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Megachurch Pastors Try Dungeons and Dragons | "G" is for Jesus 

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@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns 3 года назад
Tell us your WORST D&D experience... we assume it involves a rogue
@MorganTheMad
@MorganTheMad 3 года назад
I played Shadowrun with a group of very, very patient people. In that they refused to plan or act based on whatever initial conditions the DM or scenario provided and they basically always chose to "Wait for a good opportunity." until the DM made the objective sufficiently easy for them. My attempts to convince them to take action, such as having the character geared for social actions actually... TALK to somebody was usually met with my plan being called stupid and everyone returning to waiting.
@dungeonmaster217
@dungeonmaster217 3 года назад
I feel attacked.
@Archflip
@Archflip 3 года назад
My worst DnD experience is waiting 30 minutes for a player to show up for a session before receiving a call that they can't make it tonight. A recurring nightmare of mine.
@angryhob0z
@angryhob0z 3 года назад
Playing Mutants and Masterminds and I rolled a super-strength hero/good aligned character, tried to create a minor earthquake-esque tremor to cause a cosmetic distraction in a building and rolled a 1; brought the whole building down 😂
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu 3 года назад
@@MorganTheMad motivating players is one of the great challenges of DMing
@loganleppien2234
@loganleppien2234 2 года назад
the way they went from "how much blood will it cost for *one* game?" to "I CHOOSE HOR'VATH AUGR OF THE BLOODFIELD!"
@HonerableG
@HonerableG Год назад
To “PRAISE HOR’VATH”
@musicingflowing
@musicingflowing Год назад
I thought it was Whore Vats - Vats filled with politicians..?
@Emperor_Atlantis
@Emperor_Atlantis Год назад
Hörvath according to the subtitles the scheduled program put up
@Blackpheonix99
@Blackpheonix99 Год назад
That part caught me so off guard 🤣😂🤣
@SockWizard
@SockWizard 9 месяцев назад
Coincidentally, they both cost exactly 4 blood. no more no less
@defvent
@defvent 3 года назад
"another soul saved... my own" is absolutely one of the top WWG moments of all time
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu 3 года назад
:) thank you ☺️
@Rocksidion
@Rocksidion Год назад
Technically he saved the other guy's soul because of his immediate conversion lol
@cyberoverkill5844
@cyberoverkill5844 Год назад
What part was this at?
@omgnoooooo
@omgnoooooo Год назад
How could you choose just one?
@VensVids
@VensVids 10 месяцев назад
"Radical Pagan Game" or "RPG" was a genius line
@clintonbehrends4659
@clintonbehrends4659 9 месяцев назад
to be fair it does have elves and it is pretty radical
@wify0241
@wify0241 2 месяца назад
I somehow JUST got that, I've watched every sketch like ten times and I didn't get the ACRONYM joke?😭
@da_bosso8634
@da_bosso8634 2 месяца назад
​@@clintonbehrends4659pagen doesn't necessarily have anything to do with elves, being pagen means you have religious beliefs that don't fall under any largely recognized religion
@wombataldebaran9686
@wombataldebaran9686 2 месяца назад
@@da_bosso8634 and how many largely recognised religions include elves? Not alot, ergo paganism :)
@bungusbongus
@bungusbongus 11 месяцев назад
The "son's gay boyfriend" joke always gets me harder than it should
@jerrybrink2244
@jerrybrink2244 10 месяцев назад
Giggity
@EdKolis
@EdKolis 9 месяцев назад
"My son's not gay! His gay boyfriend put a gaying spell on him that turned him gay! But he's not really gay!"
@brandonlilly5738
@brandonlilly5738 7 месяцев назад
Wait…like you get really hard?
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 4 месяца назад
@@brandonlilly5738 "femboys tend to do that" -Priests
@dreamerofthorns
@dreamerofthorns 2 месяца назад
Wait. Gets you hard?
@coreytaylor447
@coreytaylor447 3 года назад
"can I leave? Im late for my church pot luck" sounds like a DM all right
@a.persson5728
@a.persson5728 25 дней назад
The way around this is to have your DnD group play at your church and have the DM be the pastor's husband and also have your pastor be a fellow player (I got lucky)
@brightonbegole5459
@brightonbegole5459 Год назад
"Hörvath, Augur of the Blood Field" is a name that goes so unfathomably hard I might just have to use it in my own homebrew games.
@Kohl293
@Kohl293 Год назад
I made an entire church based on these characters and they worship Hörvath but behave like regular youth pastors outside of church 10/10 would meme again
@ineffablake
@ineffablake 4 месяца назад
​@@Kohl293dude that is amazing
@drakegrandx5914
@drakegrandx5914 2 года назад
The fact the DM was revealed to be Christian at the end makes it 1000 times better. XD
@thegreatandterrible4508
@thegreatandterrible4508 2 года назад
Some Satanists have churches, I guess
@willmangrum3686
@willmangrum3686 Год назад
I'm actually a Christian, and I'm usually the DM in my games.
@drakegrandx5914
@drakegrandx5914 Год назад
@@willmangrum3686 Same.
@Kohl293
@Kohl293 Год назад
I imagine he’s really big in their church but neither of them recognize him.
@chinsaw2727
@chinsaw2727 Год назад
@@Kohl293 Would explain why he would be in such close proximity to them. Holy men of such caliber cannot interact with the lower classes outside the bedroom.
@sammy6169
@sammy6169 3 года назад
*explains D&D* ... "Now that he's casts a spell of confusion on me" Pretty much sums up my first time
@mattyte719
@mattyte719 3 года назад
I’m sorry, I’m absolutely going to use “another soul saved... my own!”
@zolthetroll
@zolthetroll 3 года назад
As a avid dnd player and ex-dungeon master as well as a pastors kid at a christian college- Accurate and hilarious!
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns 3 года назад
Perfect! That’s what we’re going for!
@saucyplebeian7901
@saucyplebeian7901 3 года назад
Damon has the best expressions, also I love the smile Frank has when he says 'he has forsaken me'. Frank's teethy expressions are so good when he plays Titus.
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu 3 года назад
Thank you for teeth appreciation 😁
@Emperor_Atlantis
@Emperor_Atlantis 2 года назад
I totally agree. Its these little things that really bring this scetch to a whole new level.
@fluffykitten077
@fluffykitten077 3 года назад
"No I haven't" Ok, that is a solid joke
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu 3 года назад
Many thanks!
@ebbindodds3826
@ebbindodds3826 2 года назад
@@FrankStJohn-xw2wu for what
@DvH_2
@DvH_2 Год назад
@@ebbindodds3826 frank is part of WWG, he's Pastor Titus in this skit
@resurectedgamer3500
@resurectedgamer3500 2 года назад
i love the "i chose my heavenly father the one true god" and then the guy next to him "I PICK HORVATH AUGER OF THE BLOOD FIELD" "gasps"
@Jmoth792
@Jmoth792 11 месяцев назад
As a DM who grew up in a strict religious family, this made me laugh so hard I woke my roommates.
@drigondii
@drigondii 2 года назад
"You can't just--" "I got another 20." Too true XD
@GraffitiCreativity
@GraffitiCreativity 7 месяцев назад
Every BBG whenever I DM always gets crit before the next turn.
@devinbaird2470
@devinbaird2470 3 года назад
"Theyre freaking demons! Do you think we stand a chance?" Got me to snort out loud in public lol
@DereliqueMahBAWLS
@DereliqueMahBAWLS 3 года назад
I love when he asks “when you die in the game do you die in real life?” Only the true OGs will get that one
@diabolusabinfernum3461
@diabolusabinfernum3461 3 года назад
Because in a game of life or death you either live, or you die.
@arieencomrade6094
@arieencomrade6094 3 года назад
No it’s from a real wizard plays D&D by them
@sinfinite7516
@sinfinite7516 2 года назад
Oh I thought it was an SAO reference
@lukyansilver2771
@lukyansilver2771 2 года назад
@@sinfinite7516 yuck
@bigmanguyfella9386
@bigmanguyfella9386 2 года назад
@@lukyansilver2771 yuck implies you have seen sao and then decided to dislike it because other people do, so please shut up:)
@leahrice5827
@leahrice5827 3 года назад
dungeon master or 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗
@straightupanarg6226
@straightupanarg6226 2 года назад
How did you get that font?
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 2 года назад
I love how gentle and softspoken the D&D player is compared to the pastors who are just batshit all the time
@tsukishimakei5055
@tsukishimakei5055 3 года назад
i was raised believing that D&D stands for Demons and Deities smh
@p.m.e.7311
@p.m.e.7311 Год назад
Why does that sound cooler
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Месяц назад
​@@p.m.e.7311And much more accurate
@FromHerotoZeroYT
@FromHerotoZeroYT 3 года назад
I have never clicked a video faster in my life and I'm happy to report that it lived up to my expectations and then some
@michaelcolon276
@michaelcolon276 2 года назад
“Tell him about my lord and savior”…”I rolled a 20” DM’s like mmmm okay “he accepts his new lord and savior” 😂😂 “whiles he’s distracted I stab him like a 100 times I rolled another 20”🤣🤣😂
@CobraSmokehouse
@CobraSmokehouse 3 года назад
Lol that 1-800 number directs you to some automated system,asks if you're over 50 year old and then I dipped out.
@Everfalling
@Everfalling 3 года назад
it was a sex hotline for me when i called
@soldog13
@soldog13 3 года назад
@@Everfalling lucky
@joshbrown9714
@joshbrown9714 3 года назад
I’ve missed this series! Thank you for warning us about the ever present evils of rolling a fucking dice.
@Statikshokk94
@Statikshokk94 3 года назад
Hörvath is the one true god and don’t you forget it 🙏🏻
@IncorporarMC
@IncorporarMC 3 года назад
Hentai is the true god
@duckdumb8881
@duckdumb8881 3 года назад
@@IncorporarMC No I haven't
@Serkisist
@Serkisist 3 года назад
You actually chose not to have Mageus show up and spank them? There better be a sequel!
@22burnsie
@22burnsie 3 года назад
Magius wouldn’t waste his power and time with mortals and a non-wizard DM
@FryManTheGreat
@FryManTheGreat 2 года назад
@@22burnsie He would actually mess with 2 mortals and a non-wizard DM
@John-Johnsonreal
@John-Johnsonreal Год назад
@@22burnsiehe would 100% appear and rob them with his gu-, my bad, magic power and then kill them anyway
@sinfinite7516
@sinfinite7516 2 года назад
This is exactly the same vibe as that that guy calling pokemon devil worship
@kayleejazz1669
@kayleejazz1669 2 года назад
That’s what they said about Harry Potter but all it did was teach me Latin and disappointment. Though I had a better time understanding what the Catholics were saying.
@neoc03
@neoc03 Год назад
No idea how these shorts haven't been picked up to be on adult swim between full length shows. This content is gold.
@Swarkyishome
@Swarkyishome 3 года назад
Every video y'all produce is fucking pure gold
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns 3 года назад
That’s so kind to say!!
@comptoncompound7846
@comptoncompound7846 2 года назад
@@Wizards_with_Guns nah man it’s just the truth
@hi346353
@hi346353 3 года назад
Nice to see Blorfus the Brown hiding in plain sight
@kevinconn
@kevinconn 3 года назад
“And the is the K’ron?” 😂😂😂😂❤️
@Komanderkyle3466
@Komanderkyle3466 Год назад
"Now if you die in the game? you die in real life, right?" one of my favorite recurring jokes ever
@thetetons744
@thetetons744 3 года назад
As someone who recently started playing dnd this is genuinely amazing haha
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 2 года назад
“Well they’re demons, we can’t fight them!” *Doomguy noises intensifies*
@diegog6162
@diegog6162 3 года назад
“2 words, role-playing chat room”
@colehow2nd
@colehow2nd 3 года назад
The K'Ron got me rollin.
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns 3 года назад
Rolling with salvation 😎
@EoThorne
@EoThorne 3 года назад
Do not drink anything, especially kool-aid, while watching this video.
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu
@FrankStJohn-xw2wu 3 года назад
What about gravy
@Kolevah
@Kolevah 3 года назад
This is easily one of my favorite videos now!
@marcusstewart1097
@marcusstewart1097 3 года назад
Hoping Pastor Diamondback & Rev. Ranch can give me some spiritual guidance - Best Warlock Pact for dominating the enemies of Christendom? Thanks boys
@Hat_boy3953
@Hat_boy3953 3 года назад
We didnt ask for it, but we fucking love it
@cr4zyg047
@cr4zyg047 3 года назад
TIL Lucifer is a gnome.
@tino_-td7ok
@tino_-td7ok 2 года назад
This is hands down my favourite sketch of yours
@rubysparx
@rubysparx 7 месяцев назад
Ok this one’s my favorite. The bit about converting the ogre before killing him is so real they literally did that in real life
@chimpanzinc1790
@chimpanzinc1790 6 месяцев назад
technically he did save that ogre since he died after he repented, so he just got a quick and easy ticket to heaven.
@ghostlandered
@ghostlandered 2 года назад
The look of shock in these skits whenever one of y'all says some thing blasphemous will never get old.
@PajamaPantsStudios
@PajamaPantsStudios Год назад
Halleluyuh, another soul saved! “By Odin!” I know now that he says “my own” but by Odin sent me reeling lmao
@YoshiiSkye
@YoshiiSkye 3 года назад
Definitely my favorite series of yours, keep it up guys
@Resultsmayvary7
@Resultsmayvary7 3 года назад
Fantastic, this is the greatest church ever, we need this more than anything 😎
@Alec_Clay
@Alec_Clay 3 года назад
the chick fil a in the garbage can was a nice touch
@bobflemming336
@bobflemming336 3 года назад
"Radical Pagan Game"
@jburchardt
@jburchardt 3 года назад
guys, this was brilliant!
@shoestringVA
@shoestringVA 3 года назад
And people say playing a cleric is boring... And it is, Bards forever!
@zolthetroll
@zolthetroll 3 года назад
Aw yeah! Bards are the best class!
@JordanXlord
@JordanXlord 3 года назад
As someone who's plays both clerics and bards. Anyone who says Clerics are borning are playing them wrong. They can be utterly badass, like I played a Tempest domain Cleric Bandit King who served the God of storms
@mchanna06
@mchanna06 5 месяцев назад
​@JordanXlord And the damage on some of the offensive spells clerics have access to is insane
@michaelmanias4560
@michaelmanias4560 3 года назад
This made me crack up. Well done!
@noahlebaron729
@noahlebaron729 4 месяца назад
I never noticed that the Warlock is late for his church potluck. The little details are so good!
@justinflorisson9037
@justinflorisson9037 3 года назад
I love all your videos guys ! Huge love from france !
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns 3 года назад
Thank you so much! We love French dressing!
@justinflorisson9037
@justinflorisson9037 3 года назад
@@Wizards_with_Guns I'm really glad you like it guys
@rebeccarisk1772
@rebeccarisk1772 3 года назад
OMG YESSSS. Best series!! These ones KILL ME! Thank you!
@LordMerji
@LordMerji Год назад
I think this is one of your best skits, alongside the Drive-Thru episode.
@casey5986
@casey5986 3 года назад
You guys rolled a 20 on performance 😂
@Emperor_Atlantis
@Emperor_Atlantis 2 года назад
Really this is the best laughs I had in like 3/4years. Please continue to make this AWESOME content. I am sharing these videos, with all my friends. Btw everything is perfect. The expressions of these actors, the costumes, all these small bits of humor bits really finish it. I mean, this is a polished gem. Quality. Makes a person crave for more videos on this channel for sure.
@MrValis169
@MrValis169 11 месяцев назад
"No I haven't." 😂 These guys are amazing
@P0leP0le
@P0leP0le 3 года назад
As a Dane, I appreciate the word Lort
@kopioshu
@kopioshu 2 года назад
I cant belive how undertated you guys are, I hope that somewhere in the future this channel will blow up!
@kopioshu
@kopioshu 5 месяцев назад
Crazy how fast these 2 years went by
@JH324
@JH324 3 года назад
I have literally watch this a dozen times.
@superepicgaming3535
@superepicgaming3535 3 года назад
Hentai do you even know what that is? Pfff no I haven’t.... WAIT Best line
@tactical_llamas
@tactical_llamas 2 года назад
"Do you even know what that is?" "NO I HAVEN'T!"
@whitebread5809
@whitebread5809 3 года назад
Yes praise Horvath
@connorwright4587
@connorwright4587 3 года назад
Yesss more "G" is for Jesus
@chrisj3938
@chrisj3938 3 года назад
Yall I had a dream about this last night and I woke up and now it's here what's going on
@Baphelon
@Baphelon Год назад
I was caught so incredibly off guard by the quaaludes I almost fucking spit water on my keyboard
@HunterSentinel
@HunterSentinel Год назад
1:03 I’d actually like to see a dnd game with the characters being a bunch of religious mega church pastors and evangelists in tents basically hahahah!
@portalkombat1957
@portalkombat1957 Год назад
Man i hope you guys blow up here soon, you have a great, not quite deadpan, but same ballpark feel thats amazing to watch.
@TrophyGuide101
@TrophyGuide101 11 месяцев назад
The editing on this is fantastic, great job. My favourite line was "Now you've cast a spell of confusion on us" lol
@LazarusIsBackBaby
@LazarusIsBackBaby Год назад
Full Actual Play video podcast featuring these guys pls. A meta-narrative RPG experience
@Wizards_with_Guns
@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад
that’s a cool idea
@jdog22003
@jdog22003 3 года назад
Found you guys through tiktok; y’all are fucking hilarious keep it up
@HeWhoNutsLoudest
@HeWhoNutsLoudest 3 года назад
I love this concept of them trying things they don't like, wonder how they'd handle the Doom games lol also praise HORVATH HALLELUYUH!
@deathpenguinjoe3644
@deathpenguinjoe3644 Год назад
The Doom games are the most Christian games ever
@Darkqualza
@Darkqualza 2 года назад
I’m hecking wheezing right now! This channel is comedy gold! 😂👍🏻
@kayleejazz1669
@kayleejazz1669 2 года назад
“How much blood does it cost for one game?” Did they bring blood with them?
@thomastackett2577
@thomastackett2577 5 месяцев назад
I played AD&D for years. From 13-18. A bit in my late 20s. What game we actually played depended on who was Hosting. We upgraded to Rifts in 92 and played that until 08'. They game group had dispersed since, marriages and children. I'd probably still be playing if I had a group.
@connorfromcyberlife9967
@connorfromcyberlife9967 3 года назад
Praise Hörvath
@3cas3
@3cas3 3 года назад
Bequeath what? I need to know!!!
@baconlordthereal
@baconlordthereal Год назад
intro: I REFUSE TO WORSHIP YOUR FLASE IDOLS later: praise horthatv
@FrostMonarch13
@FrostMonarch13 7 месяцев назад
I am literally making maps for dnd, while watching this. Laughed out loud over this.
@JCupgrade
@JCupgrade 2 года назад
1:44 a warlock telling the paladin who his patron is
@rebeccarisk1772
@rebeccarisk1772 3 года назад
Pastor Titus I SEE you mouthing Ruby's intro at 0:20 😂
@DrugstoreKandi
@DrugstoreKandi Год назад
Calling the number at the end is priceless😂
@needy3535
@needy3535 Год назад
I could literally watch this for hours
@Dracoboss98
@Dracoboss98 9 месяцев назад
My worst DnD experience is all of them, because I’m the problem. I tell them I’m playing a bard, and they’re like “Ah shit, here we go again”.
@jobmeems365
@jobmeems365 3 года назад
“Fully healed”
@ProffessorYellow
@ProffessorYellow Год назад
3:43 favorite bit "another soul saved"
@Kohl293
@Kohl293 Год назад
That bit with the vorpal blade is actually fantastic role play
@rebeccarisk1772
@rebeccarisk1772 3 года назад
Back for the 20th time, the jokes still haven't gotten old 😂
@resinks2269
@resinks2269 Год назад
"Radical Pagan game"; I have to remember that one
@Temenes
@Temenes 3 года назад
Praise Hörvath!
@wingtub
@wingtub 5 месяцев назад
i mean hentai!
@xxmrrickxx
@xxmrrickxx Год назад
Smart and hilarious. A lot of popular comedy rides on making fun of people outside of a tribe and reinforces division. This is the type of skit where you can be a Christian and/or D&D enthusiast and find this super funny. If SNL did this skit, for instance, I think they would humiliate Christians and RPG players to appeal to an audience that views both groups as outcasts.
@Brother_Alchemist
@Brother_Alchemist Год назад
I NEED MORE OF THIS!!
@andrewsmith1204
@andrewsmith1204 6 месяцев назад
No joke: heard adults call it devils and doorknobs without irony when I was a kid.😅
@carlosmamani4727
@carlosmamani4727 2 года назад
We really need a part two of this sketch.
@BrosBGaming
@BrosBGaming 2 года назад
I'm late for my church potluck. LOL
@mastermelee2543
@mastermelee2543 Год назад
Nooo i love that, i need a warlock like this a country pastoral warlock
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Год назад
You have a ton of awesome videos, but the "G is for jesus" gotta be my favorite series 🤣🤣🤣
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