601
@atmosphericruler3601 Год назад
They foretold grimaces birthday
@fain5722
@fain5722 Год назад
The best ending to any of your sketches, Loving y'alls work!
@jkfurman
@jkfurman Год назад
“I know I was there”. I’m dying
@andycarleen9166
@andycarleen9166 Год назад
Good to see Ruby has recovered from that horrendous head injury from the Christmas broadcast. We are truly blessed. 🙏
@SaltStorm007
@SaltStorm007 Год назад
Haircuts are looking fresh gentlemen 💯
@Chicken_Joe420
@Chicken_Joe420 5 месяцев назад
This hit me right in the sports center
@defvent
@defvent Год назад
Dang that happens every time at our fall festival
@grubblewubbles
@grubblewubbles Год назад
Brilliant satire, I loved it so much, COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME. God bless you 🙏
@scrubology
@scrubology Год назад
"BILL BILL BILL BILL" is so much funnier than it should be lmao
@everett6072
@everett6072 Год назад
Can't ever get enough G is for Jesus
@lowgun5181
@lowgun5181 Год назад
“Yeah I know I was there” killed me
@LilWarGod741
@LilWarGod741 Год назад
I wait everyday with my fellow wizzlers for a new episode and I’m never disappointed by the quality.
@Morokei_The_Mad
@Morokei_The_Mad Год назад
I must say my dear lads this is one god tier episode of this holy series! I hope my two favorite disciples god continue to deliver the holy message. Praise Horvath I MEAN-
@excessivecoughing6376
@excessivecoughing6376 Год назад
I'm living my hell right now. Ran out of lotion, & my skin just won't stop being dry. Tried rubbing saucy spare ribs on my body, will let you know the results
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад
Keep us posted
@ac3d657
@ac3d657 Год назад
As someone who requires the need of intermittent catheters... that ending got me good.
@DanteOkami
@DanteOkami Год назад
One would think to just put the pins back into the grenades. But you gotta respect the pull out game, I suppose... 😔💥
@ZirexNorcruin
@ZirexNorcruin Год назад
I love how you switched the books they read every so often
@utubeiskaren7796
@utubeiskaren7796 4 месяца назад
"This is free for $100"
@swordforger3719
@swordforger3719 Год назад
God I love this series, hey Wizards, if you guys need a new idea for "G" is for Jesus having them check out like Norse or Greek mythology would be hilarious
@Emperor_Atlantis
@Emperor_Atlantis Год назад
A nice ending for a funny saga. Praise Horvath
@ilovestitch
@ilovestitch Год назад
Love when new WWG drops!!!
@totalbadass500
@totalbadass500 Год назад
This is in the top 3 best for me. Ending was perfect
@papaluigi7331
@papaluigi7331 Год назад
Honestly the g is for Jesus series is one of the funniest things on this site rn
@n_o_n_t_u
@n_o_n_t_u Год назад
this feels like a Brandon Rogers kind of video and I love it lmao.
@canteventhough
@canteventhough Год назад
I fucking love you guys. Thank you.
@galavant2754
@galavant2754 Год назад
Everytime I thought the jokes would start to peter out you just kept taking it further lmao
@TySama0
@TySama0 Год назад
The hooves of a goat, the horns of a ram, the body of a goat and the face of a sheep? Terrifying!
@RamenDenominator
@RamenDenominator Год назад
We could all use the Grenade of Truth.
@geraldballinger6428
@geraldballinger6428 11 месяцев назад
"i drew this in my sleep" me:so your possessed by bill cipher?
@yungyahweh
@yungyahweh Год назад
♥️ you guys are awesome. Thanks for all your great work
@andrewphan8002
@andrewphan8002 Год назад
The final BILL 😂😂
@SuperHuntster
@SuperHuntster Год назад
This was beautiful
@MrRasta3600
@MrRasta3600 Год назад
I always tune in for my favourite tv show, G for Jesus.
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol 4 месяца назад
Oh disguise. That's why I have a pentagram on my shoulder
@jakecross6212
@jakecross6212 Год назад
I'm so glad I found your videos this is the best
@adamsmith4012
@adamsmith4012 Год назад
this is probably one of my favorite videos on the platform
@SaltyAsTheSea
@SaltyAsTheSea Год назад
ITS FINALLY HERE, what a gift to wake up to ❤️
@FunsiZed590
@FunsiZed590 Год назад
Of course the Devil would go to Cracker Barrel; the restaurant notoriously known for giving the green apple splatters.
@goawayihavecommentstomake1488
Those pastors dropping a lot of Truth Bombs, you might say.
@nathanielreichley4640
@nathanielreichley4640 Год назад
This is my favorite of your recurring bits.
@corneliakashigawi5743
@corneliakashigawi5743 11 месяцев назад
Played this video at 240p for that extra immersion
@nullmori715
@nullmori715 Год назад
NO BILL NYE DONT DROP THE BOMB (Bing and Mexico approved?)
@indy_the_awesome4615
@indy_the_awesome4615 17 дней назад
4:15 That took me an extra second to realize he was trying to wash off his Mark of The Beast. And those temporary the disguise kits are like the opposite of temporary tattoos, covering your mark
@ComicSansMcGee
@ComicSansMcGee Год назад
God I love this series
@lucasjones3338
@lucasjones3338 Год назад
FREE for $100? That's a deal.
@benjaminguzman3428
@benjaminguzman3428 Год назад
Holy Hand Grenades for $60 is a steal!
@casey_jones32
@casey_jones32 10 месяцев назад
'Or Broke free'.. Top line at 2:18.. You guys actually wrote something in the Elder Futhark for a frame & 1\2 ... Freakin love y'all
@pillage_party_and_papacy
@pillage_party_and_papacy Год назад
Thank you Ministers for your ministry! Now I am ready for the day of Revelation. That said if in 15 days I don’t die, you may be hearing from an official inquisitor and a knights hospitaller.
@b.buster
@b.buster Год назад
the holy hand grenade sir
@kobevanimpe5340
@kobevanimpe5340 Год назад
the devil could in this very room. it could be you. it could be me it could even be-
@chuckmcguffin
@chuckmcguffin 4 месяца назад
We might need a Pt 2 with current events increasing on the daily
@imalright48
@imalright48 Год назад
this feels like one of those adult swim sketches
@thewizard4200
@thewizard4200 Год назад
These are my favorite characters!
@mpad4497
@mpad4497 Год назад
2 fragmentation grenades for $60? A damn steal…
@brenobrancalliao9481
@brenobrancalliao9481 Год назад
God bless the holy hand granade
@Li-ck8ek
@Li-ck8ek Месяц назад
That face he makes at 4:55 😂
@Bin.Ballen
@Bin.Ballen Год назад
As a Christian I can confirm this is indeed mega church preachers 😂
@FerretTwister
@FerretTwister 4 месяца назад
The grimace shake part has happened. We are close to the end according to these good God fearing men.
@blitheringape5321
@blitheringape5321 Год назад
These guys should be the vendors in the next devil may cry
@Kohl293
@Kohl293 Год назад
The only megachurch pastors I respect
@charlesbarkson
@charlesbarkson Год назад
i dont know why it took this long to find this channel but its very clearly under rated, you guys are hilarious
@user-cm2kk2br1t
@user-cm2kk2br1t Год назад
2:06 *A cruel angel's thesis starts playing*
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 Год назад
After the first sentence, I paused the video and said "Nigh? As in Bill Nye???" To myself. What a coincidence.
@therussianspy0725
@therussianspy0725 Год назад
THEY'RE BACK 😁
@conformalstatue4016
@conformalstatue4016 Год назад
This should be a show on adult swim g is for Jesus is so funny!
@Allomorf
@Allomorf Год назад
Thank you for saving my soul. Maybe. Probably.
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot Год назад
Nice use of the D&D red dragon trophy. :P
@ThePublicLibrarian
@ThePublicLibrarian Год назад
My two favourite preachers are back!
@beantinproductions
@beantinproductions Год назад
So glad these guys came back
@420deadbirds4
@420deadbirds4 Год назад
I only just found you guys. I broke through the spells of algorithmius. I love your content please don't give up. You guys are freaking hilarious and a breath of fresh air from the normal RU-vid garbage.
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