Lol. "Dear Pesky Plumbers, the toasters and I have taken over the Spaghetti Kingdom. The king is now a permanent guest at one of my seven trips. I dare ya to die-er if you can." and "Where's the princess? Where's the princess? Wheres....wheres...w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w..."