I like Coca Cola! So I see what you’re talking about! Also unrelated fact I created a Bambisona named “Hashimus” and he’s based off Hashima Island and Tumultuous Manbi. He attacks intruders but if he enters the dreams of a kid who’s suffering from trauma or depression he will say “Have Not Dread little one.” When the kid in question wakes up they will have a bag of croutons on the kitchen counter. Reports from children state that his voice is Raspy and Deep and has a bit of reverb to it.
@@artasky6093 Yet americans keep setting fires and blowing themselves up, because they feel victimized when "the authorities" tell them not to do that.
Lyrics: One *ARBY’S!* yyyyyyyyyyyyyeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Arby’s had a choice to make, Snow offense to Eggplant, but WHAT IS IT? If you like Flirting with Death, BUFFALO CHICKEN! Ok, that’s ridiculous… Arby’s Reubennn!!! Deep fry your Turkey at home and risk Blowing it up- **explosion** AAH! (laughs) (Boat horn) Instead of bringing *Bourbon* to the party… *Arby’s Now has COKE!* If you like Bacon, Hey! Maybe dial it back a bit on the Bacon, The YUMMY Way is to Fry it! *The Scenarios are Unsettling…* **Explosion** (sigh) But then, in 2017, A BIG Announcement is Coming! … ARBY’S MESSED UP! Arby’s NEW **unintelligible** **explosion** WHAT! Arby’s had an agreement to feature their good friend *Pepsi* in 2 commercials a year… *COKE!* Fresh Mozzarella, from the most LUXUUURIOUS Place on earth, *1964* …you shouldn’t be there When you’re Arby’s, you can do certain things, like… *Mama Chicken!* If your Child ever asks “Where do Sandwiches come from?” Tell then the truth. Look them Straight in the Eyes and Tell them, *ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!* **explosions** Part of me wishes I’d been hit by that car Instead! **chuckle** YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Adulthood, comes with many responsibilities, BEER CAN Therapy c*ck on a Plane, Especially if you don’t like TVs or Alcohol! We Don’t Make Sense… *TURKEY BASTER* Miami-imaiM Miami Cuban with Slowww-LaRuuuulle-sted *Pork Cock*… BE THERE! And ask THIS Woman… “You wanna put WHAT? WHERE?” Saaaauaaace Saw, AND A TOP BUN? “…Okay” *Gravy!* *ARBY’S!* We Have *Gravy!* This is a Filet O Fish Sandwich, Nature can be Really Disappointing sometimes… …something’s up with that sandwich- **explosion** OH NO! WHY DID WE PEAK? *LETTUCE!* …Which one of our *Kids* we’d want to Eat! GIUSEPPE! Bun dust… “I’M the King of the Castle, And YOU’RE the Dirty Rascal!, Crash Into Meee! Crash Into Meee!” **heavy panting* WHAT! IS GOING ON! **explosion* AAH! …Pepsiii, And everyone ate Happily Ever After, The End… ARBY’S! We Have ARBY’S! …”I Dunno… Arby’s is pretty COOL!…” *Cue Sandwich Violence!* **explosion**
"if your child have asked where do sandwiches come from, tell them the truth, look them straight in the eyes and tell them ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!"
If your child askes where do sandwitches cime from... 1:21 Tell the truth... Look at them straight in the eyes and tell themmmm...... *😠😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!----- *BOOM*
Accurate Lyrics: One.. *Arby's!* _(Menacing guitar riff)_ *Yheaaaaaayyyyyy..* Arby's had a choice to make No offense eggplant.. but what is it?! If you like flirting with death.. *Buffalo Chicken!* Okay, that's ridiculous. _Arby's Reubeeeennn~!_ Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up- *(BOOM) AAH-* (Nervously laughing) *(Boat horn)* Instead of bringing _Bourbon_ to the party.. *Arby's now has coke.* If you like bacon.. *Hey, maybe dail it back a bit on the bacon!* The *Yummy* way is to fry it. *T h e s c e n a r i o s a r e u n s e t t l i n g* *(BOOM)* _(Exhausted sigh)_ But then.. in 2017..! A big announcement is coming! *Arby's messed up!* Arby's new *megxghmeatmeemxegmegax* *(BOOM) WHAT?!?!* ..Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend - Pepsi in *2* commercials a year. *Coke.* Fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on earth..! *1964..* _you shouldn't be there!_ ..When you're Arby's you can do certain things like... *mama chicken* If your child ever asks where do sandwiches come from - Tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them.. *ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!* _"PartOfMeWishesIdbeenHitByThatCarInstead"_ *(Unnerved wheeze)* *Yaaaayyy!* Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.. *BEER CAN!* -therapy c### on a plane.. Especially if you don't like TV's or alcohol..! We don't make sense! *Turkey baster!* A miamiiammiamicubanwissoooolroool- *pork c###..* *be there!* And ask this woman.. "You want to put what.. where?" *Sooohsooh* And a top bun..?! "okey :)" *gravy* Arby's, We have *gravy* This is a filet-o-fish sandwich. Nature can be really disappointing.. sometimes *somethings up with that sandwich!* *(BOOM)* OH NO! Why did we peak?! *LLLLettuce!* Which.. one of our kids we want to eat..? *GIUSEPPE!* _bun dust_ "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! Crash into me, Crash into me!" *(Panting)* WHAT IS GOING ON?! *(BOOM)* AH- *...............................................pepsiii* And everyone ate happily ever after, The end. Arby's, we have Arbys! (Silence) "I don't know.. Arby's is pretty cool! _Cue sandwich violence._ *(BOOM)* The end.
Once upon a time, there was a burger that stood out from the rest. It was the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers. This burger was the king of all burgers, and it ruled the fast-food kingdom. The Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was unlike any other burger out there. It had everything a burger lover could ever want: lettuce, mayo, pickles, ketchup, and the flame-grilled taste that only Burger King could provide. And if you wanted to customize it, you could have it your way. You ruled the day when you ordered this burger. Some people preferred the Impossible or Bacon Whopper, but for those who wanted the ultimate burger experience, the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was the way to go. It was a burger that was as big as your appetite, and it satisfied every craving. At Burger King, you were the boss. You could have your burger any way you wanted it. You could add bacon, cheese, or extra toppings. You could even have it wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. Burger King wanted you to seize the day and enjoy your meal your way. As you sat down to enjoy your Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers, you noticed the flag on the wall. It had three horizontal stripes of dark red, red, and white going down the flag. It was the You Rule flag, a symbol of Burger King's commitment to giving you the power to have it your way. And as you took a big bite of your burger, you knew that Burger King had truly lived up to its promise. You were the ruler of your meal, and the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was your loyal subject.
If your child have asked: "Where do sandwiches come from?", Tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them: ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS *BLOWING* *UP!* 💥
0:12 SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Due to the inherent nature of the anomaly's activation conditions within human biology, SCP-6969 cannot be contained at this time. Efforts are directed towards nullifying the thaumaturgical activation of SCP-6969 on a global scale via application of the Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String. Regardless, as SCP-6969's effects are self-censoring and global neutralization would be immensely costly, this is considered a low priority. Access to this file is restricted to individuals with Level 5/6969 clearance to prevent panic amongst wider Foundation personnel. Due to the large amount of individuals attempting to access this file for unknown reasons, editing the file has been locked, and requires O5 or Research Lead credentials. DESCRIPTION: SCP-6969 is the designation for a thaumaturgic biological process which occurs during ejaculation. When a human being attempts to discharge - whether during the process of intercourse or, more commonly, not - a series of internal thaumaturgic processes occur within the individual's genitalia, affecting the entire body. Over the duration of approximately two seconds, the affected subject will enter and experience a causal time loop, repeatedly beginning at the moment of ejaculation and lasting a short period of time. No changes to the subject's physiology are preserved between time loops, save for two factors: one, the activity of the nervous system, and two, sperm's genetic composition (where applicable).1 Upon conclusion of an unknown number of repetitions, the causal time loop ceases, and a secondary thaumaturgic effect activates. The secondary effect resets the nervous system to the state it was when the time loop began, allowing for the seamless transition between pre- and post-orgasm states by resetting memory. Following this, anomalous activity relating to SCP-6969 ceases. Research suggests that affected subjects may experience a subjective time of anywhere from sixteen days to roughly seventy-three quintillion years every ejaculation. Addendum One - Testing Log SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-652589 SUBJECT SEX: MALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: A counterspell on the secondary thaumaturgic process was activated on D-652589. The subject was instructed to masturbate, which was performed without complication. RESULT: Immediate liquefaction of subject's nervous system. Analysis of subject's ejaculate confirmed changes to genetic material. SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-80O7135 SUBJECT SEX: FEMALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: A specialized thaumaturgic spell is placed upon D-8007135 which modifies the SCP-6969 process, allowing for the entire body to be preserved between time loops. Subject was informed and consented to the experiment prior, and was instructed to masturbate. RESULT: Subject immediately disintegrates. SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-05370 AND D-908707 SUBJECT SEX: MALE AND FEMALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: Subjects were previously married and were reported to possess "unresolved sexual tension" in D-Class holding areas. Both were informed of the nature of the experiment and begrudgingly agreed. D-05370 was thaumaturgically modified to retain memories of their experience during SCP-6969. D-908707 was not modified. Both were non-invasively recorded during the process. RESULT: D-05370 became comatose, and D-908707 became immensely distressed and uncooperative. Latter amnesticized; former is in medical wing pending termination order. ALL TESTING HALTED BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE. Addendum Two - Note from the Head Researcher When I began working on SCP-6969, I initially tackled it with the idea that this was a malicious force I was working against. I think, in one way or another, we all believed that this anomaly was evil, or created by something evil to do evil upon us. How many anomalies were the result of eldritch horrors? Surely this must be one of them. But, as I stand here before my research and the evidence piles on my desk, I have to conclude that the theme we're seeing isn't a malicious force - it's a natural one. The process of evolution is one which is cobbled together from random happenstance. Genes change at complete random and anything which is potentially beneficial (or at least not harmful) gets passed down, while those which are harmful get killed off. It's brutal and messy, but it works - just barely. And, the theory goes, SCP-6969 is the result of just one of those many, many evolutionary happy-little-accidents which may help pass on some genes. SCP-6969, as we know, changes the genetic material of the sperm released during ejaculation. From what we can tell, it also prunes a significant amount of unhealthy specimens and increases sperm count in general. All signs point to it having simply evolved over the course of our species' lifespans, creating vastly improved genetic material in a tiny timespan. When SCP-6969 first came into existence, there may have been a significant amount of casualties by people who experienced it without the secondary effects, until one person evolved the ability to reset the nervous system and SCP-6969 simultaneously. Any descendants of theirs not up to par were killed off in the process of natural selection. There is, perhaps, one hypothesis of a colleague of mine which I am too afraid to admit may be true. From the complexity of SCP-6969, we can place the approximate period from where it evolved, and it appears as though the time corresponds directly with the development of higher intelligence in human species. As if to make matters worse, the hypothesis goes on to state that without SCP-6969, the genetic makeup of humans may become significantly more unstable, resulting in very high birth defect rates and fatal mutations. I cannot fathom a world of such suffering, where we were conceived in such brutal conditions, made to endure such horrors, and die an eventual, meaningless death. Sex is a joke. And we're the punchline. Following this, Head Researcher Nathan Brown was disciplined for adding unprofessional personal anecdotes to official SCP files. Footnotes 1. Of note, the genetic composition of the sperm ejaculated changes states before and after SCP-6969, suggesting the anomaly modifies it. i am so sorry. « SCP-6968 | SCP-6969 | SCP-6970 » 6000 adult genetic keter loop memory-affecting neurological reproductive scp sexual temporal uncontained page revision: 30, last edited: 4 Dec 2022, 18:11 (79 days ago) Edit Rate ( +464 ) Tags Discuss (95) History Files Print Site tools + Options Help | Terms of Service | Privacy | Report a bug | Flag as objectionable Powered by Wikidot.com Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License
"If you like flirting with death, buffalo chicken. Okay, that's RIDICULOUS." "YaaY" "Fresh mozzarella from the most LUXURIOUS place ON EARTH! 1964. YOU SHOULDN'T BE THERE." "Mama Chicken, if your child has asked: 'Where do SANDWICHES come from?," tell them the truth. Look them straight into the eye and tell them... ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP! [BANG]"
