[YTP] Connie is not okay 

pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FORE YOU ROSE?!" *awkward silence*

I love how "Pearl" is just a load of random Pearl quotes

Connie: “I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal” (pearl approves)

Peridot: "She can be Pearl" Pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!"

You almost drowned? *Oh. I almost drowned*

Pumpkin: EaTiNg fOoD iS sO DiSgUsTiNg *Peridot* : That’s right, pearl loves soap

at 4:21 I just realized that when peridot says switch you can hear the Nintendo switch sound wow OMG tysm for all of the likes I never got this many!

When Connie said Lapidot, it sounded so natural coming out of her. It was so awesome

3:59 "I gotta steven this somehow" "Love love love!" Peridot: *SHE DIDN'T EVEN CRY*

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE?!

Connie: "I've gotta 'Steven' this somehow!" Connie: "LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!" Peridot: "She didn't even cry." Yes, this a perfect depiction of Steven and the highlight of this video.

“You almost drown” “I almost drown” “I’m pear”

PLOT TWIST *PUMPKIN SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND AKA. CONNIE*

Lapis: "No." --Lapidot quote, Apr 15 2017

When Connie said, “ *And washed all the cereal* “, I felt that

“U don’t remember?” *”mMmM”* “You almost drown” *”i almost drown”*

"Con•gre•gate 1. Come over here and do a cool pose. "New crystal gems, congregate!" synonyms:assemble, gather, collect... ...meet, *CLUSTER,* group"

2:20 Pumpkin as pearl : "WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?" Connie as Steven : wtf is wrong with you

2:06 Peridot “I call garnet.” “I’m obviously suited for being the boss.” Lapis “No” Peridot “f*** you” I DIED 😂😂

1:11 *lapidot?* *ITS CONFIRMED!

can we just appreciate how smooth connie said “lapidot”

"we'll never be the crystal gems! We're just the crystal memes."

_"You almost drowned?"_ _"I almost drowned."_

1:29 Connie: "You almost drowned" Lapis: "I almost drowned"

"What brings you here?" "Garnet." Me every time I watch this show.

Thank God Connie washed all the cereal!

“WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE :D?” -Pumpkin (We must collect all of Pumpkin’s pearl lines)

3:06 Pupkin:WAGUHOOMIMEAGEEAWHAHAHAWEEWAEL Peridot:Well said,Pearl

3:06 Pumpkin Pearl had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

"What Brought You Here?" *"G A R N E T"*

3:07 Pumpkin: **pearl noises** Peridot: Well said, Pearl.

“lapidot?” “Meme” “thats just a weird pearl?” “Love love *LOVE* ” “the crystal memes”

2:06 “I call Garnet” got me so hard 😂

1:30 IM pEAr

Peridot: "I'll be garnet, I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." Lapis: "No." Peridot: "f**k You."

Nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a bug: Not even me: Connie: LaPiDoT?¿?¿? 1:10

connie saying lapidot sounds so smooth and real oh my god

*Who is this?* "That's steven" Lapis, you dont remeber? *hmm..* You almost drowned... *I AlMoSt DroWnED*

She didn’t even cry -Peridot/New Garnet 1 day after 2020

1:32 "Im pear

1:11 “ LAPIDOt? What are you doing?! “ I DIED

"She didnt even cry." (Starts to cry on the inside)

Connie : I won't let him down Peridot: you probably will Hello darkness my old friend Me: ppfft 🤣

"I know what you're REALLY here for." "Call the--- call the--- *CALL THE POLICE*" It's like Scoop is making a social commentary on the status of our internet's culture

I M P E A R Peridot-2019

4:24 we will never be the crystal gems, we are just the crystal..... MEMES

nobody: Literally nobody LEGIT NOBODY NOT EVEN STEVEN Greg: call the police

“I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal.” *Pearl starts quickly nodding*

I washed all the -dishes- cereal

2:20 wow, im imppresed at pumpkin! Its so on point! XD

Connie: I rEsToCkeD aLL tHe tOwElS aNd wAsHeD aLL tHe cErEaL (Pearl nods in approval)

Peridot: I'm obviously best suited for garnet Lapis: no Peridot: *f you*

Connie: Ai- Re- STOCKED all the- towels- and- washed- all the- CERAL Me: did you just have a stroke- Pearl: *[Nodding Intensifies]*

Peridot: I call garnet I’m obviously best suited for being the boss Lapis: MMMmm no Peridot: **** you

2:11 lol peridot cursed out lapis

Transcript: 🎵 _We are the Crystal Gems, we'll always save the day_ _And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way_ _That's why the people of this world, believe in_ _Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl...and Steven!_ 🎵 [TITLE SCREEN: THE NEW CRYSTAL METH by Scoop Universe] Connie: [gasps] ["Run" by AWOLNATION plays] Connie: Steven! Steven: Connie! [they hug with a cracking sound] Connie: You're back?! Steven: Sorry we left you behind. Connie: It's okay. Greg: Yup! Connie: I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal. Steven: Well! Connie: Well...when I got that call from you, I could tell you had a lot going on. Steven: [over the phone] Dad's in space, Connie: I can get there in fifteen! Or actually maybe twenty, twenty-five 'cause I might have to take the bus-- Steven: [over the phone, in Garnet's voice] There's no time! [normal voice] We're going right now! Just-- Connie: You can count on me! Connie: It was a big job for one person, but I felt up to the challenge. I made my way 🎵 _downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm home bound_ 🎵 Connie: Hyah! Peridot: Uh. Connie: Lapidot? What are you doing? Peridot: Just showing off my old room to-- ["O Fortuna" by Carl Orf plays] Peridot: Oh, wait. Lapis: Who is this? Peridot: That's Steven. Connie: Lapis...you don't remember? Lapis: Mmm... Connie: You almost drowned? Lapis: I almost drowned. Connie: I'm Connie. Peridot: I'm pear! Connie: What brings you here? Peridot: Garnet. Connie: Oh! I just hope I don't let him down. Peridot: You probably will. ["The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel plays] Peridot: That's why they put _us_ in charge of protecting Beach City. Connie: Meme. Peridot: Wait a minute 🎵 _to think of just, flexibility love and trust_ 🎵 Peridot: We'd need help. The Crystal Gyms, and a human! Well, close enough. Lapis: Mmmeme. Peridot: We could be exactly like them...but BETTER! Connie: That, makes sense! Peridot: I call 🎵 _Garnet_ 🎵 I'm obviously best suited to being the boss. Lapis: No. Peridot: F*ck you. Connie: Then I'll do what 🎵 _Steven!_ 🎵 does. Peridot: Lapis, you can be 🎵 _Amethyst_ 🎵 Lapis: Which one is she? Peridot: Whatever, she can be 🎵 _Pearl_ 🎵 Pumpkin: Why won't you just let me do this for you, Rose?! Peridot: New Crystal Gems...congregate! That means, come over here and do a cool pose. Connie: Hm... Nothing, nothing, more nothing...ah! There she is! No, wait...that's just a weird Pearl. Peridot: Go! New Crystal Gems! [A sped up version of the chiptune opening theme plays] Peridot: What seems to be the trouble here, Beach City citizen? Buck: My dad's a jerk. Peridot: Ahem? Connie: Um...water we waiting for? [The Price is Right correct answer sound plays] Peridot: Ha ha! Good one, Steven! Pumpkin: [odd Pearl noises] Peridot: Well said, Pearl! Buck: That was cool. Connie: Thanks! [explosion] Peridot: I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! [The Deedee Magno verse from "Party" by L.A. plays briefly] [tape rewind] Peridot: [as Scoop Universe] I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! Greg: *Call the policecall thepolicecallthepolicecallthepolicecall* [tape rewind] Peridot: Beach City citizens, witness...the Garnet! ["Synchronize" from the SU soundtrack plays] Connie: The Steven thinks that's funny! Peridot: I can't believe this. Pumpkin: Eating food is so disgusting! Peridot: That's right...Pearl _does_ like soap. Buck: Uh. Lapis: I agree. Peridot: Euh... [crash] Peridot/Lapis: [embarrassed noises] Pumpkin: [awkward Pearl noise] Connie: Oh no... I gotta Steven this somehow! Connie: Love, love, love! Peridot: She didn't even cry. ["Sad Romance" from Over the Green Fields plays] Peridot: [in the background] She didn't even cry. Connie: The wash was...NOT OKAY! And so were the new Crystal Gems. Peridot: The problem is all of YOU! Connie, you are hurting Lapis; Lapis, maybe you should switch with Pumpkin! Connie: Oh, what's the point of this? We'll never be the Crystal Gems! We're just the Crystal...Memes. But we 🎵 _are the Crystal_ 🎵 [tape rewind] Connie: So let's go back to that. To fix this mess we made! Peridot: Well, if there's one thing peridots are good at, it's fixing things! ["Can We Fix It?" by Paul Joyce plays] Peridot: Does that mean we can do a victory pose? Lapis: ...No. ["A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton plays] Steven: 🎵 *_Makin' my way downtown_* 🎵

*“LAPIDOT?”* IT LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS IN THE SHOW LMAO AKSKSKS

P(earl)umpkin moments 2:19, 3:05, 3:42, 3:54

1:35 Connie “I Just Hope I Won’t Let Him Down.” Peridot “You Probably Will.” HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FREIND

1:10 I LEGIT THOUGHT CONNIE ACTUALLY SAID "LEPIDOT" THEN I CHECKED THE REAL CLIP AND IT WAS LAPIS AND PERIDOT I WAS SO SAD :(((((

"I call Garnet! I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." "No" "F*** you"

Pumpkin, the best pearl since 1945

Peridot: The crystal gyms and a human! Lapis: *meme*

Pumpkin making Pearl sounds is the funniest thing ever XD EXTRA: The Crystal Memes

“uhm lapis, you don’t remember?” “mmmm” “you almost drown” *”i almost drown”*

"Legend has it Peridot is still standing there, waiting, for her Victory Pose."

pumpkin: WHY CANT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSEEEE this whole thing killed me CALL THE POLICE

4:21 “Maybe you should switch with pumpkin!” *nintendo switch sound*

"dad's in space!" "I may be 15-20-25 minitues cause I have to get a bu-" *There's no time!*

“The new crystal meth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:09 CONNIE IS AQUAMARINE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!

"I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal." p e a r l p o i n t

Pearl/pumpkins diet 1.soap 2.salt 3.the ocean of salt 4.anything salty 5.cleaning supplies 6.roses hair

Connie: “What brings you here?” “Pear”: “GARNET” Connie: “Oh! I just hope I don’t let him down.” Most interesting conversation in Steven Universe everybody.

Pumpkin: EaTiNg FoOd iS sO DiScUsTiNg Pearl: I do like pie

I love the remix of the song at the beginning xD "We're just the crystal... memes..." We...are the crystal MEMES

Pearl: *_*Nod heading Intensifies*_* *_**Lapidot Comfirmed**_* Connie: I'm Connie Me: I'm *Pear!*

Peridot: I’m obviously best suited to be the boss Lapis: No Peridot: F**k you Best part😂😂

"pearl": AauGHGiMiHinNiHyuHaHyukAhaHAHaHy "Garnet": well said pearl

I don't usually like YTPs because of the "ear rape" and distasteful humor. But yours are pretty free of both. I appreciate that. Please keep it up.

It’s always good to revisit an old classic

“Lapidot?” UUIHUKHIA

I gotta steven this somehow! "LOVE LOVE LOVE, LOVE" She didn't even cry

1:09 Connie: Lapidot? Lapis: who’s this Peridot: that’s Steven Connie: don’t you remember? Lapis: mmmm Connie: you almost drowned Lapis: I almost drowned Connie: I’m Connie Peridot: I’m pear!🍐 Connie: what brings you here? Peridot: Garnet Connie: I hope I don’t let him down Peridot: you probably will Connie: 🎵 hello darkness my old friend🎵

“I restocked the all the towels and *washed the cereal!* “

Lost it when pumpkin started screaming😂😂😂

“and washed all the cereal”

2:54 LOL every thing about this scene is just beautiful. Especially "pearl"

“I have to Steven this” “LovE lOve LoVe” OhmygOSH

"I'm connie!" *"I'M PEAR!!"*

2:19 ITS 6:36 AM IN THE MORNING AND IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

3:34 GARNET RAVE!

IM DYING PUMPKIN SAID “WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE!” 😂😂🤣

Please make a loop of Peridot dancing to Garnet's fusion dance.

"F*** you" OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:10

2:18 why won't u let me do this for u ROSE

1:14 when you forget your best friend's name XD

I just noticed something... _Was Connie sleeping in Steven's bed?_

"Alright i gotta steven this" LOVE

Yes, pearl does like soap