[YTP] Peridot goes insane 

Greg really has an obsession with the police.

pushes Greg in conclusion, Garnet is the worst

"Lapis and Peridot will Destroy the earth!" -Peridot The quote of 2017.

The "Call the Police" meme makes my life better

oh, call the police.

I am happy she doesn't ship Garnet with anyone 👌 Garnet's her own ship

The tall one,The purple one,and The hot one

now I'm a gemmmmm

Why does every ytp I see Greg in it have him say "call the police" lmao also, I agree with Peridot about Lapidot

The end killed me. Ang Greg.

The Lapidot It makes me so happy

3:15 so I _wasn't_ the only one who heared that Everyone always says it's _obviously_ "ohmystars"

Now every time I hear "oh my stars" all i'm going to hear is Bulbasaur

"Why are you fuse all the time?" "I'm Lapis and Peridot" "OOHHHH"

"I destroyed a planet I was once trying to protect" "I used to be a waiter, I used to take every order"

"Lapis is a brute" UHHH... Amethyst is a Quartz.

1:34 call the police

So is there or is there not a YTP where Peridot throws a clog right at Yellow Diamond's face?

"I want my authority, just make that happen." I feel that

"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here." The most beautiful star I've ever seen.

"I used to be a waiter. I used to follow every order. Now I'm a *GEMMMMMM* " - Peridot the Waiter

You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here.

the tall one the purple one the Hot one

I like how Garnet is by herself on the gem shipping chart.

"I threw a clog at Yellow Diamonds face" -Peridot

Oh... call the police

Here to say after all these years that finding good YTPs is difficult. Glad I found you tho.

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'We, are the crystal.. GEEEEEEERMMS'

"lets fuse" "BULBASURES" IDK HOW TO SPELL IT XD

"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here" YES. ALL OF MY YES.

I still love how Peridot acts like Garnet asked her for sex when she offered Peridot to fuse with her.

AND I THREW A CLOD RIGHT AT YELLOW DIAMONDS FACE XD LMAO I DIED AT DAT PART

"I used to be a waiter" LMAOO I'M CRYINGG

Peridot talking about Lapidot was so hilarious XD

2:00 garnet forever alone.....

I LOST IT AT "CALL THE POLICE"

You can’t have a steven universe meme without, “Uhh.. that’s really weird..”

2:03 not going to lie, you put the faces in perfect places. I'm legitimately extremely impressed

The "Call the police" part makes me laugh so hard it hurts everytime!

"The tall one, the purple one, the hot one" ~ Mayor Dewey

"Steven: umm, Peridot?" "Peridot: No,no,no,no,no,no,no" "Steven: That's really weird!

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CALL THE P O L I C E.

We are the crystal germs. The tall one. The purple one . The hot one.

1:34 “Oh, call the police.” *Shoved off roof* R.I.P. Greg

If there's one thing I've learned from scoop universe, that is call the police pops up every time Greg is the frame

"We HATE the people of this world.." Me everyday

"I'm destroying a planet I was once trying to protect." Considering the part that everyone plays in pollution, one could state that this would fit into the canonical line of real Steven Universe

I THREW A CLOG AT YELLOW DIAMOND'S FACE.

Ah, yes. Clog Date 7777777777777777777777777777. My favorite episode.

"We are the crystal GEMS!!!" DAMMIT I ALREADY LAUGHED XDDD

I’m starting to think Greg wants us to... *Call the Police*

that Greg with the "call the police" is hilarious! can you make more?

Recorder:”clod clod clod clod clod clod clod👀” Peridot: goes in sane

I'm the hot one? xD

I am literally in tears over that "Oh, call the police" part. This is amazing

BALBSAURS AHH- peridot

“You can see super mario galaxy from here.” *My favorite part*

every RU-vid poop I see has Lapidot

The tall one, the purple one, the hot one, *and Steven*

2:00 = all the ships

I have been watching this channel since day one, Comedy gold 7 years later

I support your Amedot.

The tall one, the purple one, the hot one...

We are the crystal GERMS! Yeah you tell em Jasper! I bet they got those germs from earth! We'll- *suspensful music* we hate the people of this world believe in the tall one the purple the hot one *AND STEVEN*

"Somehow the rejects at birth fail to recognize the superior pair that is Lapis and Peridot." That made me and my brother's day xD.

this made me laugh so hard thank you 😂

Garnet: let's fuse Peridot:BULBASAURS!

Nep nep nep nep nep - Peridot

3:17 finnaly someone actually thinks what i think..... BULBASAURS!

Greg's last wish, was for someone to call the police.

R.I.P Greg

2:01 I love how garnets alone

Callthepoleese

This is just great! The only funny thing for the last month! Thank you! AND PLEASE MORE!

I love it i threw a croc at yellow diamond. I wonder what she did with the croc

how will it take until someone actually calls the police? Gregs been held captive for years

3:16 I thought nobody would make that joke

Dude, Peridot ranting about Lapidot is the most relatable thing about SU.

Anyone else ship Lapidot?

This is so good! One of the better YTPs!

Greg: oh, call the police Me: CLOD Peridot: CLOD Me: CLOD Peridot: CLOD Me: CLOD -Peridoot- Peridot: CLOD

peridot is the fandom when shes explaining about lapidot

2:35 me talking about Steven Universe

In conclusion, *Garnet. Is. The. Worst.*

3:15 BULBASAUR!!!!!!!

"Lion the mood" lost it.

she should have threw a clock

omg jfc this is the most absolute BEST PARODY EVER

"ohh call the police"😂

I feel Call the Police is Scoop Universe's subtle calls for help

*sees title* yea? Me too.

Well, Lapis can control the Earth's oceans, and Peridot can create machines that dig nearly to the Earth's core. Between the two of them, they probably COULD do some serious damage to the Earth.

I threw A clog at yellow diamonds face

Greg was right to call the police

lapidot.

That ship chart really is accurate

In 0:07, Pearl threw her weapon all the way up.