Youtube Comments Are The Worst Part 2 🥯 

A man who ventures into the depths of the youtube comment section is a man not to be trifled with

“Hrnggg, mein fuehr, I’m trying to cross the Rhein to invade France. But my armor is dummy thick, and the clap of my engine keeps alerting the USS Pennsylvania”

"It's hard to win an argument against a smart person but it's impossible to win against an idiot"

Actually the He-162 did contribute in aviation in teaching us what not to do.

Imagine being in your jagdpanther, sneeking through the Ardennes only to be engaged by a Pennsylvania sailing the Meuse river.

How to win a argument: “It’s Propaganda! All of it is Propaganda!”

"The last time I checked, the Pennsylvania wasn't making it's way up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtigre." - Haigs 2020

The Iron Armenian: "It's over, commenters! I have the knowledge!" Commenters: "You underestimate my stupidity!"

I can’t believe the German engineers did not plan for battle ships in the forest

Jaghtiger: I'm trying to sneak to a firing position but I'm dummy thicc and the breaking of my transmission keeps alerting the M4 sherman jumbo

"I hate Armenians wish Azerbaijan invaded Armenia" Boy, that didn't aged well at all

“Oh I’m sorry I don’t speak to people that lost to Vietnam farmers” *sad french noises*

People "Why do you read all the comments?" Haigs "Memes"

"The Armenians are the ones that committed the massacres!" I'm pretty sure this guy just committed genocide on my brain cells. Old habits die hard, I guess.

Let’s be honest, we all know Germany would have won if they had: 1: The power to see the future 2: Infinite manpower 3: Infinite resources 4: Infinite supplies 5: Infinite amount of skilled people

Actually, the Pennsylvania fired a shell into the atmosphere during WW1. There it was in orbit for thirty years until it eventually re-entered the atmosphere, striking a jagdtiger and penetrating its armour. This proved that a naval shell could indeed penetrate tank armour.

If you think about it, if you rolled a Jagdtiger onto a barge at the end of the war, you could probably call that the pride of the German navy.

Ah yes “The armenians did the massacre, and i must hate this armenian because he definitely was there”

"Underpowered and overweight" the story of my life

Imagine a World of Warships April fools event where you sail in a jagdpanther the size of a battleship and you go against an enemy team in Pennsylvanias.

Commenter: "Don't call them planes!" ....... Fine. IrOn BiRdS

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel. Jagdtiger in motion, king of the ocean.

"The Germans would won the war if..." Is a prayer that every wehraboo starts his day with

Hey guys did you know the Bismarck could pierce a Sherman?

"When a man gaze upon the comment section, the comments section gaze back. That same man made a content out it"

I'm sorry, but now I just have this image of a Jadgtiger gong full throttle up a narrow French road. It barely even slows down as it passes the division HQ, while the commander yells "Ze Pennsylvanians are coming, ze Pennsylvanians are coming!" "What do you mean, you idiot?! The Pennsylvanian National Guard? How many MEN, dammit?!" "All of them, sir..." And with that, the trees part like the Red Sea, and the USS Pennsylvania comes rumbling through, sitting on roughly 300 Sherman track systems, carrying the entire population of Pittsburgh and flying a banner reading SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER. A voice calls out from the ship's PA as the Jadgtiger's transmission falls out in sheer terror: "Say, where the hell is that 'Ratte' thing you were braggin' on last week? We want to exterminate it!" Admit it, you'd pay to see that fight. We all would. The only thing that would make it better is if Godzilla refereed and offered live commentary.

“TaNKs NeED a ROtATiNg TuRrET” WW1 mk4 tank - Am I a joke to you?

I'm imagining a Jagdtiger drifting across the ocean and circleing the USS. Pennsylvania, seconds before destroying it.

Ah yes the Jagdtiger. Pride of the German Navy. I remember how my Grandpa used to tell me about his adventures serving on the Jagdtiger, and hunting Ukrainian convoies in the Pacific, near Paris. Good old times... good old times...

"TANKS ARE TANKS"- This man is a genious

There is a way to defeat these "Tank destroyers are not tanks" people. The M18, M10 and M36 had a rotating turret but were tank destroyers.

Imagine being a Jagdtiger and all of a sudden there's a massive boom from the nearby lake and there's just a massive battleship looking at you

Imagine a Pennsylvania class battleship passing through the Ardennes meanwhile you are in your jagdpanther trying to snipe a Sherman

3:23 That is where you are wrong, y’all know that the Pennsylvania class would totally go up a creek to Clap that Jagdtiger. 100% historically accurate.

"Everyone except america uses metric" meanwhile British people agreeing and disagreeing at the same time

RU-vid commenters, "How ignorant should we be this year?" Yes

PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL JADGTIGER IN MOTION KING OF THE OCEAN HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAAAAAAAS

"I PLAY WAR THUNDER I AM A CERTIFIED WAR HISTORIAN" - People on those comments, maybe

“Within the depths of the RU-vid comment sections, we run into a plethora of a types of people. Some people are generally interested, some think they are intelligent and try to make wrong claims, and some have no idea what they are doing. Some try to make other nationalities think that what they are reading in their world approved history books is wrong, and some know what they are posting, and have facts to back themselves up with. Today, we are looking into the comment sections, and picking out the most eye catching, annoying, and sometimes outright distasteful comments. Welcome to Internet Geographic, and today, we are looking into the environment commonly known as , the ‘RU-vid comments section’”

Person: Comments something really douchy Iron Armenian: Doesn't censor names and calls them out Comments: "That wasn't very cash money of you."

A war thunder RU-vidr being sponsored by a game made by wargaming has got to be one of the most confusing things I’ve seen in my life

Jagtiger: We must break the allied supply lines! Bismarck: Schnell, Hans! Kursk awaits!

You know what they say it's all fun and games until the USS Pennsylvania shows up in the Ardennes.

“oh sorry, i dont speak to people who lost to Vietnam farmers.” I cracked up lmao

It’s been over a year since the first Bad Comments video. I’ve been stockpiling these comments as they always give me a chuckle going back over them. With so many to spare it’s only right that i open a little window into some of the bad comments i get. I have so many bad comments that the original length of this video using the content I had would have put the length over 1 hour easily. This was already from hundreds of comments filtered down to 200 comments. I’m not exaggerating. The script was over 5,000 words cut down roughly in half and still the video is over 30 minutes long. With so much content part 3 of the bad comment saga will happen someday. Link to part 1: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-A-3PEZ8W3SY.html

I now have the mental image of an Abrams with a sturmtiger type launcher mounted in the turret and I can't stop thinking about it

“What do you do when you see a rainbow in real life?” Luka Mike: Have the gays... TAKEN OVER THE SKY?!

"The Jagdtiger wasn't the pride of the German Navy, and the Pennsylvania wasn't making it up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger!" 😂 I laugh at some of these comments, but rest assured I make some stupid comments sometimes too. Life comes full circle.

Ah yes, My favorite battleship was the Jagdtiger

"Censor their names." Or, maybe, don't make a post in a public domain where literally anyone who cared to look themselves would literally find that exact post and the poster's name right above it. There's no expectation of privacy in a public domain. Public=Not Private >Insert Mind Blown gif

*When a youtuber talks about tanks* People who think they're experts: ThAtS NoT A tAnK iT's A tANk DeStRoYeR WhICH Is DiFfeReNT

Video: sponsored my world of warships Gaijin: **emergency meeting**

I absolutely love your reaction to the *Pennsylvania could take out a Jagdtiger* comment. Pure perfection.

"this Video is sonsored by World of Warships, the SINKING man action game" yes i'm funny

I honestly don't understand the whole "hating Armenians" I mean if that's the case because of their history then why not Germany because of their history? Every country has done something bad in the past and it it just the past.

the pensylvania could pen a jagdtiger got me... "the jagdtiger was not the pride of the german navy'

"Tanks are Tanks!" Write that down, Patrick, WRITE THAT DOWN.

"Captain, mind telling me what you're doing with that Pennsylvania class battleship?" "Sir, I saw a Jagtiger on land that was looking dummy thicc and I need to go clap its cheeks."

KMS Jagdtiger, pride of the German navy

“The Pennsylvania wasn’t making it’s way up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger!” I love it.

The virgin “plane” The CHAD “aircraft”

Commenters: it’s a tank destroyer, not a tank Iron American: TANK IS TANK!!!

“To clap the cheeks of jagpanzer” -The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs I laughed my ass off

Community: Iron doesn’t read our comments. Iron: Are you sure about that?

To read nearly 14k comments and not have all your brain cells die. I am impressed.

What are you talking about, a vague simulation done by a man with a degree in sociology using gary's mod as a test bed showed that the He-162 could easily defeat any allied plane from wwii, and even further than that it could take down the mig-15 and has an average of 420-69 k/d against an F-16 and T-65 X Wing.

"Yo! Have you heard about Joe?" "Who's Joe?" "The one who killed 3 Tiger Tanks in a day?"

Comment: “I do agree... stop using metric.... Systems from countries that haven’t landed on the moon or wins world war are invalid.” Iron Armenian: tough talk for someone who lost to Vietnamese farmers Knowledge of history: Yeah well at least we didn’t lose against flightless birds!

That one guy: stop using metric, because you didn't land on the moon NASA: using metric for all spacecraft as it's easy to convert in digital computers

6:35 You know when a tank isn't weird when the barrel is an emergency exit

I wonder of you'll see my comment, and if so how many pineapples do you think could fit in a hetzer lol

Whoa, so you truly read all comments. That's dedication, truly. I like your videos, I hope you're having a great day/night!

30:18 Wait is he suggesting that the Armenians did the Armenian genocide, just to blame the Turks? Thats a next level conspiracy

People in the comments: "Ackchyually, that's a tank destro..." Iron Armenian: *"TANK IS TANK!"*

Tbh at the end of the war if you dropped a jagtiger into a pond it would class as the pride of the German navy. There wouldn't be much competition, maybe hans' rowboat.

no wonder the Germans lost, they could never expect an Iowa Class Battleship coming thru a small river to destroy a tank

"The Jagtiger wasnt the pride of the German navy, and last time I checked the Pennsylvania want making it's way up a creek in the Ardenne trying to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger." That's enough internet for one day

the real questions is: is the Jagdtiger in World of Warships?

When you said disassembled midflight because of the glue quality, I like to make myself laugh thinking of a cartoon like disassembly where the plane just rips apart leaving the only the pilot flying in the air until he looks down and gravity kicks in

Aircraft, ha you clearly don’t know that real pilots call them High levitating Boats.

The jagdtiger might have been the pride of the Kriegsmarine if they got their hands on some since they don't really have much ships

Video summary: "Don't speak unless you can improve the silence"

It's not accurate to call them planes, the correct term is shooty-boomy-screamy-meanie.

I would be impressed if they could somehow get a Dreadnought up an actual creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger.

Lol imagine not using burgers per desks as a speed measurement unit in 2020

“Imagination is Power” Clearly, your brain’s power is all going to your imagination.

*person : plays 1 game of wotb *person : mE is TAnK eXpErT *everyone : no

Just imagine the amount of time this mad lad spends reading both shitty and graceful comments. This definitely has to be one of the mightiest RU-vidrs the world has seen.

“Oh I’m sorry I don’t speak to people that lost to Vietnam farmers” Damn man calm down. You didn’t have to completely disintegrate him.

Nevermind

I literally have no idea why this was in my recommendations. I guess since this will inevitably be read; I hope you're having a good day, G.I. Haigs.

I swear to God, somehow the sound effect at 16:37 made me laugh so hard. Great sponsor I've ever seen in a while

Doesn’t the UK use a cancerous mix of both Imperial and Metric?

You laugh now, but soon we will put pontoons on our Jadgtigers and destroy your pitiful navies! THE FUTURE OF NAVAL WARFARE IS FLOATING TANK DESTROYERS!

Hey iron! I wanted to expand on my comment on the last video. One of the main impacts and probably the only impacts he 162 has was its wing design, the downward facing tips of its wings. They have the same effect as the upward facing winglets you would see on commercial aircraft but they are slightly more efficient when facing down so they direct air downward with gravity assisting this action. The He162 also was one of the first aircraft to have an ejector seat, a major breakthrough when you need your plane fails you. This one is a little far off but it’s very slim body & cockpit integration into the fuselage has become a standard in modern Jets. Look at the British sea hawk (in the German premium tech tree in war thunder)& the F-16 Viper. It is most evident in those two planes. I had a huge whaaa moment when I saw my comment on your video! I guess I’m feeling the hypocrisy when I laugh at other people’s lousy comments when my own is on the channel now. Sorry if I pissed you off or anything! Keep doing what you do, I follow you on twitch as well since you do make some quality content.

17:53-17:57 I LITERALLY SCREAMED. YOU DID HIM DIRTY MAN. HOW IS HE GONNA RECOVER?

Ah yes, Prince Eugen, pride of the austrian fleet. Austria - you know, the landlocked country that practically seized to exist in 1938.

if I see myself in here I'm gonna cry

3:03 all I can think about is the hood beaching it’s self just to kill a jagdtiger and then blows up with Bismarck by sabaton in the background

I saw somebody say ArmA was unrealistic for an Abrams getting clapped in one shot. My man thinks that irl tanks have health bars